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#
(tREv and my willy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:13, archived)
# thats very nice
but i think you've exhausted that one.

whatever the fuck "that one" is ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:14, archived)
# No offense...
but uhh.. what the hell does it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Cock off
You total twunt, come back once you have some hummus in you.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:15, archived)
# come back?
don't encorage the loon.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:15, archived)
#
(kebab, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:15, archived)
# that's blinging that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:16, archived)
# a work of pure art
the confidence on the line work is amazing.

the surreal composition astounding.

it should be in a museum.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:17, archived)
# thanks to Kaiser for the bulbs
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:16, archived)
#
Hong Kong police use face read / write machine sell Hong Kong people
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:16, archived)
# this is very odd.
isn't trev a mate of sunshine elephants? or his pseudonym?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:17, archived)
# i know a trev
though i am not too sure if this is him anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)
# Great magic secrets revealed...
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:12, archived)
# hehe
i like that :)
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:14, archived)
# heh
i nearly put 'jesus is a cunt' in the subject line

but i thought somebody might get offended, so i didn't
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:16, archived)
# now we just need
Sunshine Elephant to say "I would" =D
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:17, archived)
# don't worry
I don't think he's actually around to hear about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)
# although
he did promise he'd be back... =)
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Jesus is Ganesh's cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:19, archived)
# That's lush
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:19, archived)
# thanks buddy =)
I was beginning to get a bit worried there. My (IMHO) best animation yet, and not a single woo or yay or even houpla... Is there a rule in here that we don't make fun of jesus that I was totally unaware of?
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:21, archived)
# If so, there're
plenty of other people unaware of that particular rule.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:24, archived)
# ah,
good =) then it must just have been a question of lousy post timing or something... I personally thought it was pretty funny...
(I helped save b3ta! tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:19, archived)
#
neeee.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha
love the jesus stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:32, archived)
# I'll finish the day as I started:
B3tan Ice Lolly

Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# in devon?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:09, archived)
# ta
ta
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:09, archived)
# ouch!
it was an iron pub!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:09, archived)
# G'night!
oh, and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Mornin M.I.! Howzit?
??
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:12, archived)
# mornin'
swell, thanks!
Dog's just off the phone and says 'hello'
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)
# night night.
you drug infested fool.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Oooh.
You really should try and get frontpages tomorrow and Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:11, archived)
# ta
ta
(Soapy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:11, archived)
# relevent
reposte.


My dogs got no nose. The vet says there is no cure for "no nose".
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:12, archived)
# your face is sold here

clicky
clicky
clicky
clicky
clicky
(tREv and my willy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# ummm
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:06, archived)
# YOUR FACE
IS ALL GAY

(not you personally, but, you know, you as in all of you)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:09, archived)
# i was
gonna say.. Although I'm not sure it's necessarily a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:11, archived)
# even my feet?
theres no way my feet are gay.


and that should be a song
(psausage76, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:11, archived)
# how rare.
(kebab, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:06, archived)
# wait...
no SNIDE comment?

Are you sure you're feeling alright?

edit: I am dumb.. that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:09, archived)
# I'm not the real baaa
;)
(kebab, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:09, archived)
# oh yeah...
where am I again? ANd why are you wearing my shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Sorry i like
to sniff other peoples shoes from time to time
(kebab, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:12, archived)
# ahhh...
well then, I walk alot for my job, so there should be considerable funk.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:16, archived)
# it isnt the baaa
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:09, archived)
# what does
snive mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:11, archived)
# An attacking or sarcastic comment
i think
(kebab, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:14, archived)
# it's just the dictionary had never heard of it
and neither had I.
snide, on the other hand, fitted the bill perfectly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:17, archived)
# jah jah...
ya caught me.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:18, archived)
# My mistake,
i had read it as snide, please ignore me
(kebab, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:19, archived)
# crap...
It's SNIDE...

dumbass that I am...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Might I ask
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU BANGING ON ABOUT?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:06, archived)
# as stouffer once said.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Hmm.
More mind-piss. Are you me?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:09, archived)
# no.
i've got a far bigger cock.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
# how many hens do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:11, archived)
# seventeen.
and five massive cocks.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:12, archived)
# voon!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:12, archived)
# gweep!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:14, archived)
# HONK!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:16, archived)
# That's a hen
it lays eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:12, archived)
# i was going to ask that
same question.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Seconded.
The one time you need stouffer and he's nowhere to be found.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# I'm afraid
that I have to concur :/
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# if your name was William,
you`d be....

