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Crap i know

but just a quick one to get one the band wagon

(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:11, archived)

where is it sold?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:12, archived)

well

it is advertised here!

(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:13, archived)

where they can't

spell "white"

(

Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:13, archived)

afford lessons in apostrophe use ;-)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:14, archived)

i admit to that one

was done sharpish

(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:14, archived)

And where they like female Cigars

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:15, archived)

waaa

i missed the point of the bandwagon, poo.

oh well..

All your face are sold to us... ah, sod it, I'm not geeky enough

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:12, archived)

yay!! face!

(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:14, archived)

Your face

is not funny
sorry.

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Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:15, archived)

(kebab, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:18, archived)

very quiet for a sheep you are..

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Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:21, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG

You wouldn't like me when I get fed up of a stupid bandwagon.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:14, archived)

(Capt'n Fabulous, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:09, archived)

that's quite

wooyayhoupla.

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bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:10, archived)

thats a bit spesh

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:10, archived)

that's my saying!

and I concur

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:12, archived)

oooh

Kaiser would love that!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:10, archived)

MiiiiiiiindPiss

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:11, archived)

bananaman's list of ambitions, age 17:

1) live in a lighthouse
2) own a little street cafe called "café de flores" somewhere really lovely
3) write a good novel
4) go round the world in a big hot air balloon.
5) find a lovely wife.

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bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:12, archived)

I predict:

You will find all but the last one.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:15, archived)

aw!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:15, archived)

I`d like to live in

a lighthouse, but that would be it. Me, a lighthouse, and a cat. And the world can f--- off! :-)

.. cos I`m a happy kinda guy

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:19, archived)

I lived in a lighthouse I'd ride a moped to work and play "wall of death" in the living room

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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:24, archived)

I think the Kaiser

will like that.
Cant imagine why...

(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:11, archived)

bulbous

cool....

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:11, archived)

woo

and indeed yay

(ru, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:12, archived)

hazzah!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:13, archived)

oops

(Harry Monk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)

I'm sure I saw a few of those on here

Yesterday

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alexr, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:10, archived)

i thought it might be used in the past.

ive completely dried up on the hummus. its positively gobi in here.

(Harry Monk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:12, archived)

too much face selling

and not enough picture shopping.
Oh well homeward bound!

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alexr, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:13, archived)

you cant leave them alone

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:10, archived)

heh.

children can be naughty, can't they?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:14, archived)

Pina Grenada..........

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Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)

nice shoppage

w/y/h

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:11, archived)

Snort

that is incredibly wooyay. I might even go so far as to give it a "houpla".

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:11, archived)

nice

that

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Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:11, archived)

pineapple chunk shrapnel

is a right bastard to get off your whites. Use Daz.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:11, archived)

how

lovely

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:12, archived)

splensome

and fantalent

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Beardo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:19, archived)

why are you guys being so mean, i'm just making images which is the point of this site. i'm not insulting or bad mouthing anyone.

(tREv and my willy, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:06, archived)

bah i can get that for free

RIP OFF!!!!

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?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:06, archived)

only because

you didn't pay for the mirror. whereas this is for people who can't afford to buy a mirror forever.

whereas they could make their own with a kettle, some ethanal, ammonia and silver nitrate.

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bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)

you do have a point

and that is a good idea.
Thus, woo and yay!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:07, archived)

very true

hazzah for your pics!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)

No...

You're pushing threads off the board with the SAME punchline!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)

so what's the difference between this

and golf sale pics?

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)

nothing

it's another crap pointless joke

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Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:10, archived)

so we're going to ban crap jokes?

fuck, i'm in trouble.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:11, archived)

nope

just crap REPETATIVE jokes.

bandwagons suck.

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Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:12, archived)

so we can't do memes any more?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:14, archived)

do what you like

but i'll insult every pointless fear picture I see.. not to mention golf sales..

(if I can be bothered.. so probably not actually)

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Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:18, archived)

I think memes are different...

wait...

remembering the good words of Rev. Dan:

For FUCKS SAKE, it's a MESSAGEBOARD!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:18, archived)

I suppose you're right

You're always right S.E.

I capitulate.

edit: But when does it becone glasscock? Seriously! I get beat the hell down if I repeat something more than twice, this is overkill! Plain and simple.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:12, archived)

some of us were just as annoyed

by the incessant recycling of pictures in the "smoking" challenge.

"ooh.. i got a FP with this pic... i'll put a cigarette in its mouth! hahahaha!"

but others found it funny. aren't all challenges hundreds of pictures with the same punchline?

