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This is a link post Fun "Evil Genius" type game with a brilliant ending
Probably hosted somewhere better
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post YES
That wasted a good few hours! Thanks!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I just misplaced two hours of my life...
...for the bestest ending ever!

wooooooooooooo!
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 23:34, Reply)
This is a link post David Letterman's Bush Goodbye Compilation
Belated topicality but still very funny.
(Scary, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post And history shall judge us all
as the kind of f***wits who voted him in...twice.
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post i didnt vote for him

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Neither did I,
But then again I'm British....
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post and as such
crave dissapointment
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post been watching Bill Bailey?
;-)
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post im not sure
if i find that funny

or scary :S
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:20, Reply)
This is a link post Cute French kid
I don't know quite why this is so engaging, cute little girl talks about Winnie the Pooh en Français.
 (I helped save b3ta! meccadave, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post A very young Audrey Tautou








pervert
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I wanted to hate that.
But by time she got round to the hippo getting the lion's powers I was won over.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:55, Reply)
This is a link post Dad's home
Silly animation thingy. Made me laugh, so I'll throw it at you lot.

By the way, what is the consensus on posting Newgrounds links? Is there a way to do it that just gets the movie up?

edit: link, (or Newgrounds,) seems borked. Sorry about that, not sure what I got wrong there.
editedit: Above edit now seems to be falsehood. Don't know what happened there.
 (Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post And his head caught fire again... :D
A wonderfully surreal thing..
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, good find

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I like

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, I like
.
 (The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:18, Reply)
This is a link post Christopher Lee Sings!
It's Christopher Lee singing about the wonders of alcohol from The Return of Captain Invincible.
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post legend!!
he was very good in funny man. but i dont think any one has seen it which is a shame as it has some great one liners
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Get him singing in German
And he could be in Rammstein
 (AngryCraig, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post He'll still always be Dracula to me

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post the beginning reminds me of Jake Thackray
only jake was better at it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQm_8uoljWM
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 0:45, Reply)
This is a link post ComputerTan - Desktop Tanning Technology
I got a free trial at www.computertan.com.

The business model is awesome.
(Rubber_Adam, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post do I detect the faint aroma of Spam?

(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
are you serious? Spam detection skill fail!


Edit: Have you ever seen an ultra violet colour selection in the photoshop colour picker?

Oh shit there it is, there's infrared in there too!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post He's the executive salesperson
of skin cancer, free trial?
 (Vikingheadache, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
if you believe it ;)
 (Rubber_Adam, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post i love that
i love her, and i love you
 (I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it just me...
(or was it wishful thinking) but didn't she just say - "Do You Want To Look Great In The Orifice" ?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post quality :D

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:05, Reply)
This is a link post Twatter.Com
A funny-ish parody for that social-networking site.

And here's Part 2: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwGzdbLweUI
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice pair of twitters.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post That could have ended quite happily at a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't understand twitter
I guess it might be cool if you're a celebrity or a journalist or on fire or something.
 (Cap'n, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post they are all bullshit
and yes that includes face book.

/he says posting his views in another 'social' website
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm doing a module besicly on blogging
So ive got to write a blog for the next semester.. only problem is, im not a big blog fan.. and ive got no idea what to do it on really? Short of just having a moan about the news and how its presented?

Want to make it a little B3tanish just to mix it up a bit for my lecturers.. any ideas?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post fuck knows mate
kittens?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ill brave /talk

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:06, Reply)
This is a link post 'What's in the Box' from Se7en - the Musical! NSFW
I've been listening to Evil Dead-The Musical and forgot I had this too.

NSFW purely due to the fact that it's about a head in a box....
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!
It's no Adam & Joe though... uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5_qx8D8OJlQ





What's in the box? WHAT'S IN THE BOX???
 (tomfacedkillah has not tossed a dwarf since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post bollocks - I've got 'The Laughing Gnome' in my head now!
Adam and Joe are wonderful though
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post been on earlier today sorry

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry
...first time ive been on this-morning.. Never mind good clean fun all the same.
 (Philip_newzealand, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post What, he's dead?
Oh fuck..
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I wont say it......
edit* nevermind
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post not only is it on here,
its also been remixed and songsmithed
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post god what a little princess!
also, mate, you're from Haverfordwest - talk properly.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I thorght
he sounded american. too much time over there it seems.

is there a video to show what happened??

