Yeah...
Saw it after I posted
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 19:32,
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Now that the planet is almost guaranteed another fours years of Trump, this felt appropriate.priate
Rather unsettling documentary uncovering fundamentalist Christian Zionism's influence on the American Government and the Israel-Hamas war.
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Which is more difficult?
Piano or guitar?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 0:31,
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Very cool
Astorius sounds great on guitar.
How it should be i suppose.
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Somebody actually took a shot at Trump
Although the audio on sky was good enough to hear one of the agents shouting "shooter down" guess he won't be doing that again.
Conspiracy theories in 3...2...1....
Trump rushed off stage at Pennsylvania rally
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 0:03,
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Yes looks like it hit his ear. He turned just b4 the shots rang out it looks like
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christ, he'll spin that one
how hard is it to hit the fat fuck? do the job properly or don't do it at all
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 0:27,
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I wouldn’t put it past him.
But I doubt he’ll even mention the poor fucker in the crowd that was killed.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 1:02,
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In his first statement regarding the incident Trump said the following:
“I want to thank The United States Secret Service, and all of Law Enforcement, for their rapid response on the shooting that just took place in Butler, Pennsylvania. Most importantly, I want to extend my condolences to the family of the person at the Rally who was killed, and also to the family of another person that was badly injured.”
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 2:47,
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well defended, wouldn't want people to get the impression he's a narcissist
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 7:33,
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As if he wrote that.
The man would struggle to say “condolences”, much less spell it.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 8:21,
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I think Biden would struggle to say condominiumolences
Putin...
Trump...
Oh sorry, I meant the president of Ukraine and the vice-president.
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An Egg ,D, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 4:52,
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Great :|
- This will fucking win it for him, if Biden's doddering hadn't done that already.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 7:25,
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A bright orange spherical target
Like trying to shoot a Space Hopper
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Varmint, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 7:55,
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Guilty LOL at the crowd still waving “You’re Fired” posters as he’s led off the stage.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 0:29,
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If this doesn’t motivate the Democrats to ditch Biden they might as well just concede right now.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 0:48,
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Neither the Trump shooting or Biden verbal flubs are going to change anyone's vote IMHO.
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 15:55,
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So the fact that multiple senior Democrats are talking about ditching Biden since his verbal flubs is just jibber jabber?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 16:48,
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That's not what I said.
Biden wasn't popular with progressives in the last election either but left leaning supporters understood that he polled well against Trump and they're ultimately voting for left policies and administration versus right ones.
Keeping or replacing Biden, nor what is shaping up to be a registered 2A Republican with a history of mental illness that was goaded into being a pedo hunter by online trolls, would likely garner a wave of sympathy that changes left votes to Trump and the right's plans.
The knee-jerk online reaction that this will easily hand Trump the election are either naive, over-sensationalized, or disinfo.
~DK
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 18:02,
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Ok, well argued.
I think there will now be little or no Right inclined voter apathy, whereas if Biden remains the candidate Left inclined apathy will be very high. Also, you completely discount the phenomenon of swing voters. They really do exist, and they can and do make a difference. To people like you and me it is insane that someone could vote Biden one election then Trump the next, and vice versa, but it happens. In most places these loons don’t make a difference, but in the so called swing states… Plus some people will feel sorry for Trump, and admire him for carrying on. This only helps him.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 19:00,
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Fair enuff.
Yeah there are certainly some voters who are disenfranchised with both parties (like me) but they're still a small percentage of our deeply divided nation made artificially close by our highly gerrymandered voting districts.
I personally believe ranked choice voting or a straight up popular vote would yield higher quality candidates who better represent the common good but think it'll take more hardship before we see those kinds of reforms, unfortunately.
~DK
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 19:52,
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Should've gone to Specsavers
Edit: apparently the gunman was radicalised by stuff he saw on YouTube
youtu.be/7hlxw5Idza8?feature=shared
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 4:26,
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Wrong Channel
He was wearing a Demolition Ranch t-shirt.
