Banana Splits theme in the style of The Pet Shop Boys
This made me happy. The puppets are excellent. And I'm fussy about my puppets.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 22:07,
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That was most excellent
I can recommend listening to that on headphones
(, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 2:22, Reply)
Talking of
PSB pastiches...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wqfcwgT0Ds
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FridgeBadger, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 12:42,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SJtWCFvDpk
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 20:36,
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The indoor bits are remarkably like my school at breaktime.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 10 Dec 2020, 18:19,
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just like my office
and I'm working from home
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 20:29,
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I bet the first year after you enroll is PowerPoint presentations on how to correctly fill out HSE forms.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 20:47,
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Americans are too rich and very stra...
Wait - they're French?
Mon dieu.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 21:09,
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Though my point about Americans being too rich and very strange stands.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 21:09,
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we would have learnt this at my school
but I kept forgetting my parkour
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 21:57,
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I reckon I could probably do the bit at 3:15
where there's someone at the back slowly sliding down the bannister rail.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 23:28, Reply)
Yep
The best part of this was that every now and again, you'd see somebody just kind of waiting for their bit to start. Or running off because they'd finish
(, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 11:36, Reply)
Pint Size Chat - Episode: "Water"
I made this!
Are you confused by the state of the world, technology, the environment, and just about everything else? Then it might be a relief to know you’re not alone.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 14:43, Reply)
Not bad
But it's no Smith and Jones
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQicl2US5UA
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 17:32,
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Wow
that's pretty good lurkage
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 21:30,
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spreading the christmas cheer
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:53,
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santa Claus is chundering
To towwwwwwwn!
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:58,
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#StarWarsFM | Vader / Kenobi Battle with Don't Stop Me Now (Queen)
I made this!
I made a pop music soundtrack version of Star Wars! Oh, and Die Hard. Here is the Vader/Kenobi duel on the Death Star featuring Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:49,
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I did try
but I couldn't find any way that the added soundtrack improved on the original footage.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 3:52,
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NZ Breakfast show pranked to show the West's wedding anniversary
Bit of a crap thing to do, but I still chuckled.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:17, Reply)
Not funny, not funny at all
But I still laughed
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 10 Dec 2020, 15:44,
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Wests end girls
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 0:56,
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We tend grills
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 7:47,
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Since Bill Gates has cornered the mind control market with his vaccine, I shall try the old-fashioned Mesmerism method on you lot
I made this!
Now open your wallet and repeat after me: Help Yourself.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 10 Dec 2020, 11:56,
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You should form a band
Mudford and Sons, and you could dress up like olde world farm laborers and play banjos
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 23:13,
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When Mumford & Sons first became famous, my brother actually wondered aloud if they're related to us
He's 68 next birthday, I love him but what an idiot.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 11 Dec 2020, 12:58,
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Liked
for the Goon Show reference.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 13 Dec 2020, 23:53,
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with the crap they put out on the BBC these days, nothing would surprise me.
(, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 8:10, Reply)
Y'all might like this
The most redneck thing you'll see today.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 8:46,
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Don't know what they're doing
but they laugh a lot behind the green door
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 9:46,
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All very talented and that
but the world's worst mic placement.
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Varmint, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 12:32,
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There's only so much the ATF can do from orbit
Last people we sent down there. Well now, let's just say they didn't come back.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 20:34,
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Should I?
I was more on a Mississippi Burning/ THe Highwaymen tip
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 21:16,
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Yeah
seen a few vids by this gal. She seems proper redneck, no irony either...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 3:56,
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In Japan, they don't even need No More Nails©
Crafty sods
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 10 Dec 2020, 3:14,
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I love stuff like this.
The joint in the intro is just amazing.
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Varmint, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 14:40,
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I don’t want to hear about your drug habits
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 11 Dec 2020, 0:58,
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CaC, a compilation.
Feline violence and destruction.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 2:56,
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Usually I wouldn't post a cat compilation video.
This one seemed crazier than most.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 18:45,
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Yorkshire Television closedown spoof.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 0:34,
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Super long tail on that cat.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 0:47,
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Yeah. It’s like a lemur’s tail.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 1:15,
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You can't fool me
THAT'S A SQUIRREL!
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 13:00,
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Is it too early for Cwistmuss?
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 18:19,
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There's a live version
youtu.be/kiDYVvdnI0E
Altho I think it lacks the punch of the original
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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:54,
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I was searching for Christmas music for a gift
Instead I found a fitting corona-Christmas song, which was better than my original idea.
(, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 16:44, Reply)
Bah.
We'll become a wealthy tax haven, suck the money out of the southern hemisphere, the poor will starve and vote Tory again, the left will huff, we'll all be slightly more miserable and then the Thames will flood and we can all move on and become a technological, pastoral, anarchy like we should be.
As long as there's an offy open we'll be right.
(, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 13:58, Reply)
Something along the lines of feudal Japan I reckon
Permanently closed to everything. Everyone making netsuke and wearing clogs by this time next year
(, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 14:25, Reply)
It's complicated.
But mainly it's the fault of cunts and idiots. You see, Brexit was a terribly bad idea.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 16:05,
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I have more sympathy
for the idiots than the cunts.
Idiots can't see it is a bad idea, they have been fooled by smarter cunts into thinking it is a good idea.
The cunts, on the other hand, can see it is a blatantly terrible idea but want to do it anyway, either for personal gain, to keep the masses poor and subjugated, or to keep the brown/foreign people out.
I am not ignoring that there are some stupid cunts but in their case, it is hard to tell if they would still be cunts if they were not so stupid so they get a sort of pass on being a cunt, but not a pass on being an idiot.
Looked at dispassionately, immigration has had a net benefit to the country. People who 'come over here' as a whole provide a net contribution in tax contributions, services, skills and knowledge. The laws passed by the EU, which on the whole benefitted the average person and stopped companies taking the piss, were either proposed by the UK or we had a veto over them. There was no way for the EU to impose a law on us that we did not allow.
Of course, at this stage, it is pointless to argue over whether Brexit will happen. It is happening and the Tories are fully in charge. I wouldn't have it any other way.
That will not stop me for one though pointing out all the ways it continues to be a bad idea. We have had decades of sniping about the EU in all the idiot's shitrags, now it is time for decades of pointing out just how bad an idea it was to leave.
I am still waiting to see any benefit to the UK which is not nebulous and ideological, i.e. 'Taking back control' etc
We always had control.
You know, this is the only time in all of history where a country has voluntarily moved from having a free trade agreement into a position where it has had to talk about how to put up barriers to trade...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 16:33,
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I reckon there's a fairly large amount of non-idiots who voted for it.
Problem is they had little to no idea about what EU and our involvement with it was. They were led by misinformation and selective truths. This should never have been a public vote as there was, and still is, little understanding about what being a member really entailed. I doubt any significant percentage of the country had any knowledge of global economics (still don't). But yeah, let's get brown people out of the country because reasons? It's a fucking stupid idea but there's nothing we can do about it at the moment...
A nice summary twitter.com/rodjgrimmer/status/1336585411615993857
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:03,
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Just look at the dimwit at the bottom of this thread
Thinks it's only posh cheese we get from abroad when it is in fact 80% of everything we eat. That's the level of idiocy we are dealing with
(, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:40, Reply)
But if stupid is as stupid does, anyone who voted for Brexit is by default an idiot (and/or a cunt).
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 18:06,
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I don't really agree with that (cunts aside, cunts are cunts)
I know fairly smart people in their field who voted for it, without a full understanding of what "it" actually meant. Yes LOTS of idiots voted for freedom, cuntry and whatever else shit you want to call this balls up. Some realise their mistake, but are too proud to say they were wrong. Some even say they were wrong, but there's no way of turning back. This is why a public vote on this was a bad idea from the start, even sensible people can be misled with the right propaganda.
EDIT:
Sorry it's getting too serious on here
YOUR ALL GAY
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 18:11,
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It would have been more accurate to say anyone who voted Brexit WAS an idiot. I think you need to reappraise your smartness criteria though.
Things I think make people idiots include:
Failure to recognise bullshit (e.g. bendy bananas, red tape, undemocratic unelected bEUROcrats, Soros, the EU army, the NWO)
Believing obvious bullshit (see above, also religion, money, climate denial, flat Earth, etc)
Acting on bullshit beliefs (voting to leave the EU, voting for the Conservatives/UKIP/TBP/BNP/NF, sending money to Nigel Farage for any reason)
I hear there are sensible people who voted for Brexit all the time, but when you start to investigate these claims they all fall apart. Sensible people do not knowingly vote to make themselves poorer, more isolated, and less safe, so they must have done so unwittingly. Unwittingly acting against your better interests is not smart. Being theoretically smart but idiotic in practice makes you more of an idiot, not less.