(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:11, archived)

so FP the fucking thing already!

the idea is outmoded...

all you people DO is bag on others all day, now SUDDENLY you have a conscience? No...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)

i agree

give trev a fp

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:24, archived)

God...

fucking go for it...

"throws up hands"

www.eatmypoo.com

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:26, archived)

you're gonna keep going i hope

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)

because you are just

putting a weird phrase that doesn't mean anything onto images. I mean thats not effort at all, or clever, or has any point. Strangely we find it rather crap.

What did you expect?

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Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)

fair point

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rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)

You aren't insulting or badmouthing anyone

you're just being an obnoxious cunt. When we say we're irritated by something, that doesn't mean you can have fun by making twenty more.

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:09, archived)

tell that to the prawns

;)

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lemonhead, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:11, archived)

don't be silly, prawns don't have ears

do they?

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:12, archived)

jamaica

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lemonhead, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:13, archived)

I have just trawled the spazz. And I don't mind them that much - apart from the size of them perhaps.

For example I think that they are better done and more varied than weeble.

*ducks behind monitor to avoid things thrown at himself*

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bleepbloop, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:13, archived)

better done?

a stock photo with text on it.. hmmm har har har my sides are splitting... that must've taken all of 10 braincells to create

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Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:15, archived)

I happen to like the images he/she chooses

they are interesting to look at on their own. I still can't work out why there is that text on them but - you know - different strokes.

[edit] weeble makes me cry with bordom.
[edit edit] the above comment about weeble was not very fluffy. Sorry everyone, like I said different strokes.

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bleepbloop, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)

you choice

I think it's about creative as taking a shit. But thats just my view.

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Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:18, archived)

I agree DE

I totally agree

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:31, archived)

(kebab, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:16, archived)

I don't know why i did this but

Robin Cooks eyes and beard make IDS look like a cane toad

Is shopping photos a bad translation of face selling?

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alexr, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:02, archived)

you could

very well get a puny punch from Lora!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)

But ..

am I wrong?

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alexr, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)

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bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:04, archived)

but that's not the point.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:04, archived)

Well, you tried, dear.

That's the main thing.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:04, archived)

uh oh!

*ducks out of the way for fear of Lora*
w/y/h

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:04, archived)

who is this most

fearsome harridan? and why is she a Robin Cook fan or a cane toad fan?

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alexr, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:06, archived)

lora loves

iain, you see.

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bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:07, archived)

but she's small

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bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:07, archived)

and wily

like a fox.

if you're not me or my brother there's no way in hell you're going to get that.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)

i get it

100% of LIES.

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bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:09, archived)

and misguided

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)

and I think she's fainted

after seeing this pic

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:10, archived)

good to hear I'm still making women faint

rather than feint

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alexr, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:11, archived)

she

could be wanking as she faints

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:12, archived)

lora loves iain, and iain loves lorey

they made love, and gave birth, to a little tory

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spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:15, archived)

Oi!

His face is dirty. Looks like he's been playing in mud.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:07, archived)

That could explain alot about

Cook's luck with the ladies, does he "play in the mud" ahem.. cough

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alexr, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)

OI!

how dare you say such things..

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Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:19, archived)

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:00, archived)

i made this for you a while back

dont think you saw it

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?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:01, archived)

nice birds

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:05, archived)

i love that.

but then i love onions as well.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:05, archived)

i saw that

if an apple can look sad and forlawn thats the apple that looks it.
class

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:06, archived)

class!

just class!
And woo, of course.

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:01, archived)

: these are so

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welshtroll, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:02, archived)

arf!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)

woo

what happens when you feed it aspirin?

(ru, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:04, archived)

Band wagon? Where?

*Hopes this hasnt been done*

(KFR42, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:59, archived)

arf!

I can't believe how this started

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)

it just goes to show

no-one can predict what will be flamed off the boards and what will be adopted as a catchprase...

unpredictable bastards, the lot of us.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:04, archived)

I knew you were going to say that.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:04, archived)

i predicted that response:

www.b3ta.com/board/1549512

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:06, archived)

Nine times out of ten.

Something that gets flamed off the board starts a huge bandwagon. Contrary bastards that we are.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:05, archived)

hypocritical, some might say:

"your idea's shit! fuck off!

right click... save... run mspaint....

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:06, archived)

Fickle as well

;)

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:05, archived)

and the originator

was mocked.

nice.

(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:05, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/1549514

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:07, archived)

second time today i;ve said this to you...

i agree wholeheartely.

