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This is a link post The MSN website are a bunch of cheeky sods
Recognise any of these? I do, and not a single credit to be seen. Theivin' bastids!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Bastards.
My wife forwarded an eMail to me yesterday with all these in.
It happens regularly.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post You think that's bad?
I haven't had a 2009 coin yet!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post They've sanitised them as well?
Pretty sure the Gillette one was called the "face fuckerupper" or something?
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post By jove you're right!
Not only are they stealing things from b3ta to pass off as their own, they're altering them too.

They'll be taking the very thoughts from our heads next. Grr!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll turn us into zombies!
Only able to communicate through flash cards with emoticons on them!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ==I >:-{O --I--<

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh noes!
Website takes pictures that people have taken from the web and altered from the web and alters them!
It'll all end in tears.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Bastards.

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post cnuts.

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Was doing the rounds on email a week or two ago
none of mine were on it though
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Haaaaah!
Knobber.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post What a shame they know better than to hotlink
We could have paid them back with a site of goatse.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:23, Reply)
This is a link post Mr Softy Top goes mental NSFW
Back when Peter Kay was very funny.
Only NSFW for a few choice words.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This was a brilliant series!

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post This^^^^
I watched Phoenix Nights again the other night. Utter win!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Peter Kay stopped being funny after he lost Dave Spikey as a writing partner.
Discuss.

*Edit* Great clip :)
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post CORRECT
See also: Selling out
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:09, Reply)
This is a link post A VERY SPECIAL Valentine
Its pretty lame...but I lolled
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a link post Nom Nom Nom
Fluff. Sorry.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post GODDAMNIT

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a link post Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning (Cinema Snob Review) NSFW
To coincide with the special day (and the fucking inevitable remake) he's The Cinema Snob reviewing F13 Part 5... the sequel so bad even Jason didn't want to be in it.

Slightly NSFW due to swears and violence
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:31, Reply)
This is a link post Forgetful NSFW I made this!
A vid me done.

Put NSFW but probably is. Contains a nude man -(naughty bits have been pixelated.)
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that.
It was surprisingly poignant.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post .
Thanks. I agree. It's almost topical. I mean, of course, poignant.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post that's strangely quite poignant

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.
And it is quite Poignant.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't see it
but as I want to be one of the crowd I'm going to comment how poignant it is :)
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post During the day, you are the Helen Keller of /links ;)

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post who said that?
*feels around a bit*
EDIT: now my sig :)
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Best reply of the day!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You've probably got a poignant filter on. Try here:
www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/d04d18d2c7/forgetful
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
no its my work being dickheads. I'll watch it later- i could do with a bit of poignancy.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3GiYr95JlU

*wipes tear*
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post FAIL
no youtube.

Doh.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Just poignant !

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Jack Osbourne?
Looking rather poignant.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha Ha
'The Poignant Jack Osbourne' is now his new nickname. Unless he likes it of course!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Awww I feel a bit bad now
Not bad enough that you shouldnt tell him though :)
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Naked fat man wobbnling downstairs
Pass the poignant mind-bleach, please.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post poignient = sexually aroused?
(very funny by the way)
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...I would.
"Keen, poignant agonies seemed to shoot from his neck downward" Ambrose Bierce.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one
keep it up sir
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 18:14, Reply)
This is a link post We can haz cheeze tiem?
seeing as it's Friday and that....
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
cheese Class!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I spent from 9-6 at work yesterday listening to disco on me earphones
purely to figure out what a 2 month brainworm I had was.
(turned out to be Jungle Fever by Chakachas)

Now that's dedication.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Cheese Class Found in Best magazine.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post hee hee :-)
I also just started buying Take a Break but we will skip over that.

It's good though - where else do you get stories like

"My husband chopped his bits off with my nail scissors"
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a copy of Chat on my desk
headlines: "I forgot I was gang raped", "Why dustman Den binned his bits" and "his sex slave, his punchbag, his property, now my kelly's DEAD"

This is a magazine for old ladies!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post but it's awesome!
I'd much rather that than 'Posh Spice in tears over her own vapidity'

give me brother has child with his own sister in a skip any day :-)
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like my local paper.