That said, realising you were once an idiot makes you smart. That is the only route back to sanity for the 52%, imo.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 19:29,
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Taken in conjunction with his board sig it reads:
YOUR ALL GAY FADGEBADGER.
I think it's his new sign off.
(, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 23:15, Reply)
*wafts cape*
*storms out of room*
*trips over bins*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 9:21,
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I mostly agree.
However, if you are bright enough to recognise that you shouldn't be voting in the first place, then you'd side with the experts over the populists, wouldn't you?
Or not vote.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 18:20,
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I recall a distinct lack of vocal experts in the run up to the vote
Hence the "even sensible people can be misled with the right propaganda". But yeah, you're right!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 18:37,
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Wasn't there a drive against 'experts' through the campaign.
Just like Trump, discrediting anybody who might counter the message and general gaslighting.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 18:48,
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Yes. And a general insinuation that anyone in favour of remaining was an elitist with vested interests in globalism at the expense of the masses.
The bad kind of globalism. The Jewish one.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:33,
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Fear and greed, bread and circuses, as usual.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 16:06,
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No deal would be worth it purely to see the bourgeois catastrophists on twitter complaining that they might not be able to get their favourite cheese for a few weeks as if it was the Blitz.
(, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 16:24, Reply)
I'm looking forward
to reading poor brexiteers moaning about not being able to get cheap booze and fags from France or Spain and how their food shop has gone up by 30% and their wages have gone down by 15%.
Moaning that Lidl and Aldi now cost as much as Tesco.
I'll still be able to get nice wine and cheese, I can afford the tariff. That's all it will mean, higher prices. Nice cheese will still be made in Italy, France etc, you will just have to pay a bit more to have it delivered from there instead of going to Waitrose or M&S.
Brexit is going to shaft poor people the most.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 16:41,
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Most of my medicine is currently imported from Spain where it's cheaper to make
Not a mild inconvenience.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 17:51,
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It's fun to recycle the same old right-wing talking points about your favourite neo-liberal trading bloc.
(, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 18:45, Reply)
Eh?
I mean, I can see it on the label, it says right there that it's made in Spain.
I have no problem with that: I want Spain to make my drugs if they're as competent about it as they've consistently proven to be. Don't care much whether my drugs come from Yorkshire, Wales, Spain, Greenland, India, or Peru.
But I don't believe we've put in train enough safeguards to the supply chain to manage the smooth flow of medicines post-Brexit. We still don't know if there's a trade deal or not, let alone where my medicine is going to come from. It ain't made in Yorkshire.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 22:50,
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Veering slightly off-topic
but I was a community pharmacist until recently (now no longer working with the general public, thank fuck).
About fifteen years ago, the company I was doing locum work with were getting a lot of parallel import drugs. Put simply, these are 'foreign' packs of drugs with labelling in English stuck on top of them. The drugs themselves are made to the same standards (sometimes in the same place) as the 'UK' ones, but they're cheaper to obtain from the wholesaler. [There's a whole different discussion to be had about why that is, but it can probably be boiled down to convoluted drug company profiteering.]
Anyway, a patient handed me a prescription for pravastatin. It was still under patent, so Lipostat was the only brand available. We only had the PI packs in stock, which were made in France. He made a point of asking if we had the British pack, because he didn't want to take any foreign medicine - "you wouldn't trust their food, so why should you trust their drugs?"
To keep him happy, I phoned the wholesaler and ordered him two UK packs of Lipostat. Which were made in Portugal.
If he was still alive in 2016, I think I can guess how he voted.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 8:18, Reply)
Staying on-topic:
the pharmaceutical supply chain in the UK is interwoven with the EU at all levels. I honestly don't know how Brexit is going to play out in that regard, but at the very least I expect there to be major disruption. I hope I'm wrong.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 8:21, Reply)
Guess where we get our water purification chemicals from?
Guess where we get our cancer treatments from?
Guess where we get our laws on nuclear waste from?
2020 Corona Virus: no pasta or toilet paper in the shops.
2021 No Deal Brexit: Hold my beer
(, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 10:08, Reply)
I can't claim to have voted Brexit to piss off benito vaselini.
