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# Voice gone! Gig cancelled! Where now Paul?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)
# woo
fred jack, spacefish about?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)
# I doubt it
the filthy drunken hoor. He got me pissed last night.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:55, archived)
# ha ha
so he's gunna have a hangover, did he mention any sound files?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:57, archived)
# I can't remember....
anything
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:07, archived)
# I know.
I'm a bad man.

(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I can reply to myself
can't I?

(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:05, archived)
# .
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:53, archived)
# bad joke
old old old old
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:53, archived)
# reposting like a big fat filthy hoor with nae shame whatsoever
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:55, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)
# that is very funny indeed
and I've no idea why. Which is a good thing.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:08, archived)
# probably because...
that is all that he has been eating since Linda died... he always hated that soya crap she made for him...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:23, archived)
# .
:O

!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:37, archived)
# voice gone
and face flipped
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)
# Ok
By popular demand... it's a CLASSIC HOSKINS compilation!



and bob mosque-ins
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)
# thats
better

I can rest easy now
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)
# yay!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)
# You could have
at least made new Hoskins material.
Morning crew.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:46, archived)
# morning boyo
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:48, archived)
# morning
mr Yak.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:52, archived)
# morning mister
You got much of a BJC plan yet? I'll be there around lunchtime tomorrow I think. LP's just mentioned the bash plans on uk_jugglers too, which may get a few more peeps.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)
# I shall be there
as of this evening.
I think its going to be good, as long as the weather holds off.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:51, archived)
# I think so too
ooh I'm all excited at the mo! And I'm going to meet lots of lovely b3tans. Woo! Kind of wish I'd decided to travel down to Brighton tonight though.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:53, archived)
# You still can,
then you'd get an extra night of fun.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:55, archived)
# nah
I'm flying down to Gatwick on a non changeable ticket, so tomorrow it is. Shame though - I like BJC wednesdays.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:59, archived)
# Flying
and staying in a room.

Well hellooo Mr. Fancypants.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)
# hehe
yes, I do seem to be getting a bit swanky on this one! Perhaps I should book a chaffeur to drive me to the bash now I think about it...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:11, archived)
# We should have hired a limo
take us all to the bash, I bet the combined train fare would have covered it.
If the last train comes back at 1.00am, will areturn train ticket cover it?
I thought that they usually run out at midnight.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:14, archived)
# oooh
hadn't thought of that. Probably just need to make sure we don't get day returns. I do like the limo idea though...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:17, archived)
# It's too
late for that now though I reckon, nevermind.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:18, archived)
# yeah - it'll be too late now.
On the subject, I guess I ought to print out train times and suchlike.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Good idea,
and directions to the club and stuff...and Stations and stuff...and stuff.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Yay! I get to:
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)
# thank you
you are providing a valuable public service.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:53, archived)
# Doesn't
stop him though does it!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Well, we all post what we like
I think the way Johnny2 keeps posting Hoskins pics is funny. :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Yep,
I like them...sort of.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Yeah
it's kinda growing on me too.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:01, archived)
# YOU ASKED FOR EM
I dunno i get moaned at with em and moaned at without em!

(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:02, archived)
# moaning's fun
/old grouch
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)
# i saw this in a documentary..
no- really.


(click fatter)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)
# eek! scary!
/runs off
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:03, archived)
# it's www. hotmaul.com
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)
# I see no Hoskins
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Thank Jebus for that
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:32, archived)
# I hear no Hoskins
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:34, archived)
# I Speak No Hoskins
had to be done didn't it
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:35, archived)
# I was rather thinking
I Smell no Hoskins...

thank god!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:37, archived)
# I taste no Hoskins,
none at all.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Hoskins would be salty
wouldn't he?
If you were to taste him.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:52, archived)
# yes,
salty and ashy.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:56, archived)
# I prefered
I fear no Hoskins. What made you change it?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)
# but you would, though...
wouldn't you?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:36, archived)
# whoa freaky eyes
stick em everywhere
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:29, archived)
# ewww no
please stop!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)
# hmm

/repost
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:32, archived)
# First thing on the board
to make me laugh all morning.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:36, archived)
# that looks a lot like
/repost
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:43, archived)
# Eh? What's that you say?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Nice work sir!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:37, archived)
# Ruuuuun
run away from the many eyed cat!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)
# I never realised how funny
multi-eyed cats could be
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)
# Ever wonder who guards the soldiers while they sleep?


