Plant Feed
I made this!
Norman the house plant is helping with the watering
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Sheep!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:49,
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Yays as usual.
Only slightly spoilt by the Google ads appearing in the middle. Sadly I'm guessing this is just going to get worse as time goes by. Then you'll be able to buy You Tube Premium where you can pay not to have the adverts! I digress.
Woo Sir.
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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:34,
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Sorry about that
They annoy me too, I've been trying to turn them off
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Sheep!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:40,
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I don't see any google ads here or on the youtube page
You should get Adblock Plus (firefox plugin) it must be working a treat for me.
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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:51,
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I really don't understand
why people don't do this. The Internet suddenly becomes 100,000 times more user friendly. I *heart* Firefox + Adblock Plus.
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Mod Edit, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 18:46,
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Yes
There's a little button that you can click to stop annoying ads overlaid on videos. For some reason it doesn't turn them off at the moment though
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Sheep!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:50,
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Blimey,
I know I've said this before but you've surpassed yourself.
That is truly magical
and scientific.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:36,
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truly superb
one of your best, right there :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 14:48,
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maybe this is the most cliched idea ever, and i don't know anything...
but have you ever done, or considered doing a 'best of mashup' thing with a whole bunch of your animations as one short film?
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:22, Reply)
That's A Nice Idea
I always thought that lots of my shorts strung together gets a bit tiring, and boring... but that might have something to do with the fact that I've seen them so many times
I'll definitely consider it again though, thanks
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Sheep!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:36,
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Plantation work can be rough !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:49,
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this is full of wonder*.
and I would like to see al your "DIY Watering" solutions for all my watering needs, please.
*some horrible watering based pun of how full it is.
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arrangedletters, Thu 1 Jan 2009, 6:30,
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blimey
i need to learn me some of that computer 3d magic stuff
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mutated monty, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:24,
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Pug Puppy Triplets
Sorry for two in a row from the same site, but this was too cute not to post.
"Wanna go for a ride?"
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:30,
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I hope one day, you'll be able to slap people via the internet too
"A sorority girl bawls her eyes out after trying to make fire extinguisher snow angels and setting off the fire alarm"
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:11,
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Oh dear
What a spoilt melodramatic little 6 year old, trapped in an older girl's body
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:20, Reply)
I liked that
Firstly because the girl holding the camera is clearly pissing herself laughing, but mainly because the internet is full of videos of callous bastards doing unspeakable things to one another, but here's a girl who got caught out pulling a really basic college prank and is clearly devastated.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:45,
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I don't think it was even a prank
"I just wanted it to snow waaaaaaaaaaa"
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duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:47,
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It was all going really well
until they turned the lights on.
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WormuIus, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:11,
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A chat with your Mom (that's American for "Mum").
Worth the slow-ish intro.
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somegreybloke, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:02,
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Taking things out of context is a fantastic thing to do
I've clipped the video down to 20 seconds long, so I am choosing to not offer a description.
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gronkpan, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:00,
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top 100 christian quotes
I am really hoping most of these are fake.......
but I have a terrible terrible feeling they may not be
here's an example:
"Me and my husband is thinking about having a baby, but hestitate, because his brother (which we have no contact with whatsoever) is presumably gay. Might this affect the baby? Is there some precautions I can take, or some medicaments I can eat to make sure my child is pure? Thank you for your help, don't know what i'll do without you"
*sob*
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I think you mean "fundie" rather than christian
You see, fundamentalism doesn't actually need to be religious. There are even some quotes from atheist fundies on that site. Not many, i'll admit, but still a few.
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gronkpan, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:58,
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A WOMAN WITH A BRAIN YOU CAN’T TRUST!
I made this!
Moon-Gal meets the Queen of the She Vixens.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:35, Reply)
now, finally, is this the one with the much promised felching,
shitting & pissing scenes?
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:09, Reply)
Oh my God
that midget isn't really going to cut out Moon-Gal's brain is he?
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:36, Reply)
Darwin, Climbing Mount Improbable
stfu creationists. 8 parts to this particular lecture.
Probably GC but then I suck at /links
Edit: I've just noticed it's titled Dawkins not Darwins.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:24,
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Some more contemporary Dawkins
Found this the other day - his documentary called 'the enemies of reason'. (Is it just me or are his titles becoming more and more antagonistic?)
It's very good though - make sure you watch all of the parts.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyQ57X3YhH4
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:40,
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Coming soon
Richard Dawkins - The Terrorists of Truth
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:41,
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It's kind of sad really
the more time goes by, the more he exhibits the exact same behaviours that he decries.
(referring to your comment rather than the video)
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gronkpan, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:16,
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I know what you're saying,
but don't agree entirely.
I think it's quite hard to argue a case against it without sounding slightly vitriolic in the process.
He does always justify his argument with reason and evidence though, and readily accepts that what he understands through science is open to change.
The sad truth is, is that you need 'fundies' at either end of the scale to pull the middle ground one way or the other.