(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)

see?

wise martian.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:09, archived)

I`ve already planned

to plaster it on a new hi-tech b3ta m33t t-shirt (cos I`m gay like that)

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:13, archived)

In an effort to attain funds

NASA expands their business

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:58, archived)

BWAHAHAHA

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?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:59, archived)

haha!

and phwoar!

(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:59, archived)

that is

quite subtle.

and very woo!

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fassit is old, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:00, archived)

heehh

excellent!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:01, archived)

" The rain falls hard on a humdrum town
This town has dragged you down "

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)

what is that from?

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bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:04, archived)

william it was really nothing

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:05, archived)

Fantastically subtle

both a woo and a yay there.

Mars pr0n?

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:02, archived)

woo

it's only a matter of time before the zero-gee porn industry takes off :)

(ru, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)

zero gee porn

that would be messy

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:17, archived)

wooo...

well done

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Paper Tiger, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)

hehehe !

woo !

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oCo, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:04, archived)

i don't care what you say

that was faked!

woo!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:04, archived)

they're real, and cost her a lotta money

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)

Have you ever wondered where babies come from?

Well... I've found out...

Been gone for nearly a year, but now I'm back. Hope you like.

(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:58, archived)

class

is that under the cabbage patch?

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Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:01, archived)

Aaargh!

Push it back! Push it back!

Nice one!

(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:01, archived)

how can you have been gone for nearly a year?

i haven't been a member for that long.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:02, archived)

Well it seems like a year

Could be a few hours tho.
So easy to forget these days.

(Sgt. SmokyFarts, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:06, archived)

bloody bandwagons

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?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:56, archived)

lol!

woo yay!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:57, archived)

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?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:58, archived)

oh that is so lovely.

although, inevitably, a scissor/monitor collision means you owe me a new monitor.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:01, archived)

that one is clearly for

girls

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slight yoinks!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:12, archived)

she's got a chicken to ride,

she's got a chicken to ride,
she's got a chicken to ri-hi-hide,
but she don't care.

my baby donkey, my baby donkey.

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bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:00, archived)

I do appologise, but...

...I've actually been into my office today and I have no idea what all this is about. Have a Woo in lieu of my attention.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:58, archived)

Brill

I'm going to say in lieu as soon as possible.

(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)

I take it the whole thing is for sale?

how much is it going fer?

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:58, archived)

no its a cut and collect

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?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:59, archived)

what will you do tomorrow

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:09, archived)

i know you are lying

because if it was thursday, i would be at a monkey sanctuary.

I WILL TAKE PICTURES.

And I'm taking the coconut.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:59, archived)

so...

you think bandwagons are 'pfft' unless you find something funny that you can do.

(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:00, archived)

annoying bandwagon you say?

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mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:55, archived)

That's an enormous arse

he's climbing out of.

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Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:56, archived)

aye.

a big red arse.

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mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:57, archived)

drinking a soda...

new keyboard... you owe me... etc, etc...

(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:56, archived)

can i have one while

you're at it?

i haven't just wrecked it, but i could do with a new'un.

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bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:58, archived)

hehehe!

woo!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:58, archived)

sorry, not funny,

just been arsing around in photoshop.

bigger - original

I know, still need practice, arse... took me a while to get the hang of it, so i'm inflicting it on you all ;)

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:55, archived)

hahaha

woo

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:56, archived)

That's shudderworthy

/shudder

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Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:57, archived)

but I like it!

It's David Bowie as a baby!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:57, archived)

ah, very nice

is he about to hulk out?

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rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:57, archived)

don't make him poo his nappy..

you wouldn't like him if he pooed his nappy.

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:58, archived)

hehehehe

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:59, archived)

are you buying a

wife?

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:58, archived)

you're the second one who's asked me that

no, my girlfriends arriving. its the stress of the arguments that i'm going to have to endure thats killing me..

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:59, archived)

damnit. I'm so unfunny.

Naah, don't argue. Just agree to everything and stick your fingers up behind her back.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:01, archived)

munkton said exactly the same thing earlier thats why -

i know what he's like ;) hehehe...

i don't mind the argueing - it's the making up that makes it all right ;)

this is her btw.. ahhhh, I'm so cute ;)

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)

but she's lovely!

Don't argue, tis silly :)

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:05, archived)

well, she want's to come along to the b'day

bash in a couple of weeks so i'll be dragging her (lit. ;) along, so best behaviour everyone (moan, not like that git repcak who told her I'd been chasing girls for the last 3 hours, grr)

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:07, archived)

to be fair

i very much doubt he was lying.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:10, archived)

i was just being FRIENDLY ;)

very friendly....