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get how they go from that to
stories about how an old fella's hearing came back after a ski trip, and pictures of grand children.

Oh christ; in next weeks issue "born without a bottom and the docs didn't even notice"
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post True.
You can't help looking at the covers at the checkout.

"My Daughter Had Her Uterus Damaged By Her Downs Son's Earlobe"
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post they almost top the Channel Five
documentary titles :-)
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the Mitchell and Webb ones
"The boy with an arse for a face"
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post A lass at work used to read those
one headline ran: "Dad raped my sister and the result was me!"

I said "I bet they're Welsh".

Cue much chortling, as she read the item and found that they were indeed fine natives of Cymru.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post you'll like this then......
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/7656852.stm

Best. story. ever
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember this :D
Was there any follow up?!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post She tried to claim insantiy then she tried for manslaughter
but she's in for full on moider. Terrible.

When I was living in Cardiff someone got stabbed to death in the queue at my local Poundstretcher - was mental!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/4362592.stm
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
*dances*
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:26, Reply)
This is a link post Mighty Sparrow On Laika
Joel's tribute to Laika's services to mother russia reminded me of an all together different musical take on the dog in space.
Mighty Sparrow is not interested in the glory of science, rahter he feels sorry for the "poor little puppy", and a pretty catchy calypso hook to go with it.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a link post UK games industry Rock Band FAIL
Think no GC, absolute train wreck viewing.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post \m/
or however you do a RAWK fingers smiley
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell!
Could that bird at the back be less happy?
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Or
could the one on the other side be any happier.
It's like masks of comedy and tradgedy.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Dear me, terrible
Remember folks, just because you're good at rock band, doesn't mean you can play a real instrument.

/fedupwithhearingthatshite blog
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh God.
I know some of these people.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:33, Reply)
This is a link post Well, I didn't expect *that*
It all seems so innocent until you scroll down to the bottom of the page...

Remind you of anything?
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post graphic designers are nawty

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post anyone RISing about this
should read the above post and look again.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha! fuck.

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
The smile adds 10 points :)
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Subversive!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Took me a while...
and then I lolled.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah
nawty
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody expects
The Spanish Inquisition Goatse!!!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha nice

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post their address made me chuckle
1 Steyning Close
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft.
That's newsletter material.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:02, Reply)
This is a link post smug gits talk about LA
Ronseal.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post this video is stolen from:
www.everythingisterrible.com/
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post An extremely odd Joaquin Phonenix on Letterman
From a couple of days ago. Cringe factor 10.
Stay off the drugs, kids.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I call shenanigans
He's making a Spinal Tap mockumentary with his brother in law
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post BINGO!
www.imdb.com/title/tt1356864/
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Posted about 3 times yesterday

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That was painful.
I did feel a bit sorry for Joaquin though, he was clearly put off by Dave straight away....
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post i think
he waakeem was putting this on...look at all the press he got from it?
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
this board has consisted of little else for the past two days.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post and I still don't know who
he is
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That must be a bit of an exaggeration.
I hadn't seen it on here and I spend more time on the links board than I spend on your mother.

*ZING!*
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:20, Reply)
This is a link post A dad at 13

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Very, very wrong...

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Consider my gob well and truly smacked...
"just fed her, train her..."

It's a fucking human being not a puppy!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post well, speaking as the father of a 1 week old boy
he's not technically wrong... All mine does is drink, sleep and shit himself. He's like Shane MacGowan with slightly better breath.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!
How is the yougster doing? And Mrs B3ta?
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post And a better singing voice I reckon

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post What have you called him?
I think "Clarence the Impenetrable" has a nice ring to it.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Stan
or more fully Stanley William Manuel
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Congrats, sir :)

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers
I like solid man names. No naming the kid Rasputin just because I'm some dickhead with a website.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, you've got a website?
:)

congrats though, we had a boy recently too.. they're better than girls.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post "YES, WE'VE GOT A VIDEO!"