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:26,
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Personally I think the middle ground should stay in the middle
I mean, loud opinionated people are always more interesting to listen to (which is why they get so much attention), but I'd really prefer it if people didn't take things so seriously.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind and all that.
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gronkpan, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:40,
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I think Dawkins is at times rude and dismissive, but he is never dogmatic.
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Was going to say, Darwin is very dead methinks
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:40,
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Are there any creationists on b3ta?
Anyone?
Just curious, I don't really care what you believe. None of my business, really. Please, put your hand up if you're a creationist. Inquiring minds would like to know.
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gronkpan, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:55,
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No creationists on b3ta?
Nobody?
Far be it from me to suggest that an atheist just said "stfu" to some imaginary people.
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gronkpan, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:01,
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Katzenjammer arranged The Simpsons
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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:47,
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Holy Spirit possession + drum'n'bass par excellence
It's an old/GC concept, but I haven't seen a better one than this; the editing is fantastic.
Check out the scat from 1:00 onwards...
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custard, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:32,
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*clicks*
that is some awesome editing, I'd love to learn how to do this sort of stuff. Any ideas what Windows progs are upto the job?
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:54,
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excellent
1:44 did it for me
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:26,
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:-D
IT JUST DOES NOT GET ANY MORE AWESOME THAN THIS
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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 2:56,
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oo sorry repied to the worng bit
in answer to your question.
you could do it with windows movie make to be honest.
All you need is the source files, they are hardest to get. windows movie maker will cut, paste, speed up, slow down and reverse.
it's not the quickest but it's easy to use and produces what you want.
I use Adobe Premiere CS3 and it's a fucking nightmare to learn. I've also tried Final Cut pro. it has a learning curve that makes rocket science look like maths4mentals.
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:29,
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Agreed...
Final Cut and Premiere are programs apparently designed to hurt the user. I can recommend Vegas Video, stupid name, but powerful AND friendly. A bit like Aslan.
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THIS.
My new favourite YT video evar!
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duke rattlehead of the dudist church, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:35,
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"Baptazia"!
ferking brilliant!
This is newsletter-worthy if ever I saw it. Kerlick!
And why does anyone show their faith by having an eppy???
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 11:19, Reply)
same reason people show their love for DnB by having an eppy I would imagine (:
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:21, Reply)
Hahaha.
"Scat."
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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 14:35,
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This...
...is pretty much how I dance anyway. Right down to the falling over.
Does that mean I'm actually a christian?
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!!!!!111
that is the single most awesome thing i've ever seen!
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Kingtoke was shit at life on, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 2:34,
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I never get sick of laughing at god botherers. I bet god doesnt as well!
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"Check out the scat from 1.00 onwards"
Oh, that kind of scat. Disappointed.
(, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 14:35, Reply)
not funny, just sad
sounds like a good idea but is there really much left for those living in the uk to surrender to some namby-pamby dickhead wankers?
'duh, i loves livin here cos i dont hav to fink'
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I spend enough time on the M40 getting pissed off with tossers sitting in the middle lane, now they won't even hear me beep as I undertake them as they'll be asleep too.
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:33,
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Gaaaaaahhhhh!!!!11111eleven
This pisses me off so much.
You're absolutely right - even the last line sums it up perfectly without a hint of irony - "people will enjoy not having to think about it as much".
When you're in control of a ton of metal travelling at 60 mph, you should be thinking about everything that's going on around you all of the time. Relinquishing all responsibility to a computer is only ever going to make people worse drivers - they'll put so much faith into the technology that they'll forget to think about anything for themselves.
Treat people like morons and they'll behave like morons.
If this becomes compulsory, and there are LESS accidents because of it and not more - I'll shit in my hat and eat it.
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:31,
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This is extremely dangerous!
Perhaps I was told bollocks by an ex RCT instructor who taught me to drive, but the statutory speed limit may be exceeded for a short period on safety grounds IE overtaking and a few others such as making way for an emergency vehicle behind.
how can you accomodate that in one of these?
approximately:
"having assessed the road conditions and a sensible opportunity to overtake, you should select the gear with maximum acceleration for current speed, and complete the manoeuvre as quickly as possible, then resume driving at the indicated speed limit or whatever speed below this the driving conditions and your judgement of them dictates sensible" God he was a stiff upper lip type.
EDIT: the old boy was no nonsense "what can you see? how far can you see? are you confident you can bring your vehicle to a total stop at any unexpected event in the range you can see at the speed you are doing? slow down until you can dear boy."
I was taught to drive a car like it was an HGV in the old pre war style of momentum driving. So your fuel economy was brilliant, brakes are for coming to a halt and a momentary correction.
none of the "gears are for going, brakes are for slowing" shite that that HGV instructors now spout just so they get the test and leave a bunch of ungreen fuel wasters.
