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This is a link post If this makes you feel happy I made this!
then click
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this.
It does, indeed, make me feel happy.
 (I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 3:47, Reply)
This is a normal post At first
I thought you'd remixed the background music for Sim City 2000 :).
 (Toucan - http://www.titmonday.com, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:10, Reply)
This is a link post Oh look it's David Icke..being...oh dear..all of this is true.
I've watched 'Zeitgeist' and done some of my own research. Yes, the Ickester MAY be insane. But it looks like N.O.R.A.D. did deliberately stand down on September 11th.

Make your own mind up.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 2:03, Reply)
This is a normal post He raises some damn good points
but he also believes that the royal family are lizards...so hmmmmmm
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post pfffft
yep, someone used the metaphor of a turd in a punch bowl

Alan Watt is far more intersting and relies on research rather than conspiracy theory bull
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post *bookmarks to watch later on*

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank God it's friday!
Andrews airforce base had no fighters on alert.
 (crookedjon, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it just me ..
...or does he remind anyone else of Ian Beale off Eastenders (UK TV soap)? Not just his looks but his mannerisms and voice patterns.
 (I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a link post sound boards
..oh what fun i'vce had playing Dr.Phil. : )
 (Agent O'Rage is in your base, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:57, Reply)
This is a link post B3TA Warbook Overlords I made this!


Very simple - if you have a facebook identity then join.

If you don't

You can't

I know you all have a FB identity! thats why i have made a secret forum. You can't join unless invited.

So GAZ me :)
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:30, Reply)
This is a normal post what
why do you need a 'secret forum'?

what makes you think other people would want to be part of your secret treehouse gang - are you aged 10?

No good will come of this.
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post *Sends Fireball*
*Attacks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post i feel quite proud in saying i dont have a FB anything
or myspac
 (A Hospital Carpark, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 15:00, Reply)
This is a link post Edwin Hass
fat people make me giggle
(nicholas r., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post you do realize
that no one can see your posts don't you?

we all have you on ignore
 (I helped save b3ta! a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Not you
apparently
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 2:04, Reply)
This is a normal post or me....
but now i will...
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps you would like to go away?
.
 (Doctor Pubes, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 10:19, Reply)
This is a link post Wizard Of Oz: THE REAL ENDING
The ending no one was meant to see!
(nicholas r., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I know people.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:16, Reply)
This is a link post Yelle
Thought this was quite good, it's a music video. PROBABLY GC (i mean french)
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post gets the horn

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post for me?
*blushes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmm
i don't know....the first few seconds it looked like it was going to be an awesome one-take video...but then it had actual editing..bums!

i love one-take videos...oh well
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yelle is awesome
youtube.com/watch?v=36e9kZcRWGI
youtube.com/watch?v=5LawV-IR6h0
 (I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post and and...
youtube.com/watch?v=SbHJ36prOfg
oh yes.
 (Markku *sneezes*, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great
but i can't help thinking if Girls Aloud recorded that everyone would say it was shit
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post You know Girls Aloud?
Girls Aloud are shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw the video..
...downloaded the album. Thanks for the tip she's ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 10:44, Reply)
This is a link post Metric - Handshakes
This guy is nuts!
(nicholas r., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
fuck off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
yes, fuck off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi
I don't understand what is funny or interesting about this video. Can you read the faq's or if you have done so already, please can you explain why we should find this video interesting ? Many thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post just gazzed him
find out if the prick is real or not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:51, Reply)
This is a link post Torchwood: Episode 1 Preview
Thanks, BBC!

(NB: Doesn't direct link. Go to the Youtube page)
(__, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely brilliant !
Can't wait for this !
 (I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, and..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v12n0TXQRxg&NR=1

First four minutes of series two.
 (__, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post bleh.
i still can't help but call it TOUCHwood.
 (Markku *sneezes*, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post TOUCHMYWOOD

(__, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not a fan of Torchwood at all....
seems a bit pointless. It's just Doctor Who with swearing and gay bits. It's like it's trying to be ever so daring, but we are all used to seeing swearing and gay stuff on telly already.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I reckon it's great
seeing swearing and gay stuff on telly. What's the % of stuff on tv that's "straight and no-swearing"? A huge majority I presume ? As a gay swearer I say bring it on !
 (I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post don't get me wrong...
I consider myself liberal. I just feel that this particular program tries a bit too hard to be modern.

It's like if Dr who met Davros, then suddenly called him a 'flippin wanker' (then his assistant did it in welsh), then snogged him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
don't get me wrong...
I consider myself liberal. I just feel that this particular program tries a bit too hard to be modern.

What do you mean by "modern"? obviously not liberal so what???


It's like if Dr who met Davros, then suddenly called him a 'flippin wanker' (then his assistant did it in welsh), then snogged him.


I have absolutly no idea what you mean by this so would like you to take this opportunity to explain it now, thanks?
 (I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Argh!
Now I've got an image of snogging Davros in my head...

Mind you, there was an episode where he squirted white wee wee all over the place.

I've got a little bit of a problem regards Doctor Who. When I was a tod, the the Doctor was simply a childhood hero. Now I'm all gay and growed up, and they've stuck David Tennant in the role, there's a little bit of a phwoar factor involved.

It makes me confused in my manparts.