William The Concur-er!

(sometimes I crack me up)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:11, archived)
# like a broken 14th century ming vase
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:12, archived)
# give me a hammer
and i'll have a go.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:13, archived)
# well done
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
# hey relax fella,
you need a rest.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
# how nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
# MY FACE IS SOLD
THERE
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
# no mine is
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:09, archived)
# no, yours is sold here,
at special discount rates.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
# now look here
my good man, it quite clearly says that MY face is sold there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# they're actually small pictures,
just lots at once.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# techinically theyre 6
smaller pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:09, archived)
# look mister..
...don`t you start!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
# my face is not to be confused with
torn kittie's.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# ever
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:11, archived)
# does anyone know where
they sell my face?
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
# I believe they
sell it here actually
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] world's smallest fish
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# splendid work
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
# woo!
compo? world's smallest fish?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
# that's
a good idea.

thanks
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:09, archived)
# woo
very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:11, archived)
# lovely.
i want one ofthose for the bonsai gardener earlier on.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:12, archived)
# struperbulent!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:13, archived)
# well, it's taken me a while.

clicky biggy non-flashy
but i got there in the end.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# you forgot to include this one
in it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:03, archived)
# innit?
we'll have none of that kind of talk here. Speak properly.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:04, archived)
# yeh.
wot she sed.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:04, archived)
# STOP THAT.
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:06, archived)
# woo for recursion!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:04, archived)
# leave it.
it took me long enough as it is...
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# it's always nice to see a fine body
of work
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:14, archived)
# woo !
congrats !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:03, archived)
# congrats
My first 1000 took me almost two years.

I lurk alot.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:03, archived)
# yay for Ian
- quite like the idea of putting a load of pics in your pic - might nick that idea for my er... whatever milestone is next :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:03, archived)
# 2722
(psausage76, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# !
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# ha ha!
mexican mindpiss!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:06, archived)
# grrrr
*shakes fist at the gringo*
(psausage76, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# 2722
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# and what a milestone..
ah bugger... I`ve missed celebrating it - must have been too much of a milestone to remember!



sarky cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:09, archived)
# um
Iain don't you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
# no.
no he doesn't.

i guarantee you that ian rush will not make you squeal.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# who's ian
and, indeed, who's iain?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Iain
Duncan Smith.
mmm
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
# hey you
what links "the devil's tune" and "ithaca"?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:12, archived)
# me?
um. I have absolutely no idea, should I?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:14, archived)
# both novels by iain duncan smith.
or rather, they're the same novel by ids. he couldn't sell "the devil's tune" so he renamed it and got it sold.

apparently there was no attempt to change the name of the author on the cover.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:15, archived)
# he could bang me up the bum
if he gave me a season ticket to Anfield!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
#
ahem?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:11, archived)
# he should
mean Iain.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:10, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:04, archived)
# woosome!
yay!

edit: compo? most posts in a single post, or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Well done
Have a yay
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# putney?
NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# congratulamificatididdles!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Dowl


embiggen
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:00, archived)
# splendid
as usual
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# ooh
class
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:02, archived)
# proper
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:02, archived)
# love it
and I think I could eat a whole one. As long as someone else plucked it for me, first.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:02, archived)
# that's lovely!
woo!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Superb
shoppery! Probably a relative of the fuck:
a piccie
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
bestest named animal ever, hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:12, archived)
# or even a relative
of the Towl
(I helped save b3ta! epsylon, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Oink...
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# pffft!
class! Pure Class!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:00, archived)
# hehe !
I like pigs though
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Is that John Candypig?
yoinks!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha!
the 'oink' makes that perfect!
woo yay houpla!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:03, archived)
# ha ha!
oinkoinkoink!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# the rare humminglizard
(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:56, archived)
# crikey
how clever is that
(Soapy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# that's most woo!
woo!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# woo !
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# that am woo
sorry, but I need to jack this thread:

