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This is a link post Maybe posted before...
fluffeh lolz
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post even if it is a wee bit GC
still rates on the fluffometer. ta!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
They seem to really like it!
Can't picture mine doing that.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Always worth another outing
I like the way they have two competing styles, one starting from the bottom, one jumping on at the front.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:29, Reply)
This is a link post Comedy Pron NSFW
NSFW due to ads (and maybe content depending on where you work !)
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
And how did you find this, perchance?!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I wondered
how long it would take you to ask me :0)

/edit. same place Dixon got the last post - FHM newsletter.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post *nudges* *nudges*
*winks* *winks*

Say no more.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post FHM?
Purlease..
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Sue him
That's a slur on your character.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post My lawyers are being roused from their coffins as I type

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You can use me as a witness.

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as "waitress"
that works for me though, if you're game
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Tommorow night, 7pm?
You get me bladdered and you're on.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Splendid!
*prepares bladder*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
*turns on oven*
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post *empties*

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Me and the forman Norman
Have the same surname.
Creepy
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:34, Reply)
This is a link post Drunk takes comedy fall
After taking a piss - Absolute comedy gold
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
I wonder how far he fell
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post it's only a couple of feet drop on t'other side.
shame really...would have made it much funnier.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard he's still falling

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I just heard a splat.

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry, I'm b3taing in the toilet

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That would also explain the smell, and the spreading stain.

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
I bet he still has his hands in his pockets too
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffft!

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ow!
we've all done it.... well maybe not the pissing against a wall bit. Not me, anyway

Its almost like he falls in slow motion!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
I bet he then slept there for the next few hours :D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm imagining him lying there, thinking:
"Crap! Still, could've been worse..someone could've filmed me."
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post absolutely brilliant

(, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 11:23, Reply)
This is a link post Phallic logo
Just found this comedy phallic logo on a link from El Reg. Long time lurkers first post - be gentle

www.b3ta.com/features/phalliclogoawards/
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
That's beautiful
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:08, Reply)
This is a link post Babies dressed up as turkeys and pies
wtf? Seriously. wtf?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to stop watching that after a minute. That's just too fucking weird.

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm imagining some mother buying one for her baby at Thanksgiving
and there being a horrible incident with grandpa volunteering to carve the turkey while she calls in the family
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post yet another sign of the apocalypse

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, Moses said this would happen
and even Nostradamus predicted this
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's just deeply odd, and not "good" odd either...

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I know!
I feel sort of wrong for having watched it.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just cleared my browser cache.

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe we are entering the age of cannibalism

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
entering returning to
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm looking forward to Sainsburys taste the difference range

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried to rework Motorhead's Eat the Rich so that it was Eat the Chavs
but couldn't really get it to work.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post damn :(
that's a shame, it would be an instant hit you know
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I meant just rewrite the lyrics;
someone else would have to do the work of recording and engineering it.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
why why why why why?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The turkey would be better if the kids arms where in the turkeys wings.
5/10
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed
Or if the kid was actually oven-roasted
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post And covered in cranberry jam.

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Could be interesting in a household with a short-sighted mother
After the turkey has been the oven for a couple of hours, she goes to change the baby's nappy and wonders why it's all cold, clammy and covered in bacon
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm sending this to barbara.
and i'm going to dress my cock up as stack of waffles.
(, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 6:54, Reply)
This is a link post Tacky Celebs I made this!
Me and Dave have been making celebs heads from Blue Tak. Anything rather than actually doing what we're meant to be doing.

This is Arthur Scargil



More on the linky.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Dave is the winner
Although Erstick Cartman is very good!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ghandi looks like Nobby from Harry Potter
And Charlie Darwin looks like a duck

I've no idea who Windsor Clayvies, but he has a fierce tash on him!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Windsor Davies?
Of the legendary Whispering Grass fame?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=10dmK7O-KSY
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post He runs a lemur sanctuary in Bolton now.

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ....
I question the truth behind this statement.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Look it up.

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm.
I think you are winding me up!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Google "Windsor davies lemurs" and see the first result.

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha you swine
I believed you as well!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ;)

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha!
I did know who it was then. Ta
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The Reagan one has given me the fear.

