fucking bonkers rendition of 'the final countdown'
on piano ukulele and kazoo (but only one instrument)
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:55,
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hurrah!
hahahaha
wonderful!
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:26,
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That has left me completely struck for words
other than marvelous
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:23,
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:) Clicks
Possibly the best thing ever
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:39,
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Knocks Hexy into a cocked hat.
;)
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:54,
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if i was radiohead
i would put you on instead of me, to open as headline for a huge concert.
i would put fireworks on your head with a special hat so you didn't get burned.
you would be awesome. And the crowd would worship me as their god for finding you.
imho
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:59,
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This video has
*everything*
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:16,
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YAY!
I couldn't help but think about the theme to the Good, Bad, and the Ugly. AND how cool it would be if you only had a third arm.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:31,
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unequivecally....absolute fucking genius
click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click clickclick click click click
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 4:15,
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That's fucking brilliant
And should be a video link in the Newsletter to share the joy :D
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Monty Propps, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:53,
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I second that motion.
Giggled like a small child all the way through. You truly have made my day with this.
Hurrah!
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 12:30,
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reminds me
any body seen the dead ringers version? normans dead mother skaking the stuff around hahaa!!
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 22:08,
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adventure 77
I made this!
marcus discovers a pig inside
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octopus footwear raaa, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:16,
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Brenda Dickson - Welcome to My Home
A lovely GC gem that every soul on planet earth has seen that is worth revisiting on a slow day on /links.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:10, Reply)
i hadn't seen that
there are some wonderful lines in there.
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:05,
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Tim Westwood proves he is a cunt - again
I read this today in The Grauniad. What....I mean, why...oh, I don't know. 51 years old. What a disgrace.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:03, Reply)
Pfft
I for one am getting my drink on. Mind you, I wish I was a quid behind the ludicrous twat.
Word to ma niggaz
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:15, Reply)
he mentions that its beter than working in a bank
Can you imagine going to the counter and Tim Westwood serving you?
He would get punched on an almost hourly basis
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BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:33,
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Cats?!
He's not allowed to say cats! Only us bohemian 60s style, Bob Dylan-a-like rockers are aloud to call people cats!
*sulks*
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:37, Reply)
"Trevor Phillips [he means McDonald]"
hahahahaha
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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:41,
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Soulja Boy is wack
thats right I spelled it S o u l j a
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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:59,
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well i like him. i used to stay up listening to his show as a kid.
because i was into hip hop when everyone was into linkin park.
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connor, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:04,
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he's a clown
in the tradition of all idiotic radio 1 DJs.
Jimmy Savile, Alan 'Fluff' Freeman, Tim Westwood etc - who would have them any different?
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rob, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:14,
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i don't get the hate at all
surely that should be reserved for cunts like
george lamb, wes butters, vernon kay, chris moyles, fern cotton, zane lowe, pete tong, nick grimshaw, jo wiley etc.
westwood is pretty good if you are into hip hop.
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connor, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:18,
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westwood is shit if you're into hiphop
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mookay immune to icons since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:13,
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wow
you must know a lot about hip hop. if only i knew about hip hop too.
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connor, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:42,
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well aren't you a sarcastic cunt
*gives you a biscuit*
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mookay immune to icons since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:54,
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I suspect this is lost on him though, Rob ;)
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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:18,
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he doesn't really bother me tbh
at least he is a character. Just don't take him so fucking seriously, he hardly takes himself seriously.
No matter who you are, or what you do, there will be people out there calling you a cunt and wanting to knock you down. It's life.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:34,
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I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his teeth were on fire...
utter utter cunt!
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:58,
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white people act like this
and black people act like this
how dare tim westwood speak like a black person!
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:31, Reply)
I'm not saying I like Westwood
But couldn't that interviewer find anything to ask him that hasn't been asked repeatedly over the past 30 years?
And yeah, expecting him to behave a certain way because of his background is basically bigoted.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:10, Reply)
Arm fall off boy - worst superhero EVER.
he can detach his arm and beat people with it. WTF!
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:13, Reply)
bwahaha
That guy is gonna take home Infectious Lass??? what the fuck is he thinking?!!?!??!?
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Just Flange, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 8:02,
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ha!
that HAS to be fake.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:41,
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Hahaha
Good to see he's doing something new.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:57,
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tenuous link...
but a link to one of my fave webcomics... teen boat.
www.webcomicsnation.com/johngreen/teenboat/series.php
wins for the tagline "the angst of being a teen, the thrill of being a boat"
suitably stupid.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:15, Reply)
Clucking
NSFW
We're not fucking climbers, alright?
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:52,
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Ha ha ha!
I love it :) The man is a comedy genius :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:58,
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Aint seen mr pennis for ages!
click
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:13,
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well spotted!
went to Brimham rocks couple weeks ago, twas a nice day out. Not far from York which makes it really handy
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:34,
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Im a big scardy so dont climb the things but take photos when i go up
I did how ever slip on a rock at ground level once
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Jorvic, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:36,
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I love strutter,
never catch it always though.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:21,
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Bloons Tower Defence 3
I love the Bloons TD games. And this is the latest one - It's a great way to waste a coupla hours.