(im guessing some one tried to take a light out and he was 'acting')
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post 3rd time today...
Maybe it's a scene for a new film and he has to keep doing retakes? Oh wait?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I was coming on to post this too!!
Just as well I didn't!! :p
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Things I learned today:
1: Christian Bale is a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I can understand where he's coming from
The DP fucked up the take for a 2nd time. But at a certain point, just let it go, you know? No reason to go on a 4 minute tirade about it. Then it just seems like a tantrum.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post oooohhhh......
Somebody spat out their dummywummy & needs their bottywotty spanked!!!!!



Clickywicky.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Well I for one shall refrain from flaming the spammer
in favour of saying how cute that link is :)
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post thats very cute

(PaulGadd -, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats lully

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!!
Snowfaloffagus!
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a link post Sex Toys & Adult Sex Products From Vibration-Station.co.uk Online Sex Toys Store NSFW
ok a shameless plug, but i am being honest at least !! come have a look !!

Currently offering 30% off !!!

Sex Toys by Vibration-Station.co.uk - cheap sex toys for Males, Females & Couples - with a range of sex toys as big as ours be sure to buy your next adult sex toy online from us for the most sexy of prices !

god edit: noooooo.
 (Tricks09uk, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW surely
unless your work place is a dildo factory
 (RogueIntruder, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post My Apologies !!
Forgot to tick it, now done that !!!
 (Tricks09uk, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You pretty frindly,
for a spamming cunt biscuit.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame we can't return the favour...
Oh, wait!

www.vibration-station.co.uk/livehelp_new/form.asp?SiteID=1940
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah,
he seems to be pretty nice for a spammer. Shame really.

cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You soft bastard!
I bet you answer all the emails you get from Nigerians ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, that makes it alright then.
Here's a shameless comment:

Fuck off.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Firstly, mark it NSFW.
Firstly, mark it NSFW. Cheers.
Secondly this is not a place to spam.

If you want to advertise, do it somewhere other than here.

I dunno, maybe /talk.
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, /talk would be good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Firstly I have marked it NSFW
Secondly We are to professional to rise to swear words (lowest form of wit) and virtual wannabe bullies or intimidators who find that typing aggressive responses makes them big in the real world, spare us !!
Many thanks anyways and have a great day
 (Tricks09uk, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post swearing
lowest form of wit? cunt off you prickstick
 (I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post cunt off you prickstick
I'm keeping that one ;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought sarcasm was the lowest form of wit?
Swearing is great, and only people of great eloquence and charm can use it effectively. You cunt... See what I did there?
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, now
FUCK OFF!
 (PaulGadd -, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
We we
to too
swear words Sarcasm is the commonly accepted 'lowest form of wit'.

Just leave us alone. This is not the right place for you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post My apologies.
I may have posted that just prior to you updating it.

I'm not trying to bully you, but just advise you that if you join a site, it'd be best to read the Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. first to ensure that you understand our rules on advertising.

And nowhere did I fucking swear!
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You fucking have now!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post He fucking did not

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait did I?
I don't fucking know!!!
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post A kitten dies eveytime you swear
I'm calling for a skip
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you,
CUNT.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Right thats it...
YOU CAAAANNNT!
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes I can yes I can yes I can!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Firstly, it's spam.
Secondly, it's spam, so fuck off actually represents my thoughts in the most direct and expressive way.

