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This is a link post Which One Of My Garbage Sons Are You?
dribble said that all modern comedy wasn't funny, so here is something I laughed at more than once, hey maybe you will too.
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This is a normal post I'm Steve Marker, hth

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This is a normal post I liked that though

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This is a normal post Joke's on them because I didn't click a single hole.

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This is a normal post Christmas just isn't the same without Edmonds.

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This is a normal post the Ford Cabriolet of middle aged women

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This is a normal post It was probably last year but who cares
A classic
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This is a link post Christmas Song with ONE SWEAR WORD I made this!
I wrote a Christmas song, then tested my recording device making this video of sorts. Please please please enjoy it.
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Lovely sweet sound from that recorder. Well done
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Thank you for your diplomatic comment.
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This is a link post God Dammit Jack
Amusing, but mainly worth watching for the fatherly disdain of his newly scarred son.
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This is a normal post very good

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This is a normal post full version here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRUSQm5ZskQ&feature=youtu.be&t=61
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I mean what could go wrong?
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scared scarred
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This is a normal post INdeed

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This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stupid cunt
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This is a normal post Haha!
"The goggles, they do nothing!"
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This is a normal post Couldn't watch many of those
had to stop after the second time of hearing the sharp crack of someone's head hitting rock or cement.
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This is a link post who'd have thought military bunkers could be this interesting
"Switzerland is the only country in the world that could provide protection to its entire population of 8 million, and more."
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This is a normal post you just need to bomb their national toblerone stockpile, they'd all be dead within weeks

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This is a normal post Didn't work too well for the French

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This is a normal post but they didn't have knives with an attachment for getting stones out of horses' hooves, did they?

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For eating horses maybe....
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This is a normal post horses d'oeuvres

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This is a normal post It is for undoing knots.

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This is a normal post to be fair that was attempting to repulse an attack rather than simply hide it from it until its over
Do wonder if the French approach has echoes in large vessels like aircraft carriers. Large, expensive projects which are then put out of action by technological change a few years later.
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This is a link post Cosplay for dogs...

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This is a normal post Whatever happened to the ALF?
Why aren't they terrorising people who do this?
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This is a normal post ridiculous, when they could be at sea
easier to look after than bears
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This is a link post Night of the Living Bread
They're coming to get you, Barbra!
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They're coming to baguette you, more like.
That was mint.
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This is a normal post mint baguette?
I guess if you're having a lamb sandwich
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This is a normal post Very silly. Loved that.
TalkieToaster would have dealt with it
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This is a link post Launch day (hopefully)
Live stream from Boca Chica where Starship SN8 is expected to go 12.5% of the way to SPAAAAACE!!!
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This is a normal post If/when it crashes it should be very spectacular.
If it actually pulls off this crazy belly flop manoeuvre I will have serious problems tracking my shit.
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This is a normal post I hear mumblings of hydraulic problems.
The front flap/canard/wing things are visibly strapped down right now, so it ain't going anywhere for the time being. They have until 11pm GMT if it's going to fly today. Fingers crossed.
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This is a normal post They did say
that there was a 1/3 chance of a no go, a 1/3 chance of an earth shattering kaboom, and a 1/3 chance of it working.

Right now it is looking like a no go for today.
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This is a normal post One of the flaps is untied and proudly extended!
The other is still tied down. People in a cherry picker are working on the side of the rocket. Still four hours to play with.
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This is a normal post Starship's flaps are free!

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This is a normal post They have started
venting something from the tanks on the ground.

Looking more positive.
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This is a normal post 2 NASA tracking jets have taken off, bound for Boca Chica!

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This is a normal post The SN8
started venting at half past.

I think it is on!
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This is a normal post They are chilling the raptors!
Can't look away!
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This is a normal post t-2minutes
Spacex is live: www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf83yzzme2I
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This is a normal post "Raptor abort" at t-1.3s, standing down for the day.
So near. Oh well.
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This is a normal post Soon

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This is a normal post Well now...
Weather looks good. Flaps extended. Pad is clear. Ground tanks are venting.

