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This is a link post Sachs' Revenge I made this!
Song I made.
(dannylharle, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy crap that's awesome
*clicks furiously*
 (I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice work my friend!!!
CLICKITY CLICK!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:55, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
wooyay!
 (I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 6:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolute genius

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post that's velly good
do you want a recording contract?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post absolute
genie arse..
 (unintendo rubbed another mans rhubarb, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Very Funny!!!
.......Clickety click.....
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me bandy, this is superb.
sounds strangely like a Pet Shop Boys song.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Brill!
Good work
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Good god
This needs to be on the radio itself!

Fucking excellent sir!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You are Adam Buxton AICMFP

(Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You are Leonard Bernstein AICMFP

(dannylharle, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 4:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Buxtastic
if this is in next weeks songs wars i would be somewhat surprised. mabee its a way to get into pirates of the carribean 4 though?
 (furey, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Did someone say Sachs solo?
...Genius! :D
 (Lord NAgasaki, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Beautifully Timed!
DIIIIIIIEEE!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 9 Nov 2008, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post oh my
this is a bit* good!!!


*bit = fucking superb!! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post *click*
effing Woo!
 (Farmer Brown home grown since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 8:03, Reply)
This is a link post Gay Zombies
Just seen this there. It's pretty damn funny.

Enjoy guys.
(JMX, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post choking has it's place....
but no.
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:06, Reply)
This is a link post You didn't predict that, Francis!
It doesn't embed, so you'll have to click
(Scary, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post His voice is almost hypnotically bland
Rory Bremner does a good impression of him
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zPIn-jdo24Q
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG haha!
I'm off to work in Sky News today, I'm sure this will be mentioned lots.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Tell him to get a suit that fits while you're there.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:03, Reply)
This is a link post Guinea pig bell trick
This is bloody adorable!
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Adorable?
It's a bloody concentration camp. With horrid jolly music.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post sarah palins
well her voice sounds like she is talking to the "poeple" at one of her rallys
 (tronicsupersonic declaring his love for noggin the nog since 1992, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:08, Reply)
This is a normal post aaarrrrgh that music
it's like a synthesiser with an abortion.
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Turn off the music, remove all the extra nonsense she's added. Just footage of a Guinea pig ringing a bell will do fine.
 (meat2veg hello!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 12:08, Reply)
This is a link post Includes SPIELBERG!!!
.....Started off good, then turned to SHIT!!!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Vote' is a weird word
But NEIL PATRICK HARRIS
 (__, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I want to vote for something on November 4th
Just to be popular with the Americans. Maybe on whether or not I should shave that day.
 (Cap'n, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:21, Reply)
This is a link post Exploding Pumpkin
Topical, Educational and Entertaining.

This is so right on more levels than it is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to do this,
but with fireworks, and it was better.
I'll try to find the clip.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:01, Reply)
This is a link post You have to wait (or skip until the song, half the way in)
The best version of Amazing Grace evah!!!

EDIT: Sorry guys. You need to follow the top link.

You need to skip 3/5ths the way in:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't work for some reason...
?
 (I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I've just seen
If you follow it to you tube it does though.
 (I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It works
if you click the link....
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post As I've said:P

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post terrible, now watch this:
and learn something.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA
 (I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, thank fuck I'm Jewish
right, now I just need to work on the other two... *butches up*
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you mean this section
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pz3z3hWtMVI#t=2m35s

I canz deep linkz in time, and I haz the codez.
 (I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooohhhh
You is uber!
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Simply
Not Funny
 (nee22 NL ExPat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:11, Reply)
This is a link post Dry ice bomb underwater
A bit of anticipation first....

I love the dull THUMP sound it makes. :)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:21, Reply)
This is a link post Chap stops a cat slobbing-out on his car
I can't decide if this is funny or cruel. Could you give me some moral guidance please? Please tell me this isn't GC.
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Cruel.
Anything dropped from that height is going to hurt. I hope the fucker dented his bonnet in.
 (I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post lol "oh noes.. some water hitted the cat"
diddums... serves it right for being a shit pet
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely right!
It's a well-known fact that every time someone stands outside in the rain the drops batter them to death.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post So, by that fantastic understanding of physics,
Jumping into, say, a pool of water belly-first won't hurt, because it's only made up of little drops?
 (I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
It will hurt because of water's virtual incompressibility allied with high surface tension and being in an enclosed space means it can't easily be displaced by a falling object. Falling water, on the other hand, has much lower surface tension and is not in an enclosed space. If you're having trouble getting your head around it, I recommend you adopt an empirical approach:

Simply get someone to piss on you from the top of a skyscraper and make a note of the level of pain it causes you.

Repeat the experiment, but this time throw yourself gut first from the skyscraper into a vat of piss in the car park below, and then compare the results.

Let us know how you get on.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Un-nice
It was probably a BBC celebrity presenter.

- That was a bloody good shot though :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I vote funny.
Because I laughed.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post i love cats but admit it, that was funny!

