but that was dull
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:56, Reply)
... he sealed the downfall of 'The 11 O'Clock show'.
The Office was good though.
That is all.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:57, Reply)
the man who brought Professor Porno to the world!
yay
can i have your autograph?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:26, Reply)
that he's a 49 year old virgin, that's just happy that he's finally met somebody...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 17:47, Reply)
He mastered Kung Fu by watching videos. All those saddos who spend yrs training are obviously wasting their time...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:41, Reply)
fucking your sister is not the way to true enlightenment.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:24, Reply)
I must watch more Springer. That was awesome. He should be mr miyagi in the new Karate Kid, fuck Jakie Chan.
*clixs*
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:44, Reply)
Because obviously she's an expert.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:34, Reply)
Altho sadly he would still be really frickin annoyin to live near, ridiculous or no...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:36, Reply)
An aphids-eye view of life from the rose bush...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:36, Reply)
but what's the last line? I can't make it out.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:40, Reply)
Another installment of Ewan and Thingy's epic trip to the pub. IN which Ewan loves it but sometimes hates it and occasionally loves it.
Under 3 minutes.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:07, Reply)
I missed your previous posts, but the "I've been bit by a nettle!" one was sublime :)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:16, Reply)
I hate thingy, but I love Ewan...
But then I hate the real Ewan and thingy, but I love these two..
And now thingy has his own series I hate the whole of the human race, but then I love the fact that I haven't got a TV License, so I don't have to pay for that Sh1te!
Splendid work, as ever...
*clicks*
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:18, Reply)
I have to say that I now love Charley as his brother in law called me into some plush office to see if I could come up with a viral idea for him, after Charley Boorman himself made him watch them. Apparently his mother was irked hat i'd given her boy a lisp.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:24, Reply)
true. I thought 'you know, he's alright that Charley Boorman'.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:29, Reply)
Charley will NOT be alright!
You'll hate him.
And when you meet the real Thingy, he'll be on Charlie, and you'll hate him even more.
What you will LOVE is the money you get paid...
;-)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:09, Reply)
but I don't fucking have any so if I get money from anyone I will love them long time.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:24, Reply)
But I think I could only love Thingy, until the cheque clears
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:28, Reply)
Quite possibly GC but I just seen it and it looks so cool!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:54, Reply)
It's very pretty but I'm not sure I'd want to stay in it for two weeks.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:27, Reply)
My mate forwarded me this music video for a song he'd made. Thought it looked ver' purdy, so decided to share...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:11, Reply)
but if I'm being really mean, I'm guessing this Baeumont lady doesn't do facial expressions much, coz your mate hasn't been able to make her nearly as interesting...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:20, Reply)
And I recognise that 2nd monsker in the line up: ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00004Y7GR.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:30, Reply)
Her voice reminds me a little of Ute lemper in that album she made about 10 years ago, and how good is it to see a proper video without someone shouting/gurning/monging toward the camera?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:40, Reply)
HA! Well, I was a Virgin until I was 39, so I should be ok....
*gets run over by a bus*
(the picture is ridiculous, btw)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:57, Reply)
It's very versatile- it implies he's doing something sexual, but not specifically what it is- he could be wanking, shagging (woman, man, animal or melon), or simply flashing at a pensioner/ prostitute.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:10, Reply)
and direct prostate stimulation?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:33, Reply)
I've not read the paper to which this story links, but I think you're right.
It oughtn't to be surprising: testosterone has something to do with prostate cancer; it also has something to do with sex drive; therefore there's a correlation. Yah boo. It's a non-story.
Incidentally, most men over 50 have prostate cancer, and most men die with it. They don't die of it, though, and increasingly (and rightly) it's not treated unless it generates a problem. Most of the time, it's a matter of complete indifference.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:44, Reply)
My dad gets treatment for it but there doesn't seem to be much panic as such - certainly not from him anyway. I guess the Docs are, like you say, being quite laid back about it?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:44, Reply)
Im surprised I can see well enough to type this reply.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:49, Reply)
I knew all that teenage onanism (sorry, I meant "success with the laydeez") would come back and haunt me, still, 'twas worth it...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:47, Reply)
Fuck. If you're a child of the 80s, you will most likely remember this. Though the memories may be buried...perhaps alongside that time your Uncle made you reach into his pocket for sweets.
And if you don't remember it...I sat through this shit as a child and see no reason why you shouldn't similarly suffer.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:54, Reply)
every day after school at an old lady's house while I waited for my Mum to pick me up.
Despite her age, she'd still let out a full "Doooooby dooby dooby dooby QUACK QUACK" at the drop of a hat.
I'm amazed someone else remembers this! I have been inspired to dig through my old VHS's now too.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:13, Reply)
fuck! (In derek/clive voice!)
doobydoobydoobydoobydoobyquackquack
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:18, Reply)
I'm thinking they got lazier as the years went on.
But I DO remember thinking at the time how cheap and crap it was, having been fed a diet of Muppet quality since birth. It was like a weekly car crash. Horrible telly.
Thanks. ;)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:25, Reply)
Even though I was a nipper I definitely remember it being so shit that it made me itch.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:34, Reply)
I'm feeling old watching this though!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:28, Reply)
I remember hating this so much I would actually turn off the TV and go do something constructive. That did not happen very often.
