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This is a link post bring back funky theme tunes !
top tappin good stuff :o
(swank, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:12, Reply)
This is a link post Mogwai
Mogwai Fear Satan

Skip to 6:10 for the loudest piece of music I've ever heard/felt (but you should listen to it all)
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post one of my favourite bands
ive got a live album doen in peel acres, and its in my top 20 of my favourite bands. when ever i hear them i instantly feel chilled out! great song as well!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw them in 2007 and my ears almost exploded.
Love 'em though.
 (I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:02, Reply)
This is a link post Perspective Scrolling I made this!
A little tutorial I did that explains the difficult task of perspective animation in Photoshop / ImageReady

Hope you all enjoy and bookmark if you do.
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post woo!
thank you!
duly bookmarked!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Bookmarked and clicked!

(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Great!
But CS3 simply allows you to make a regular scrolling anim, then apply a 3d perspective.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you :)
Kerlick
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 6:36, Reply)
This is a normal post chuffin 'ell YES :)
fantastic, and duly bookmarked - your tutorials on tinsel creation and general scrolling backgrounds have been used here frequently :)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice Tutorial
Thanks for sharing your expertise
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliance.
My god, you're ace.
 (I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:03, Reply)
This is a link post Proof that you can't polish a turd.
And draping semi naked women over it just causes them to have photoepileptic seizures.

Worst advert ever.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post load of shite
why do all 'hardcore' songs sound exactly the same? The 'remixes' seem to be just speeding up a chart song and adding an annoying bassline to it....DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

*fires revolver into head*
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's
the same reason as most other junk turns up, the people responsible are lazy AND stupid.
 (Benzyl, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure they have to be at a certain BPM
to be classed as "hardcore".

I think it's so the DJs can blend them seamlessly into each other when they're in a club. However, as you say they all sound the same anyway so that doesn't appear to be too much of a challenge.

One of the worst products of this ilk I've ever seen was "Happy Hardcore Live" or somesuch. What the fuck is the point of paying for a CD of a recording of a CD played in a club? It would be like me playing an album with a microphone next to the stereo speakers, repackaging and selling it on.
 (I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post if it was recorded live
then id assume it would include the mcs... which some people like to listen to for some reason.
 (A Hospital Carpark, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree with you about Hardcore remixes
But it's worth noting that not all genre remixes are crap. As an electro producer myself, I take pride in the fact that electro remixes (for the most part anyway) include some degree of originality and show some level of artistic skill in the remixer.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
Can I get a copy of your remix of Daft Punk - Harder Better Faster Stronger? Please? :)
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post why do all [insert modern genre of music that i dont like] sound the same?
yawwwn
 (A Hospital Carpark, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 2:30, Reply)
This is a normal post YES
I mean, as much as I gave up on Happy Hardcore when I stopped being 12, to suggest that all songs from any genre sound the same is pretty fucking stupid.

THAT'S WHY THEY'RE PART OF THAT GENRE.

Describe a genre of music and you'll come up with a list of reasons why all songs in that genre sound the same.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 3:28, Reply)
This is a normal post whats 'happy hardcore'?
im guessing that its the stuff chavs play at full blast in their vauxhall novas but i really have no idea what the genre is.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Luckily I'm on my sister's laptop
which is not only on dial up and has its mouse buttons the wrong way round, but also appears to have no speakers. I am going to assume this is a pile of shite though.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post has no speakers?
Well in that case the link is pure excellence in youtube form.
 (I helped save b3ta! giraffen, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
it's just as shit as your sister's laptop by the sounds of things
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:16, Reply)
This is a link post CDC on the royal institute christmas lectures I made this!

Please excuse the very quick editing but I'm off out but i thought you would enjoy some educational CDC... he did also fondle it but alas i think i missed it !
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that this years lectures?
I didn't bother to watch them as they sounded a bit boring. I prefer the whizzy bangy explodingy ones.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I missed them too
Did anyone see it this year and remember the intro?

It was a 3D spiral animation that pans out to reveal a big christmas tree?

Please let me know if it was - I designed and animated that, and they didn't give me any usage fees for it this year...
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post They only started yesterday
They're on everyday this week at 7:15pm on Channel 5 (?!) so you can check.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post A ha
Thank you very much
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:47, Reply)
This is a link post 1942

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This is a normal post less discription please!
is ulrika ka ka ka back and mark la ma 1950s grease ball back?

didnt sir bill of the bailey appear on this show at one point?

glad its back tho
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ka yes,
ma no- replaced with Dee, who at the very worst, has to be better than Will Self.
 (beemoh, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:28, Reply)
This is a link post The most beautiful picture of a city on a rainy day ever taken?
Just found it and wanted to share...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post A Vagabond?
/board in-joke blog
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post why is it always raining in your links?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ??

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry
/board injoke blog.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Tint it green...
And you could pretend to be playing L4D after beeing gotten by a Boomer.

nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Manchester?
Must been, its raining
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ok...
could be much better though, focus is too sharp on the rainy window for my liking, it draws your eye away from the scene.
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:50, Reply)
This is a link post I want this so hard...
...it hurts...