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:14, archived)

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:14, archived)

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:15, archived)

nice!

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Lora, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:01, archived)

oh yeah...

or you could try that.

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)

i'm always nice ;)

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:04, archived)

and if you can't be nice

be stabby

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spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:13, archived)

very good

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:06, archived)

thanks

colourising pictures isn't as hard as you think... and it's a woo effect!

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djdirect, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)

'ello

hello! i've been lurking for a bit, but haven't said anything.
here's my probably-been-done-before first post:

big

(ru, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:53, archived)

Woo

Nice perspective even

(cheeseballs, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:54, archived)

I've not seen it before

woo and welcome!
You do realise you will never leave? Mwahahahahahahaha!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:55, archived)

i know

but shit, i'm bored of my job anyway ;-)

(ru, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:56, archived)

yay!

for skiving!

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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:59, archived)

That am

velly good.

Welcome :)

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:55, archived)

Nice flying Ace!

That's what joysticks are for.

(matti, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:55, archived)

tip top

what ever happened to them ads?

(Itchy wants to be a pimp, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:56, archived)

yay! welcome.

hard sci-fi novels? Ones with long words in?

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:56, archived)

well

some of the words are quite hard.. ;-)

(ru, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:00, archived)

aww, bless you.

if you get stuck you could ask people here to explain it in photoshopped pictures. That would work.

or umm... not :)

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pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:02, archived)

ha ha!

that's one bandwagon i never tire of.

(

mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:57, archived)

yep thats

a classic

(

johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)

I'm a sucker for a crossover

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:52, archived)

STAR

WARS

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:53, archived)

yes dear

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:54, archived)

STAR TREK

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:55, archived)

FISH CLIT

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:56, archived)

HAHA

HAHAHA

*snort*

(

slight yoinks!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:00, archived)

Trek Wars

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:56, archived)

thats

Dr Star Trek to you mate

(doktored, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:56, archived)

Start Wars?

That's not very fluffy is it

[edit] sorry...reading too fast. :(

(

bleepbloop, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:04, archived)

hehehehe

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:07, archived)

i see goatse

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:55, archived)

That's no goatse...

(

Ptortoise, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:55, archived)

There's a point when you need psychiatric help

you've passed that point.

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:56, archived)

when somebdy on b3ta

thinks you need psychiatric help, you've definitely passed that point, yes.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:57, archived)

Ah but when somebody on b3ta thinks you've passed that point

then you've definitely passed that point as well.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:59, archived)

but by being on b3ta, most unb3tans would say you needed psychiatric help

does that mean that when a b3tan says you need psychiatric help you can ignore them because they do too and may be pathological liars?

/long words

(

Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:00, archived)

you

always see goatse.

especially in the mirror.

*ducks*

(

mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:59, archived)

my money

is on the empire :)

(ru, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:55, archived)

me too

yay!

(

lemonhead, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:56, archived)

Oh, I do like that

Hogwarts: a wretched hive of scum and wizardry

[edit] Hah! Just noticed the TIE. Nice touch!

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:01, archived)

yay

it would all come down to a fist fight between kirk and the emporer

(

rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:59, archived)

and a snog with Chewbacca

for afters

(

Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:03, archived)

One assumes that this has been done...

"I have had a horrible anus"

(

Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

That's no lady...

that's a MAN, man!

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

what a large head...

(

pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

She's the Queen !

It contains her massive royal brain.. and cheese

(

Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)

actress, bishop

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)

he's got a big face

/stouffer

(

tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

Just like Madge..

Big face, big LURVE for us all.. She cares man, she really cares..

(

Darryn.R, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:49, archived)

drum sticks, snare

high hat

(

clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:49, archived)

whoa.

that is just wrong on so amazingly many levels.

woo =)

(

tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

actually, she does look a BIT

like a lizard

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)

i would.

woo.

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)

oh come on

have some attempt at taste

(

Darkedge, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)

he's far to desperate to have any taste.

three pints and he's probably do me.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

3 pints?

give it a carton of ribena

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

i have some um bongo.

would that woo you?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:50, archived)

what's wrong with that?

I would as well.
And have.

In my dreams.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

he likes me, is that not...

no, wait, you're right.

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:49, archived)

haha!

do you realise that your spider icon looks excited, as if he concurred?

