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This is a link post Keep Your Clothes On! I made this!
Some people just like to take it off.
(rizzivision, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post mr long hair
has a bit of an unfortunate lack of comic timing.
 (dannylharle, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:55, Reply)
This is a link post caution: time wasting game ahead
i mean, who doesnt need an automatic bookmark?
 (uncle scam, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:40, Reply)
This is a link post A re-hash I made this!
of an old gif favourite of mine...
(Dr Frank, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:23, Reply)
This is a link post Incredible photos of lions
Poignant.
 (KnackerDwarf, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Some of those are b3ta memories, most are unseen, so cheers :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:32, Reply)
This is a link post New Dairy Milk Ad with kids and their amazing eyebrows
GC says no, search says no, and I just saw it and loved it, so...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I think GC
May actually mean yes.

Anyway, this is CGI, right?
 (Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, I can do that with my eyebrows

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post so what?
i can do that with my nose hair
 (largoembargo ???, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I can do it with my balls

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's had some serious help, aye!
But it wouldn't be hard to do it simply with editing, it would just take longer.

*edit* I should explain that by GC I meant the preview thingummy that checks if it's been posted before...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I really REALLY fucking hate that advert
and not from a desire to jump on an inevitable bandwagon early, but just beause of the pretentious way they start with "a glass and a half productions" almost in anticipation of the viewers pissing themselves with joy.

Also, they've essentially adopted the form of a viral campaign - that is, piggybacking something memorable and attaching your product to it. The thing is though, for almost any viral video that sticks in my mind, I've only seen it once or twice. The memes that stick only need to be seen once. But to have something like this on in every other ad break is very fucking annoying and only serves to make me see Cadbury's as a Peter Sutcliffe-like spectre of advertising incessantly pounding my head with their hammer of not-as-funny-as-they-think-it-is shite.

/rant
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I have noticed that TV ads are now getting their ideas primarily off internet virals an actually mimicking the syle and look of Youtube and such,
however that doesn't annoy me, it amuses me, people at home are starting to drive popular media and push it into new directions, I think that's kinda cool!

*edit* also the new Weightwatchers ad appears to say their online site has tits!?
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Getting their ideas off the internet, you say?
Maybe... ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm...
What annoys me is that the original artists who came up with the ideas, whether they were excuted beautifully - or with a little bit of crap round the edges, do not get any credit.

I cite the new bbc 6 radio animation as reference.

It really pisses me off. I dont really know why.
 (Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post This ^
Oh so very this.

edit: The annoyance, not the pleasure.
 (I helped save b3ta! kikilookeylikey, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:12, Reply)
This is a link post WHo likes electric music? I made this!
Well you are in luck because I make it!
(dannylharle, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post spliffing ace!
very original!
 (KnackerDwarf, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post TBH, who doesn't make electronic music these days?
I know I do, and even my mates DS can manage to make passable choons, the trick is can you make anything anyone else would wanna listen to?

In this instance, I think you can, some interesting stuff goin on there, but your video lacks somewhat!

I recommend just stickin it thru one of them auto-generating patterns to music thingys that you get on just about everything with a screen nowadays, would sell it a bit better...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Electric music is a fun way to express yourself and make friends!
especially at the park!
 (dannylharle, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post castlevania?
just curious
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post NO!
I have a wonderful program which makes Castlevania-style noises.
 (dannylharle, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:40, Reply)
This is a link post chicken steals cat food
Cat having foreplay with mouse, chicken steals mouse
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yet more evidence that chickens are the police of the farmyard
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ybVb3t560oY
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I found mysekf singing " nee nar nee nar nee nar"
haha ACE
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:53, Reply)
This is a link post Scared Little Weird Guys - Waltzin' Matilda (Eminem Style) NSFW
Ronseal:- Very funny folk parody from down under.