Tusken Raiders, ahh how comforting

click for bigger image
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)
# I knew Honest Moh
reminded me of someone!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)
# snigger
*FACT* he died on stage in sunderland
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)
#
I know - that's the Empire for you eh :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)
# hoho
they don't write em like that anymore. Music Hall's not dead I tell you. Not. Dead.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:32, archived)
# 'ave a banana
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Where's me wash board?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:36, archived)
# 'ow queer!
I'm feeling gay today, I am
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)
# they're a tough crowd in sunderland
/my mother in law
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:32, archived)
#
Wa-ha-ha-ha!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:28, archived)
# Valerie
... always had the slightly uncomfortable feeling that Roger was mentally undressing her.



(Oh, how my artistic integrity was pained at finding the correct image)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)
# It must have taken
hours of searching. You poor man.

*edit* Great pic, as usual.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:29, archived)
# She's just like one of those pens
except you don't have to turn her upside down.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)
# i'd like to
turn her upside down ;)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:13, archived)
# She's not totally undressed ...
... Roger isn't that pervert after all .

W/Y/H !!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:49, archived)
# arf!
:)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)
# dunno if anyone is interested
but I found something similar to those paper animals that are on the front page.

www.yamaha-motor.co.jp/eng/papercraft/index.html

the paper bikes are unreal! but my favourite is the Hondo Stoat

...and why yamaha?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Wow!
I love the Japanese... They're so... Eclectic.

Bookmarked that for later amusement.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:43, archived)
# oooh I saw those the othe day -
they're amazing aren't they. Did you see you can get pc software that draws you nets for whatever shapes you put in? it looked quite cool actually.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Going for my Car licence today!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)
# good luck
from someone who took more goes than maureen rees
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:26, archived)
# my examiner
was ace - I drove over the kerb within 10 yards, turned left when he had asked me to turn right ad got told to speed up on a dual carriageway from 50 to 60mph!! and passed first time!

P.s Morning all
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:10, archived)
# my examiner
was ace - I drove over the kerb within 10 yards, turned left when he had asked me to turn right and got told to speed up on a dual carriageway from 50 to 60mph!! and passed first time!

P.s Morning all
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:11, archived)
# good luck sah!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)
# blimey - good luck!
don't crash (very important that you heed my advice)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)
# one thing i've learnt from my driving tests:
it's probably best not to go through any red lights.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:34, archived)
# or speed
or try to race police cars
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:36, archived)
# Nah,
This test I gotta do is a TOUCH SCREEN test. I gotta watch a movie, and touch the screen when I see a hazard.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:37, archived)
# amazing what they can do with science these days
i had to drive a car round huddersfield for an hour.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Thing that makes me cranky is,
I've got to pay $100 to do it, and $30 each time if I fail...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:42, archived)
# which country is this?
when i did mine i've a feeling it was £20-30 each time. i did it 3 times. mind you, i'm fucking useless at driving
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:47, archived)
# I'm at
Sydney Australia, Mate.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 11:00, archived)
# this story is 100% of FACT.
In St Albans, the driving test centre used to be on a side-road off a one way street. Someone I knew was on his test pulled out of the driving test centre - at the bottom of the side-road, the examiner asked him to turn right when you were only supposed to turn left. The guy turned right, and the examiner failed him on the spot.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:39, archived)
# OUCH
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:43, archived)
# bandwagon second try


interesting child..


(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)
# eeugggh
What's wrong with her ears?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:26, archived)
# morning!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:21, archived)
# isthisyou
epileptic-inducing currency. I like it.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:23, archived)
# i made some of the real notes, too
they don't animate, though. that would just be silly.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:24, archived)
# you're not wrong.
Animation is daft.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)
# morning...
I found a photo last night. I will email it when ive scanned it

edit/ will be tomorrow now, unless youy want me to post it to you?
:)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)
# Flea #68
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:19, archived)
# he he he
oh more dyslexic jokes please
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Why...
...what's so funny about an over acidic stomach?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:24, archived)
# Baddum tish
Took me a while to get it though...



Besides I don't read any replies that don't have the word in cunt in them (for some reason)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:29, archived)
# cunt.
cuntthis is a subliminal messagecunt
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Pfft.
.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:40, archived)
# ah - Bob. Question.
When did we leave last night?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)
# heheheheheh
clars!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:23, archived)
# bandwagon..


i think this is my friends face when he drinks beer.