But nor can I deny that his ongoing tantrum is a massive fucking bonus.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 18:08,
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So, apart from pissing off some people, what are you gaining from brexit?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 18:32,
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Don't be boring FeralCatMan: this isn't the arena. We've all taken sides by now. It's sad for you, but mine was bigger. A sentence I imagine you're familiar with.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 18:50,
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A very telling response.
I thought the whole process a circus, on both sides, a tribal shouting match of confirmation bias and speculation. However, drawing comparisons with abusive relationship styles has been interesting.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 19:00,
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It was a joke. A little joke on a comedy website. Try it! I neither know or care what size your cock is.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 19:03,
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Well, this embarrassing affair brilliantly encapsulates the Remain position:
Full of superior bravado at the outset! Less confident when everyone suddenly becomes aware of the size of their penis.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 19:57,
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The laughter never fucking stops with you lot
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 21:24,
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During brexit, he fucks you.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 21:38,
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The Remain position was 'don't commit socio-economic suicide.'
Then we left the EU, so there is no Remain position.
You won, get over it.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:42,
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“socio-economic suicide”
Yep. You’re sane.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:49,
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You will have to face reality sooner or later.
In the meantime you look like a stupid cunt. x
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 21:41,
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The remain position was silent apart from fear mongering
I did not at any point hear anything from the Remain Campaign about the benefits of staying in the EU or sell it. George Osbourne threatened that if we dare vote to leave the next day there would be an emergency budget to impose more Austerity.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 21:18,
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You cannot expect the vanquished to show grace in defeat if you have no magnanimity in victory.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 20:47,
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Magnanimity
Was rather early for me.
Somewhere between the cybernats
And the F fucking BPE.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 9 Dec 2020, 21:25,
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It's Benny's fault, he brought it up.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 21:39,
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At least Benny’s human, this brb thing though...
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 22:25,
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Probably just come off the BBC hys boards where emotional extremism is mandatory.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 22:33,
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That's me, an extreme emotional unhuman robot.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 23:15,
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I’m beginning to prefer your Sockcooker persona.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 23:21,
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Haha yeah!
I'm beginning to think I've upset you somehow. Was it something I said?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 0:37,
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At least you keep it brief I suppose, unlike your BFF cumtwat.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 1:18,
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You have only insults and no argument.
Truly you are the most Brexitty b3tan.
Also, bless your heart for "cumtwat." Maybe yours will catch on.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 13:47,
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So says the imbecile who called me a cunt for calling out your absurd hyperbole about socio-economic suicide.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 14:23,
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I don't think you understand the meaning of socio-economic, or hyperbole.
I think your head is buried deep in the sand. Other people have tried to open your eyes to the damages that have already been done, and to the further horrors that await us.
We are already less safe. No deal brings us closer to a return to civil war (or 'the troubles' if you prefer that euphemism). The flag waving cunts have been describing our closest allies as the enemy and Remainers as traitors. The economy is already tanked. Things can only get worse with or without a trade deal, but considerably worse without.
Reality will have to set in for you sooner or later, one way or another.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 16:06,
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Yes, mate. A suicide analogy is not hyperbole.
The more you yap, the bigger the shit heap.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 22:11,
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You're deluded.
The UK itself might not survive this. NI is closer to reunification than ever before. Scotland is at best 50/50 on staying.
This is because of Brexit, which was an act of self harm.
This is not hyperbole. You are an idiot.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 22:28,
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I voted against Brexit, and I still would rather it didn't happen.
But I'm not gonna lie, Benny getting cross about it is a silver lining.
(, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 23:12, Reply)
I think it's the mix of condescension and powerlessness that's so satisfying.
Constant indignant yap, like a papillon in a tsunami. You can imagine how sweet it is from my side.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 10 Dec 2020, 6:31,
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That bloody UK food mountain
Etc
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johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Tue 15 Dec 2020, 9:53,
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I made this*
I made this!
*If I hadn't bullied my little sister mercilessly when we were young she would never have had such a talented daughter, etc.
(, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 11:48, Reply)
What a lovely voice, good luck to her
although I don't understand how bullying your sister helped, but that's showbiz.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 9 Dec 2020, 13:49,
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that is a good voice, solid across the range without reaching, but still her own and not imitating someone else
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 22:12,
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Wow, very professional sounding.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 10 Dec 2020, 14:09,
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World Martial Arts Council Masters (1995-1997) 9 hours, complete
..ly mental.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WMAC_Masters
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 9 Dec 2020, 1:23,
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