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Signify, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

You wouldn't get a dead horse

in the back of a volvo 340

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

not without

a nice sharp saw anyway...

(

Darkedge, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

you would if you shrunk

him in the wash first

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

what about a SMALL dead horse?

anyway, it's a dead HEARSE, innit?

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isthisyou?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

it's an Alanism

from the Day Today. Tsk!

Ahhh. Look at that lovely lady. Chomping on a sandwich.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

Shit!

Did you see that?
He must have a foot like a traction engine!

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charliedontsurf, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:07, archived)

Eat my goal!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:12, archived)

The pitcher didn't expect him to...

nunt!

(siddy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)

Um.

Is this Amerkin humour?

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

he isn't even wearing cricket pads!

the fool.

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

he's coming tomorrow night

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

hazzah

and i have my pilot. woo for us!

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:55, archived)

By the looks of it...

he's wearin' a spandex body-stocking instead.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

It's a rounders expression

for blocking the ball apparently

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

Bunt

innit?

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

well then....

well, i am canadian, it's more less north american humour, but i thought that you people would get it :)

gah! another failure for me :)

(siddy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

I was in Canadia last month.

Verr nice.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

where

in?

(siddy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)

Banff and Vancouver.

Had to go on a "conference" for "work".

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)

ah.

lucky you :) i'm from the toronto region...and no, i don't have sars.

(siddy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

are you sure

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

Heh.

Czars.

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charliedontsurf, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

nevermind

make it a compo entry anyhoo

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)

don't get upset - some of us think we got it!

So have a woo/yay/houpla on me.

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

what's a

pitcher?

*adjusts monacle*

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isthisyou?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

Apparently

it's what they call the bolwer in a game of rounders.

Those crazy americans!

(

Craymen, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

ah, i see

I must admit to being perpetually bamboozled by the strange argot of our colonial chums...

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isthisyou?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

Me too

I hate snails.

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Craymen, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:16, archived)

pitchers are wot u mak up in fotoshop innit

den u post dem on the net

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

I thot

it woz wot beer comes in in American bars...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:52, archived)

its a big jug

you get cocktails in them and drink lots then stagger to work

(Diluted, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

Always thought

he looked shifty......

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Tedmus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

When you get a new camera

is the first thing you take a picture of supposed to be a cock?

(W/Y/H, btw)

(

Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)

yes

yes it is

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

eep

no, it's supposed to be norks, either your own or a friend's (or both, or more)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

is that

a beaver?

(3mo Kid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)

hehe

:)

What Camera are you getting Mr T?

(

monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)

This

one

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Tedmus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:59, archived)

ooooh:)

very nice!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:03, archived)

looks

great value for the money , should get it tomorrow , oh well , have to throw another sicky !

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Tedmus, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:05, archived)

at the risk of making you hate me...

have you seen this

www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00008OE43/qid=1051627768/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/104-2273979-8464760?v=glance&s=photo&n=507846

put through a currency converter = Â£125

sorry:(

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:09, archived)

hahahahahah

hahaha
nice one

(rotating bread, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

I am are thinking

that be great is :)

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:59, archived)

Quick pnun

(Orwellian Trash, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

Explain

your username. I like it.

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isthisyou?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

Hehe, glad someone does!

I love Orwell's books, and I was trying to think of a word that meant the people who something like "Oh yeah. Animal Farm. I liked that, I did it at school you know. It's about Russia really. Aren't I clever?" or "My boss can read my E-mails. It's Orwellian!" But then after coming up with the name I realised it also means the proles as well, so it's sort of half ironic.

That reminds me, I never actually finished Burmese Days...

(Orwellian Trash, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:02, archived)

Well

I didn't read Animal Farm at school, but it is about Russia, right?

Aren't I clever...

:-)

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:05, archived)

Sweet

But remember...

We're all watching YOU!