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Why does Cartman have a nose?
He doesn't have one in the cartoon.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post he doesn't have a nose
why are you imagining noses where there are none?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post He has an indentation that I assumed was meant to be his nose.
Is it his mouth?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
His mouth does look like an anus though.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:13, Reply)
This is a link post blowing bubbles (but only at near-perpendicular angles)
Liquid acrobatics ... just follow the links in the "Comments" field to see the video
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Its Science!
Pretty neat, I like the way they sorta dance across the surface near the beginning.

I want to be scientist, wear a white coat and do funky stuff like this.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post At 0.51 it sort of looks like a spunking CDC.

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:08, Reply)
This is a link post Stolen Car LOLs
Read the original post in this thread, then see a few of the good citizens helping out

... then see page 3 of the thread for the hilarious punchline!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, what a twat, but a happy endingh
I've done similar with my pushbike when I was a kid. Though in my case, it did end up getting stolen. By that a local fat greasy fucker, named Fat Kenny ^_^

edit: also worth checking the limerick on the last page (post 291) :D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
imbecile.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
That's piss funny. How dumb must he feel :-D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ace
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't see that coming at all.
I've been laughing like a loon! This must get newslettered.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Click it HARD then

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
At least he owned up, bless!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just read the whole thing
Hilarious! What a donut
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Fucking brilliant!

My dad did that once, but in his defense it was at a time when he was drinking heavily :D
(, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post AHAHAHA!
That made my day!
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 5:14, Reply)
This is a link post Touching the heart through unfogettable text messages
Another exquisite news report from the BBC.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post "Good morning. I just woke up from a dream that I am in an aircraft and someone like you is in the cock pit. A U a pilot pls?"
ha ha wtf?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, yeah. I like the uncertainty that its "someone like you"
and not directly "you", as If the metaphorical cock pit is attended by many pilots. The author of these messages is clearly a genius.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Bizarre.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Bizarre, yet somehow
beautifully heartfelt. I just sent the one about HIV to my ladyfriend.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
Since when was LOLcats the official language of Nigeria?

It'd make 419's even funnier i suppose... O HAI, I HAZ D SECRIT MONIEZ, D U WANTS SUM 4 FRI?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Genuine lol
Well, at least a dry smirk - let's not get carried away.

I now have a mental image of all of Africa speaking like that. It's going to be one of those things that never leaves once you've thought about it, isn't it...
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:15, Reply)
This is a link post Uncle fester get's an hello kitty tattoo
...nice chin.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck is wrong with people?

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post that bloke is a twat
or maybe he is just really thick
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post UFCKIN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASER....
that is possibly the most unnatractive man i've seen so far today...
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post urgh
look at his chin! what a fuckin pustule of a "man" (who knows what the fuck they are).
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:58, Reply)
This is a link post Matrix Flipbook animation
Cool stuff
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post woah...
That is bloody marvellous.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post and very old skool

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post the frames per second bit is a bit weird.
You wouldn't animate at 150fps, if you animate you control tiiiime so overcranking is irrelevant surely? am i missing something? but looks pretty good!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's all hand drawn
Then scanned and animated. I think. I've not had my tea yet so I'm still half asleep.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it that.....
during filming of the actual film high speed cameras where used that shoot at 150fps, for the bits of slow motion bullet dodging etc? maybe it is a reference to that?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It's probably just a bit of a decoration really
filming a bullet you're talking 5000fps...150 wouldn't catch it!

i think i've just drained all the fun out of it. sorry everybody.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You're looking old today.

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't i...I had 2 pints last night and i have a hangover.
That means i'm an adult and it aint much fun.

thanks for the birthday gaz/facebook too! how you doin?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy actual birthday!
Will you manage to drink at the bash or are you too geriatric now?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I've posted you some Steradent as you'll need it ;)

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's an advert for the LG Viewty mobile phone
which can film at 120fps. It's possible then to play the recording you have made at a regular 30fps, thereby creating a 'bullet time' type effect...
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post True, it's a bit adverspam...but sadly to say I won't be making money :-(

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
V. good. Click.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:22, Reply)
This is a link post Mouse pwns viper
ronseal
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:06, Reply)
This is a link post Machadaynu Remix
Remix of hilarious bit from Look Around You series 2. GC says life's too short.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post A classic
and today is Tarvu day too.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!
Machadaaanee aberTetrran, Aber Tetro Tetrro Tetrrrroooo.....!