(*EDIT*: It's a bit old, so I'm sorry if it's glasscocx,but I've only just been sent it via myfacetubebook)
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Preview button is your friend
Touch preview button... she will like this

/edit: sweet vid, though, yeah?
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post They look like they've been down the local school fair and had their face painted

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I saw Garfield in that clip.
.
 (I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post That is SO fucking clever it hurts.
How does anyone find the time or equipment to make shit like this?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post if you believe what you read on the internets
then the guy who made this did every frame in photoshop
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That's really cruel.
Shut up.
 (theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post that's what it says in the youtube description
"All the effects were done frame by frame in Photoshop. The footage was edited in Adobe Premiere."

can't stop. won't stop. bad boy for life.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 3:38, Reply)
This is a link post Peter Pepper
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
 (I helped save b3ta! mazurka wants two's up on your mum., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
THEY LOOK LIKE COCKS!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear God.
No wonder they all turn to coke. You can just hear them after the director says "cut", muttering "what have I become?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post "what have I become?"
Rich. They are Australia's top earning entertainers (above Nicole Kidman, Russel Crowe, Kylie Minogue, AC-DC etc).

That is how fucked the world is.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post i would like to refer you to
www.b3ta.com/links/Quite_possibly_the_single_most_mindfucking_piece_of_childrens_programming_ever_created
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post "The Wiggles were named Business Review Weekly's top-earning Australian entertainers for four years in a row and earned AU$45 million in 2007.
They have earned seventeen gold, twelve platinum, three double-platinum, and ten multi-platinum awards for sales of over 17 million DVDs and four million CDs."

I could deal with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I've met the Wiggles twice
and they're fucking nice blokes.

At least 2 of them always come to Sydney kids hospital on Christmas day to see the kids and play songs.

They started off as a band called The Cockroaches.
 (I helped save b3ta! Beejay Proper old bastard, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post but..
i will still never forgive them for burning the images of those fucking puppets in my mind...You know the ones.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep I agree
They are nice blokes and for some reason they dont seem as creepy as your average childrens entertainer. For $45 Million a year I would run around in a skivvy dressed as a tit as well. Infact Id possibly do it for $40 Million.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 3:48, Reply)
This is a link post A Tribute to Woolworths - Basis of the Chav Economy!
It's a 'youtube hit' according to The Telegraph - www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4014626/Woolworths-Chav-tribute-is-Youtube-hit.html
(Chav In A Box? Was busy stealing your Vauxhall Nova on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Very good...
and you sig mentions a Vauxhall Nova...

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BtmqcGsuf0U
 (I helped save b3ta! Meglos -.-. ..- -. - ..-. .-.. .- .--. ..., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Should have been the xmas number one

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post yaya
thats mitch ben from the now show (radio 4) he is the shit and so is the now show
 (PaulGadd -, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, poor people

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Acclaimed? With 6000 views?
I think not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:14, Reply)
This is a link post Scenes that should have had the Wilhelm scream
We all love a bit of the Wilhelm scream. Nice montage of missed opportunities.

And if you're wondering what on earth I'm babbling on about, here

Lots of Youtube hits but preview say no, and I've just watched Star Wars so I'm in a Wilhelm mood.

Also, this is quite fun
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The Titanic
marvellous.
 (meat2veg hello!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post A sneaky Wilhelm or three might have made that terrible, terrible film watchable.
might...
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
i'm thinking the sex-in-a-car scene!
 (Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks for reminding me
im definitley gonna shoehorn one into my next film
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post nice one
i threw a wilhelm screm in when i made this video, can you hear it at 44s?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd5gkbUs_g8#t=0m39s
 (KnackerDwarf, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 20:37, Reply)
This is a link post Mashup - The Top 25 Songs from the US-Billboard
DJ Earworm did mix the best (or better: most popular) songs of this year into one video/track. Video, audio and tracklist are linked. Also DJ Skiefer did mix a video, which is a bit more Hip Hop...
 (Maik LangweileDich.net, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That was
Surprisingly good.
 (orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:21, Reply)
This is a link post How To Properly Slap A Woman
Instructions for better quality of life.
(otscho from heaven, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post All a bit mediocre, 'cept for the lines
which were pretty hilarious. Not nearly as good or informative as Dr. Rudi on the matter, though:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uPaZWM4bxrM
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post Celebrity Death Predictions for 2009
At this time of year, it's always good to think of roasting chestnuts on open fires, hanging shiny garland around paintings and eating figgy pudding.

But when you have done all that, perhaps you could turn your attention to what celebrities are likely to croak during 2009.

Who's it gonna be?
 (grim-rita, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Brucie.

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Bonus
How ironic, he'll never get his knighthood!
 (grim-rita, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Dead Celeb 2009
Please let it be Thatcher's year .... (not that I'd class her as celebrity but a lot would). Britains first grave with a red rope around it and doormen
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ill be waiting in that line
even if it takes me a year to get a go, it will be worth it! die you evil old troll!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:06, Reply)
This is a normal post jackie stewart
its a dead cert.
 (JonothanCainer, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post pleeeeeeeze pleeeeze pleeeeeze
let it be Thatch.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Patrick moore is long overdue

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post one of the Attenboroughs
mewst definitely.
 (UTB, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post If Dickie goes first it'll be hard to tell
he drinks so much he'll pickle himself, and it'll be hard to tell if he's dead
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 18:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Shane McGowan
Every Christmas is another reminder that he's keeled over many a time, yet woken up the next morning and lived to tell the tale
 (I helped save b3ta! jaymz, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf
this is pretty grim
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:22, Reply)
This is a link post Kitten battle

(lolwhites, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:22, Reply)
This is a link post The Peculiar Sci-fi Costumes of Dave T. Smith
Found on my image-searching travels.
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:21, Reply)
This is a link post Luigi's Ballad I made this!
So after my Mario Kart Song (The Bowser version) ended up going down quite well on the Tube of You I decided to follow it up with this little ditty about Luigis, all over the World.

Happy New Year you lovely little B3ta pups!
(Slurpy J, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the heartfelt looks at the end
*click*
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:41, Reply)
This is a link post How To Make Bacon Ice Cream

(Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 14:04, Reply)

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