(n@man n@man, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:12, archived)

Every few weeks, Karl's beard gets a trim

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sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

Surreal

and ever so slightly gigglesome!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

Wow

Hair keeps growing even after you've been made into a statue. I'm learning a lot here this afternoon.

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

Got a text from the information minister

he's coming for beer tomorrow

any message my little piranha?

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

I've heard rumours that the Americans have him on the list of most wanted.

So a disguise could be called for. His position in the Royal Household is assured.

I promise I didn't put his soul into a marble!
And he should drink more beer. Have a pork scratching on me.

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)

the expression

says it all

(3mo Kid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)

RSPCA

(dlillis, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

It's good,

but at 200k you need to use some sort of compression to make it more like 30-40k.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

It was time for a radical rethink

for the Disney brand

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)

ha ha

brilliant!

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)

Woo!

Have the Timmy-Ross Seal of approval

(3mo Kid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

Stuff of legends

I tells ya.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

that's smashing

that is

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missing, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

mmmmmm!

smash!

(3mo Kid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

smash is only good eaten dry from the tin

proper mash however is one of the five major food groups.

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missing, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

yay

that's top

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

yes!

oh yes.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

That's

velly good.

W/Y/H!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

yay!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

Nice one

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

That is a cool

w/y

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RarelyEvil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:54, archived)

We're considering setting up

a "cnut" clothes brand, if someone hasn't done this.

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paw, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)

already done

they were sued by fcuk, but won the case
now they are sueing others for using the idea...

Oh the irony. see:
www.cnutattitude.com/

(

chthonic, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:53, archived)

Aw well

I'll continue gathering minions for universe conquest
instead then. :)

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paw, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:56, archived)

Do you by any chance happen to be affiliated with the University of York?

It's just that some college merchandise reads...

Derwent College, Univeristy of York

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 16:25, archived)

I was once affiliated to a (an?) university (univeristy?)

but they threw me out. (decades ago)

They were right to do so ;)

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beaubodor blogless, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 17:11, archived)

This

is probably the last reply this message will get before shuffling off the front page.

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 30 Apr 2003, 7:55, archived)

Cleaning my computer and found an old animation

Thought it could do with a bouncing elephant!

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)

LOON

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SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)

ha ha ha

very nice.

im crap with flick books

(3mo Kid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)

yay

someone else used that a few weeks ago... if you still have it, may I trouble you for the original?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)

I would

but my crappy work comp wont let me upload anything bigger than a meg

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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)

they can't jump

but they can bounce. Interesting.

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:34, archived)

elephants can't jump?

why was i not informed of this?

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new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

Someone obviously forgot to tell you.

Oh the irony.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

the only mammal

that can't apparently.
"The bones in an elephant's foot are more closely packed together than other mammals so they do not have the flexibility or spring mechanisms that would enable them to jump."

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)

What ......

.. even if you sneak up behind them and shout "Boo!!" really loudly ?

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

so that means

a blue whale can jump?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

Of course

Whales breach, which is a leap out of the water.

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:59, archived)

Oh yes

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)

Hahahah.

"twat".

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

too right

can't even spell snot properly

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)

yay!

lots of woo things here today

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

There once was an ugly duckling

ok so its actually a meergoose

(Diluted, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:31, archived)

wow!

its uglier than me!
.....maybe not

(3mo Kid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)

he's rather chilled isn't he

and who wouldn't be?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:49, archived)

why the remote always ends up down the sofa

hmm, i got bored and finished it as shoddily as I could! go me!

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

why doesn't science study things like this couch effect???

(spuriousmonkey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

because science is made up

nobody really expects us to believe in 'gravity' and shit like that do they? And telly? I KNOW that there really are little people in that box.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)

is christina ugliera really in my mp3 player (not that I have one)

she is tiny

(spuriousmonkey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

they get her to sing into lots of bags made of elastic (hence it is re-usable) - and amplify her voice using clockwork.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)

Loving Cats

done a while ago but havent posted

(jimmy78, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)

w/y

That's lovely.
Makes me feel a warm glow...

