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Dog saves road-injured dog
Brought a lump to my throat this did...
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:38,
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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOG?
I need to know! Does anyone speak foreign?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:42,
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well it rescues the dead carcass :)
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Lord_Munkee, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:43,
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Did he survive?
the other dog I mean..
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Sabbie was bored until, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:43,
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i doubt it
sadly...
still pretty heart wrenching stuff though.
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JonothanCainer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:15,
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Woo,
Sad, but splendid at the same time.
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MAD ADE I feel old all of a sudden, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:44,
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are you sure he's not humping the other dog?
looks a little like it
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londoner, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:05,
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who said students were timewasters?
impressive 17, 000 pin mario mosaic
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get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:22,
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I'll give him a fiver for it.
*clicks*
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:25,
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I like it!
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Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:31,
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Junior Marvin - Police & Thieves
Description, people!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:24,
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^oops thanx bld.
:D
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:26,
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sup blud?
bwahd!
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JonothanCainer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:20,
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Blud. word.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:21,
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Good one......but I prefer....
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uCJRkUrY_yM
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Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:47,
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It's good but it's not the one.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:50,
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fucking classic i love this tune
but to really appreciate it it needs to be blasting out from unfeasibly loud humongous chipboard speakers
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:45,
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Make your own safety signs
Actually a lot more fun than you'd think............. Maybe i'm just easily entertained.

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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:14,
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Darklord, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:24,
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:35,
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Really?
Oh bollocks! the filter said no!
*scurries off with head hung low*
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:40,
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Only joking poppet!
don't go! Noooooooooooooo!
*feels bad*
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:41,
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Ah ok then
*scuttles back with head held high*
Yay me!
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Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:45,
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Monty Propps, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:45,
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I am much cleverer
with a couple of ciders in me! And louder. Or gluhwein for that matter
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:48,
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Likewise
I also become a much better dancer, and inordinately more handsome. What an amazing drink!
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:57,
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...

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braindrop, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:49,
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now you tell me
*stops trying
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The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:23,
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Clearly you need to watch Shortbus.
It's all about flexibility and angling.
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Cap'n, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 1:44,
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Only if it's still attached
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6586879.stm
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Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:10,
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So much you know...
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..wil, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 0:18,
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Flash_Bastard, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 23:37,
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:08,
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Last one...

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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:58,
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oh well

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Halfy By light alone, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 20:57,
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Gears Of War armour and Lancer rifle
from Nightmare studios

