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# Lawlessness hits a liberated Basra - who ya gonna call?


Previously on parka-batman
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:56, archived)
# a welcome return it has to be said
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:02, archived)
# cheers mate
how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:05, archived)
# fine ta
just been to busy to lurk round here much unfortunately!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)
# Marcial was so proud of his new motorbike ...

... nobody could stop him turning round and round the block.
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:56, archived)
# heheheh
thats lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)
# No helmet
either..........an elly on the edge !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)
# yay - thats great:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:05, archived)
# stop that elephant!
I'm actually a very good driver...
(I helped save b3ta! malevole, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Micheal winner
what a cunt!
(vikki mason, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 12:54, archived)
# octo-puss


well, it amused me at the time
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:43, archived)
# and quite right
that it should amuse you, as it amused me.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:47, archived)
# I thought it was
shit

/runs off....glad to see you're all well
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Oi!
Could you do better with your arse? Well, could you?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Welcome back
miss! Haven't seen you in a while - will you be gracing us with your presence on Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Ahem
Johnny2 Decrees (under no pressure of whining and sorrowful looks) that the idea behind the shiver me timberlake picture was one hatched by none other than that master of comic cuckooness, James clegg.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:47, archived)
# any excuse for a repost...
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:48, archived)
# HA!
now that amuses me!
(I helped save b3ta! mr creosote, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)
# morning all
(I helped save b3ta! vbloke OLDSKOOL, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:42, archived)
# always nice
to see fuzzbucket make an appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:43, archived)
# ooooh
controversial
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:44, archived)
# that's not him...
there's no sick on his beard.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:08, archived)
# ooooh
klarse
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:43, archived)
# dodgy claim to fame
The Yorkshire Ripper was captured on the very day I was born!
(Helga, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)
# I'm sorry
your dad couldn't make it to the Christening :)
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)
# gasp!
I'm a heathen anyway, wasn't christened
(Helga, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Sorry I found that pun
irresistable



/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:26, archived)
# there was a pun?
(Helga, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:41, archived)
# yaroo
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:45, archived)
# morning
i've only just got here, can i say that pissing animals are great?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:49, archived)
# lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:38, archived)
# My
boss looks like Eric Pollard and that has disturbed me like you wouldn't believe !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:39, archived)
# I like disturbing people me.
Oi you - get up. Yes YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:43, archived)
# *GROAN*
Ok then,
/hibernation
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:45, archived)
# ah good morning mr p. Always a pleszure.
on your easter hols I take it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:51, archived)
# aye, 3 weeks of
lazy hazy madness. oh, and constant kids tv. I'll go loopy.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:05, archived)
# blimeh!
*sheild my inocent eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:40, archived)
# Major Cheater!


If this doesn't work, the image is here: Click here
(gazzaman528, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)
# FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!
reposting? is that ya game? eh? eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:36, archived)
# reposting's great
hoor
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:39, archived)
# indeed it is
but its not even been a day since he posted it, and it was just as bad the first time
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:43, archived)
# give him a break Berks - he's new
stay fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:46, archived)
# lol
yeah, i do tend to get spikey at reposters
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Well
you do have spikes in the oddest places...
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:06, archived)
# lol, indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Repost apology
Sorry, but Geocities wasn't workin, so I took advice and whacked it on MSN!
(gazzaman528, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:43, archived)
# don't worry about it, young man
now - go and photo shop us a kitten!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:57, archived)
#
That sounds like an order
(Helga, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)
# Trick colour flag


Morining one and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:20, archived)
# that is funny!
Arrgh! must go to sleep. Now. Night, everyone
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:22, archived)
# night
sleep well
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:24, archived)
# Nighty night

Banish the bed bugs!
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:36, archived)
# You either have a slow server
or that's huge!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:45, archived)
# I'm viewing this at work
and it seems OK, it's only 161k mind.

Then again, I am using NTL.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:47, archived)
# tis 160k
but nthell servers seem to be shiter than shite for speed
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Phnar phnar
Missed my phnar opportunity.

Must tell the missus my server isn't too slow tonight :p

Or something like that ...
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:49, archived)
# i am so so sorry
but i have made a room at this place called sirsandgoblin's room. I am so very, very sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:17, archived)
# arrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:18, archived)
# i am really
rather very somewhat sorry.
Please join.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:20, archived)
# NO!
i suck at it, but its like crack, i refuse to go there
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:27, archived)
# thankfully
it's blocked at work. otherwise i would be on my way to p45-ville sharpish.

no doubt i will end up pissing away my evening there later on (again....)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:27, archived)
# me too...
I'm hooked of an evening.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:33, archived)
# yep....
......blocked for me too
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Anyway
everyone else is in the "b3ta" room
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:28, archived)
# aaaaaaaah
that would make more sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:33, archived)
# aren't you meant to be at school,
or have you decided to dedicate yourself to Isketch?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:36, archived)
# oh dear
out the window my day goes. Look, there......oh no, it's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:25, archived)
# I went to a different room and they did this to me:
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:26, archived)
# hahaha
but slightly NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:28, archived)
# haha
now, get there or i'll eat your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:31, archived)
# you'd have to have a
big mouth to wrap it around that - it's a monster!
(Teaseress, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:33, archived)
# la la la
not listening!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:30, archived)
# I
wasted far too much time on there last night and now I'm late for work this morning as well. Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:40, archived)
# This came to me
in my sleep

(13 Floors Up, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:15, archived)
# that is fantastic.
Fantastic that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:16, archived)
# is that a sly opportunity for me to repost...
meow
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Ha!
I love that sooooooooooooo much!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:18, archived)
# have you
been on the catnip again?