(dirtyhippy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:58, archived)

I saw a production of that

I've never seen a stupider thing since.

Except that song by Leonard Nimoy about Hobbits.

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 18:27, archived)

wierd-

ours just get sat-on...

(Missie Missie, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

I'm kind of intriugued...

... by the big and odd shaped tennis rackets ... but then I'm strange like that

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)

silly chicken

they're snowshoes

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)

They don't look ...

...like they are made of snow. Or much like shoes either for that matter. Are you just winding me up now ?

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

yes, yes I am

*removes key from your back*

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

Anyway .... whoever bought them ...

... screwed up .. they are both right footed snow shoes

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

well

of course they are!

the left shoes are hidden from view behind the cupboard thing...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

Ahh ..

keep the lefts away from the rights in case they breed ?

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:45, archived)

very wooful

(3mo Kid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:31, archived)

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

Woo!

fantastico!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:24, archived)

I said:

Put down the gun!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:25, archived)

genius

pure and simple.

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new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

that is both a marvel

and a wonder!

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

you

rock my world

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

I wear a seat-belt

especially for such occurrences.

Whooooaaaaaaa!

*phew!*

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:34, archived)

It's the Dungeons & Dragons Ride

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)

uni!

"Meh."

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

That ginger bird

gave me the horn.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:41, archived)

Hank, Bobby

and I were meant to be together...

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

Bobby!

Be careful!

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

Makes perfect sense to me.

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:33, archived)

the fact that scientists have

actually figured out how bumble bees can fly detracts not one bit from this marvelous picture.

WOO to YOU!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)

how do they fly

then?

are they full of helium?

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

its something to do with the movement of their wings or something. I read about it ages ago.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

I can imagine the New Scientist headlines now

SCIENTISTS DISCOVER BEES FLY USING WINGS!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)

ho ho yes.

You obviously werent aware that until fairly recently scientists were at a loss to how the bumble bee can fly due to its size and weight being too much for its wingspan.

But its to do with the way it moves its wings, apparently.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:47, archived)

I'd read stuff before

about how supposedly birds and kangaroos can't eat enough to supply their energy needs for flying and jumping respectively - even if they never stopped eating or something.
I assumed it was another one of them situations...

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:51, archived)

Brilliant

that!

(n@man n@man, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

Does it do a little dance

when it gets to the airport?

(

sp3ktor - no,.. I don't know either, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

Quite sure no-one remembers me

but ive finally come back with my first flash anim

pages.emerson.edu/Students/Jennifer_Tantleff/index.html

(IsDelicious, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)

you crazy loon!

(

SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)

Woooooooo!

this is great! I love it!

reminds me of Joe's Apartment...

Just a shame the animation and sound length don't seem to match... so you can't keep repeating one sound as a rythmn line.

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

i loved

that film. was i wrong to?

(

stouffer, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

hell no

if you know where I can buy, borrow, or beg that movie, I will have your children - I'll even pay for the surgery myself!

Edit: Woo, I just found the muppet-singing roach!

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

sigh

mr kazaa he say no.

(

stouffer, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

I know

and you can count the number of fan sites for that movie on jeremy beadle's emaciated hand... I think I managed to find one .wav once, by accident, and it was crap.

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

i bought his autobiography

for a quid

it was actually quite good.

for a quid anyway.

(

MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:43, archived)

I just lent my copy to

my friend Joe.

Imaging that.

*Fact*

(Blessed Rolo, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)

that is freaky

but I guess statistically it had to happen sometime...

any chance of a duplicate? or at least tell me where you got yours? only time I've ever seen it was in a sub-2000 population village video store in Idaho...

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)

erm...

HMV in Sheffield in about 98?

(Blessed Rolo, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:46, archived)

woohoo

now all I need's a time machine...

Edit: Yay, Amazon have it on tape! www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00004CTR2/qid%3D1051626987/202-4611975-2903069

and there's auctions for american DVDs too...