This has been my ring-tone for ages. Fantastic.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb stuff!
Must buy the DVDs of this...
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:03, Reply)
This is a link post Reminds me of James and the Giant Peach
Goodness!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:31, Reply)
This is a link post Nookie (the accoustic cover) I made this!
My friends and I arranged an acoustic cover of Nookie. You know, the Limp Bizkit song. They did all the talent, I just mixed it down.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Well, this is one of the most redundant songs ever... Why did you do that? You seem to have talent. Make, i don't know, an acoustic Sunn o))) version or so.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:20, Reply)
This is a link post Jingle With Bells On! NSFW I made this!
Ok, I've had this idea for a while that I should make a Christmas album. Some lovely festive tunes packed in a nice CD cover to sell on the streets at Christmas shopping time and fill everyone with festive joy. I've been trying to make fitting stuff for ages but to no avail. Now I've made this, the first track off the album "Christams Cumshot" by Christine Cockshott. Hopefully the whole album will be ready by December to sell to/force on unsuspecting pensioners and parents on the streets of the Westcountry. Don't forget, when this is Christmas number 1, you heard it here first. May be nsfw due to swearyness and generally disturbing amounts of silliness.

By the way, if anyone on here wants to contribute, make silly animations to the music, do cover art or just make savage noise for the project you are most welcome, gaz me!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that!
I'd buy the album.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post If the album is actually finished
it'll be free to download from b3ta. By the way, this isn't a solo project, if any b3tans want to collaborate on music, do cover art or just put in ideas it would be most appreciated! Just gaz me if you're up for doing stuff :)
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post should of read this before posting
lol.. I would like to contribute.. but I'm no sur eif I'd be able to as i'mfucking off to canada and away from the computer sooon. boo.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post jesus christ -Canada?!
when you say "Away From Keyboard" you're not fucking about are you?
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:53, Reply)
This is a normal post this is many of the wins
gaz me when they album is available

buy one is what i will do most deffinately be.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I will definitely keep my eyes and ears posted for more of this
woo and click
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 5:02, Reply)
This is a normal post wOO, They should use that in the primary school nativity.

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This going to be awsome!

(, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 10:59, Reply)
This is a link post Special Squad (80s Aussie cop show)
Yes, this is real. I was there. I saw it.

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(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:15, Reply)
This is a link post A few "stamp" brushes for photoshop I made this!
stamp promo
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers Rev.
Bookmarked for future use.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers :)

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!
I don't have Photoshop, but I can still use them in GIMP.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post can you
wow - didnt realise that - cool! :D
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post GIMP is pretty cool for a free program -
you can open .psd files with it too. Unfortunately it doesn't recognise text layers as text and you can't edit them directly. It just treats text as an image.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post very cool
shall check it out :)
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:37, Reply)
This is a link post Woman singing the US national anthem....
Laugh? I nearly shat....
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post jump, you fucker jump :P
so there was no blanket
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post We are miserable sinners, fiiiiiiiiiiiiilthy fuckers.
Arse-holes. :oP
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post the alternitive to amen
hehehe!! for the rest of you..

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUYEgAReHaE
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha Oh god yes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZEEgIti8sM
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post your version
was better :P

cant beat pete and dud. cant find his jive song. dud, sings a jive song, then translates it. the darkies :P baby is climbing the wall. this is becasue he is tired of being used as a shopping list hahaha!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I have quite literally been virtually killed laughing so much to those two in car on motor way
I think I even grabbed the steering wheel at one point
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post haven't heard that in years
absolute classic.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
and then she simply had to give up!

Woo for such human embarrassment
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post All the best stuff gets posted late....
click....near piddled
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 4:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ??!?!?!
How is this possible? Nerves I guess.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 5:05, Reply)
This is a normal post She did well...
that's about the amount of the UK national anthem I know too.
(, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 8:58, Reply)

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