my pc just suffered a catastrophic failure. data is not lost, however the use of the system is completely gone due to bios/cmos/ide controller failures. luckily I remembered a post I could spazz for from last night, otherwise I'd not even have been able to log on through this backup system I've pinched borrowed from my brother. (last night I had a really unusual name...)

therefore, I'm not gonna be about for a few days - it's not that I don't love you all, just that this laptop is in no way capable of prolonged b3taing or photoshopping...

/endofjack
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Good
luck!
(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# so we've got 72 hours
to take the piss out of jh...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# He's always so polite.
But it's only cos he's trying to shag the female b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
# not just the females...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:14, archived)
# but don't slander him
or you'll be sued, and the interweb will get turned off, and it'll be off to bed with no tea, every night.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)
# he'll have me fired, have my electricity cut off
and give me a really bad haircut if i say anything about who he is or refer to his name. IT'S ILLEGAL!!!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Bollocks.
You're seeing that floozy again aren't you? I'll fucking kill her!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Always the same on a night out, more seems to come out than went in....
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# He's got some mad arch on that thing..
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:56, archived)
# shit that thing
can wiz
woo
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Bush wee
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/03Exp002.swf
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# odd ball
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# ooh I just noticed you can see some of the workfiles
on the right.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:02, archived)
# yeah
i tried to scroll to that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:04, archived)
# longest wizz?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:58, archived)
# ha ha!
dammit. i need a wee now.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# heh
lovely
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# broke
the seal see
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
nice.

typo on your web site.

this is Ghee


This is Gi
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:04, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:54, archived)
# hahahahahha
thermo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# I knew one of you
lot would pick up on that, you're all gay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# your all gay
/oddly confused pedant
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Actually, it's
"your all gay".
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Erm.
I think that's sort of the point. Isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Cool. You got your hosting sorted.
I like the way in the right frame it looks like they're saying "What the fuck is this guy trying to say?"
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# finally
sorted
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Woo aya

funny pic
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# hooray
and bravo old chap. i believe the popular expression used on this board is "woo and yay"
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:56, archived)
# typo
but I liked it so it stayed
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Christ the board is woosome today!
Have a Yay.
EDIT: Matthew Broderick is my wife's cousin *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Have you met him?
(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Then
I don't believe you.
(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I don't believe her either
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:06, archived)
# michael broderick
made a film called project x which was cool. anyone remember it?
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:58, archived)
# of Course!
the planet of the apes-remake's precursor, if you get my drift....


edit: Matthew Broderick
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Hell yeah
Chimps that smoke and play flight sims..!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:03, archived)
# hehehehe
thats actually pretty good spelling for bush ;)

(i'm such a geek... I just looked that and went "Ooh! An IMSAI 8080!")
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# do you know your sellotape theory,
i have a similar (and unevidenced) of my own. involving frank sinatra.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Damn
Now I need to rent WarGames
(I helped save b3ta! so long and thanks for all the fish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# uhh...
It's "Global-Thermo Nuclear War". And our President isn't a computer.. he's a chimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:02, archived)
# A PDP11 !!
Good grief - Bush hasn't a chance against technology like that...
(Grndstart, Thu 10 Jul 2003, 1:42, archived)
#
clicky gallery
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:53, archived)
# best yet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:54, archived)
# I concur
it's a bit spesh, is that
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:56, archived)
# that hurts my eyes

and it both frightens and confuses me
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# you can see a nice 'pear'
in the sun every day...

newspaper arf.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:56, archived)
# is that a gourd?
NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:00, archived)
# ooh.
pretty.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:07, archived)
# ducks and beans don't mix.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:51, archived)
# I like it, Ian
I like it a lot!

*parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:52, archived)
# A succesful footy career
and creative too!.... wyh
(Soapy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# AND
he could wear a `tache without looking too gay!

A real man`s man.

(in a non-bumgay way)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Hahahahhahah
Brilliant and Woo
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:52, archived)
# yay
like that
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
hahaha! Make a flash anim with sound! Make them play a tune! Put a keyboard under it so you can play your own bird-fart tunes! Bring me beer!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:53, archived)
# and make them dance on the hour
no ones made anything dance on the hour for ages bunch of slackers.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:54, archived)
# I would dance on the hour,
just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# would you?
you're like some kind of angel. Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Some kind of hourly-dancing
angel, i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:58, archived)
# how long could you keep it up?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# that depends
on how crude you are being.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:00, archived)
# good god man,
there's no need to get personal.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# tsk
i meant how long for each hour would he be able to dance?

you lot and your smutty minds ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# we can't help it!
its the hot weather ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:06, archived)
# You don't know what sort of dancing he's talking about.
The dirty monkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:58, archived)
# The lambada!
(the forbidden dance!)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:00, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:53, archived)
# woo!
*parp*

oh and belated thanks to the Magic Donkey for my 6th FP!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
That's veh veh funneh!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:54, archived)
# all the ducks
go swimming in the water, fa la la la la la etc etc
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# awww
that is woo and cute and stuff, that is..
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Pfffft
Now that's the funniest thing I've seen all day!

Woo fucking yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# hahahahahha
*smile*
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Hoorah! Parping ducks
R.Smelly says...
trumpety trump
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:00, archived)
#
slightly less messy than fish...
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:44, archived)
# She can smoke mine any day!
Ding Dong
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:44, archived)
# merrily on high
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:46, archived)
# the wedding bells
are ringing
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:48, archived)
# wedding bellends?
/extreme childishness
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I like having sex
with women.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:49, archived)
# *whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:51, archived)
# hehehehe
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:53, archived)
# YOU'VE ALWAYS GOTTA ASK!
Spit.. or swallow?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:54, archived)
# the correct question is
"spit, swallow or gargle"?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:54, archived)
# reminds me of a joke...
but I like girls who gargle...

/sexist prick
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# smoked sausage?
mmm,
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:46, archived)
# you love to smoke it
so i've been told.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I'm smirking as I woo yay this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha,
that is so NSFW for a second...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:46, archived)
# not
safe for wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:47, archived)
# no space for wanking...?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:53, archived)
# never
suckle fevered wolves
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:54, archived)
# Now Selling Fleet Whelks
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# nice
smirny feels worried...
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# never
suck felched winkies
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Twice nightly?
a 'Cunt', yesterday.

better in detail
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# dirty wheelchair!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Dan
you get around a bit. Saw your bootleg on culturedeluxe.com, my mate is at at number 3 in the top 40!
(gee, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:52, archived)
# i'm burning a hole in your brain
with my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# *boink*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# eww has he just been over to 'dictionary corner'
?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# dictionary crevice...
..I think
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:44, archived)
# a
rf
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Dick-shunt-arsey corner more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:46, archived)
# I
went LOL for real at that.

WOO!

edit i mean i LOL'd
i didn't say LOL.
I'm not that sad.
(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:48, archived)
# haha
I have an image of you saying LOL really loud which is making me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:51, archived)
# hahaha!
I'm here so much that I now speak as I type!

30 tomorrow, eh? Pre-emptive birthday woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:53, archived)
# thank you
I won't be here tomorrow. I'm spending the day with my mum! How cool do I sound?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:56, archived)
# thats alright
i fessed up to owning 7 Amigas down there. Compared to that, you're so cool the fonz is jealous ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Ewww
I feel dirty just sandwiching you with messages
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# no, s/he's
going to be 19 tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! pinklefish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# "give us a kiss"

(thanks to Johnvile for the original pic - hope you didn't mind me shopping it - if so let me know and I'll remove it asap!)
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
# i think menub
os some kind of prophet.