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:48, archived)

If you manage to get your time machine working,

Bring me back Samantha mumba, there's a good chap.

(Blessed Rolo, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)

Hallllooooo!!

Nice to see you again

You're doing 1 better than me on the anims now though...

Woo to yoooo!

(n@man n@man, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

That is very silly

And very Woo!!!

(Spin Doctor, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

oogachaka oogachaka

oogachaka oogachaka

(radical k Maker of stuff, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:31, archived)

oops! did I post this?

www.nessbeth.com/mixes/dress_to_sweat.mp3

(

zog why change it now?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)

mmmm

70meg mp3

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)

Blimey.

But I am getting it at 500kB/s somehow.

(

Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)

ditto

(

bob dinosaur, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

bah - only a crappy

200k/sec - not happy, crappy work connections...

(

djdirect, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

it's a combination

bad work connection, and more and more people downloading it...

if it's zog going "what the fuck do you think you're doing" a la Madge for 30 minutes I shall piss blood.

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:31, archived)

heheh

sadly it's not ;) that would be *funniest thing ever* - see below for my description. its ok, the scratching is pretty good though..

according to the id3, the web site of the person is here:
www.nessbeth.com
its 'ghettotech' whatever that is..

(

djdirect, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)

bah

should have thought of doing that...

ok, other downloaders will notice a minor speed increase as I've removed my drain on their bandwidth.

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

not sure about the

"nipples clits tits" metatext

will my IT department tell my boss about this?

(

isthisyou?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)

HOW FUCKING BIG!!!

Edit: Who cares, I'm downloading it anyway.

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)

Not for us

dial-uppers then!

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)

Oh I don't know

Think of it as a workout for your modem. And for your telephone exchange.

(Dr Newstead, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:20, archived)

There's

no way it's worth waiting 9hrs for - is it?

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:22, archived)

wait 9 hours

and see

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:27, archived)

Can't

Be arsed!

(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:31, archived)

me too.

out of fucking principle.

(

stouffer, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

Not so much the principle for me

more of a Pavlovian reaction...

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

ha ha

www.pointlessanddeadlink.com

who's the daddy?

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:35, archived)

Bah!

www.youpillock.com

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

Holy cow!!!

What is it?

(Spin Doctor, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

umm,

very strange 80s style housey/electronica - the first track reminds me of that 'popcorn' track for some reason..

not my cup of tea but i'll have a listen..

(

djdirect, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)

there at last!

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

Listening here too

Certainly doesn't seem my cup of tea.

Where are the guitars man???

(Spin Doctor, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:40, archived)

haha

i was just thinking where was the hard 303 basslines and hard house hoovers ;)

edit: 8 minutes is my limit before never wanting to hear 'ghettotech' again - back to my Aqua CD...

(

djdirect, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

Thsi si certainly a bit of a bizarre listen.

I know my mate Paul would love this. He's all up for the ultimate weirdness and stuff. And cheesey 80's

It's scaring me now. It's repeating technicolour a lot. Ooooooh, i recognise this saxamaphone riff now.

Bizarre! nyone like Soulwax - 2 many dj's?

(Spin Doctor, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:44, archived)

i was hoping for

"hats for clowns"

(Diluted, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:42, archived)

more monkey business

(spuriousmonkey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)

Fred Jack

Have any enterprising young souls set up a b3ta IRC channel?

(Dr Newstead, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)

Yep a couple of times.

No one likes it though. Too gay.

(

Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

Well

I thought that was the... er, I mean, indeed.

/mince

(Dr Newstead, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)

as I've said every other time some re-suggests it

the conversation goes:
<me>Hello
<b3tan1>Hello
<b3tan2>Hello
<b3tan3>I'm going back to the board
<b3tan2>Me too, bye
<me>bye then
<b3tan1>bye
<me> erm, see ya.

(

Pootle, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:17, archived)

Indeed

But I wasn't re-suggesting it...