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Lord_Munkee, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:47,
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spiffy
Baird is so gay.
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:52,
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that's
a fucking good render
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thiswasmyclone, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:48,
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Zero Punctuation - Mirror's Edge
That time of week again...
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Mark- lurking since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:28,
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I love this guy :-)
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:38,
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Sweeeet
As always.
Also, Eve looks stunning! I don't have enough spare lifetimes to play online things like that but, wow, it does look purdy.
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zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:53,
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ive played it lots.. its shit
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Lord_Munkee, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:54,
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Pity this game didn't fully deliver.
Love the graphics though!
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KnackerDwarf, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:51,
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...wires up my dick!
got to hand it to him for some choice phrases.
ps any of you reprobates play xbox cod waw?
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Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:52,
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I do mate
PM me your gamertag if you fancy a game.
I only play hardcore tho as the normal mode is cack.
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Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:07,
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so he has stolen charlie brookers way of speaking and the graphics from his tv show opening title
and that's ok with the internet seemingly. fucking internet.
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connor, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:01,
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well he does cite him as his major inspiration
and if he's just copying Charlie Brooker, then Charlie's just copying Mark Kermode whos ranted about movies for years. And he probably copied his ranting from some random fucker ranting about something down the pub. It's ranting, not plagerism, you numpty.
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iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:17,
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i think the link between mark kermode and charlie brooker is pretty tenuous
zero punctuation is mildy amusing it's just a shame that some people probably don't realize connection. i'm guessing he makes a living out of it now as well.
as for pre-brooker brooker style presenters. i know there are a few but i'm struggling to name them at the mo.
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connor, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:46,
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victor lewis smith
I'm always reminded of when I hear Charlie speak
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rob, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:50,
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^This^
VLS is the mother of them all.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:54,
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^this
and Alexei Sayle's comedic performances kind of remind me a bit of it, before he gets REALLY angry.
And to bring up the Kermode, there is definatly simalarites between the two, if you've ever heard the radio show he's been doing since the late 90's you'll bear witness to some insightful yet unremosrseful rants.
To me, there's three class ranters of commercial art going about right now. Charlie Brooker - TV, Mark Kermode - Film, Zero Punctuation - Games. All we need is someone to get all riled up about music and we've got a full house.
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iainhasaface is freezing, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:26,
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wha?
charlie brooker invented ranting now?
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Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:15,
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It's ok to copy other people
as long as those people also copied other people
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gronkpan, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:44,
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ace
as per
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:31,
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X Factor with subtitles
Is this from this year?
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:09,
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haha
she's bloody awful
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:11,
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Someone in X Factor isn't actually that good at all!
News at Ten :D
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:16,
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Good lord
I thought she was singing an REM song for a moment.
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Monty Propps, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:18,
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Yes, that's this year and she's tipped to win
because she's 'kookie' and 'quirky'
It's all a pile of donkey poo actually but we watch it because one of sons (almost 11) has a massive crush on Cheryl Cole. He's already dropped hints that he wants the Girls Aloud DVD - 'No, I don't Mum!' while furiously blushing bright red....
Heeheeheehee!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:30,
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That's your excuse.
I bet you're secretly ogling Simon Cowell ;)
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:35,
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Of course!
I love a man who knows how to wear trousers properly - none of this hanging around your backside lark! No! Get those slacks right up under your armpits.
Cor!
*may contain elements of untruth
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:37,
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Hahaha!
Slacks!
Not a word you hear very often!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:40,
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^ This!
My mum always took me to get "new slacks for school"
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Monty Propps, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:43,
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Slacks are worn
by men of a certain generation....
;)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:49,
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*shakes walking stick at cheeky youngster*
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:52,
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Now, I love it when you two are on.
It makes me feel young, as when the world was new*
*Opened packet of Pringles to who gets the reference first.
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Monty Propps, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:56,
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KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:03,
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*Spits in tub*
There you go! ;)
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Monty Propps, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:05,
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Jeffrey Fourmile?
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Monty Propps, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:53,
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Christ,
even I had to google that.
You've been lying about your age again haven't you? ;)
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:56,
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It's George and Mildred!!!!
I can't believe you had to Google it.
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Monty Propps, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:57,
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I wasn't allowed to watch
ITV. ;(
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:02,
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Really?
In later years did you compensate by watching Kitt Curran?
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Monty Propps, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:06,
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More of a WKRP fan.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:11,
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Remember Alice?
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Monty Propps, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:15,
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*blank look*
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:16,
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I saw the teatime repeats on the spanking new Channel Four at teatime
Before you say anything:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BADIR64_QYY
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Monty Propps, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:22,
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not trying to get parent raged
but maybe he's just gay?
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:56,
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I agree with your son
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:02,
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Is she the finalist?
Jeebus - she sounds like the chick from the Cranberries crossed with Kenneth Williams.
Dear oh dear.
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:37,
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that
makes me do a sex wee...
that wins the internets over and over again...i LOVE you
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DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:38,
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Hahaha thats fantastic.
I want to hit her in the face with a brick. Tone deaf Sandy Shaw wannabe