woo to the MAX!
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
# saw that word b4...
what IS menub? :(?
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:40, archived)
# first rule of menub
is don't talk about menub
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# the second rules of menub
is that there are no rules of menub.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# which rather fucks up the first one.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# titter
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# he
bow down to your logical prowess, and go back to skiving...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# the third rule of menub
is: no smoking.

god knows where that leaves you. you can't even put up signs.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:44, archived)
# the fourth rule is
please wipe your feet before leaving
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:51, archived)
# the fifth rule is
please use a coaster.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:53, archived)
# The sixth rule
is never giv
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Ah,
words cannot describe him.
He let me touch him once.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# oh....
so you mean he's like the vicar at the church i used to go to?
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# No
Please don't mock christs messengers.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# there's a nice mass
on radio 3 at the minute.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:46, archived)
# arvo part's choral thingies
are really very good - i picked them up for £5 in mvc.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:47, archived)
# kind of on the same subject...
but not really...
I heard this piece of classical music which was choral singing but with a saxophone played over the top of it...
anyone know what it was?
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Yep.
(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:51, archived)
# and would you
care to tell me?
I promise I'll be nice to a kitten if I see one, in return
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Gregorian
Jazz.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# are you taking the piss?
Or is it *actually* worth me looking on kazaa for that...
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:58, archived)
# I am absolutely taking the piss.
However, please don't let that stop you searching for it on Kazaa - I'd be interested to know if it brings up any results...

Edit: AAAAAAAHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:00, archived)
# I did.
It didn't.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Yes.
It's called 'Jesus' Onions'.
(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:59, archived)
# it's by the voodoo saxophone quintet
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:01, archived)
# am I *really* that gullible?
Yes, yes I am.
:c/
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Ooh,
I shall tune in on the car radio.
Peace be with you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:47, archived)
# more like a prophet
like i said.

the closest you get to him is 'vestal virgin'.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Oh he's much much worse than that...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:48, archived)
# b3ta evolution
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Happens way to fast!
But woo to the pic.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Don't be so polite.
You mean: "hope you didn't mind me shopping it - if so stick it up your arse"
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Well, I mind.
And so does my wife!

Not really!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:40, archived)
# i like the way
you felt obliged to add the not really
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# yeah.
he's not married, and the whole parish knows it.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# nicely done
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I was
*_. for a while
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# relevance?
:)

i was just trying something out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# hehehehe
:p
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:45, archived)
# oooh get you
i can't believe i've completely run out of hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:46, archived)
# me too
it'll come back eventually though
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:49, archived)
# you can buy it
in shops
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:53, archived)
# hehehehe
they don't sell the type I want around here :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:56, archived)
# NOOOO
Don't take it down,
If you do you can't get my
WOO YAY HOUPLA
(little minx, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:40, archived)
# woo
tang hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# THREADJACK!
not that anyone cares, but i've made my compo enrty a bit better

it's here

(it's a chimp jumping lots of buses)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# gah!
dead linky :(
I loved it the way it was anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# not anymore
it's not

must learn to type
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:46, archived)
# don't do that, typing's girly
tis wooness in gif form, that
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Now it looks like some sort of gay alien.
Going "Oooh! Get her!" etc.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Errr
is that mouth and arse?

A puckering arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# I think it needs a hat
.
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:47, archived)
# you may not use my picture.
Or if you like, you can (as its you)
lol
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# guuuitar
mad mad nekkid guuuitar outta da closet
and outta da closet came mad mad guuuitar bwoy, nekkid like..
i did this awhile ago. please notice the intricate tongue action
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# erm.
yes...

