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This is a link post Two Headed Cat
Probably old news now, as I saw it in todays paper, but with a quote like ""When he purrs it is like he is purring in stereo," the cat's owner said." how can I not pass it on?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I passed this on to a mate at work
together with tree-man.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 22:45, Reply)
This is a link post Dean Martin Leers at Goldie Hawn
Who is 62 today.......
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That is one horrfic tan.
He looks like he fell into a vat of boot polish
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 20:36, Reply)
This is a link post The first thing that came into my mind as I watched this was
"Flids on bikes"

:(
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post absolutely wicked !
a bloke used to unicycle past our house every morning on his way to work
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet his Gonads are hurting !!
Great Vid
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ouch yes agreed
also i chuckled a little at gonads
it simply isnt used enough
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post nah
he literally has balls of steel
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 20:58, Reply)
This is a link post Left centre square
I went for a walk there, and I didn't see it. I'll go back and look again.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:25, Reply)
This is a link post How Chickens are made
How baby chickens are made
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Eurgh
I prefer How It's Made with the English narrator. Or 'How It Mad' as it's often called on Discovery.
Her voice is annoying.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks incredibly cruel, but the last scene shows just how little they care about being bundled around.
That said, if you are one of those cunts who buys free range eggs from the supermarket, please be advised that it's cruel as fuck. Crueller even than battery eggs.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post wtfayoab?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^
do explain.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I found this on that matter:
www.goveg.com/organic.asp

Only seems to apply to 'merka that one though.

However I am curious as how cutting their beaks off, stuffing them with potions and pills and locking them in tiny filthy cages is worse than atleast letting them roam around a shed or outdoors?

And also curious about you calling free range egg buyers "cunts". What have you to base this on apart from what people have told you on the internet? Have you seen it all for yourself?

Where I live the chickens get free roam. They're often found running in and out of the wee graveyard here, and the ducks are to be found sneaking over to the next field to swim in the puddles.

Makes it a bit slow to drive past but so be it.

You cunt...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post it's weird, i'm totally fine with the slaughter of animals for meat
have even seen the process up-close,and while it's not pleasant, it's just something that has to be done.
but when i saw this episode last year it really upset me. we now rarely eat chicken unless it's from a farm we know and we know how it was raised.
strange how one tv show can change things so much.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't even watch all of that
It makes me so sad.....

I know not everyone either wants or is able to have their own chickens...but eggs should hatch under their mother.
And chickens should be allowed to range outside on grass every day.

Yes, I know I'm an idealist. But I want my food to have been happy animals.
And I'm not naive...I was married to a farmer!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:11, Reply)
This is a link post Some hippy playing 'Still Alive' from Portal on his guitar.
You can hear the audience singing along to some bits, all jolly good stuff and a great song.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The hippy is called Jonathan Coulton
www.jonathancoulton.com/

He's awesome.

Also,
youtube.com/watch?v=SeCf2cx_IbM
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Johnathan Coulton
Was the guy who wrote the song , the oh so addictive song.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sooo glad I'm not the only one addicted to the song...
I listen to it three or four times a day. It's my alarm noise on my phone for the mornings.

That and 'Code Monkey'... Another song by the same guy. Youtube for it for a rather funky WoW video...

Now me and my weighted companion cube are going to sit by the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Field in the partygoer submission position and wait for our cake.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 21:58, Reply)
This is a link post Blockheads!
Celebrities made solely of lego. Rather good fun. I think the Prince one is 1:1 scale.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Some excellent ones on there.
I especially liked Steve Irwin.
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This is a normal post Leonado De Bin Laden
bp2.blogger.com/_Fzq94YVbHHM/R0MvCvFftNI/AAAAAAAAGdk/gu-
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
I love the lego ;-)

A-team :
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wYqSEwAi0A
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post the font makes the name "mark" from mark twain look like something else...
but a woo + click!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft to the Elvis one.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely!
Hold on, Prince? SEND IN THE WEBSHERIFF!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:24, Reply)
This is a link post Fly My Pretties.
Base jumping fun.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!
I need a lie down after watching that!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Would you be wanting
some bacon with that?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheese on bacon!
With CheesyPeas.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Woah!
Thats like having gammon with pineapple AND egg!!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post And
CHEESE
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I said it before and I'll say it again...
"Dooooooooood!!!"
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post BASE is the best
I'm 32 jumps in & have soooooooo much to learn... These guys make it look easy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QUftX4PYsE

(and this is just taking the p*ss!)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ijzj2mPtq0
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 20:57, Reply)
This is a link post Is it Christmas?
A simple RSS feed to keep you upto date.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post or just take the rss off for a simpler answer
www.isitchristmas.com/
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post heh
a small heh but a heh nonetheless
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:46, Reply)
This is a link post French
Yiffing and Orangina combined into a perfect whole.

(how do I search to see if this has been posted here already?)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post hit preview before postin it and it'll tell you if it's been posted before,
but it only works with the exact same url, so it's by no means foolproof. however, this has definitely been posted before, yiffery to the max, but then it is the bloody french...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:12, Reply)
This is a link post Manley says: Work harder, you pony. I made this!
Orang-utan shaved and used as a prostitute.

SFW but somewhat disturbing, not least because of the way she is rescued whilst the under-age human whores are left.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post GC
Well, not the blog obviously, i'm sure you've never whored that around here before, i meant the story itself.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Bugger, I thought I was all new and clever. Glassco.cx is shagged now, so I guess it misses stuff =;¬(

*sulks*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post where did you find out about the story then? vicesomethingorother.com?
because the interview that you "dug up" is just the same interview from the website that was on here.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I got the interview from ectomo, I think
I didn't make the interview, I dug it up, that is, found it on the internet.