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:40,
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My God
she is worse than I thought
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Flash_Bastard, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:44,
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Agreed.
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Poodles! MCCCXXXVII, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:24,
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Why is she still on it?
twat had a throat condition i cannot spell, laringytis or somethin. She is fucked up. some bird at my workplace likes her. everyone else hates her. And why, this week, did Britany Spears pretend to sing. she fuckin mimed. Last week, whoever it was, they mimed too. When girls aloud sang, they mimed. ITS A FUCKIN SINGIN COMPETITION, the ones who have made it fuckin mime!!!
Sorry.
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goonbreath, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:52,
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ARGH.
She pushes the same buttons as Peaches Geldof.
I want to kill her stupid pixie squirrel-face with a fucking mallet.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 11:23,
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I know the original has been seen before
but this had me spitting tea.
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thiswasmyclone, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:08,
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Epic
and nice twist - haven't seen that one in the book before...
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Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:16,
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NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:00,
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No worse than Asda own brand cider.
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Monty Propps, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:22,
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That made
me sick up a little. :(
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:31,
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Well you shouldn't have been drinking piss then!!!
Oh, you mean the video...
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:46,
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What a fucking
Cock for brains
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KnackerDwarf, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 17:53,
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A better question than "why is he drinking from a urinal"
is, "what the hell are those costume people in the background all about?"
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Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:12,
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This is why....
Rugby players are cunts.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:16,
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Cunts of the highest order...
Clusterfucking twats
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:24,
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The Housing Bubble Song
I made this!
A musical commentary on the current real estate situation in the U.S of A. I wrote and performed the song and a colleague animated it.
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blimp66, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:28,
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I like that!
Very nice
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zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:40,
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# Episode #3: I Secretly Audiotaped my Roommates for the last 6 Months...
...then animated.
i went crazy posting these when i first signed up here... just realized that i never did post this last one.
The Dancing "episode"
Edit: also the least entertaining one
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largoembargo ???, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:54,
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Bo Burnham...WITH A MUSIC VIDEO.
OH ITS FUNNY
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:53,
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*Genius*
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:06,
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He has better songs...
but still, this is good
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 19:51,
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The new Tom Lehrer
strikes again.
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Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 20:42,
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Nine year old wrote a book abou tdating
Nine years old and already a prick
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:52,
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Would that be this one that is still on the page?
www.b3ta.com/links/9_year_old_writes_book_of_dating_secrets
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:53,
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6 Differences
The most serene, surreal and melancholic game of spot the difference you'll ever play.
At first it seems to be a straightforward non-spectacular game...but stick with it for a few levels and mental, beautiful shit will start to happen.
Make sure you've got the sound on.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:31,
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it's been here before
but it's a brilliant game, i'm stuck on number 2 at the moment
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weaver., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:47,
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I play with a wierd but useful technique
I cross my eyes like I'm trying to see a Magic Eye picture in reverse. Then I just look for things that appear to not be "quite right". I find it works quite well! Am on level 4 now I think!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:34,
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Bugger
That doesn't work with the hand level, where things are mirrored!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:36,
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Yay...End
My eyes can rest again
That was good though!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:53,
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That's my trick too
it starts to hurt after a while...
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TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:46,
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Tilt Shift Video
BOUND to be GC but can't recall ever seeing a tilt shift vid before...
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zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:10,
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Glassius Cockius of a small degree . . .
But thoroughly impressive nonetheless.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:15,
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limp (glass) cock
there are a lot of half-hearted glass cocks going around these days. "a bit glassy, but enjoyable" etc.
I for one want to see a return of the big shouty, veiny GLASS COCKS!!
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Stocksie, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:14,
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Wow, love that track too.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:10,
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Its the Final Countdown
as sung on argentinian tv!
Cronica tv is as if the Sun had a tv station in the uk!
its amazingly terrible!
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Swany o¿o, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:57,
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Thats why
We smashed the fuck out the little bitches and took our sweet windy South Atlantic rock back off them.
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AngryCraig, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 18:03,
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Farting in the Ladies
NSFW
You may or may not be a fan of Mr. Nortons, but if you like a good fart gag, you'll have a good chuckle.
SFW with headphones on!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:51,
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haha you can't go wrong with a good fart gag
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:09,
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is this the fakest video ever made?
a "2 way mirror" in the bathroom?
live broadcast of a women coming out of toilets?
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largoembargo ???, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:19,
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The come out of toilets?????
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:22,
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I heard somewhere that he's gay.
Also.... 2-way mirror? Bollocks.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:05,
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Well of course it's fake
Did I say it was real? Shark, Bridge, Helicopter...?
That doesn't stop it being funny though!
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DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:09,
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Another large 1950's Image resource
Lobby cards, Posters, wallpaper. All from 50's scifi & fantasy movies. Follow the links on the index page :)

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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:11,
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Arrrghh
Agreed, good content!
But Hells Bells It's like someone freeze dried and preserved a website from 1997
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:15,
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yes
it has frontpage template written all over it :(
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funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:16,
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ultra fast scrolling text is ultra fast
But who cares, there's some awesome pics in there.
Thanks!
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:16,
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nice
*bookmarks*
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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 15:16,
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