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:22, archived)
# That is just
sheer genius! V. funny!
(Teaseress, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:32, archived)
# that's the shirehorses that is
top comedy duo!
(hawse, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:38, archived)
# This is a government health warning
Never, I repeat, NEVER, go out drinking midweek avec b3tans. You have bean warmed.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Tee hee
Little under the weather? I muchly needed my fried food injection, sorry I left.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:16, archived)
# I have no idea
when I left. I blame spacefish myself. And the parents. Any parents. Anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:17, archived)
# Midweek drinking
is like sleeping with cheap whores, great at the time but shit the next day.
Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:19, archived)
# from
experience?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Good idea
Blame Spacefish. Twas his idea to go to the pub. I just cheerleaded for him (now that sounds wrong...).
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:28, archived)
# quantity over quality

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:10, archived)
# Well, someone has to do it
ARRRRGGGHHH!

THE FEAR!! THE FEAR!! etc.

Seriously, though, very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:15, archived)
# nice..
HE is not afraid though.. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! blugg (it's all gone horribly wrong), Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:21, archived)
# mmmm
spammy
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Morning darlings! Are we all well?
This might be interesting; a nanimation compo that involves free software. Is it a clear brittle material fashioned into a representation of a male reproductive organ?



(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:06, archived)
# ah
I see you are a Metro reader. A Metro reader I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:15, archived)
# More a Metro flicker-through.
I love the letters page though; what a shower of ignorant, whinging, point-missing Daily Mail rejects...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:20, archived)
# no
the letters page is hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Think
the letters page is different in different areas. Though the Scottish one is amusing.
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:38, archived)
# morning to you sir
It's gonna be a lovely day. Bit chily still though.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:19, archived)
# in response to the earlier meerdog
i thought I repost my deercat
(Wibblefunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:04, archived)
# don't
think it works like that !
nice anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:05, archived)
# bad idea
really bad idea
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:05, archived)
# yeh
asking for a frontpage, or even mentioning it, renders your post unavailable for the front page.
Unless you edit once it is on the frontpage, cos they can't stop that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:07, archived)
# done
live and learn :)
(Wibblefunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:08, archived)
# christ
i go to bed, the last picture i see is of a meercat with the fear heads, the first thing i see in the morning is this.
Mind you, i didn't actually sleep.
(too busy waiting for www.isketch.net )
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:05, archived)
# don't
mention that place. i have work to do. and a life to lead.

aaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh.....

*clicks*
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:09, archived)
# I like that sort of thing.
A nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sardini, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:26, archived)
# this is Lunchmeat

we got bored at work today, and he wanted to make a movie on the 70s porno couch.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:57, archived)
# you have
a 70s porno couch in your work? Wow...
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:59, archived)
# I don't know what else to call it
it's really fuzzy and really ugly.
smells ok though.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Think of the possiblities!
!
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:02, archived)
# hehe
thats mad is that.

does the porno couch still work?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:59, archived)
# it still maintains it's couchness
if thats what you meant
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:01, archived)
# no, not at all ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:04, archived)
# you mean
you could have made a movie on a porno couch, and this is the type of movie you came up with? how disappointing
;) kidding. its very nice. w/y

edit - oh and on that note, Goodnight b3tans, one and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:00, archived)
# hah
: )

edit: night
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:02, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:04, archived)
# That's very cool
I dread to ask what your occupation is though...
(I helped save b3ta! paw, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:02, archived)
# refinishing 70s porno furniture*
*lie
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Very nice!
Want to come with on the expedition I've detailed below. I could pick you up in California... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:09, archived)
# ooh please
I prefer to travel by kittenback, however
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:11, archived)
# kittens can't swim or fly
but I suppose you could ride one up Mt. Everest...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:13, archived)
# they do sink like stones
but mine will fly! *gets out staple gun and feathers*
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:16, archived)
# very good!
when it gets tired, you can take a turn on the whale!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:17, archived)
# very silly
...and possibly the most disgusting couch I have ever seen. It truly is an eye-sore.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:16, archived)
# old bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:52, archived)
# Well
I've never seen it

