Send emails after you die!
This is a site that will send out an email in the event that you die, or something of the sort. It sends you emails to make sure you're still alive, and in the event that you don't respond after a few tries, it will send out your death note.
Sounds very useful...
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:06, Reply)
Sounds a bit flawed to me
My mailbox goes down for a few days and suddenly everyone think's that I've snuffed it.
Either that or I go on holiday and forget to switch it off!
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:10, Reply)
Mental goes for 10k with pool cue
Bluetoothed to me this evening and duly uploaded to YouTube. Semi naked mental goes for a bike ride halfway through a game of pool.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:53, Reply)
$500 ethernet cable
This cable is quite possibly the best cable ever made by man.
(check the comments section - they're pretty good)
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:06, Reply)
hahaha! :D
Not seen this before, the reviews are fantastic!
I like "When I first came across this product on Amazon I wasn't sure if it would do the job, but I trust the Denon name so I took a chance, and it totally paid off!
First off, let me make it clear: I'm not really that into music. I know a lot of people like the way it sounds in their ears, and that's fine for them. They can dance around like idiots and sing to themselves all they want (it's still a free country last time I checked), but it just doesn't do anything for me. My neighbor, though, he's a real audiophile. In fact, he listens to records all day, and many times all night. He also likes his music loud. So loud, in fact, that the bass makes the pictures on my walls rattle!
So, anyway, I got this item for him. As a matter of fact, I bought two! You see, these cables are really quite strong. Their braided coaxial construction gives them great tensile strength with the benefit of a small diameter. That, combined with the tough-as-nails DuraFlex outer sheathing, makes it very easy to tie into knots. And at 59" long, they are perfect for tying a Dead-wrist Bowline, a Spanish Throathitch, or even a Hong Kong Balls-lock! So anyway, these made restraining my neighbor a snap. The rough texture of the sheathing resulted in some wrist-abrasions, but was pretty easy to clean the blood from, so it wasn't too big a deal.
Also, Amazon's return policy made it super-easy to get my thousand dollars back when I was done (thanks Amazon!!!!). Now I just need to get a new liner for my trunk!"
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:36,
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You like Chris Morris, right?
Yeah, sure ya do.
Help fund his new film by clicking the link above.
You also get the chance to appear in it too.
To pledge your monies;
mail enquiries to: [email protected]
Ed: Click this so it gets on the poopula page, this is Mr Morris, you know it makes sensei.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:04,
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GIRRIM YA FOCKIN' MON-EY!
Ta ta.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:25,
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Ho hum..
www.cernpodcast.com/?p=43
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:25,
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Well, yes I know that.
Just wondering why that was the picture of choice.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:21, Reply)
He's very good mates with
that clever Prof Cox and got invited along. The CERN podcasts are rather interesting, I like the Eldon one too.
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moogy boobles, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:42,
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They're aright if it's someone interesting and intelligent
Otherwise it's all the same old clichés drummed out to a visitor who has their own agenda.
/cynic
Rather liked the Quentin Willson one.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:25, Reply)
So the wealthy Chris Morris
mates with the millionaire Steve Coogan
Can't scrape the money together? Ok.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:46,
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Zyliss Multipeeler
You will think its a p*ss-take at first, but NO! Hope you lot haven't seen already
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:39, Reply)
seen this on telly yeaterday
it's ace.
finally,i dont have to worry about excess peel on the contours of my potato.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:54, Reply)
Sky reveals designer Sky+HD boxes
Sky has unveiled a collection of designer Sky+HD boxes, featuring exclusive prints from four of the UK's most celebrated new designers.
Bloody ugly if you ask me!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:00,
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The look like poorly wrapped Christmas presents.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:42,
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desktop 3d printer
ronseal
wants soo much
need a big fukkin desk though
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:42, Reply)
You just want it to print out 3D cunts
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:49,
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Car manufacturers, amongst others, use them to make 3D models of prototype components.
