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This is a link post Hair Salon Name Generator
Well, I had never seen it before myself...
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post curl up and dye
my all time favourite
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post was that from the Blues Brothers?

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post No
Number 41 Front Street, Ripponden if my memory serves me right.

Good lord they are all over google images!!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post There was one where I used to live
called Deb-on-hair.

Also- there was a curry house near me called Balti Towers, and we have an estate agent here called Sherlock Homes.

Lol.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Feeling better?

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post not 100% so still off work
going back tomorrow :(
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Boo
I bet you're wathcing Loose Women while you're browsing.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post No I'm watching the food channel
Seeing as I'm not allowed to eat solid food
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd post you the soup I made on sunday but it'd leak out of the envelope
Cannelini bean, cauliflower and leek, with rosemary and thyme. Yummy.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I made some chicken bacon and vegetable soup.
Its lovely but I'm a bit bored of it now.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You could always order a curry and pop it in the blender
That would be interesting.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you got the flu of the pigs?

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I'e got Salmonella.
It's not much fun :(
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that like Salmon Flu, then?

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to hate that at school
Only way to eat it is with a massive amount of jam and mix it all in. Same with rice pudding.


Have tomorrow off and you can come cavorting in the woods with me and Monty. (let me make it perfectly clear that it will be purely for walking the dogs)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, we can hold hands and skip through the greenery :)
And try and identify Matthew Corbett's barge...
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes lets stalk d list ex celebs.
I reckon we wait till he is pissed and put on a sooty and sweep show at the window of his barge and really freak him out.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorting Su out with a bit of double action
Oh yes.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post There is a Indian restaurant called Balti Stan
Named after the owner, Stan.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I one flew Debon-air to spain
Just before we landed the captain announced "Doors to Manuel"

no shred of a lie.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Weans World
- children's clothing shop in Glasgow :-)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post dalston hairdresser
"It'll grow back"
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:12, Reply)
This is a link post Fast Food Mafia [PIC] view!
First you get the delicious food ... Then you get the Power... Then you get the women!

That's pretty awful.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)
This is a link post Who is taking Michael Jackson's 50 Dates at the O2 Arena? THE ANSWER IS HERE! I made this!
To ensure no one is disappointed, the answer isn't actually here, but it what is here is a comedy sketch about that thing.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Robbie Williams
has apparently taken 25 of them.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post remind me to get my sniper rifle cleaned.....

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Lets all have a go...
www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-22122877-details/Robbie+goes+green+after+piercing/article.do
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Darth Vader is doing 10.

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post And Boba Fett's his support
He's performing his new single Sarlac (is it me you're looking for?)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Would like to see him in a bikini.

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to see you in a bikini.

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post No you wouldn't!
Would a mankini do?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Gary Glitter is doing 5.
5 year olds that is.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:09, Reply)
This is a link post 7 Fatal Injuries that people have somehow survived.
Like the guy getting shot in the head with a nail gun. 12 times. By himself. All he had was a headache.

And words from the guy who got cut in half by a train:

Today, Truman is back at work at a desk job. He says he can still do the things he did before the accident like swimming, playing with his kids and screaming, "Fuck you!" at every train he passes.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair
if he shot himself 12 times in the head, he probably missed his brain by about three foot....
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That is quite interesting and amusing
I like to 'actual footage' of the last one.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Mrs P loves this sort of thing, Bizzare ER is one of her favourite shows
But she thinks my interest in serial killers is odd, go figure.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Bizarre ER is fab
they have an animal one now too.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a link post Ham or spam?


For lazy radio hams you'll soon be able to chat to your buddies on your iPhone, with your 10-10's and your QRT's. http://hamsphere.com/IphoneAPP/

"I've got friends all over the world, none in this country granted"
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post The lad 'imself - good quotage there.

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Queen's bishop to knights four
"Can you turn down that bleeding racket down".


seems it's all been taken off youtubeinterwebs for the sake of DVD sales hitting double figures.

Oh the irony
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Where's the quote from?

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hancocks Half Hour from the 1960's
Episode called "The Radio Ham". Paul Merton did a re-make of it lately. Neither are on YouTube. Available on DVD etc though.

(It's either very good or has a very low appeal)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, ta
Pa
(, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 4:06, Reply)
This is a link post How to Survive an Airplane Crash.
Info like this could save your life.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard that the brace position
was there to keep your teeth near your body so they can identify your charred remains....

rather than to improve your chances of survival.
is that true d'ya fink?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post yep, dental records and a nice clean snap of the neck
to alleviate suffering
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
I was put a post in on talk about this about a year ago but the general consensus was that it was a myth.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
The brace position was invented years ago when there was far more space in planes IMO - now try to get into the brace position on an EasyJet flight ... it's a physical impossibility (for me anyway)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Try doing that on Air Cameroon.
There's not even space to sit.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post you could sit on the wings
then it's easier to get off if the plane crashes
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, Air Cameroon
Have they changed at all in the last ten years?