I was overtaking 60mph lorries and caravans in the outside lane on the M6 ex brum a few years ago and blue lights on a chase suddenly nearing up my bum, nowhere to tuck in, and I just blatted it to licence lost ( flat out in my old tricked up metro: 105? 110? ) until I could find a safe gap to pull in.
I must have been camera`d at least twice but a blue flashy behind probably counted as an exemption and I didnt get any paper nasties
I got a salute as I tucked in. (nice little gesture that I`d done my best)
If I had had one of those stupid things how useful would it have been?
dumb, dumb, dumb.
Yesterday got into a convo with an elderly couple at pub lunch, the lady has a Toyota Prius, she used to live in Africa and can fix landrovers and was defeated.
It wouldnt start after it stalled at a junction .
she felt mortified at calling the RAC.
They spotted it, the American market mod is now here, if the handbrake is off, it won`t start unless you depress the clutch to the floor even in neutral.
Apologies for length
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 13:23, Reply)
Speed limiting devices for cars...
I had one of those on my old Ford Granada which was built in 1989 - it's called "Cruise Control" - set a speed and the car won't exceed it.
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Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 12:32,
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This woman has bigger balls than any of the blokes here.
Account of a woman performing a c-section on herself.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 4:25,
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holy shit
that's pretty horrific. My balls just shriveled away after reading that.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:47,
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Parody or real thing?
Ultimate recycling for furniture and interior decorating!
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tubaman, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 3:55,
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I think the "As seen on Dragon's Den" bit is a clue to it's reality.
I'd love the aeroplane wing desk, but would have nowhere to put it.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 4:16,
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Never heard of Dragon's Den before!
Looks good, but like so many other things UK - Dragon's Den has not yet been a major topic of interest for us Merkins. Maybe something is in the works, according to Wiki.
There is a program here called "Everyday Edisons" that covers some of the same ideas about product design and development, but it is nowhere near as slick.
I did product design for about 25 years, so this sort of thing is of great interest!
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tubaman, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 5:07,
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Its pretty addictive viewing
There is an element of car crash telly as well by getting to see some of the horrific ideas some people think will make them millions.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 6:36,
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When I get a little time
I will look at some episodes - I don't generally like "Reality TV" kinds of things, but I am a big fan of Iron Chef, so go figure...!
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tubaman, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 6:47,
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'go figure'
they are words from the english language but what do they mean when placed together like that?
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 8:33, Reply)
I believe that it's
an idiomatic contraction of the phrase "go and try to figure that one our for yourself" or something similar.
Anyway - to the merkin - don't you have something called 'American Inventor'? I know i've seen some of the highlights on youtube like this guy:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdUMy9HzdWo
(I was actually looking for a different one, but this came up first - it's weird...)
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HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:47,
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I don't like 'US English'
phrases like 'he wrote me' instead of 'he wrote to me' drive me mental.
/needs to get out more
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:14,
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they even say:
'i could care less' (instead of 'i couldn't care less').
the logic behind that one totally baffles me.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 15:46, Reply)
That show made little impact here, AFAIK.
But as I said, I don't watch much "reality TV" so I just might have missed it. It does not seem as slickly produced as DD.
A long time ago there was a quiz show called "Liar's Club"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liar's_Club - I did watch that every once in a while.
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tubaman, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 18:24,
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I'd get the shopping trolley chair
especially if the wheels were still on it.
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gronkpan, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 4:39,
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Motorhead, Ozzy & Slash
Written by Lemmy. I bloody loves it.
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Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 3:18,
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Weird creature.
Ewww, look it's all slimy and worm looki-ARGRGRHHHHRHH!! FUCK!
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 3:10,
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He saw a strange creature in Oz
and PICKED IT UP?
In the course of the video that thing probably dumped enough toxins into his bloodstream to kill an elephant.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 10:57,
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Joseph merrick wishes for an hotel room
I made this!
at the leeds premier inn
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:14,
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You're having a right shocker.
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elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:46,
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doh!
unload it; quick!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:40,
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a bald Alan Partridge reviews a "future hotel" -BBC
Proof that architecture is not a science, its an art.
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mr spoons, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:48,
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make porn come on my window
please?
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 0:46,
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hahah
Porndows TM, now with a wipe clean surface! Order now to save £££!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 9:41,
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Want!
I want that in my house, forget the hotel! Maid service and lunch provided too, please.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 3:40, Reply)
Speed On The Buses
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 22:51,
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Apparently
Michael Shields is wearing a "Free Stevie G" T Shirt.
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 23:59,
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Here's an idea..
...fuck off.
I'm always able to laugh at myself and my fellow city dwellers, I even like Harry Enfield's Scousers, but is there any reason you have put this unremarkable, uninteresting news item here apart from to accompany it with a cheap unfunny jibe, you cunt?
(, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 1:00, Reply)
He seems like quite placid guy
I wonder what made him all fighty. You must get annoyed by general twats coming up to you and being generally twattish.
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 3:43,
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