Marked naughty 'cos slightly sweary.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a link post Guitar Hero - the text adventure
Also available for pacman
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post FatalError
D:
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post same :(
*dies*
 (Roopy all is not what it seams, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
better link
 (moift, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post well that was easy :P

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:07, Reply)
This is a link post fresh NSFW
the fresh prince of bell air but a little more gangsta
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post HIS NUTS
Excellent
 (__, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed this far more than I expected to.
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post very good :)

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Sublime

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This is a link post AHHHHHHHH thats cute
Bucky and the Beagle

The owner of this beagle came home to find that someone had followed him home -- right through the doggie door.
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Venison

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup
Bit of rosemary red wine, butter and garlic
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:41, Reply)
This is a link post Having a baby. Cute or a bit obsessive? You Decide.
When a couple are having a baby its a very exciting time. But to put together (and continue to update) an entire website for the event seems a lil obsessive in my opinion.

I mean c'mon youre just having a baby. Like millions and millions and millions of others people world wide.
 (Miggyman, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post They recorded the baby's heartbeat.
It sounds utterly terrifying. I'm thinking about using it in a tune.
 (I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
I couldnt hear the heartbeat coz its all macified and i dont have slowtime installed on my peeee ceee
 (Miggyman, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The intro to Sepultura's Refuse/Resist
is the sound of Max Cavalera's unborn baby's heartbeat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet they don't bother . . .
. . . doing a site for baby no.2. I also don't imagine they will keep blogging when it's all about sleep deprivation, nappies and puke (which it might be for a while).
 (>NARF! Quality WTF chimp action, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post When you are a father.....
....see if you still agree with your own comments. You may be surprised.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:15, Reply)
This is a link post The Mainstage pt 3 I made this!
Final part of this taster tape I made, this time featuring Rich Fulcher...thanks.
(humanthing, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good
Lowe and Fulcher on usual top form :D
 (I helped save b3ta! no_funny_name heart of gold, nerves of steel, knob of butter, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post You
watched her new show Lifespam yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I hadn't but I have now. Ta!
And top work on Mainstage, humanthing. I watched all three yesterday.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:17, Reply)
This is a link post Attack of the alien sex robots NSFW I made this!
A vivid depiction of Earth under attack from robots ... alien sex robots.
(CompletelyUnacceptable, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha you crazy bastard
Very Cyriak.
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Fookin hell!
My response was gonna be "montyesque!"

kudos et clickos!
 (KnackerDwarf, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
also, very good stuff!! Ive always wanted to see Tower/London (delete as applicable) bridge getting a dicking!

*Clicks*
 (RogueIntruder, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh! Nice 1st post!
Spiffing post, welcome to /links. Stay a while . . .stay FOREVER!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Good job
Keep it coming
 (Dr Frank, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i like the 8 bit music
:) *click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post this is fucking awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha YES!
Top work.
 (I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:48, Reply)
This is a link post Best Google Street View Ever
2 fat LARPers in the suburban ghetto. Image lacks Lightning Bolt. Fun to move back & forth on the street to see how the battle plays out.

real map here

Way to be, Pittsburgh.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
Just out of interest what is your favourite flavour of walkers crisps, i just tried squirrel, didnt taste of much.

btw, cool link, may have been on earlier today tho.
 (tedster, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post hm... must be a quality link, then
also I always choose walkers crisps gunmetal flavor. Makes me reminisce the salad days.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
saw this earlier today but didn't look around
turn right onto charlick way and then left onto leduc way and turn around to see who wins the battle ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I am sorry
But this was all staged!

www.redorbit.com/news/technology/1600600/artists_create_scenes_for_google_maps_users/index.html
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Nothing escapes the internet's scrutiny
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post YOU WERE STAGED
I choose to believe.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a link post Darwins in waiting.
Highlights include flying diggers, stunt electricians and driving around on the range.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:29, Reply)
This is a link post BBC Panorama Scientology Anger Man Gets Angry
Soz for linking to BBC News, it's not exactly a hard to find clip but it made me laugh.
I think the Radio 4 presenter is a knob for baiting him about Tom Cruise but I can't really blame him because the results are hilarious!
 (Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this real?
I really cannot tell anymore.
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point
It may be for comedic effect, but I like to imagine everything that is good is real and everything that is bad is a lie. Yay!-ish
 (Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I think its a joke
Sweeney is the man who famously shouted "YOU WERE NOT THERE AT THE BEGINNING OF THE INTERVIEW" a lot when making a programme about Scientology: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7341298.stm

I suspect he and the presenter are having a laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
A good bit of self-parody!
 (I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Brilliant, made all the better by returning to normal right after, very pythonesque
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That cannot be real
they are taking the piss
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:49, Reply)
This is a link post Schoolgirls banned from lessons for being 'too blonde'
It's the Daily Mail, so revel in the faux-outrage.