Maybe it will happen tonight.
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This is a normal post Well that was everything you'd hope for...

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This is a normal post That was truly excellent!
Everything worked, an engine went mental and set the skirt on fire, they actually performed the bellyflop, reignited their frazzled engines and stuck the landing perfectly.
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This is a link post Trigger warning: daily fail/death.
Competitive dad gets comeuppance.
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This is a normal post The son was lucky not to be charged with manslaughter
I know two people who ended up doing serious gaol time for killing family members in similar drunken circumstances
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This is a normal post Yeah, I’ve met some nutters at AA meetings too.

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This is a normal post You know some seriously dumb people.

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This is a normal post The curiosity gap which made me do a click
was wanting to know what a game of slaps is.

I was imagining a Benny Hill head slapping.
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This is a normal post From the comments section of dreams:
"Ewan, if you are reading this (and all other comments) please know that this was not your fault. No matter how hard you slapped your Dad I'm sure he had worse. This was a tragic accident. Don't let it ruin your life. Your Dad wouldn't that. Make your Dad even prouder of you and be strong."

*sobs*
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Is that bird on the right a slapper?
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This is a link post 5 mins 3 seconds in

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This is a normal post I don't understand why Christianity isn't more popular.

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This is a normal post So you’ve said.
What are you doing for Christmas?
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This is a normal post Nothing much, sacrificing a few virgins to Baal, drinking of their blood to stay eternally youthful, that sort of thing.

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This is a normal post sounds fun
we're just going to be ritually burning more and more things each night
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This is a normal post I read that as ritually bumming.

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This is a normal post Meh
You'd get bummed out pretty quickly
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This is a normal post It's a lovely time.
When alcoholics and trainees can practice in public.
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This is a normal post RIS

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This is a link post Centuries of Sound - 1931 I made this!


A unique 160-minute sound collage of 1931, featuring Cab Calloway, Louis Armstrong, Skip James, Son House, Bessie Smith, Duke Ellington, Al Bowlly, and scenes from Dracula, Frankenstein, and The Public Enemy - and of course lots more too.

Free to stream - Preview mix available to download

A full download of the mix (and a heap of other bonus stuff) is available to my $5 supporters on Patreon. Times are hard now, so afraid I need to mention this. the link is here - www.patreon.com/posts/44784880 - if you know anyone who might be into this, please do share.
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This is a link post KFC origins, a lifetime movie
spicy
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This is a normal post The working title must have been Grease, or The Bucket List

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This is a normal post Really needs an accompanying song
You are the wings beneath my wind
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This is a normal post Looks like a one chick pony.

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This is a normal post Looks like it was made with a poultry budget.

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This is a normal post but some hen trancing performances

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This is a normal post This is the problem with the internet
my ability to tell what's satire and what isn't has been massively compromised.
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This is a normal post same, not sure if this isn't a trailer for an ad campaign

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This is a normal post Yes, I am 50/50 on this being a parody
I mean it looks fake, but it isn't actually funny.
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This is a normal post Modern "comedy" isn't funny, though. Or entertaining.

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This is a normal post I mean some is

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This is a normal post What was the catering budget?

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This is a normal post vouchers, all vouchers

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This is a link post Man, Girl and Frog
but he ain't got no home.

I know I've heard that little melody he sings at the end of each section somewhere recent, can't think of where
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This is a normal post The Lost Boys?
Sammy sings it in the bath just before he's attacked
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This is a normal post Fallout 4
But the melody is in something new(ish)
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This is a normal post You're right.
Dammit. My other half said similar so it's been on something recently.
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This is a normal post It's...
Some guys have all the luck.
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This is a normal post Bingo!

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This is a normal post Some guys
Have all the luck.
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This is a normal post Bango

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This is a normal post It's a similar rock 'n' roll classic, Chuck Berry or similar
but, for some reason I've now got Smokestack Lightning in my head.
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This is a link post 2020 hasn't been weird enough, and so...
...aliens. On our planetary doorstep
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Ah, that beacon of fine reporting, The New York Post.
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This is a normal post Well, to be fair, it's available on many other links/sites
I thought this would be the most recognisable
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This is a normal post No one will believe until Carole Cadwalladr reveals it is being covered up by the Russians.

