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This is a link post Virgin complaint letter
Quite funny, probably already seen by everyone here, but for those that haven't.

It distracted me from my daily routine for 5 minutes anyway...
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This is a normal post Everybody likes mustard Richard.
Classic.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye, tis glasscock
but still very amusing :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha I've never seen it before
*mental notes for when I construct my strongly worded letter to London Midland trians*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god
this is good. Popular on the Indian lines, no doubt
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This is a normal post GC but genius

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 17:02, Reply)
This is a link post human trebuchet

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This is a normal post fricken
awesome
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This is a normal post Ha!
What the fuck?!
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This is a normal post I WANNA GO!!!

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This is a normal post They're British
Is this the lot that catapulted the middle-aged woman who hit the net but then fell out of it and broke her neck?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:25, Reply)
This is a link post Elvis portrait...made of Wotsits
It's like a Big Art Attack but without Neil Buchanan spoiling it by gurning.

Oh, and there's cheese...lots of cheese
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaahh..
aaah.. ahchoo!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Wozits.
You know they're bad for you. You're not even sure why you're enjoying them.

Yet give me a pack, no matter what the size, and those suckers are going down.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post HaHaHaHaHa!
:D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post They make me sick
the smell, the texture and they way they melt in your teeth, the orange stuff you get on your fingers...., *shudder*. Its making me feel ill just thinking about it.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ this
They just don't have any property which seems even vaguely food-like
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post When I had braces on my teefs,
soup and wotsits were all I could eat.

Nom nom nom...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post You are the new Pam Ayres
AICMFP
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, God...
Wasn't the old one enough?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a link post Bumptop
I love TED, and I want this.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not so thrilled.
just feels like more memory stealing desktop-bling to be honest
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not so thrilled...
just feels like you've took it a little seriously to be honest.

it's meant to be a joke right?

Edit: Oh, my mistake...it's not a joke!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post BumpTop seems real enough - due for release in April this year, or so they say
I'd quite like a go on this bumptop desktop. I manage to make my Windows desktop feel as (un)organised as my physical desktop anyway, and would be nice to have that 3d feel to it.

Also, I'm a sucker for gadgets and things that look pretty
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Signed up for the beta of this over a year ago
and got into it last week.

It's allright, a little resource hoggy and hard to use. The novelty wore off after 5 minutes or so.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:49, Reply)
This is a link post Am it Cheese tiem yet.
Cheesy 90s electro pop - check
Sexah dancing babes in denim mini skirts - check
A porno mustacheioed man who should know better - check
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post oh
it's italian
so this might as well be last year then?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It could be,
but its definitely circa 1995.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I know
was just kidding :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ;-)

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This is a normal post needs more splits

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This is a link post Everybody's Heard About The Words I made this!
WFMU are having a contest to see who can come up with the best remix of Elizabeth Alexander's piss poor inauguration poem. Here's my entry.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Utter genius!
Woo and Yay and have one of those rare Houplas as well.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
Nicely! I think that is possibly the worst poem I have ever heard in my life....
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This is a normal post O freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me

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This is a normal post As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee

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This is a normal post Do you think
we could stabilize the next 00547 and split our flight path tententially across a summit vector of 9gx78 with a 5 degree inertial correction?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Or we could just use the teleporter.

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Come on, this is a complete fiction
nobody's ever actually gone round Hyde Park Corner on a moped and survived...
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This is a normal post ^ Hahaha
The dead swans lay in the stagnant pool.
They lay. They rotted. They turned
Around occassionally.
Bits of flesh dropped off them from
Time to time.
And sank into the pool's mire.
They also smelt a great deal.


Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings
Greenbridge
Essex
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the girl who Adams called
the worst poet in the universe?

Excellent :D
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post amusingly
it's originally a poem that one of his friends wrote in primary school
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post here's leelee sobieski's effort to capture 9/11
This Day And All The Rest

One day.
One.
More than another.
The other,
that day,
those people,
too many,
too personal,
but not.
People you know know,
but you yourself know not.
Crashing down,
all frown,
hurting,
walking,
silently screaming,
slowly running,
often feeling nothing.
Seeing the lucky ones fleeing,
seeing those trapped inside.
Cry.
Cry.
It's OK.
It's not OK.
Smile if it's natural
Feel alive.
The president speaks,
The situation reeks an act of war.
I enter my room, close the door
Sit here.
Here where buildings do not fall to the floor.
we young will experience much more
future, liberty, the freedom to mope about in poetry.
My brother I love you.
Old friends and family too.
Safe for now glad to know I'm alive with all of you.
Feel what is real feel later heal.
One.
One person feeling the same as all the rest.
Please let us act and do what is best.
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This is a normal post Still loading...