You would, though, wouldn't you.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post NEEDS MOAR IMMIGRANTZ
edit: Perhaps they are a natural shade of aeroplane blonde?
 (witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post BAN THESE SLICK FIFTH YEARS

(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post The comments on the story are real bitchy too,

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
*goes back to read comments*

Ha! This is my favourite:

"In all honesty i dont beleive in children dyeing their hair and i think the parents are foolish to allow children to damage their hair, but i hardly think it effects school work

- niki, ENGLAND"
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post "Raegan remains adamant that her hair is a natural shade of blonde."
No its bloody not!

*Is a natural blonde and DOES NOT LIKE her hair! *

I AM OUTRAGED! I might comment on the Daily Fail site :)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Honestly the solution is so simple!!!
They need to be paraded naked on the stage at assembly and if their collars and cuffs dont match then they have plainly broken the schools rules and must be punished.

What is more, I would like to offer my punishment services, right after I sign the sex offenders register.

(runs off to be mates with Gary Glitter)
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Too right!
Spanking is the only appropriate punishment. I will be happy to join you in administering justice. Hard, hard justice.
 (Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "But Raegan remains adamant that her hair is a natural shade of blonde."
Err, which is why we can see your roots?
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post In their defense, because this is a fuss over nothing,
she has *a* natural shade of hair (ish) even if it's not *her* natural shade. I.e., it's not bright blue.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha !
Their reported comments must have been done by a ghost-writer.

I'd make them take their make-up off as well - with scrubbing brushes ... dirty harlots.

\Victorian Dad blog
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You must be right
I have trouble believing people in Paris or San Diego bother to read that rubbish, even if ex-pats; what would be the odds of them getting their emails posted? Perhaps the next frothy response to some Daily Mail injustice we should all reply as if we are posting from Santiago De Chile, just to test my theory
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The natural hair colour
could do with touching up.

*is wary of using phrase "touching up"*
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:14, Reply)
This is a link post Could 'Multiple Stab Wounds' mean shorter lives?
(The Onion doing what they do best!)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post mwaahaha!
the last line is special..
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Cracking!!!

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The best part about all these Onion stories
is reading some of the moronic responses of outraged merkins for whom satire is just a word in the dictionary which they dont understand.

I in no way aim to tar all our American cousins with this brush by the way, just the brainless ones who post stupidity on youtube comments pages.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post but you're assuming
that the posters are 'merkin anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I realised that as I was writing it
Im fairly confident in my assumption.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post The onion is just getting better and better
that last line!
 (KnackerDwarf, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post older than
a very old thing that is old.
 (I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:45, Reply)
This is a link post Finally Fast Dot Com
Can you spot the problem with this advert?

Apart from the obvious product that is not gonna work!
(chemicals1234, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:21, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft!
"Hey FinallyFast, my pc isn't acting like a pc at ALL"

"That's because it's a mac"

beduurrrr
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post does not work on Macs
but Macs in the advert.


Microsoft are doing the same thing with their terrible, terrible songsmith video

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=k8GIwFkIuP8
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post i love this video
only for the fact the little girl is on a mac...
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post mm
I preferred the ending
 (flibblesan saw your mums cock, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
Nyom Nyom Nyom
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Two sad questions
BSOD on a G4 iBook?
Is that... Nina Myers?
 (badge 3.141592653589793238462643383279, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely if they deleted all the registry errors
when a real professional is called in, he wouldn't be able to diagnose a problem...
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Mon 26 Jan 2009, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post oh where do I start
?
 (I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post firefox error message
on a window of IE... what's up with that?
 (sapincher, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:35, Reply)

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