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post If you are designing a bank safe.

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Speaking as someone with no kids
I can be as self-righteous as I like about this and bang on about parental responsibility whilst having no idea what raising a child entails
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post [ well congrats there MrManuel (+ Family obviously ;)

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post As the father of a 5 month old
Rob's right although that changes at about 2-3 months old.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It's kind of like having fish, but with no glass to bang on.
So I just rattle their bars.

That's parenting.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my Lord!
I am slowly starting to understand why the Daily Mail have such a large readership....
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Redsushi - A Julie Moult in the making?
/Newsletter Title
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I AM AN IDIOT! :D

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post christ
"What's finanncially?"
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't trust them with a puppy, let alone a baby.

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post wow...
kids nowadays. and he's barely into puberty
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Maisy Roxanne?
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post At least he can prove to the other kids
that he has definitely had a shag. Hell of a price to pay though.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:51, Reply)
This is a link post Zombie Cat
A cat licking a mans finger. That's about it really.

Anyone suffering from Friday 13th accidents???
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall not lower myself to look upon you...
...now keep feeding me, human.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post haha - no accidents yet
but I am going to sign my will this afternoon!

Will I make it?!!!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That depends if you put me down as the sole beneficiary
So far I have stubbed my toe getting into the shower.
My bike had a flat tyre.
Nearly crashed into a guy getting out of his van without looking to see if anything was overtaking him.
The seam on my trousers has come undone.
So far so good . . .
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *fears*

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you leave me your trousers?
Mine have broken. Completely smashed to bits.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Smashed to bits?
How on earth did that happen? Were they made from glass/ice/porcelain???
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Bakelite?

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Shellac actually.

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha ha ha!
That is brilliant :D
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post haha what a spoilt moggy.
I love how at the end he's offered the bowl and he just turns his nose up.

No human, you shall continue to hand feed me, and be damn grateful for the privilege!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post My Dad has fallen over in the night and banged his head
after having a nosebleed all night and is now in hospital,could be considered a friday 13th accident.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:40, Reply)
This is a link post The Black Dog's Progress NSFW
Interesting little flip-book based animation. Marked NSFW for cartoon dog-buggery!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Nice find :)
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:28, Reply)
This is a link post I likes NSFW
The Goldfish
NSFW for 1 swear word but it is bleeped!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post AHHH HAHAHAHA
spat coffee at my moniter as well.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha :D
*clicks*
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
excellent
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post oh. god.
real life lols a plenty here
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA
Isn't this what Lovejoy left Soccer AM to do?

I love sheephead
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh
Thats where i recognise him from
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Sheephead Sheephead Sheephead Sheephead

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Channel Bee's not too bad
Just a pity, as mentioned above, that Sheephead and the crew don't get a wider auduence since Soccer AM
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:02, Reply)
This is a link post Faily faily skater fail
this will make you cry
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post this appears to be a spanish failblog

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post The Fail in Spain
Fails mainly in the same way it does elsewhere
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ayayayayayayayayaeeee

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ethethethethetheth
Chris Waddle
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Darwin Award!
He's unlikely to reproduce now.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That looked so bad
I feel I'm unable to reproduce just watching it.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That wouldn't be funny...
if it wasn't for the guy who asks 'Are you alright?'
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be funny
If it hadn't been posted on here a dozen times in the last 7 days.
This is just a new link to it...
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:14, Reply)
This is a link post Faily faily beach fail
this will make you laugh
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that was amusing

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post (') (_)

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Alcohol?
Senility?
Sunstroke?
Good old-fashioned stupidity?
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm.
I'm guessing Alzheimers or a stroke of some sort.

Sad.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post he was pissed!

(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Holiday. Ridiculous tan. Speedos.
= New money man drunk on pina coladas.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:50, Reply)

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