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

what are you on about?

the queen has a lovely anus.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)

Eeeep!

TMI!
TMI!

/runs away

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

One gives assent to a woo and a yay!

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)

aarrrrrgggghhhh!

i'm sure you could be executed for that. defamation of the monarch or summat....

(

mrRush, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)

shaaaaaaraaaaaaan

repost, i'm sorry.

(

clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:53, archived)

hahahahaha!

that is top!

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:56, archived)

tank ye

1 month still no fags
good eh?

(

clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:57, archived)

oooooh!

congrats! Same here! Yay for us!

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:00, archived)

Ozzy looks a bit like

Michael Jackson in that pic.

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:57, archived)

*hops on wagon*

Hope I'm not to late

(cheeseballs, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

That is the most hideous optimisation I have ever seen

Go and stand in the corner!

(

Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

sorry sir

psp8 at 60, I just follow the faq

(cheeseballs, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)

you proabably wanted that one

to be a gif.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

hmmm

I'll try that nex time, but gifs always looked so washedout, not very sharp

(cheeseballs, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:51, archived)

i go by filesize.

that picture's less than 5k. i don't think anyone would have squealed too much if it were as much as 20k, even.

(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

but my father put the deep-rooted fear of dial-uppers chasing me down, he insists on small filesizes because of the company he works for

(cheeseballs, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:49, archived)

does he work for

www.smallfilesizes-or-die.com?

(

pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:55, archived)

its only 4k.

(

wingphil, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

Argh!

*insert gory picture of stabbity death here*

(

so long and thanks for all the fish, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

stabbity

(

biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

Mr stabby dah dah dahdahdahdah

(

charliedontsurf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:49, archived)

late for what?

a good kicking?

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

well,

tha depends, what do you get out of it? and where do I get said kicking?

(cheeseballs, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)

that one was quite good

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

i'll say it

because i'm not the only one who thinks it, i'm sure.

that's funny.

(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)

Thank you

that's very kind

(cheeseballs, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

why

people are making "your face sold here" pics?

i dont understand.

(

Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)

Ooooh

it's a mystereeeee
it's a mystereeeee

I don't know and why should I tell you anyway?

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)

i'm gonna turn this world

upside down
i'm gonna turn surburbia
inside out

(

clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

right round, like a record baby

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

uh push it baby

push it real good

(

clangers, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)

the acapella vocals

on the beginning of push it are really badly out of time.

100% of FACT!

(

slight yoinks!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:54, archived)

to get

to the other side

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)

jamaica?

(

tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

alaska!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

no mate, i've got one 'ere

(

bananaman, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

no, i just lay the tables

(

tef, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)

don't speak too loudly

- everyone will want one!

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

terrible!

(

Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

She went on her own accord

BOOM BOOM!

(KFR42, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

ouch!

it was an iron restaurant!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

i just watched your m3tatweening thingy you so expertly plugged in your username. well done. twas fab

(

biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

thanks

erm.. mad props goin' out to ma 'tweener's
ish

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

ooh, tween noveau

i hadn't realised! anyone for a soundtrack project this time? i want another go at doing some music!

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:49, archived)

aah, seems to have sound already

still d/ling though

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:52, archived)

whither the sound for part 2?

Has tomsk done his little bit yet?

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:55, archived)

nup

if you'd like something soon, i could put something else in. i couldn't see a need to hurry it through, so i haven't :)

(

spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:00, archived)

no hurry really.

I think a custom made thing for this one might be a bit much with the fast changing action. I might let Goldfrapp handle it :)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:08, archived)

i don't know, but don't talk about it.

it's "annoying."

(kerouac, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

welcome

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

i thought i told you

not to come near me.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

Right,

Fuck the lot of you, I'm off

Weeeeeeee!

Yarrrrrrr!

Bye!

(

D3xt3r Don't take any guff from these fucking swine...., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

i shall be reciting this a lot:

There are many places
where your face is
and one of them is near
but where it is sold
or so i'm told
YOUR FACE IS SOLD HERE

(

Sunshine Elephant, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

ALSO

what's the difference between a duck?

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

(

biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

One of its

legs is both the same.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:50, archived)

One of it's legs

is BOTH the same.

Ah, Gods bless the "ha ha bonk book of jokes."

(

wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:55, archived)

I vaguely remember

hearing this joke when I was a nipper and it still doesn't make sense.

Is it something to do with legs?

(

Ptortoise, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:50, archived)

Yay!

See reply above.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:55, archived)

well Z...

if we did, we wouldn't be on about it either...