Thirdly, what are you doing here?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Wank Canyon
Sex Toys by Vibration-Station.co.uk - their dildos gave me AIDS
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post "We are to professional"
Wonderful.
 (Seebeedee, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post We are to professional...
...what Gary Glitter is to childminder.
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post We are to professional to rise to swear words (lowest form of wit)
You can't rise to the lowest? Shame, atick to perfecting your spelling then...
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:57, Reply)
This is a normal post See how many dildos you can fit up your mum's cunt.
Then try to BEAT that record!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOOLOL
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I must say,
the EZ anal Desensitising Spray is not bad at 8 quid.

edit: if you think we are bad, put in on here www.b3ta.com/board/
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post *considers*

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post *winks*

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post dirty spammer
go die
 (Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post CUNT BOX!
Have you got one of those at your shop? I have sooooo many.
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Stick it up your arse

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post damn,
this link sure is generating a lot of buzz for an advert . . .
 (sapincher, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post lol exactly
Who is having the final laugh ??
 (Tricks09uk, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post me
hahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!












and I'm still not going on your site.
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:50, Reply)
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 (beardybeardbeard, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Your ESL tutor that took the bribe.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Your mum's cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok
Any adults in here then ??

I prefer talking to grown ups !! (not teenagers with wannabe attitudes ) lol

more links ?? ok .....

www.vibration-station.co.uk
 (Tricks09uk, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Your mum's cunt loves that shit.
Vibration-Station.co.uk bankrupt
Vibration-Station.co.uk do not buy from them
Vibration-Station.co.uk my vaginal prolapse horror
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah
"vaginal prolapse horror" classic!

"Masturbation causes gential prolapse!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Oops.
I think you may have the wrong site. Are you sure you didn't want to go here:

Soft Fluffy Kittens and Grown up People type stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post whilst we are n the subjec tof C***s...
tell your mum as she asked the other day on site, we only go up to a certain size, and I dont think we can cater for a size so remarkably large, with apologies and respect of course, lol

laters all, you have all been very entertaining, take care now wont you !!

www.vibration-station.co.uk
 (Tricks09uk, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post My mum's dead dude, I fucked her cunt to death.
Vibration-Station.co.uk dildos never arrived
Vibration-Station.co.uk poor customer service
Vibration-Station.co.uk anus bled for three days
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post did you say...

Vibration-Station.co.uk dildos never arrived
Vibration-Station.co.uk poor customer service
Vibration-Station.co.uk anus bled for three days?
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I was just thinking..
Vibration-Station.co.uk dildos never arrived
Vibration-Station.co.uk poor customer service
Vibration-Station.co.uk anus bled for three days
Vibration-Station.co.uk avoid like the plague
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Vibration-Station.co.uk started the plague

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Vibration-Station.co.uk burnt my penis, I didn't like it.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
Vibration-Station.co.uk sells used dildos
Vibration-Station.co.uk made my cock all crusty
Vibration-Station.co.uk caused a rippage in my colon
Vibration-Station.co.uk is bad for endangered species'
 (Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post My rebuttal of your argument
Vibration-Station.co.uk dildos never arrived
Vibration-Station.co.uk poor customer service
Vibration-Station.co.uk anus bled for three days
Vibration-Station.co.uk avoid like the plague
Vibration-Station.co.uk dildo fell apart in bum
Vibration-Station.co.uk sold a bloody toy
Vibration-Station.co.uk horrible quality
Vibration-Station.co.uk deflowered my sister
 (sapincher, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/talk/5897361
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Did anyone mention CUNT FUCK SPAM yet?
oh they did! damn... in that case

Vibration-Station.co.uk gave me AIDS
Vibration-Station.co.uk gave me STDs
Vibration-Station.co.uk personally test all products before sending them out

hope this helps with your google rankings!

cunt Vibration-Station.co.uk spam shitter twat
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post you know very little about the industry
or rankings on google, this posting had nothing to do with google, and you cant get an std from a brand new toy, which is what we sell, dont know where you go shopping for your toys but hey ho, each to their own.

to the rest of you then - you all waffle on about spam being against policy, but equally isnt attacks and bad language also against the policies........