I also had a conversation with someone about Captain Jack the other day, and it was a full two minutes before realisation dawned that one of us was talking about Johnny Depp, and the other about John Barrowman.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogthedog, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Charlie Brooker described it best
When he said it was like watching an episode of Chucklevision with fighting and cumshots.
 (Jeru War and Piss, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha, Charlie Brooker for Prime Minister!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 10:41, Reply)
This is a link post Most annoying radio ad ever!!!
I know this was posted before.... nearly 2 years ago and I never forgot about it.. I thought it was about time that new b3tans got the chance to never get this out of their heads.. 2 years damn you b3ta !!
(I helped save b3ta! funnylittlefrog, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post aaaargh!!
it's still painful!!!!!

The voiceover guy also (at the start and end) does the cheesiest thing any presenter any presenter can do, and make a slight 'laughing sound' as he talks...It doesn't make what you are saying any more interesting mate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:27, Reply)
This is a link post HOLLYWOOD REBELLION
The WGA strike has just gotten a whole lot worse.
(nicholas r., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post OH FUCK OFF.

(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Shite!

(I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate you
Your worse than Hitler
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post But I'm pretty sure
that Hitler replied to his threads.
 (Doctor Pubes, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck is that?

(Glomp Fuck, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post who the fuck
is this guy?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:03, Reply)
This is a link post NASCAR coach reveals winning strategy
Enjoy!

This site is brilliant, the captions along the bottom are great too!
 (nibbles, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Let me get this straight . . .
If . . .
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:24, Reply)
This is a link post Yeah ! I made this!

Shower me with praise !!
 (SquidHead, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:11, Reply)
This is a link post Barry Scott has come and gone NSFW
Cillit Bang spoof ad

NSFW cos of shocking stains

Soz if GC - glasscox snot working
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:00, Reply)
This is a link post How many five year olds could you take in a fight dot com
Old as the hills?
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember
discussing these figures with my then girlfriend, we split up soon after!
 (I helped save b3ta! Reebus does what he does, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post She could take more than you, eh?

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post yes!
It turns out she was a serial five year old basher and I'd blown her cover (like Quade in Total Recall) ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Reebus does what he does, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Has done the rounds, yes
I can't remember what figure I got the first time I did it, all I know is that it was embarrassing enough for me not to do it again!
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember
reading the original thread (linked off the link) some of the scenarios and analysis are great.
 (I helped save b3ta! Reebus does what he does, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ronseal award?

(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post yay 26
I think I could manage more if I grabbed the first two by the eye sockets and used their skulls to smash the others.
Phones CPA to ask
 (katesbush, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:00, Reply)
This is a link post I don't understand this...
Apparently it's a Microsoft Children's book all about home servers?

Real?
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post gah
yeah it's real
gizmodo.com/photogallery/microserveces/
photo number 6 is my background at work
 (I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:12, Reply)
This is a link post free tv show tickets
free tickets to sit in the audience of shows such as QI, buzzcocks and top gear
 (sriley1966, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
Excellent findage there sir.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jinxy13 is hating the S key, right about now., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't watch it do it...
Who wouldn't want to be on Bargain Hunt?!
www.bbc.co.uk/showsandtours/beonashow/
 (I helped save b3ta! automatton52 Grumpy old goth, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Utter bollocks!!!!!!!!!!
filled the form in 3 times SPAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
 (I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:21, Reply)
This is a link post The only gay crab on this beach I made this!
No Tchaikovsys were harmed during this production..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post SPELENDID!

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant.
you make me sick.

*clicked with more pleasure than i really wanted, i tried not to.
 (I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post This has filled me with more glees
than all the Jaffa Cakes in the entire world.
Even though this can't be entered (from links) into the compo, it needs to win.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
Look at him go! *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Reebus does what he does, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post That's beautiful
*sniff*

and damned fine!
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Ballet has a new Prima Donna !
*claps pincers*
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
I read this as "make him the new princess diana"

I should learn to read better
 (Zrya Loves the new presidents album > 80% of kittens, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 4:17, Reply)
This is a normal post this crabby dance
is a crustaceous marvel.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That's genius!
* applause! *
* standing ovation! *
 (I helped save b3ta! the ghost of last tuesday, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post oh my
that is even better than the gif
 (I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
amazing



AMAZING
 (Spundlemoon, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That's just smashing that is.
Just smashing.
 (I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 0:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ace!!!!
w/y/h etc.
 (norumbegan, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I the only one who thinks ballet is shit?
The dancing isn't graceful at all, it's just people wiggling and thudding around.

Woo to the video.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 2:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo!
*Throws flowers
 (Monsieur Allotrope is taking Tiger Mountain from behind, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 6:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm glad I clicked on that.

Smashing stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
very nicely done
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers mate
how you holding up by the way? Any fun projects?
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post thats fab
or should I say "crab" :P
 (DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That is
bloody fantastic.
 (Stoopid_Faaka, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
i can not explain why, but this does amuse me so
 (it's not hash mixed drops, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 20:17, Reply)
This is a link post Odd Simpsons Fan Fiction. NSFW
I laughed a great deal.
(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post nsfw?

(I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post yup
old hat too
 (BlackCat, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post How
Did they get Steven Hawking's brother to narrate?!?
 (I helped save b3ta! Reebus does what he does, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:46, Reply)
This is a link post Computer Booze!
I'm buying three! This link requires a little, just a little French - but the idea is pretty plain.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 21:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
I want one!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 22:23, Reply)

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