I've watched them make an engine block like this, it brilliant :)
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:59,
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We have 2 massive ones in uni
that I used a lot last year. They're fucking ace. Expensive to use though. :(
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thiswasmyclone, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:52,
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zero punctuation
or naught punctuation. whatever
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:18,
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That was quality!
I do love him and so desperately want to steal his style for stuff
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:39,
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yes
im playing clear sky atm and i was nodding my way though that laughing my ass off
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:06, Reply)
OMFG LOL WTFBBQ!!!111!!!
The last few seconds of that review were among the funniest things I've seen on the internet....
....and I've seen Paul Daniels being racist on his blog.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:08,
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that was brilliant
I've been replaying the first Stalker and it does exactly that same crash! So much fun.
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somegreybloke, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:24,
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Fluff!!!!
Baby Red Squirrel video on the BBC website....
edit: Anyone know what the music is? I have been trying to track it down for bloody ages!!!!
edit 2: I have found out what the tune was using this handy free app:
www.wildbits.com/tunatic/
It identified the tune as "Animal Magic" by the Laurie Johnson Orchestra
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:43,
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It's the theme music from
Animal Magic. I have a copy somewhere...
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DogHorse plop, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:47,
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Thanks!
But I just found it using a handy application. See above..
Just seeing if there is an mp3 available somewhere, if not then I will be Gazing you!!
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:48,
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Get it while it's hot...
stablesound.co.uk/tvthemes/magic.mp3
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DogHorse plop, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:52,
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Thank you Sir!!!
Was listening to some of your stuff the other day...
the Menezes track and the one about Guantanamo Bay...Top Stuff!!
Oh and my Nutritionist mate loved the Gillian McKieth one!!
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:53,
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I can't quite remember how the Animal Magic theme goes at the moment.
My mind has substituted it with Call My Bluff.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:14,
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watching britains best dish last night
someone made squirrel pie.the female judge ran off to spit it out.
(hey,either that or paul o'grady)
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:06, Reply)
Red Squirrels, Grey Squirrels. who cares whar colour they are.
It's nothing a can of spray paint can't sort out.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:01, Reply)
Tony Rudd - Machadaynu (Remix)
probably as arcane as the fungus between my toes
the source is probably moar fun
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cMik9jlZDaY&feature=related
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:19,
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I think it's some sort of programming subroutine, like
10 OF all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine
20 END OF
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DogHorse plop, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:54,
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hahaha
why am I not allowed to click *I like this! ? :(
/rabidly presses space where button should be.
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 8:48,
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EDTV
NSFW
If you remember Ed's Furry guide to rock, then this is another clip from the same guys. Enjoy!
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theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:55,
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Haha!
Oh, man, I forgot all about these sketches. Great stuff. :D
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notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:01,
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thats not steve martin!
pulleeeeeeeease!
if you dont reply to this message a baby bear cub will die in heaven where you will not be going if you dont read this little girl haunts your nightmares and your mother will fart into your uncles elbow sub-ruotine alpha-beggar sub humanoid danger DANGER !!!!!!!"!£!!$
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 12:24, Reply)
Steve Martin PSA (store)
...since its martin-time... a little something from the good old days... before he started squandering his talent.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:45, Reply)
Speaking of which
Adult Swim have the rights to air Look Around You now. Let's hope they do a better a job at promoting than the beeb did.
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moogy boobles, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:57,
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I hope so
Along with Darkplace, this is one of my favourite British comedies ever
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:01, Reply)
I do find it most odd
that my favourite comedies most people in real life have never heard of. While I'm here did you see the Tarvu link I posted the other day?
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moogy boobles, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:07,
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I for one
was very pleased to see the return of tlentifini maarhaysu.
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moogy boobles, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:50,
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Noticed the Developer?
None other than Rob :)
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mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:54,
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The bastards at YouTube got rid of the video
But good god I love this. Anyone else a fan of Look Around You?
For those who haven't seen it, this was from the show called "Music 2000" where contestants had to show off what they thought music of the future would be like. This was The Rapping Song
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:30, Reply)
You mean this?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aR8qtxts1jY&fmt=18
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:38,
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50 reasons not to buy an iPhone
Just came across this.