"people in glass houses and all that"

now I really must go as I have a normal life to lead, unlike you lot I dont live purely in a virtual context, take care and many thanks children !!
 (Tricks09uk, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Your mum's cunt loves horses.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Go play with your prostate toys
you fat spammer virgin :)

vibration-station.co.uk gave me syphilis
vibration-station.co.uk gave me horrible lumps on my bellend
 (Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah
Vibration Station are a bunch of spammers
Vibration-Station.co.uk poor service
Vibration-Station.co.uk don't use them
Vibration-Station.co.uk lie about their size
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
Vibration-Station.co.uk dildos never arrived
Vibration-Station.co.uk poor customer service
Vibration-Station.co.uk anus bled for three days
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovehoney's cheaper, and easier to use.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hark at all the moaning
most of the people on here are quite familiar with masturbation so i think this is quite apt!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh can I join in?
As the oldest (?) person on here I would just like to say.

CUNT!

Vibration station are a rip off. They never deliver and just take your money. Don't buy from them.

Any good for rankings?
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I had the same experience with Vibration-station.co.uk
I had a house full of horny chicks and the dildos never arrived. When they finally did nothing but 2nd rate trash. Never use them!
 (asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I missed all the fun
But this thread needs more

C
U
N
T

and more

Vibration-Station.co.uk dildos never arrived
Vibration-Station.co.uk poor customer service
Vibration-Station.co.uk anus bled for three days
 (spaceswitch is gonna gay ya, on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post This is spam
The poster doers seem nice about it but it is spam.

It doesn;t deserve the torrent of abuse that has gone on. Just a spam comment and alot of peoeple adding 1 more spammer to their ignore lists.

Profanity is so boring. Try using your minds and vocabulary when wanting to insult soemoen, way more interesting.

"Spamming this forum makes you as popular as Gary Glitter at the Daily Mail's Kids Day Care Center"

thank you
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed....
Tis a shame - all the replies that have been directed at this fuckpiece has given him a massively undeserved length of forum inches.
 (hoozey, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Well said.

(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post and bad spelling
that always helps
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I googled their name
and I don't see what's wrong with a bit of science education for children...

www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/objects/interactives/launchpad/vibration_station.aspx
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 22:01, Reply)
This is a link post Boris commends the weather
Fuckwit
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Boris Johnson was Baby P's dad
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
's dad




I wish
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
He was ok until the last 20 seconds
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is he a fuckwit.?
Everything he said seemed sensible and yes, the weather is pretty impressive at the moment.
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
What is the point of bright shiny new snow ploughs for 2 or 3 days every 10-20 years or so?
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed. Seemed like perfectly sensible comments
from Boris. He actually talks more sense than not. I for one agree with his idea of having an airport on the Thames estuary. Heathrow is a dog.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Much as I hate everything he stands for
I can't help liking Boris.

Anthropomorphic weather, indeed.
 (simon shitting mason, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post In other news, have some Russian Lolcats

(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post fan
fucking
tastic

lav it
 (I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone for something ludicriously cute?
I think this qualifies.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone for something glasscock?
I think this qualifies..




(sorry, couldn't resist)
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone for something sarcastic?
I think this qualifies.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone looking for an extension of this joke?
I think this qualifies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone looking for an unwanted extra qualification?
I think this qualifies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone for Quality Street?
I think i qualify
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post nice big purple one
edit: I think i qualify

(that better??!!!) their house must stink of shit tho
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone for a c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER?
I think ^that qualifies
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone looking for a can of kidney beans?
Royal Mail screwed up my order.
 (I helped save b3ta! PoshMurder <goat head>, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Right, I'm off to Quality Seconds?
It's shit there
 (dingodrum Drums 'n that., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Kitteh bronco!
gc be damned, I ain't seen it before ^^
 (I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 21:20, Reply)
This is a link post Its the Bale hissyfit rap NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's another goodie of somebody loosing it on a film set
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yITx7txr-7M
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *i like this*
It's fuck-king distraaacting, oooh goood!
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:18, Reply)
This is a link post Hungry, hungry kittens...
Cutest thing I've seen in ages. Poor likkle kittehs hankering for some foodz.
(I helped save b3ta! Noo_Noo Is now 'BeerElf Jnr', I guess :), Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww - they are lully :)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fab :)
The washing machine one wins it :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
meww! meeeew! mee- *silence*
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *nom * purr * nom * purr * nom *

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post KILL THEM WITH HAMMERS!!!
HARD!