Odd chap.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post this is fucking insane
the story may be GC (i haven't seen it though) but your presentation isn't

and as for why the humans were left and the orang was saved, well humans aren't an endangered species.

A friend of mine visited a zoo in borneo where you could pay a couple of dollars to hug an (unshaven) orangutang, I shall send him this link to make him feel dirty
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post irish chappy?

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:14, Reply)
This is a link post DOMO KUN

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post yay!!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post how did you do that?!
can you do me a hedgehog related one?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post all done in photoshop, zoom right in and use the pencil tool i think it was, drawn pixel by pixel.
cannae do no more as i don't have tattyshop no more. sorry!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers
i'll have to.....err......find a copy of photoshop
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post crimewire is your friend.......

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post torrents
limewire is silly
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Brill.
Ordered cubic plush!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post oh. my. god. oh. my. god. oh. my. god. oh. my. god. oh. my. god. oh. my. god.
...........
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post argh, cunt it in the f.... no wait!
Don't, not even with yours!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post A two pinter.
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.
.
Vodka, that is.

The advert on the page for the shit-awful film 'Shrooms' offends me more though.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post This reminds me of my post the other day...
I never got a satisfactory answer...

What the fuck is this????????

www.franksemails.com/pics/favour.jpg

Answers on a postcard.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know..
..what it is, but why is the image called favour.jpg?

He/She/It's not doing itself any favours by posting that crime against humanity on the web.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post once again i've just had a to get a colleague to hold me back from burning out my own eyes with a hot teabag.............
*MAJORLEAGUEBOKE-AGE*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I told you, I asked Frank, its definatly a woman.
A very very hairy and scary woman whose eaten far too much testosterone
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you
Ever photoshopped a ugly blokes face onto a womans body?

that is the result
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeebus!
There is always something new to see....
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post *Gets stiffy*
*From being struck rigid with fear*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Those nipples
are wrong.

Well...the whole thing is wrong - only because s/he is so chuffing ugly! But the nipples are the thing that gives it away....far too small and odd.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:38, Reply)
This is a link post Yours to own, national child benefits database
A fake I know, but still bloody funny.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Great.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That's funny, wonder how long it will be before it gets pulled down!
Joking apart though, what will anyone do with a copy of the national child benefits database?
Pointless trying to scam their bank accounts, the whole reason they are on benefits, is because they don't have a pot to piss in!

no?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post no.
Everyone with a child gets child benefits, regardless of wealth and earnings.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Johnathon king is currently claiming for 12 kids.

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Claiming for Climbing on
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
Climbing on fiddling with


Do you think thats his facebook status?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd hate to be Superpoked by him...

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Relevant post
b3ta.com/talk/4095467
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:53, Reply)
This is a link post New Futurama movie, Bender's Big Score, in it's entirety
Streaming on the site and downloadable:

video.stage6.com/1874379/.divx

Get it while you can!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The download link
kills my 'puter.... :(
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post You might need to have the Divx software installed to use it
www.divx.com/divx/windows/
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post i have divx
and it still locked up my laptop.

terrible software, shame too because I'd love to see this.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post same here
Stage 6 never works on my work 'puter
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I just tried opening a divx with VLC player and it worked fine
If that's any help.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post with stage6 you dont need just the codec you goto install their gay divx player shit
its not as gay as franky howard. but its more gay than rambo.. wait that doesnt make any sense!

thanks for the link by the way!

PS (no offense intended to you gays out there..)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *smacks you with his handbag*

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Works fine for me, ta very much!
Can't wait to get home and watch this tonight now!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
I will buy it when it comes out on DVD to support them, but waiting sucks :)
Oh and double woo, 7,500 KB/s
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post holy bananas
where do you work? the pentagon?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Futurama is the one thing I refuse to pirate :P
/moral code blog
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm buying the DVD when it comes out but
No release date for PAL regions yet. This makes for Christmas sad :(
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post not out til april!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post monty
i love you in a man way!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't even know it was out this soon!
Big thank you, although promoting it on here is probably very illegal.

You bad, bad person... *shuns*

*clicks*
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post you
are a legend.

Thank you much.

(boo to server and exhange contention giving only 50k/sec)

G
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.
Just have to wait a few hours now...
hum de dum...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I was really very worried about this,
having watched the simpsons and family guy wilt off and lose their mojo.

Praise the good Lord's banjo string they didn't bollocks it up! And thanks to you wholly for the link!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fookin brilliant. didn't take long to download (saved too), and had a quick squint at the beginning and it seems like it's going to be just as funny as before. Will definitely watch this later when I can watch it all at once.

Oh, damned good resolution too - one of the good things about Stage6.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:17, Reply)
This is a link post The Flumps vs Grindhouse I made this!
Another cute kids TV show ruined by judicious use of music.

"Doc Block" from Planet Terror provides the mood this time...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That's sinister!
Excellent!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ta
and cheers for my Youtube comment too
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:26, Reply)
This is a link post Comedy picture caption on the Metro website.
The story itself is semi-interesting, but the caption under the picture made me do a real lol =)

Grey Kid works for Metro, I wonder if he wrote it?
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha thats fab!
I posted this one on here yesterday, another great caption!

www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=65144&in_page_id=2
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Also Ace :D
I's a very realistic looking example too
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft!
Both of those are great :)
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace :D
Sage advice too, I think.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
we're going to need a bigger boat
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 180kg=size of eight seater people carrier?
i think they might have exagurated a little there
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha ha
www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=75960&in_page_id=2

www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=76183&in_page_id=2

The Metro is comedy gold!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The first one is fantastic|!
and I love that there are 17 related squirrel themed articles attached to it!
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this squirrel one!
www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=17725&in_page_id=2
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:00, Reply)

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