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 15:53,
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What is it about people and missing pumpkin jokes
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 17:41,
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I’ve seen a few DR videos over the years.
Never noticed anything political, just idiots shooting guns at things. There were more videos about his work as a vet a long time ago but given that most seemed to be about neutering I can see why he changed to gun Jackass.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 8:17,
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Their vid content is gun-fun but some of their merch is made to appeal to righty gun-nuts.
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 17:21,
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something
or someone called 'scvmlord' made him do it apparently. A twitter cock and self-aggrandizing arms dealer/fraudster seemingly. Hmmm.
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Why did he need to get his shoes?
Did he have sales samples behind the podium?
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He can't he walk properly without them would be the only reason I can think of
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He's rumoured (along with Putin and others) to wear secret platform shoes that look like dress shoes but have a high heel shoe inside.
I wonder if a shoe like that is more likely to come off when you're hustled to the ground by secret service people. And if the fear of people seeing your secret high heel platform shoes cuts through the shock of having been shot at enough for you to prioritise your shoes over other stuff?
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tickle I was away, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 15:41,
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Maybe he has to wear slip-ons due to his age and size.
Can't imagine he'd be allowed to wear flip-flops, maybe a pair of fluffy mules.
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The New York Times absolutely hit the jackpot with one of their photos.
c.files.bbci.co.uk/C377/production/_133493005_trump_nyt_payable_circle1600.jpg
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That’s just a chem trail. Wake up sheeple!
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 19:02,
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He really does have tiny hands
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 22:50,
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Yay !
Got them at the club in October.
www.facebook.com/share/p/hKuvrGcJhAiY7wDf/
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 13 Jul 2024, 20:04,
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Rasputin by WILF
I made this!
A local band called WILF did a studio recording back in June and asked me to make a video. It has just gone up on their Youtube channel
The more clicks we get the better they (and I) look so if you could please (a) watch it yourselves a couple of times and (b) send it on to your friends that would be great.
I am not asking you to do anything horrible – it is fun and enjoyable but a few clicks from you and our friends would be very, very welcome.
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 13 Jul 2024, 17:39,
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480p?
is it 1990 again? I hit like for the lols but thats a very low res video (unless its taking years to upload)
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TBL I posted this on, Sat 13 Jul 2024, 22:33,
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For some reason,
it's reminding me of this classic.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQCU_kHza8s
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 12:19,
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been watching the Baldwin rust case fall apart quicker than the tories on election night
Not a fan of true crime, but I do like watching real courtroom cases, and the yanks televise theirs.
tldw: prosecutor, investigator and crime tech were all dicks, who tried to hide evidence from defense discovery by either not filing it or filing it under a different case number, and got found out on the second day of trial. Might have got baldwin behind bars if they'd played with a straight bat. this clip is the prosecutor taking the witness stand to attempt to defend her actions and floundering
The one with the cagey crime tech is good, also. If you want to see the denouement, with baldwin crying without the aid of onions and the judge pretty scathing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMU4dLOMYzA
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 13 Jul 2024, 8:37,
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I always thought
the prosecution should have angled the case against Baldwin the producer, not Baldwin the actor. On set, the actor holding the gun (in my opinion) holds less responsibility than the person who told them it was safe, or their boss (who was, in this case, the same person as the actor). You have to trust the experts on set, but the buck stops at the top.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 13 Jul 2024, 11:32,
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they kind of were going to push that angle according to the opening arguments
the prosecution were just incompetent and corrupt, in my view, so it never got that far. even in the video above her little speeches show a lack of understanding of lawcraft. she declined to deny under oath that she'd called Baldwin a cocksucker to a witness, but thinks saying because the defense, who aren't on the witness stand, won't say which witness it was, than that needs to be noted?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 13 Jul 2024, 13:47,
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INDUSTRIAL ACTION | The Monkeys at Longleat Are Going on Strike!
I made this!