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:43,
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Link direct to a pdf ^^ What the scanner saw...
Check out page 19 of the report (page 11 of the pdf) for an embarrasing item scanned. Amazing it got into the annual accounts.
If you scroll down to see it, it may be NSFW it somebody is particularly eagle eyed.
(http://www.bhx.co.uk/page.aspx?type=T0NaZj9WNoU=&id=BTM7+ZaXNRs=)
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Schrodinger, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:15,
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You've lost me....
Edit: *spots* Arf!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:22,
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Download the pdf
and go to page 19 (numbers at the bottom of the report pages); look at the picture of the scans.
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Schrodinger, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:28,
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Hahahaha
Very good.
It's Page 19 of the document, not of the PDF (11 of the PDF)
When will somebody invent a PDF that has page numbers which actually match those of the document!?
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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:22,
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No way!
That's not....It can't be....It looks like ...Shirley not...Someone tried to take tweezers and nail clippers on a plane? The fools!
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bobzarkoff, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:23,
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Yeah.
Well done for reading The Register on Monday (or possibly the NOTW on Sunday).
www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/06/brum_airport_shocker/
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finnbar has officially retired, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 9:28,
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hahah
i wasn't expecting that
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:42,
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The pictures aren't loading for me.
Can someone post a screenshot, please?
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Bob Todd whee, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 23:10,
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Walking out to the tip of an aircraft wing in flight...
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:12,
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When..
..The word Ogrish appeared I thought something awful was going to happen to him...
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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:24,
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Hahaha
You have to ring the bell when you want to get off at your stop!
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:29,
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Yup
Pay extra with Ryanair now if you want to get off at the terminus.
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:54,
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What a clever person..
But still wanted him to get sliced in two bt the aircrafts tail
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:15,
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There was an old man who used to live down my road..
who did this in WWII to put out the fire on the wing of his Lancaster. He had no parachute. Got a VC. Top man.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:05, Reply)
Ehehehahahahahahahaha!
Oh, this made me happy.
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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:56,
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US get people to vote by making famous people talk to them thing.
Don't normally like these things, but this one got a couple of chuckles out of me
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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:21,
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I DO NOT VOTE BECAUSE TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE TOLD ME NOT TO LISTEN TO CELEBRITIES WHO TELL ME TO VOTE
EVERYONE ELSE IS SHEEPLE
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:30, Reply)
But if you're stupid enough not to know the importance of voting
then you're clearly stupid enough to be swayed by some BIG RICH FAMOUS PEOPLE telling you it's a good idea, and if you vote then you might become BIG RICH AND FAMOUS. or something...
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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:34,
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I only listened to the first part, where they told me not to vote.
It got repetitive after that so I switched off.
I hope I didn't miss anything important.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:38,
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Do you need to register to vote?
You think they would've mentioned that point!!!
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:44,
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THIS IS TRUE THE LAST TIME I VOTED I DID BECOME RICH AND FAMOUS FOR A WHILE
BUT THE PEOPLE WHO DO SOUTH PARK TOLD ME NOT TO VOTE AND I DO NOT WANT TO LOOK RIDICULOUS IN FRONT OF THEM IN CASE THEY SPEAR ME WITH THEIR RAPIER-LIKE WIT
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:06, Reply)
I quite liked that actually!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:32,
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i spent most of that
wishing i could yell at them "im not american" then realising that what a retareded thing to say. which made me hate them
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:44, Reply)
I can't listen to Leo Di'Caprio now
without being surprised that hes not talking in a Seeth Iffrikin accent...
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Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:09,
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Paris Hilton on David Letterman
I always though Letterman was a gurning twat. But this is brilliant.
Paris Hilton went on his show to promote her new fragrance. Apparently her agent had told Letterman "not to mention her time in jail" during the interview.
Watch and see. Hilarious.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:03, Reply)
hahahaha
bozz eyed bint. I love that he calls her "film star" not actress....
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:24,
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"is that someone you met in prison?"
Got a proper lol from me.
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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:32,
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Letterman...just dont f*** with the god of the chat show.
"i'll buy you a parakeet!" bird slag of Alcatraz....hAHHAHHAHHAHH
CLICK.
He did seem to lose a bit of his mojo after the heart bypass. he seems to be back on form.
HOORAY FOR daVE
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:55,
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Good for him for trying to take back the talk show circuit.
Recently it's just become an excuse to hawk celeb's products and to fuck with anything interesting.
That was absolutely fantastic.
I've a feeling her publicist royally pissed off Letterman.