is that you?
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:34, archived)
# Never mind that.
What was Teaseress apologizing to Darkedge over? I don't think we resolved that little doozy.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)
# na
a thread disappears and it's gone from my memory
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:36, archived)
# i think maybe they decided
that a public messageboard inhabited by fuckwits like us you is no place to resolve relationship difficulties.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Yep,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:37, archived)
# pity.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:38, archived)
# That's what I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
# "fuckwits like us"
was great, is Radio 4/BBC2 going to do another series of it?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:38, archived)
# it's the bbc3 remake
starring johnny vaughan.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:38, archived)
# can i add my name to the list
of praise for m3tatweening 3

good choice of music too
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:38, archived)
# I agree, but
I so enjoy being a prurient nosey bastard perhaps we could help.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:38, archived)
#
yeah right, a cunt like you being nice? i think it's maybe a little too personal to offer to other people for advice at the moment...
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:40, archived)
# Can someone please help
a stupid person...namely me.
How do you do that line thingy magigy?
/thanking all brilliant b3tans for kind help.
(little minx, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# <s>strikethrough</s>
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Black biro and a ruler.
<s>blah</s>
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# <s>like this</s>
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# you need a ruler
and a black pen.

Like this, see?

It's <s>your text here</s>
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# but dr.
now my screen is all messed up... sheesh i will sue you nevamind
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:45, archived)
# I don't know why you don't blame _Baz.
He told you to first.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:47, archived)
# i trusted you as a dr.
with someone named __Baz i am naturally more suspicious...
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:50, archived)
# I'm actually a Dr too.
I'm just not so insecure I need to go on about it all the time.

Trawling the spazz would probably prove otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:54, archived)
# good!
maybe i should come out of the closet too, and say: i am a doctor too!
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:57, archived)
# she isn't a real doctor
kittens can't be doctors every since dr snufflekins started licking the operation during open top surgery
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:47, archived)
# I AM A REAL DOCTOR
and Dr Snufflekins has been severly reprimanded and struck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Hahaha.
You're turning into me.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:47, archived)
# that's fighting talk.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:47, archived)
# *scream*
trooly a fate worse than Death.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:47, archived)
# <s>
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
#
<s>yourtext</s>
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# you would probably recommend
some form of anal insertion, in times of trouble though Baz.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# oh SHAME
and I missed it?!

Is it anything to do with the posts on the Spanish Flea Market?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Nah that's from ages ago.
It was all resolved.

Now I think it's not so resolved.
(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# could be a number of things
fingering his hole without trimming her nails.
not paying her half of the leccy bill.
drinking the last stella in the fridge.

but do we want to go into all this on the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:38, archived)
# you`re a sick bastard!


... what kind of bird is gonna drink the last beer in the fridge? get with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:39, archived)
# uhm what's going on?
i am sort of new here and i dont get the discussion here?
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:41, archived)
# I think they were talking about
an earlier discussion.
(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Someone started a thread apologising to someone else about something.
Then they deleted it before we could get to the nub of it. This sort of thing happens all the time, occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:44, archived)
# all the time occasionally is good
rich even
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:46, archived)
# well,
what can I say?

*shrug*

just call people "cunt" a lot, and soon you`ll be as popular as me


ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt
Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt
Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt
Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:46, archived)
# that's pretty much an average post
for you.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:48, archived)
# cnut cnut cnut
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I like your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:50, archived)
# i wish it was me
i am still back inside the closet ... and this dude just ... no nevermind that
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Just cant face it in the morning...




Blimey Im late today. Howdy Howdy Howdy all. No prawns then?
(Soapy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# Arghm
Feareal.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:34, archived)
# argh!
the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! the crispies! etc.
(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I love a big bowl of.......
Feareal in the AM.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)
# Here have this (again)
www.b3ta.com/board/1539603

Woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)
# drown it!!!!
drown it in the queen's milky wee!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)
# woo yay houpla to you
Very subtle,
I think I'll just leave it at the 1 AAAARRRGGGHHH THE FEAR for today.
(little minx, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:36, archived)
# Yay!
Fearcicles!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:36, archived)
# yaaaaawn Im knackered
my first paint mash - this young man just got back off holiday - it were aces :)
ahhhh i wish i could be in a pool right now with a certain someone
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:33, archived)
# did you poo
in the sea?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 16:35, archived)
# no i certainly did not
just i did get lots of sea water in my eyes / nose / ears :)
(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:08, archived)

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