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This is a normal post you are qanon
AICMFP
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“Trump was on the verge of revealing [aliens existence], but the aliens in the Galactic Federation are saying, ‘Wait, let people calm down first,'”

Bollocks. If Trump knew there were aliens he’d be all over Twitter with it.
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This is a normal post You could fill his presidential library with the stuff they didn't tell him I reckon

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This is a normal post "it's available on many other links/sites"
None of which I would give much credibility to to be honest. However I find it amusing enough to know that at least America is not the only country to have had lunatics working in its governments. And if its true? sign me up for the probing please :)
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This is a normal post It isn't so much their existance so much as do they have the means to get here

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This is a normal post ...Without leaving any signs of travelling here (like an exaust trail, or a heat signature).

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This is a normal post "space head" seems appropriate for this claim.

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This is a normal post i would click i like this but i don't want to get arrested

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This is a normal post The standup piece is one of the best I’ve seen
But this is so Dadtronica it’s making me sad.
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This is a normal post You are correct
But if you tolerate this...
Etc.
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This is a normal post What do you think his favourite kind of pie is?

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This is a normal post Round

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Large
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This is a normal post Eaten

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This is a normal post All

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This is a normal post When's it due?

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This is a normal post Oh he so wants to be cool
But never gets past smug
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This is a normal post I got the impression that he was cringing at his 'performance' at least as much as I was.

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This is a normal post I saw ADF at a festival in the Czech Republic in 2004
They played Fortress Europe and dedicated it to "the oppressed Roma communities of the Czech Republic" and half the crowd suddenly turned on them, it was brilliant.
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This is a normal post Well, it seems about as repetitious as the average Stewart Lee stand-up routine

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This is a normal post Repetitive will do

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This is a normal post Yeah, but some jokes would be nice.

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This is a normal post That Paul Hollywood's looking rough

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This is a normal post I thought it was slobodan milosevic

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This is a link post Majestica - A Christmas Carol (album playlist)
If you're a fan of either christmas music or power metal, then this is a perfect opportunity to hear them utterly desecrate each other.

(It's great.)
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This is a link post These boots...
...were made for drinking.
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This is a normal post it is called Stiefelsaufen /-trinken
drinking a boot, so to say. not something you want to lose. funny to watch someone spill it all over themselves tho.
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This is a normal post So it's some knd of sex thing?

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This is a normal post Aye. There ayways fuckin aboot.

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This is a normal post Sadly
www.andoveradvertiser.co.uk/news/8226099.thatched-ex-pub-destroyed-in-blaze/

On a side note, I was in Walmer castle last year and saw a genuine pair of Wellingtons. I wasn't allowed to photograph them, though.
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Definitely not an insurance job.
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This is a normal post Probably cheaper than getting it re-thatched.

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Good job he didn't take over The Cock Inn
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This is a link post When promotional marketing becomes deadly
Pepsi number fever
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This is a link post 12 Days of Christmas - Indian Version
If you are posting Rory Lion then I'm posting this again.
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This is a normal post Not clicking this, might contain Top Gear.

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He was bloody good on YouTube and other sites long before Top Gear - that's how he got the job.
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This is a normal post CAAAARRRS

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This is a normal post So, two blokes drive across a field.
Or have I missed something?
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This is a normal post that sounds exactly like something they'd do on top gear

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This is a normal post TOP! GEAR!
What about that full throttled guy Jody-quinton-blake from 5th! GEAR!:maximum auto pleasure.
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This is a normal post The best Top Gear was Quentin Wilson trying to find us a second hand Jag for under 5k

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This is a normal post ...
"I came second because I've got the quicker car," says a posh bloke in a field.

If that's not a metaphor for Brexit negotiations, I don't know what is.
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