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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:56,
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do you not think maybe
she is used to acting differently in the public eye? To say someone you don't even know is vacuous just goes to show how shallow you are tbh.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 21:52,
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Friday Night with Jonafan Woss
is ok at times. But his sickofantic (however the frum you spell it) fawning over movie stars gets my bile up.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:54,
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No I want a UK equivelant of Letterman
a funny, likeable host, at least an hour, commercial breaks, on from half eleven till half twelve in the morning with decent guests, comedic moments and decent music acts to come on and play one or two songs.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:21, Reply)
I watched a bit
A) He's a twat that tried to destroy Bill Hicks,
B) I didn't find it funny as they were trying to make her look stupid. She can do that for herself.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 19:55,
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Whats this Bill Hicks bollocks?
*thinks it maybe ghosties time of the month!!
:)
*edit..just read up on the Bill Hicks thing.
surely not Lettermans fault if the material was over the top for 90's Merka?
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:10,
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Long and the short really. Bill is a very poorly soul here. God bless the little dark poet.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 20:23,
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^this
it was like watching him read from a script.
I thought she did ok, she answered the closed questions as shortly as she could, tried to keep the tone even, then eventually just stated she didn't want to talk about it.
I'm not a fan of her, and i don't think celebrity is her thing but this is just 8minutes that non of us will ever get back.
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:27,
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super rich, uber famous, dumb as a spoon, her entire lifespan is a waste of time/space
...so why not take the piss?
even if he did have a script,,,do you think for one iota of a millisecond he would have needed it. He could at the very least , have just sat there saying nothing. The viewer would have got the point.
She is a pointless pile of mostly water
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 4:38,
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Exactly.
I would've been insulted if he had faked an interest in her fucking perfume.
I can't believe anyone could defend her. Famous for a sex tape and shallow materialism. She's everything that's disgustingly wrong with celebrity culture and the worship of the same.
(, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:15, Reply)
Nice one
.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:03,
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Merkins get hysterical over baby doll which spouts Islamic
rhetoric.
it's Fox News, naturally
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:16,
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*sigh*
My god Islam shall kill us all! Islam is the light obviously says Satan is the king.
Maybe the second desciple of Alah wants a smoke.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:22,
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Gah!
'scuse the threadjack:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post266064
Tell us why your username is what it is.
Ta!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:36,
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mine's from Twin Peaks
there was a character called Log Lady who carried around a log which she had a psychic link with.
THe log would help her see visions like who killed Laura Palmer.
Here she be - she's ace
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=36aONSPSlMo&NR=1
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:10,
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wtf?
What was that about satan?!
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:14,
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needs more civil war or i won't give a fuck.
burn baby burn.
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postbear has metal knees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:20,
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This is brilliant: Cat Timelapse
Cats are so annoying haha
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:49,
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Mine aren't allowed in my bedroom
But they hate it and spend all night scratching at the door. Last night I swear from the noise they were making they had found some tools and were either unscrewing the hinges or burrowing underneath.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:57,
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Nooo!
My roof's paper thin, I can hear them jumping around it chasing squirrels at night. Not as creepy as the weird scratching noises that seem to come from my walls though.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:01, Reply)
Our Tiddles sleeps between us
And occasional stuffs her paw up my nose if she needs more space.
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Monty Propps, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:30,
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Hahahahahahaha!
That really was brilliant. the poor thing never sleeps for more than 3 minutes at a time.
(, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:07, Reply)
Cats are sh1t! FACT-O-MONDO!
And Dog Time lapse Wins! That's another FACT!
www.metacafe.com/watch/404506/funny_time_lapse_of_dog_destroying_toy/
(if only that toy was a cat)
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Darklord, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:13,
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Hahaaha
That's funny as fuck. Obviously a rookie can as it hasn't employed the, 'You part your legs. This is where I shall sleep.' tactic.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:18,
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aww
you can tell when the cat wants him to wake up, you can almost hear the jackhammer like purring
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weaver., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:23,
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8am
Wake up and feed me Wake up and feed me Wake up and feed me Wake up and feed me Wake up and feed me Wake up and feed me Wake up and feed me Wake up and feed me Wake up and feed me Wake up and feed me Wake up and feed me
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:25,
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I think it may be just me but I think this is comic genius!
And yes. You will need to watch an hour of telly.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:45,
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Dear me!
58' of comic genius!!??
Could you give me the times of the 3 most comic genius moments to save me a little bit of effort please ?
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zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:51,
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The phrase.
Chopping like Keith Richards at a party wins it for me:D
EDIT: Yes.
The 3.14 from Ravenglass.
The 4.47 from Winkie Dinkie.
And the 5.12 from Camelflange.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:09,
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I watched that last night,
They are wonderful arent they :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:55,
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"Bangkok Ladyboys - Fascinating Creatures, Looks like a Lady but really, it's a Man! -
- I don't find them attractive, it's just confusing!" :-)
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Darklord, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:07,
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Ha ha
There's an AA sign on the way into Leeds at the moment: "Ladyboys of Bangkok".
CASHBACK.
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:22,
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he who runs around airport naked
is going to Bangkok
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 15:28,
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