Doobydoobydoobydoobydoobygetbentyoulittleshittyduck
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:38, Reply)
Had forgotton about the chicken armed with a shotgun though!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:16, Reply)
video posted here before one night:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt7bwc4ldII
This guy has done some awesome work.
Just search swedemason on youtube :o)
oh sry.. you have to sign up too :/ (free)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:35, Reply)
Some kinky Super Mario fan posts his 'requirements' for sexy time partner. Tagged NSFW as there are a couple of dodgy adds on the page.
BTW I was not searching for similar perverts when I stumbled upon this link :)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:31, Reply)
However it always makes me chuckle how the girl is to leave when he's finished...why can't they all take that hint *recieves slap from fiancee*
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 15:50, Reply)
I thought perhaps it was just one of my dreams though.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:08, Reply)
Jesus H Christ on a fucking bike. This is insane!!!!
/sarcasm.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:06, Reply)
I don't even care if I die. Love me. LOVE MEEEE"
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:08, Reply)
Thank god there are people like this out there to entertain us by hurting themselves.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 16:16, Reply)
... I thought that this was some reference to the much missed Goat, formerly of this parish.
Except he wasn't magic. Just a bit strange.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:38, Reply)
Fair play to him: he seems to be willing to act on the nonsense he believed*. He was fun, though.
*Actually, that's not always a good thing, is it? Hmmmm...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:43, Reply)
and his last post was Friday 3rd October and he's added something about going off grid.
Mad as a box of frogs.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:46, Reply)
He did some good main board stuff.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:49, Reply)
That's a bit voodoo though. I was just thinking "I wonder if Monty's around", checked on the old b3tan's online thingummy and there was no sign of you.
Checked again and you're still not there.
Do you have a cloaking device?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:52, Reply)
No, just logged on through Firefox and had to login manually just before I posted that.
I was prompted to upgrade my Flash player after I downloaded a Flash CS3 demo and the installer keeps borking on me, and apparently it's not an uncommon problem... Gggggrrrrrr
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:56, Reply)
and it's crashing all the time in Chrome.
Seriously. Fucking. Irritating.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:59, Reply)
Other than that, how is Chrome? I tried it when it first came out, thought meh, and carried on as before.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:02, Reply)
;)
Yo mate, you back in Auf Weidershein land?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:20, Reply)
currently working on 4 hours sleep. Lots to do, and we're back Sunday.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:34, Reply)
He's ok, doing his thing :)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:58, Reply)
... then do pass on my best wishes. He was a bit aggravating at times, but he did make life just that bit more interesting...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:06, Reply)
If the machines can track him down then they might be able to kill him before he can play his part in Judgment Day and form the resistence.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:49, Reply)
Like Manimal* would have.
(*my favourite programme in about 1984)
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:00, Reply)
Julian & Tarquin talk about Charles Darwin's "Origin of Species," broadcast live from Chintopia.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is fantastic! I love the elaborate outfits and the ludicrous arm length! Keep up the great work and composed delivery!!!!!!!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:57, Reply)
I liked that panoramic photo thing down there so much I thought I'd use it to accompany some music.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:26, Reply)
It's no surprise Obama stumbled. After all, the Justice whose words he was repeating took it upon himself to alter the oath. Obama, expecting the traditional form of words, was confronted with a "new" version of the oath. Combine that with the emotion of the day, and it's little wonder that he hesitated.
Steven Pinker has an item on this in the New York Times that I'll find and post in a moment.
UPDATE: www.nytimes.com/2009/01/22/opinion/22pinker.html?_r=1&ref=opinion
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:30, Reply)
all a bit wrong, really, at least to our eyes...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:24, Reply)
than seeing a bullfighter get gorged up the arse by a bull.
So i will give this one a miss i'm afraid.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:34, Reply)
Bloke tests out a steadycam in his garden. I want to film my house like this!!
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:40, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGCh__oDjrk
Very cool, indeed...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:54, Reply)
I've been meaning to get some sort of rig for our main camera for when breaking out the dolly and jib is too much hastle.
That one might be a bit small by the looks of it. I hope they do a larger size.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 14:28, Reply)
i shot some stuff with a steadicam flyer and realised i was shit at it very quickly
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:21, Reply)
The more you do it, then better you get...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:23, Reply)
thought this was pretty good [Gaza related].
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:21, Reply)
but you can't fault the beeb for not wanting to broadcast it. They refused to broadcast the Myanmar appeal until they were certain the aid would get through, why should it be any different with Gaza?
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:29, Reply)
would become politicized immediately by Israel if it was shown.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:49, Reply)
...good in that it shows how politicians do not answer questions.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:31, Reply)
The BBC have been total cnuts throughout these troubles in Gaza and She's been Schooled...
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 11:45, Reply)
BBC are being partisan in not showing the appeal by reinforcing Israeli hasbara and undermining the demoratic rights of the palestinian people.
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:02, Reply)
It should not be for international charities to pick up the tab
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 12:29, Reply)
and the fact that so many politicians are banging on about it proves their point. its politicised already, and they should leave well alone.
and the DEC? i thought that this was for earthquake/tsunami/volcano type natural disasters and large scale famine. there are many parts the world where populations have suffered more and for longer.i dont see these getting the same publicity.
there are enough of the clipboard wielding cunts badgering me in the street, i dont want it when i am watching the telly as well
(, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 13:08, Reply)
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