probably was very cold, and might even snapped a leg or 2 :(
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:17, Reply)
However, I would like to see these animals skydiving (in order of preferance):
- Giraffe
- Spider monkey
- Viper
- Whelk (or barnacle, if whelk unavailable)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:13, Reply)
I hope someone identifies him and puts his details on the net so he can get bum raped by animal lovers everywhere
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:30, Reply)
Just discovered huge amounts of video of bored army guys, from the Iraq war mainly, doing funny dances and silly gay stuff on Youtube, yeh I'm sure a lot of it's GC, but man, is it funny!
I love both of these and have favourited them, the first is a guy who seriously worries his mate by knowing all the words to Barbie Girl and this: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uezJfTG9ELI
is guys trying to do secret booty dances behind their buddies to the tune of Peanut Butter Jelly Time, both had me LMAO!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:52, Reply)
come on, theyre all gayer than elton john in bed with elvis.
its why they join, to get away from their wives so they can make bum gravey in the "officers mess".
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:26, Reply)
Can't believe they are remaking this classic from 1951.. with Keanu Reeves of all people.. the original was a warning about the future of the planet and its growing Nuclear arsenal.. wasn't it?
Anyway, as usual for me, heard a song, thought of this movie, and made a mash up.. the special effects back then must have been mind blowing.
Should you come face to face with Gort the Robot, telling him "Klaatu Barada Nikto" will stop his mischief.
Track is from Cicada "Falling Rocket" (I think that's what its called anyway)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:31, Reply)
went nicely with the film. i got so angry when i heard they are gonna remake it. WHY? i hate hollywood...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:34, Reply)

We've done more stuff for Jibjab. That's Me + Dave. Team Newsletter.
Please check them out coz I really rather like them, but sadly the jibjab site appears to have fuck all bandwidth. Ho hum.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:25, Reply)
*shudders at remembering having to record about 50 takes of the word "development" for a project*
The client was lovely, though - just in case they're reading ;)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:06, Reply)
www.cameravan.com
This thing must have been so fuckin expensive to make.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:23, Reply)
made in 5 minutes...because we had to...quick and rough, like my mum.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:11, Reply)
You can just visualize his campaign team with their heads in their hands
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:26, Reply)
You may not recognise the name......but you must all know the tune!
Batman,
Batman,
Batman,
Na-na-na-na-na-nananana!
Batman!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:00, Reply)
And PART THREE is worth a look...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:47, Reply)
that this WAS Russell Brand.
Oh, I remember this program. How on earth did it get made? What were they thinking in the meeting? It was the most legendarily banal thing i ever watched.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:09, Reply)
I went to school with him, and I was in the crowd when he played his gig at school. It was hilarious, luckily someone pulled the plug half way through and all of the sound cut out.
Quorn Rawlins school FTW!!!!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:24, Reply)
A classic product of the eighties; loved it at the time and it's still watchable now. He was a prophet; a man years ahead of his time.
There are some good interviews online taken with him in the last year with his recollections of making the series and what he thinks about seeing it now. Well worth checking out.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:05, Reply)
here's a link to it's myspace page:
profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=51804138
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:38, Reply)
They're probably saying 'kill your parents', haven't noticed it yet.
This was an old video I found on my harddrive yesterday, just realised I hadn't shown it to you lot yet :)
Oh and stay tuned, my new (partly) typographical videoclip is nearing completion! (will post it on youtube, and here, tomorrow I think)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:38, Reply)
Episode ye Tenth: Samuel Pepys versus ye creditte crunche
"M. Duck presentes a cautionary tale on ye dangers of unholy and incautious liv'ng in ye reign of GOODE King Charles II"

October 1st: Spent myne final groat pleasuring Scabby Sally of Shoreditch afore realis'ng that much of our carous'ng had been on ye tab, and neither Newton nor myselfe have a penny to our names. Several large fellows from ye tavern gave me such gd advice to whit: Paye up by Friday or my manhoode will be cutte off and thrust where ye sun doth not shine.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:23, Reply)
Pfffft what a line!
Pure gold there sirrah, will you be doing more?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:42, Reply)
I am supposed to be writing a book of Ye Loste Diaries of S. Pepys. It has taken me a year, and I've only done January.
If any passing book publishers would like to furnish me with a six-figure advance to hurry this project along, I am open to offers.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:44, Reply)
You've made me write some more:
February 1st 1660: A new day and a new month, and I find myself bowk'ng rich, brown vomit all over My Lord Downing.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:21, Reply)
Look! I can show you the scars to prove it too!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:20, Reply)
I no it's failblog, I no it's old, but its too damn funny
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:16, Reply)
however people who skateboard with headphones on deserve a good bollock spanging
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:57, Reply)
I woudln'y bother with elbow pads and that, but I'd definitely have a massive big sheet of ball-armour (Presumably you can buy this from good stockists, if not: it's mine and I'm taking it to Dragons Den).
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 13:45, Reply)
He thought he could make a frog Jesus. A short film.
www.frogjesus.com

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:13, Reply)
between frog Christians and frog Muslims?
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:53, Reply)
it is a little known fact that frog muslims have been around long enough for that :)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, Reply)
interesting documentary on iplayer. starts off a bit slowly (stating some vague/obvious shit) though the conclusion is good. it basically states we are all fucked (and why the economy just went tits up) and there is nothing we can do about it. i would recommend you watch it.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 5:02, Reply)
Will have to get my proxy fix implemented, as the BBC have changed the mechanism once again. For those interested in the old way it worked take a looksy here www.darkedges.com/bbc/
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 6:56, Reply)
... was just watching the presidencial debate on CNN it had finished and then saw this ... looks familiar ....
Hope the guy got paid ....
Maybe have to be quick to get it so here's a screen shot ...

(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:57, Reply)
'making the email rounds', so they may not have stole it directly from b3ta. Still, cheeky buggers.
edit: could you trim the image down slightly too. It's a bit big.
Try this
www.b3tards.com/u/4e9c9e427c4d52f871cc/queen.jpg
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 9:53, Reply)
its /links.. which links us to large videos etc..., one little pic isnt going to matter that much :)
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:30, Reply)
you know, where someone makes a series of traps and sets the ball rolling.. one of those, very lully
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 3:50, Reply)
no space left on my ftp so maxi-shit quality mp3.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:39, Reply)
Bloke in car stopped by cows. Commentary ensues.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:57, Reply)
but i liked that.
i think i just like Scottish people swearing.
and cows obviously
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:08, Reply)
Get out of your car and shoo them back.
He was lucky some of that other herd didn't come over the fence.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:51, Reply)
What's wrong with giving 'em a serious wee nudge?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 1:13, Reply)
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