/dogs are better.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post but fair...

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post die in a fire
In your profile you claim not to be a chav - but you are!
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post The NOISE!
But they were so adorable! Especially climbing the guy preparing their food.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post aaaaaaaaaw!
OOSABOOBOODOODOODEN???
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the ginger one
nice and well behaved. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post awwwww washing machine climb ftw
click
 (The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post this reminds me
of all the kids in the videos of Iraqi soldiers who beg the guys for money, water, biscuits and what not
 (sapincher, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Kittens for World Peace
A basket of kittens would solve all the world's ills
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww....
So lully.... :)
 (DanS like you've never DanSed before!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *wants*

(lolwhites, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:53, Reply)
This is a link post Charles Hawtrey... pissed... on Runaraaaaaaannnnddd!
One of the more bizarre clips from 70s kids TV (and that's saying something).

The kids clearly don't have a clue who he is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats a bit special that.
All they needed was Kenneth Williams running in with a chair leg shouting 'you bitch, hawtrey'.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post TV Gold :)
That'll be David Tennant in 30 years time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha - Runaround was aces :)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post is that
frank butcher?
 (addikt, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post certainly is

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 8:45, Reply)
This is a link post Dick Dastardly caught at Melbourne airport...
I am just wondering where he put Mutley?
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't the Aussies call swimming trunks
Budgie smugglers?

I'm sure I heard that this morning on Radio 4 (of all places).
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I missed Radio 4 this morning,
dag nammit. Usually listen to it on the way to work. What a funny name for trunks though.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post They like to wear them with their thongs
Strange people. Being upside down all day must have affected their brains. That and the weather.

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame the accent.
Also, I just cant used to twitter, I find it, dare I say, pointless.

*hides*
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I know what you mean
but I'm finding it rather addictive.

I also like that I can cyber stalk celebs (read:Stephen Fry). I know what he's up to this very evening. I know what he did this morning. I know what he did yesterday.

Um..actually...that's sad.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I have trouble updating my Facebook status regulary, let alone all that
Speaking of which, *pokes* ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post *bokes*

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *folks*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post *peter falks*

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post *Simon McCORKindales*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You laaaavvv it!
*pokes back*
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post *sidepokes*
Maybe ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It was fun for a while,
I revisit ever now and then, but I dont think I would go mad for it. If it werent for Stephen Fry, I dont think I would have bothered in the first place.
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this Twitter or manlove?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post There is somthing inside me saying manlove...

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, the condom split.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite bit is 'an undeclared aubergine in his holdall.'
Ooh, err Misses!
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post Garth Crooks warns Richard Littlejohn about the West/East Coast Niggas. NSFW I made this!
I made this - I saw it on TV, recorded it to VHS, put the VHS away for a few years, found it again recently and uploaded it to YouTube.

NSFW - Contains the word 'niggas' and Richard Littlejohn.

This is a normal post - Correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post lmao
the most well spoken 'nigga'
 (PaulGadd -, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh jeez!
Give me some context. How/why?
 (Glomp Fuck, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, I find it annoying too when
videos don't show what happened before/after the main event but thats all I recoreded at the time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:21, Reply)
This is a link post headfuck scientific theories..
...in honour of the young scamp below asking "Is this real life?"
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post that bit about the universe really got me.
that one mighty headfuck
 (PaulGadd -, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post try the one where it's more probable that we exist in a computer simulation than not.
Chew on that:

www.simulation-argument.com/matrix.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Fucking Christ.
Thank you, now I have to go bury my head in frozen peas again.
Ah well, see you in a week.
 (Hairy Bob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post that's just dribble

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:46, Reply)

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