Ok its over a year old now, but it did make me chuckle.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:22,
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Early Uptakers = Lemmings that try things out and enables prices to drop for the rest of us.
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Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:25,
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I hate the iPhone,
they all should be bashed up with jackhammers.
iPhone headphones do double up as crack pipes rofl
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:26,
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I know
someone who has one and he carries another phone around with him because the texting is crap FFS!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:28,
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I know its worse than my mum ans dad having a Sat Nav,
but still carry a map around in the car.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:29,
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Sat Nav?
Don't get me started.
What's wrong with a fucking map!!!!
/old bastard rant.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:33,
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I'm younger than you
So I still remember where I'm going.
*Runs very fast!*
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Monty Propps, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:37,
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If there is 50 reasons not to get an iphone
Then there must be 50,000 reasons not to get a Samsung Omnia (the phone I'm lumbered with for the next 18 months)
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Furness, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:07,
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Keep sending it back saying it's faulty
Battery lasts 4 hours. It won't send text messages. It keeps turning itself off. Eventually you'll ask for another phone and they'll give you one. A new phone that is.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:19,
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I've got one of them for the next 18 months too!
I hated it at first, but I quite like it now I'm getting used to it. Texting is fine, battery shit; and camera is uttter shit
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kfk I get all my everything right here, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:47,
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it's still the best phone ever
end of story.
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pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:15,
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it might not be the best phone ever
but I'm probably getting one for free from work soon, and with a plan with free data traffic and phone calls to basicly all networks available in sweden....
I'm not complaining
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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:53,
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Get in the back of the van
I made this!
This is quite hypnotic. it might get on your tits abit though. Im out of work again.
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swedemason another self-promoting cunt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:07,
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This is great!
Also just listened to your River Cottage turd tart. Fabby!!
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:20,
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You're right, it does get on my tits
I still despise your editing skillage.
What editing software and music software do you use?
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:24,
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i would also like to know that.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:37,
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I rather like that
Clicked
:o)
A little uncertain what the shouty police wants Richard E. Grant to do though.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:28,
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Read between the lines
You can clearly see that the police officer would like Richard to accompany him to the station. Richard would like to but has left his harmonica at home. The policeman is distraught.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:32,
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Aha!
Many thanks for the clarification on the specifics on their exchange.
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:37,
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That's great.
The words seem to disappear half way though like when you think about a word too long and suddenly can't spell it.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:34,
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Excellent :)
they are showing that most excellent film at my local cinema (East Finchley) if any body is interested:
www.phoenixcinema.co.uk/whats_on/
Sunday Rep
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:08,
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Awesome!
can you do something similar with this scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTrPZWdx2Fw) the bit where the guy says "intensify forward fire-power"?
I've been obsessing about this for years(really) but I lack any editing skills. pretty pathetic, I know. sorry.
(, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 15:06, Reply)
That's quite ace.
Is it a Lemmings tune in the background?
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:26,
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He bit you on the what??
01:33 is where it gets unintentionally funny....
SFW as uses GCSE Biology lanuguage
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:52,
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hahahah, "what's his name?"
"Happy!" :D :D
hahah, cockbiter ftw
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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:03,
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yes yes YES
This needs making into some sort of remix
I'd do it, but I have to make tea.....
edit - Swedemason (see link above) could do a perfect job methinks!
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gunkyfibbon ...acting his shoe size, not his age, since, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:17,
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WTF?
Is this serious or is this a joke? I just can't tell.
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Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 11:29,
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BBC's Old Computers Quiz!!!
Tesco Value Wood Sealant
edit: I scored 9/10
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Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 17:47,
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0 out of 10
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:02,
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8/10
memories memories!
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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:06,
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I had the Amstrad CPC 464
My uncle gave it to me when i was about 10 in 1995! haha
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:12, Reply)
OMG 10/10
and only 2 lucky guesses.
Sad.
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MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:29,
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6/10
I wrote my A-Level Computer Science project on a Beeb.
*sighs*
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:45, Reply)
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