(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)
# ewwww
the eyes! the eyes! the eyes! the eyes! the eyes! the eyes! the eyes! the eyes! the eyes! the eyes! the eyes! the eyes! the eyes! the eyes! the eyes! the eyes! the eyes! the eyes!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:19, archived)
# Makes ya think, don't it?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:15, archived)
# it does
it makes me think you are a nutter :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:15, archived)
# makes
me scroll
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:17, archived)
# I try not to think
and i don't understand it
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:20, archived)
# makes my head hurt :)
what does it all mean?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:30, archived)
# News flash!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)
# haha is ferrarri estate drumkit man
woo!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)
# :)
yay®
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:13, archived)
# houplah©
?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:38, archived)
# heh
I'm sure that guy from beyond the grave will try and utter "Everything is ok, I'm not dead!"
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:14, archived)
# fan
tastic
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:14, archived)
# hahaha
loon
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:17, archived)
# haha !!
fantastic !!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:18, archived)
# I can't help
but like that bloke. I find his optimism inspirational

(and woo to the pic too)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:19, archived)
# yes,
everyone just assumes he's lying. i mean, how cynical can you get?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)
# he's not lying
our government officials are telling us what's actually happening.... they never lie :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)
# woo und yay!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Excellent :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Brilliant!
oh yes indeedy. Woo!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Domo fighting
Morning!

(still new around here, and unsure if you're all sick of this guy, but I'd done this for another site back in December and thought I'd post him here...)





(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:03, archived)
# sick of domo?
not possible!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:04, archived)
# i bought a domo tea cup
i wish i'd bought 6 so i could use them when the vicar comes round for tea & crumpets
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:06, archived)
# I need to know
Where did you buy the cup? I want one of those ...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:17, archived)
# There's quite a bit of domokun
stuff on ebay!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:20, archived)
# it was
j-list.com i think. they've got loads of that sort of guff. not particularly cheap, but it amused me...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:22, archived)
# Thanks .. I'll check it out
(and thanks to mnb098mnb too for reminding me that's there's not much for sale in this world that can't be found on ebay)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)
# woo!
that's beautifully done!

(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:05, archived)
# Ta muchly!
Have you checked out Prof. Fnord's Domo Darko video he's done? that is superb!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:08, archived)
# twas lovely
the man is a genie-arse
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Never
tire of Domo here !!
Nice :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)
# wow
nicely done
meow
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)
# Top
stuff
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Hey BJ
TOCMFIC here (you know who I am:))

I thought that image looked familiar, then I saw it was you and knew why:)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Tiddles was confused by the adoption results, but well loved nevertheless.

click pic for a tad bigger.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:01, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
thats what i like to see when im hungover. loverly!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:03, archived)
# Topical!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:41, archived)
# That's either a big pussy
or an ickle heffelump :)

Mornin' sah! Hows things at pizza towers?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:04, archived)
# mad as usual.
but cool :) and you sir?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:06, archived)
# Smart, ta. Gettin'
the buzz on for friday and threatening to kick the shite out of me peecee if tattyshop 7 crashes one more time! I *will* finish this tshirt!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:09, archived)
# Wotcha mate
Who do you use for printing your T-Shirts then? Are they local?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:12, archived)
# Mornin! I'm being cheap
and using a tshirt transfer like wot I did for b3taspotting last year, only this time I'm planning on not burning the bastard. It's a pisser that this restricts you to white tees only but it's better than nowt.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:15, archived)
# Ah yes.
The good old fashioned home baked method.

I hope you have a couple of spare T-Shirts...
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:16, archived)
# awww yuss.
It always helps when tesco has a sale and knocks out decent tees for 2 quid apiece so I bought every one that they had out :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:20, archived)
# very nice
:)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:10, archived)
# .
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:01, archived)
# i just laughed so much
I spilt my tea
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:02, archived)
# hahaha !!
mental !!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:03, archived)
# pure
genius.
you, not noel
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:03, archived)
# ahhh, it all makes sense now...
that had me giggling like a loon.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:04, archived)
# hahahaha
you nutter:)

woo™
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:04, archived)
# That's
fab, you are a genius.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:07, archived)
# You are mental.
In the best way.

That's another excellent picture. :)



(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:08, archived)
# Blimey Monkeon
you're nearing 200 front pagers.

You own the front page :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:10, archived)
# that is wonderful
*FACT*
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:11, archived)
# that is fabulous
and if you don't mind i'm emailing it to my dad because on occasion he did operate the gunge tank and he will piss himself laughing.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:20, archived)
# I hope he occasionally
pissed into the gunge tank :)
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:29, archived)
# I say
rather splendid
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:27, archived)
# Monkeon you are a mad
genius. It must be ace in your head. Woo!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:40, archived)
# Fri 1930 BBC1 Top of the Pops - Mr Hitchcock and his arm band
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 9:58, archived)
# get
down!
(, Wed 9 Apr 2003, 10:25, archived)

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