Does "a big bucket of animal fat" still count as hand luggage?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post While brace postions in the face of a nosedive into the ground/ocean from 25000 feet are pretty pointless
Bracing in event of a wheels up, or off runway landing, means that everyone keeps in their seats, and protects face and limbs from copping a bashing and preventing injury. The quick death thing is just a grim urban legend.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Tyler Durden says it's so oxygen floods to your noggin
and you calm down....
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That comment is based on science and therefore, must be true
;)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post he also said you can make napalm from orange juice

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post computer says False
www.snopes.com/travel/airline/brace.asp

Although I sometimes question Snopes itself.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post my instinct - apart from screaming -
would be to bring my legs up to my chest so they don't get sliced off....

hahaha
one plane journey I went on was playing Rosemary's baby as the in flight movie.

My mate was on a plane to LA during the riots and watched a news report on the plane about how LA was burning and there was a mad gunman on the lose in LAX. She asumed that they would divert the plane - they didn't.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Huh, they were playing sweet home alabama in the bar at Heathrow!
waiting for a delayed work flight, time for a beer, that came on, Good choice, what next says dave, Chantilly lace by the big bopper? Rave on,buddy holly? I can`t remember all the bands that had been in crashes we came up with. I had to cry foul at Stevia Ray Vaughn as that was a helicopter!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a link post MC Hammer Meets Star Wars
"Link may not have been posted before. Maybe." I rest my case m'lud.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:55, Reply)
This is a link post Sprout
Ace game - you have to choose the right sprout :)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post clickles
got it - took a while
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post How Do You Get Through The Desert?
Coconut just drops and doesn't move. Fruit burns up and dandelion blows me back to the farm...

HELP!

Sorted now
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Coconut.
Dam.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Im in the desert
but when i choose coconut I dont go anywhere...

HALP!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this!
EDIT: oh! i got it! *joys*
hint: go back from the desert and lookit the dam more closely.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post eh?
will I kick myself when I work out how to get past the desert?

/doh-dumb-blog!

EDIT : Yes i will....ouch!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Loving this a lot
Very original idea, thanks for sharing!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
I really enjoyed that
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:32, Reply)
This is a link post Remember those midget wrestlers drugged by fake hookers
Next episode in the story
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)
This is a link post Top Tips from 'Moron Magazines'
Genuine top tips clipped out and blogged about for your self-indulgence.

From the Hero of Switzerland (via www.peterserafinowicz.com)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post soo good it should have been in the newsletter before last ;)

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Is fannyc on holiday this week?
She hasn't been on here at all :S
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post oo er, no idea
or taking a break from b3ta or summat
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The one about the thermos flask
and hotdogs has a level of genius.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant :)
I bet if you went around thlogknows place she'd have loads of stuff that she's done from the magazines like the whisk cotton wool holder ;)

*Edit* Sublime:

2.bp.blogspot.com/_yARMAhlXvdY/SeXMbNwaPbI/AAAAAAAAAkA/5NtQK_dj2I0/s400/MATTRESS034.jpg
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post True that :-)
Take a Break is more educational than book learnin.

Here's one I would submit:

Did you know that if you go to Starbucks you can ask them for a bag of used coffee grounds. They have to give you it and it's free.
You can then use these as a cheap exfoliator to get rid of cellulite.

Also if you mix honey with an aspirin in and put it on your face it gets rid of spots.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post The coffee grounds aren't a bad idea actually.
Only thing is, you'd smell of coffee.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post it's something to do with the caffeine in them
- although it's messy as hell
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post And you can put them in your compost afterwards
True fact.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post and if you're dark you can rinse your hair in it.
Makes it shiny.

Beer's good for that too but makes you smell like a tramp
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The egg tips are making me strangely nauseous
heroofswitzerland.blogspot.com/2009/04/top-tips-chat-magazine-pick-me-up.html
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great :D

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post This is both hilarious and tragic.
For some reason, I get the very real feeling that many of those sending tips in are on the verge of dementia.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post We should have a compo.
See who can get the most patently ridiculous idea published.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Seconds

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:20, Reply)
This is a link post Demolition City
Another gravity game, a bit like the castle trebuchet game, but this time you need to use dynamite to bring the buildings down.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Was on a couple of days ago.
But I won't tell anyone, I promise.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh crap
Please don't abuse me, I made a spelling error when I searched for it.