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This is a normal post
and still...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
done ;-)
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This is a normal post Post it on /board. OH GOD POST IT ON /BOARD.

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have to make it BIGGAR firtst ;-)

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This is a normal post wait for it
it's worth it.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Its mighty impressive, I admit.

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This is a normal post Its replaced the memory of all those sad ickly flowers
from when saint diana died.
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This is a normal post Hardest "Where's Wally"
Ever
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This is a normal post He's sitting in the ex-president's chair.
*satire*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Its not big enough
Is there anyway to make this larger, say about a gig?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
A pop up message told me to come back next week when it's done!

Go on! I double dare you to post it on the board! :-)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno what you lot are moaning about
It loaded for me in under a minute :)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ohh get you and your big bandwidths

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This is a link post What Britney Really Sounds Like
Possibly GC.
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This is a normal post haha
Noone can sing whilst jumping about like that, but tbh I didn't think it would sound that bad, awful!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post i suspect
that this is why she mimes a lot (mind you lots do) and with no need to sound good or otherwise, there's no effort involved, and also she can't hear her own voice..

most artists (and people in general) don't sing in pitch if they can't hear their own voice
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Truly Diabolical.
Although, she is looking pretty good in most of it.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post is that a roundabout way of saying
"would" ?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
the little bask thing she is wearing when she takes that robe off. Definitively.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post wouldn't
the basque get in the way? =-D

or do you mean you would with the basque on it's own? ;-)
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This is a normal post I'd find a way in,
dont worry.
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This is a normal post nice.

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post =-D

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This is a normal post heh
Its funny but completely unsurprising - nobody can sing and move around like that, she'll be completely out of breath.

Also she'll have no foldback, and hence would not be able to hear her own voice - imagine a deaf person trying to sing. It can't be done.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Opera singers manage it
and they don't have microphones.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi, that's my cousin you're having a pop at!
Really, it is....

But, crumbs cuz, sort it out. Stop bouncing and sing a little.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

I wonder if there are any recordings like this of other singers, and whether anyone would care if it wasn't used to make the singer look/sound bad?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a classic one of
Linda McCartney

blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2006/03/audio_hoaxes_an.html

How's that for contemporary.

Just in case you read the URL first, the author isn't sure if it's a hoax or not.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post "Viva la music, and say you'll be mine"
reminded me of Enrique:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2EkE-WFUhA
.
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This is a normal post ah
point proven
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This is a link post Blogger vents about Adobe UI's
Pretty amusing for a bit....
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This is a normal post Wow!
WTF are Adobe smoking? I was going to try out CS4, but I don't think I will now tbh.
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This is a link post BIKINI APOCALYPSE! I made this!
WATCH MOON-GAL!

Moon-Gal has to save the Earth in fifty-one hours or less.
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This is a normal post ha ha ha
fucking mental as always
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
maybe I need stronger pills?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant

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This is a normal post
Well if you liked that don't forget to tune in next week, when there will be twice as many giant robots!
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This is a normal post
wicked!!!!!
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This is a link post Why posting images of yourself breaking the law online is a bad idea
The Police have search the internet too.

(chavs pose with knives online, police find them and arrest them)

Surely the point of breaking the law is to leave as little evidence as possible?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post the one on the left would get some cock.
the one on the right........
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This is a normal post how they got the idea
so one day one of those officers was fiddling about on facebook, then the superior officer asks her
"hey why aren't you working?"
and in a moment of inspiration she's like
"but I'm looking for criminals"
and that's how you become a crime-fighting-hero
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post some
"photo editor" (clearly doesn't know much about etiquette...but then you look on and he has daily mail involvements) on flickr has pissed off a few with this stalkerish photo.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh,
thats Richard Ayoade[pskfdf (what ever the fuck his name is)
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:20, Reply)
This is a link post Demanding cat I made this!
My wife's cat loves being stroked so much he demands to be stroked by pulling your hand towards his head...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post awww he's fluffy!