(I helped save b3ta! abaddon, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post this^

(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post terrible

(dannylharle, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny
But the twat could park his car better!!
 (Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post removed.
boo

edit: just put cat car into youtube search and you'll find copies :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post oh fucking great
the video has been removed by some massive gayer


cunts
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 6:36, Reply)
This is a link post Police dogs in action
Just.. WOW
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post much better than that silly police dog from earlier

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post TAKE THAT BACK?!
;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool
They should put an event like that in crufts, but have sausage dogs taking down toddlers.
 (Necroflange, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
+1
 (I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
that fucker's mental.
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm waiting for the day
Some poor bloke in a beige puffer jacket gets mauled to death by a police dog on his morning walk.

Are they only trained to attack people with duvets wrapped round their arms?
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post haha ^this^

(PieEater, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeebuz!!!
I dont want my german shepherd anymore.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
I love the Double Dog Attack (DDA, thats right, I made up a name for it) at the end!
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post We need to see TDA!

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Shoot the dog!
Shoot the fucking dog!
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post they
really don't look like policemen.
 (I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 13:52, Reply)
This is a link post Que? See Manuel's granddaughter's filthy towers! NSFW I made this!
Yes it's a bit spammy and very porny and you're all going to scream at me, but I did actually make this and I'm rather pleased with myself...

Georgina Baillie - Andrew Sachs' granddaughter who has famously slept with Russel Brand etc etc - in the buff.

She's quite hot IMHO.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You can fuck the fuck off

(__, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm....
Are you sure you are Paul Raymond?
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post back from the dead
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tits ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
well - I run the website.

Quite a bizarre career move for me, but it pays the bills and I get as much free porn as I can shake lots of sticks at.

Which is nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Shes going to make a packet out of all of this

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye,
She was horrendously outraged by the actions of Brand and Ross, and then sold her story the next day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:48, Reply)
This is a link post Evil Lyn & Skeletor Duet

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:01, Reply)
This is a link post A Halloween romance
London pop band Codavita's new music video, 'In Love With Fear'; perfect, humourous fodder for your Halloween celebrations - and fabulous pop and roll to boot. Enjoy!
(BerbaKeane, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 18:13, Reply)
This is a link post Stunt plane loses a wing
Fake, I think - but rather well done!
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah its fake
but very well done!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:30, Reply)
This is a link post David Attenborough on Britain
stumbled across this whilst looking for same David Attenborough narration to sooth my hangover. Sozz if posted before!
(JonnyWad, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post yay! I had completely forgotten about CassetteBoy
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post right
now find the video for this. as i cant. and its annoying me...
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That's
is corking.
 (Dr Frank, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 22:44, Reply)
This is a link post treadmill faceplant
ronseal

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
you gotta laugh at fatties attempting exercise, he probably won't try again now because of that.

1. Put on heavy weight clothing
2. Turn on treadmill
3. Mount treadmill
4. ? (Film Rocky Style Montage perhaps?)
5. Loose weight
6. Get sex
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post He obviously doesn't know about them.

(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 18:01, Reply)
This is a link post Masters of the Universe...
...on ice
(largoembargo ???, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post MOTHERFUCKING ORKO!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that looks awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post snarf!
I bet that's as camp as fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you're not mixing Thundercats and He-Man
Because they are completely different things and in no way similar to each other. They just both happen to feature gangs of muscular aliens locked in an endless battle of good and evil, with small irritating comedy relief sidekicks.
 (Necroflange, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post oh yes, right you are
I was indeed getting them mixed up. But I still think Heman is a gayuns and Skeletor is a gayuns on his last legs of battling aids.


Edit: Sorry, it's been a long day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post And lion-o is the all man?
When ever things got heavy. "must call other..........thundercats".
 (I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
noone who wears spandex is "all man".
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Muscle Marys Of The Universe

(Necroflange, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft! That would have been a better name for the cartoon
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pazGnLUDxmw

Edit: No idea why I posted that link I can't understand a word of it
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post In the titles of He-Man
It says that summoning the power of Greyskull gives him "Fabulous powers" - I kid you not.

Says it all really.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 20:50, Reply)
This is a link post Amazing pumpkin carvings
Fan-bleedin'-tastic, thats all I can say.

This one's my fave:
www.tagyerit.com/pumpkin_pinhead.htm
 (Fiddlers Elbow says the world will end on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post S'not as good as mine :D



::EDIT::
Anyone got a really good face shot of Edward Scissorhands?
Theres not one on www.dvdbeaver.com/film/compare.htm#e i looked :( I need it for friday so i can get make up right, but cant find any decent ones myself :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that
I've done three so far and they are all rubbish.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you :)

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post That *is* very cute
and has the advantage that you can eat your pussy when you're finished with it.
 (Fiddlers Elbow says the world will end on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Eeeeee! *claps hands*
I love Pinhead, I do. Saw Hellraiser for the first time a few weeks ago, since seen 4 sequels...of varying quality.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post this is mine a self portrait



made him last night
 (slimey slug, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post that sir is bill!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post who's bill?

(slimey slug, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ack
brill.. my umm brain keyboard is broken....
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ahh its really easy to do too
the actual carving took about 15 minutes all i do is highlight parts on photoshop then print it. stick the print on the pumpkin and prick out the pattern with a pin. then cut it all out with a junior hacksaw blade. BOSH pumpkin done, easy.
 (slimey slug, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:11, Reply)

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