(Hangs head in shame)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry
it's inspired me to waste some more of my working day playing it again!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't see this before & I love it
Cheers
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:06, Reply)
This is a link post Mr Dramatic - short film NSFW
~12 mins

low-key tongue-in-cheek comedy

original score by Freescha, which is what pulled me in


NSFW for language
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:33, Reply)
This is a link post Online dining
Entirely in Japanese it would seem, this appears to be an online restaurant.

You get to print a little paper apron for your laptop to protect it from getting spattered wth sauce. Bring your own rice and sauce to the machine, choose your meats, watch it being cooked, and then when the bell rings, your (flash) meat is ready and it's time to eat.

It's completely mental.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it a game, or just a video?
It looks like an art piece.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Clink the link underneath the video
As far as I can make out, the video is an instructional.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I would guess it is an advert
Along the lines of: "if you can't come to our restaurant, watch the video & eat rice at the same time & pretend you are eating our food"

My favorite restaurant in Singapore is called Gyu Kaku - Korean BBQ style dining (ie little BBQ pit like in the video on each table). But it is Japanese & serves Wagu beef - simply divine!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Nom nom!

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post 12 years ago I was in Japan working
At night we used to go down the slop shop to eat with the locals. There was a ticket machine outside next to a huge table laid out with plastic model of every plate on the menu. You inserted your Yen and pressed the corresponding button and received a ticket. You took the ticket inside to the counter and sat down.

After watching it being cooked a bell rang and you were given it to eat.
They were/are very popular (cheap and nutritious).

[they think westerners are mental BTW]

Oh and they had ISDN ports at the tables in Macky Dees (Usually with the end of a french fry sticking out of them)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)
This is a link post an alternative to the boxes of porn and crap in your garage
did you see this in the papers yesterday?
From the daily mail and it's not about cancer

tho thye'll prob be a headline tomorrow of "tarpaulin garage covers cause cancer"....
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The "Daily Mail Twat Of The Year" award goes to
"If these are designed to cover garage doors, why are all the doors in the photographs open???? Am I being a bit thick?"
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post erm yes you are a bit
they don't really have f1 cars and elephants in them - they are covers for your garage doors so you look like you have a cool car/plane/crocodile etc in your garage.....

try reading it again pet
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I think
you'll find that was a quote.

Try reading it again :)
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
burn
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post oh ok - sorry
am pwned....
:(

still I do have a parrot
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:04, Reply)
This is a link post Maru the cat and his crab shell hat
Remember the cat in the video with the big box?
He's into millinery now....


(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Heheh!
I want to work Maru into the video I'm currently doing but I'm not sure how.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post you should do a Maru, Winston and Winston-san megamix
oooh - and Keyboard Cat :-D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Sing this to the tune of postman pat
:D
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Maru makes me glee a little

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:32, Reply)
This is a link post Free Text Messaging
Just saw this on MSE's weekly email.

I've tried it and it does seem legit though your text does have a tagline on it saying "free text from cbfsms.com".

Handy if you're skint.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Tis awesome, huh? :D
I used to use it quite a bit when I'd run out of PAYG credit.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Martin Lewis is god
I got money back for PPI miselling thanks to him :-)

Saw him in the Westfield centre a few weeks ago and very nearly went full on girl-fan on him.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Tart!

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft!
Should have seen me when I met Brett Anderson!
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post christ is this site STILl operating
I used to use this site over 5 or 6 years ago !!

and it hasnt changed ....

must make money somehow
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:03, Reply)
This is a link post I never realised Princess Leia was so short
Some of the main characters from Star Wars, in 70's fashion
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Princess Leia's the middle one
you're looking at Kenny Baker
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Standing in front of Prowse
would make most people look short.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post 5 ft 1 apparently
but Harrison Ford is standing closer to the lens and the flattening effect of photographs makes her look even shorter.

I'm about 8 inches taller than my wife and sometimes we get this effect in our photos and I look like a giant.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't Mark Hamill
a little short for a voice artist?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 9:13, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, I'm a massive tool
But who is the bloke stood next to Ford?
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Dave Prowse (Vader).
I met him once (recently). He was a right miserable sod.
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Darth Vader
and the really tall guy is Chewbacca
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:17, Reply)
This is a link post Beachy I made this!
Digging throuhg my files and found this little thing I made plenty time ago. Thought I'd re-share
(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 7:15, Reply)
This is a link post World's most popular recording artist 1910-1925. Peter Dawson's "Road to Mandalay"

(, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 6:16, Reply)

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