That's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:53, archived)
# i thankyou
i belive it happened at the start of march, so before your time
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:55, archived)
# hehehe
:)

there are drunk people singing in the street. It's going to be hard to go to sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:59, archived)
# wasn't it just
everyone posting their own passport?
In which case...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:19, archived)
# twas for a start
then someone posted a .psd source one, and the sillyness began
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:21, archived)
# woo sir
and yay sir
i especially like the "dict electrician"
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:54, archived)
# dictaphone?
(psausage76, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Domo-kun News!
EDIT:
It Loaded Slow So I Made It A Link

Sorry for all the stock footage.
(Lazerwolf, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:44, archived)
# He's a great newsreader
who just oozes credibility.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:46, archived)
# Sorry...
....for the slowness
(Lazerwolf, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:46, archived)
# YAY!
What is the best Domo related site?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:40, archived)
# Smug bastard.

bigger better
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:13, archived)
# Woo!
top shop that.
I don't know if I actually support Hussein, I just know I don't trust the coalition of evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:15, archived)
# According to his Information Minister
he has a lot to be smug about!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:17, archived)
# According to his Information Minister
the yanks never made it past the beachhead!

/boggle
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:22, archived)
# just letting you know,
in case you didn't know already, that you're only about 35 away from 5000 posts. so don't miss it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:35, archived)
# Any american soliders
outside his bunker are just a figment of an over active imagination :)
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:39, archived)
# Blimey.
I still haven't thought of anything decent to celebrate!

And I missed all the earlier milestones, too.
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:40, archived)
# Happy
294th day on B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:41, archived)
# Woo!
294 days!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:44, archived)
# I decided to start celebrating these types of mileposts
20/20/20/20
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:42, archived)
# What time is it in the UK
really?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:46, archived)
# It's four in the Afternoon
not really
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:47, archived)
# Subtract about 16 minutes
from B3ta time. :)
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:47, archived)
# Thanks!
I keep forgetting if I'm in -6 or -7. The recent week-long discrepency between daylight savings didn't help either...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:49, archived)
# B3ta has its own timezone
GMT + 0:16:35
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:50, archived)
# is that real?
no really...
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:48, archived)
# absolutely
I got the screen shot, after Fnord alerted me it was approaching.

100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:50, archived)
# quite lucky then
to get the right moment, or did you have some way of timing it?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:53, archived)
# luck
b3ta.com/board/1025961
b3ta.com/board/1026159

you have to scroll down a bit in both to see what I'm talking about
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:58, archived)
# ah, i see
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:03, archived)
# hehe, i like that
morning all
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:22, archived)
# morning
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:31, archived)
# hehe
i like the anim down there
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:35, archived)
# thanks!
but do you think it'll work?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:40, archived)
# probably
i'd try dolphins instead of wales
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:50, archived)
# grrr!
(not at you, at him)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:25, archived)
# Submitted for your approval

Is it crazy enough to work?
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:11, archived)
# That is
a beautiful thing
(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:12, archived)
# I don't have a passport
So I figured I'd have to come up with alternative travel plans :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:14, archived)
# Is it just me or does your route across the States
look like a big cock?
(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:24, archived)
# heheh!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:27, archived)
# Just have a big house - pay the airfare and
we will all come across - Mountain Mohamid...
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:28, archived)
# Yes
I like.
I may have to go by whale all the way, or hope for the abduction part. ;p
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:14, archived)
# It's
too crazy not to work!
(Indole Ring, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:14, archived)
# w0w!
They have signs up at b3ta bash3s now?

Looks like a workable plan to me. Though I thinking hiring a Canadian whale in Hudson Bay to take you East and drop you off in Swansea then catching the train might be easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:15, archived)
# A train?
Are you quite mad?
(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:16, archived)
#
A) It beats walking.
B) It's slightly cheaper than hiring servants to bear you in a palanquin.
C) Less anal probing than the alien abductions.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:19, archived)
# But why not
take the whale to France, stock up on cheap piss, cross the Channel and come straight up the Thames? Turn left at the three-hundredth shopping trolley and you're there!
(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:22, archived)
# My British geography
is only so-so.

Also the pic said it was from London. I trusted it.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:24, archived)
#
It was in consideration of the whale really. The waters off the coast of France are much warmer than Hudson Bay so the whale would really be sweating it up.

However... he should be good for a short trip... so she could take the whale to Cuba, commandeer a an old russian diesel submarine off the Cubans then take that to France 'cause the boat isn't as sensitive to heat!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:26, archived)
# took a while to get through,,
but now that i did, WOO YAY HOUPLA!

if the propellor cap works, let me know, I'm going to try hovering over to england by using a plastic drinking straw. /runs off to make picture
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:16, archived)
# I believe that's my first ever houpla!
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:18, archived)
# Well then!
Have a nother!


Really should devise myself another WY. Used that one about 8 times now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:20, archived)
# I've only got one too
I keep meaning to make another, but keep on getting sidetracked...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:22, archived)
# that is
bleeding marvellous. woo you!

note to self: make new wooyay.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 8:46, archived)
# very
nice

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:38, archived)
# That
is fucking brilliant!

and get yerself a passport ya silly merkin!
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:49, archived)

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