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That looks very funny
But I couldn't cope with more than 30 seconds of the music - was it ripped of some Facebook advert?!!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 19:59,
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Well considering it's only 35 seconds long, that's good going! And in a way that's a compliment, this series is all about that slop you find all over Facebook, Instagram, and the like.
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Ha - turns out the timer had reset
It was nearer 10 seconds! Anyway, glad my comment confirmed you were on the right track!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 22:52,
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Ride to Ukraine
Illia has been staying with us for the last couple of years and is now heading back to resume his studies at Lviv university. He's got a pretty impressive Telegram channel that chronicles his trip by bicycle though Europe. I had no idea he was this creative - I thought his best skill was making pancakes.
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That's not a knife...
What are the chances? You start your mental attack with a knife and it turns out all the religious folks also have knives as part of the being religious.
Should have gone Anglican.
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Does have a touch of "holding up the gun store" about it.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:06,
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Give high school teachers guns now.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 14:53,
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Kirpans are often fixed in the scabbard.
It’s the special underwear you really have to worry about.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 22:57,
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and the catapults concealed in the turbans
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 13 Jul 2024, 8:52,
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Isn't that Mormons
who have the magic underpants?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 13 Jul 2024, 11:34,
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They’re called kachera
Basically they’re nice and roomy cotton boxers with a drawstring.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 0:32,
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Special underwear you say
*searches*
*scrolls*
*scrolls*
*scrolls*
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 13 Jul 2024, 15:42,
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Pere Ubu - Modern Dance
Won't be everyone's cup of tea, but it's my birthday!
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Varmint, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 8:12,
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Merry Candlemas!
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 8:30,
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I don't know if you've noticed, but you seem to be on fire
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 21:30,
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belated b3tanday, varmint
nice link
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 13 Jul 2024, 8:52,
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This week...
...I learned the difference between "es ist heute zu schwül" (it is too hot and sticky today) and "es ist heute zu schwul" (it is too gay today). Perhaps a couple of weeks zu spät.
love German
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FridgeBadger, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:57,
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well no,
but you really don't want to be walking into a club and exclaiming loudly "I can't stay here, it's way too gay"
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FridgeBadger, Sat 13 Jul 2024, 12:41,
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Shelley Duvall has died
In the same week as a horror-themed challenge too...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 16:54,
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Dan brown book review in the style of dan brown
dan brown
Don’t make fun of renowned Dan Brown
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 12:55,
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"thanks cm"
i thanked, wiping hot, wet tears of mirth from my eyeballs like the snot from a chlamydial koala's vulva
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Ah, memories.
Nice! Young(er) me did something similar a while ago. nice1top1sorted.blogspot.com/2005/12/da-vinci-code.html
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JstarJ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 21:21,
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It's a man with a big scythe
And then a smaller scythe.
Quite relaxing.
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 11:57,
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bros before hoes
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 4:47,
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Wondered if back injuries were so common from scything that there was a related named complaint or medical term.
Didn't find one but there is an article on scythe related accidents/fatalities which includes a piece on the scythe in art.
Don't drink and scythe.
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I have been scything an acre.
It's really quite relaxing, and satisfying. But this guy takes it to a new level. A Hectare? I've been at it a month and a half, and it's only half done.
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CapnChkn I would rather be flying elephants., Sat 13 Jul 2024, 19:30,
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Something the kid sent to me
Is this unusual, or is this just normal parlance of the youth?
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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 8:33,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlytnrZK9zI
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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:37,
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I witness 20somethings referencing it.
It still has some mainstream cultural relevance in this increasingly post-mainstream age, but I guess a lot of the youngsters only know of it through memes.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:00,
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I assume it’s the same situation as Mickey Mouse.
Kids show up to Disneyland and say “Who’s that twat with the big ears? I wanted to see Chewbacca!”
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jonbob loves you, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 23:16,
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I don't think so
unless it's chopped up and served with a garnish of psychosis youtu.be/2gB-Vcyrk8s?si=yjoqgM6X5XPqS_LY
And what brb said
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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:33,
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