(Dr Newstead, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

but in b3tan history

it's not the first suggestion, therefore despite it being your first time it's still being re-suggested...

think of it as a temporally mindpissed glasscock of an idea that's been deemed NSFW?

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:28, archived)

yep.

definitely too gay.

(

stouffer, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:16, archived)

whats

an irc channel?

(3mo Kid, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

/points at loon

/gives loon round of applause

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)

yes

m3ss3ng3r me his numberrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(

thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)

done

may god - and thirdman - forgive me.

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

Yay

Houpla
Woo

no, no

Houpla
Woo
Yay

Ohhh, I'll never get this right

(

xian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)

he's ace

FACT

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)

fantastic

wonderfully warped

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)

like

it :)

(

mozza, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:50, archived)

(Diluted, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)

i would

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)

i would

but only if she stopped dressing and acting like a slut

(

SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

but

isn't that why you would?

never understood that idea, picking up a girl who dresses sexily, then telling her she can't do it anymore...

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)

i don't mind her dressing sexy

like in that pic (just without the hippo)
but when she dresses and acts like a slut, i want to rip her eyeballs out

(

SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:14, archived)

you're

mental

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:30, archived)

takes one (plus all those voices)

to know one

:)

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:36, archived)

it's only one voice ACTUALLY

and she's normally very calm.

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

except when she uses capitals

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

I love the fact that she's a slut

oh she's fantastic

(Mattyboy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

seconded

someone on here once said, you could get crabs just by looking at her.

yeah.

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:31, archived)

what

for toothpaste?

(

thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)

I wouldn't!

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)

I would

still take me chances...

(n@man n@man, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:13, archived)

I would .....

... but I'd be ready to jump back a bit sharpish like

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:29, archived)

Is that a pre-op Aguelera?

My god she was young.

(

Your Mum, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:15, archived)

But what a growler!

(n@man n@man, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:23, archived)

i STILL wouldn't

(

isthisyou?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:38, archived)

It's either a drog..........or a fuck

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)

Haha

I love it!

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)

mentalism!

Totally drogging mental!

(

Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)

that am de bestest

EVER

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)

cheers

chq turned up this morning.

Ta.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)

did the envelope impress you?

did it? did it? aw...

(martian, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:18, archived)

I liked it

in a corporate sort of way.

(

koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:21, archived)

does it waddle or does it hop?

we just don't know.

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)

It hobbles.

(

Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:11, archived)

lame

drogs

(

Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)

voice inside my head:

woo!!!!!!!!

(radical k Maker of stuff, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:32, archived)

quibbit quibbit

that's brilllllliant

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:37, archived)

My mate fancies you

Coooeeee!

(

Milkman Dan, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)

i would

(

SuperMatt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:05, archived)

call this number

edit: did have the RSPCA's phone number

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)

I would

but we all got told off last time someone posted a phone number to the board...

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)

oopsie

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)

RSPCA - Hee hee

Last time, it was a phone number for Kitchens Direct attached to a joke webpage for Kittens Direct.
Twas very funny, but naughty..!

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:12, archived)

Ay caramba! I've seen her before!

(

Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:08, archived)

That's

so silly and so funny too!

(

Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)

you loon
woo

(

sosumi, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:19, archived)

Nelson gets a makeover

(

notshiny, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:01, archived)

I likey

(

sosumi, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)

I Sphinx I like that

(Mr_Bobbins, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)

you forgot

all the Italian tourists climbing on their heads, but other wise -- I LOVE THAT!

(

isthisyou?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:39, archived)

Bye Bye Kitty

(Osca, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:00, archived)

yay!

squish that little fucker.
edit - eww that's actually a human bean innit?

(

biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:03, archived)

more of a 'was' by the looks of things

ouch

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:06, archived)

iraqi army styleeeeeeeee

spread himself a little thin on the ground there.

(

biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:07, archived)

looks more

like american fire, friendly stylee...

(radja, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:09, archived)

either

way.

I'd've had his shoes away. nice brogues.

(

biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:10, archived)

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