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

go back a few pages.

it means something to someone, but not to you or I.

(

pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)

Myra

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)

Heheheh

Penile?

;-)

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

Not seen her in red

but maybe at the next bash ;)

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

I`ll print the pic out

and say you said it looked like her... bet you get a big slap :-)

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)

oh oh

I think i'll introduce myself as 'Jeff' and play it safe

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:50, archived)

and I`ll introduce myself as

Professor Fnord, and get the girls cos of my funky videos and stuff!

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:57, archived)

man that is scary

(Harry Monk, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

seconded.

waaaaahhhhhhhh!

(

pep, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

I've often wondered

If Chuckie got work after "Child's Play"

killit.. killit now!

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

It would never last

(

johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:37, archived)

yay!

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)

that's 'yay' for the pic

not 'yay' for failing relationships.

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)

Unless people

want to tell us about it here. Which can be 'yay'.

(

Baz Fuck off, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)

this is, though:

Yay for failing relationships!

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)

*slap*

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)

oooh

i love a feisty woman.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)

tehe!

;)

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:46, archived)

yay!

burn `em all!

we should get bumgay married, dude

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

tell you what

i'll send a cardboard cutout of myself and you can get all bumgay with that. i'm too busy with all the laydeez. ahem.

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:47, archived)

glad to hear that.

That wouldn't please Barry White, y'know.

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)

you really do love

my impression, don't you. are you coming to the bash...?

or should i say... if you're at the bash... you will be coming... oooooooohhhhhhh yyyyeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh...

(martian, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)

lol!

Dog and I will be their in his'n'hers username tshirts.
Yes, I do love that impression.

edit: 'their?' B3ta is starting to affect me

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)

gay

gay!

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

what of it?

Eh? Eh?

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

his`n`hers

stuff is so gay!

I used to go out with this French bird, and she bought us his`n`hers matching jumpers....

oh dear oh dear oh dear

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

the French are boggin'

/sweeping generalisation

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:51, archived)

aye, totally

unlike wee millies!

;-)

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 18:00, archived)

Is he dead?

Someone told me he died the other day.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:41, archived)

he is dead.

and on an unrelated note, I don't suppose you'll have a spare ceiling to sleep on after the 2nd b3ta birthday bash by any chance?

pretty please?

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

Sort of

In that we live in Leeds now and the house will be empty 'cos we'll be crashing in the spare room at my Mum's flat after the bash...

Sorry. :(

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

ahhh

ok. Looks like i'm going to miss yet another bash :[

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

oooooooooooooh noooooooooooooooo!

SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A FLOOR TO CRASH ON, STAT!!

I haven't seen you in AAAAAGES...

*cries*

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

heh

I know... it sucks :( I havent seen you guys, or Hugo, or Vulga, or Nacho, or Breel or anyone for about a year now :(

(

Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:48, archived)

Aren't poptart and Hugo going?

Could they offer you floor?

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:56, archived)

poptart and hugo

are away for the bash, but you might want to try asking them anyway...

(

rogan, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:56, archived)

Wow you so answered

my question!

(Amerella, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:58, archived)

Sadly, it's true.

Kidney failure. :(

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

he really is

died in his 50's after a very good life.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

yeah his legs are hooooooooooooooooge

(

?, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)

Ahhhh...

(

?!, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)

haha

Woo!

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:38, archived)

Aw!

So sad, yet so very woo

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:39, archived)

speaking of sad...

Did you miss my jesus post?? I sat there for hours, wearing my brave face (but really crying inside) waiting for you to comment it, but nothing happened =( Don't you love me anymore???

(

tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)

blimeh

spot the needy type.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:43, archived)

*grin*

over here!!! =D MEMEMEMEME!

(

tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

cooool!

small ASCII penis!

(

Reckless_Rik, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:49, archived)

I do love you :)

I just don't respond to Jesus posts.

(

mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:44, archived)

ah =)

so there *was* a jesus rule that I didn't know anything about! =) all is forgiven then ;-)

(

tofukitten is a consumer whore! =D, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:45, archived)

what a lovely...couple

(

lemonhead, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)

my legs have fallen off.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:40, archived)

haha!

i love that shitting pair. Was it the same one on the horizon posted earlier?
here's a pervy old screenshot of a wallpaper i once had. not too NSFW - but possibly. not really very intersting apart from the fact she's in a bikini that would fall off in a slight breeze.

(

biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 9 Jul 2003, 17:42, archived)

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