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This is a normal post He has a bigger plan
He's drawing you in...
By the end of the year, he'll be running tings in that house...
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwwwwwhaaaaawwwwwww.....
So cute. My cat also craves affection. Well...I say "my" cat...it's actually a neighbours. I stole it. In a way.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Maxi?
Isn't that a size of press on towel? (which incidentally are another thing that make better pets than cats!)


DOGS4EVA!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Is is more demanding than mine?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OqYCsxEvcZA

*posts it AGAIN!*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Treat em mean and keep em keen
you massive tease ;)
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This is a link post Dr who vs benny hill vs Eminem
something for everyone.
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This is a normal post oddly
compulsive
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This is a normal post This is the best thing I've seen all day
and I've been up since 6am.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post this is brilliant
i don't believe how well it works!
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 15:57, Reply)
This is a link post The post down there reminded me of this
- i'm getting all verklempt, talk amongst yourselves
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:01, Reply)
This is a link post Photographs of Bush with an excellent article besides.
What more can I say - it is superb.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
thanks for sharing :)

Great insights by the photographers - I had never seen some of those pictures either, cheers.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb
Thank you for that
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:00, Reply)
This is a link post Mr Fry describes Twitter...
Why he is not a sir or lord. I'd be happy with him as my lord and master.

Do you think he B3ta's?
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, he does
*impersonates for interweb kudos*
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post If its good enough for Sir Fry,
then its worth giving it a shot.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:59, Reply)
This is a link post Night of a Thousand Jews
Jews and their Jewy names! Gotta love em.
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This is a normal post hahahahahahhahaha
ahahahahahahah
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This is a link post Red Dwarf is back (for a limited time only)
about time too
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This is a normal post Really? I hate to be the one to say this but it will most likely be utter shit

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This is a normal post You may very well be right
But I will still watch it even if it is as bad as series 8
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah same as
But it is a crushing disappointment to watch something that used to be funny turn into utter crap a la the time-travelling blackadder thing
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched a documentary about Blackadder,
they strangely avoided to even mention or hint at the time traveling episodes.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post New Shooting Stars worked out alright.
Although I share your trepidation with this.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:37, Reply)
This is a normal post The last series was rubbish.

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It says 'Including Craig Charles'
but makes no mention of Chris Barrie. It was rubbish after he left. I hope they don't make it with the cast they finished the last series with.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:40, Reply)
This is a normal post new Kochanski can get to fuck

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This is a normal post
new
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It has the original 4
no holly or kochanski
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Holly was one of the original 4 -Kryten in series 3

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This is a normal post you nerd!

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This is a normal post yeah i know, I have a special stick for fighting off all the girls

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post It has to be Norman Lovett for me
rather than Hattie Hayridge though....
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post re warf?
I don't get it?

dave.uktv.co.uk/library/red-dwarf/red-dwarf-returns-earth-dave/
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah thats kind of odd.

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post It's written and directed by Doug Naylor...
AKA the one who isn't Rob Grant. AKA the one who was responsible for the pox-riddled laugh-free cringe-fests that were Series 7 and 8.

It might be good. You never know. But let's face it...it won't be.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 11:35, Reply)
This is a link post Sexy Sexy People
They really are very sexy.

SFW.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:37, Reply)
This is a normal post i love this.

(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 7:20, Reply)
This is a link post Reactions to the new 'Pocket Obama' book.
Ahh, great times.

And, goodnight!

"It is an unofficial requirement for every citizen to own, to read, and to carry this book at all times."
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post is this book published by the white house, senate or any other government entity?
NO!! so it's not propaganda a la mao's red book is it?

it's a fucking book of quotations man!

Plus you're reading FAR too much into the 'unofficial requirement' sentence, as is usually your wont
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:39, Reply)
This is a normal post shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
seriously.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 1:57, Reply)
This is a normal post don't feed them, i know
but it's nice to provide a rational counter
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 2:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You're Like
.
the black-hole of conspiracy nuts. There's no conspiracy, however weird and outlandish, that you don't believe. You attract them to you and suck them in like fat girl at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Cheers
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 3:23, Reply)
This is a normal post There is no conpiracy
Just a bunch of people in suits trying to keep the status norm and make a ton of cash at the same time.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post For your own sake...
... get some sleep and don't use so much crystal meth.

Please.
(, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:58, Reply)

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