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This is a link post Bawlmerese - Learn to speak like the natives of Baltimore
Okay, we've all heard all the jokes about all the dialects of the UK... put on your best Merkin accent (you know, the one that always gets you laughs at the office party) and try these out. Ah Baltimore...
 (I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 8:22, Reply)
This is a link post Proper Vindaloo!
Probably going to try this tommorow.
(Fluffster, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 6:52, Reply)
This is a normal post probably cheaper to buy Asda's meal deal for one

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post probably cheaper to eat bricks for a week

(__, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post its easier
for the bog as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post mmm that does look nice, and not stupidly spicy either.
this one is good and really quick and easy to make

Chickpea curry
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ1qcnoi-H4
 (I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I make a proper vindaloo from my Grandma's recipe
it's LUSH!
Completely different from this one though.
 (I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Saving the vid for later.
But it does look bloody lovely.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yummmmmm
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post yum yum :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I made this last week, the '10 minute Curry'
www.videojug.com/film/how-to-cook-a-chicken-curry-in-ten-minutes

It was Yummy! :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Good god that made me hungry!

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Curry is fucking awesome.
Sorry if I'm stating the obvious. I've been dabbling myself...Sometimes tricky to get right, but I think I might try and get adopted by some little old indian lady who can come round and cook for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post bookmarked
i'll be giving that a go
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Either that's a bloody big fork in the background
Or he's a really really tiny chef.

Looks yum.
 (I helped save b3ta! milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
And what the hell is the little badger picture about?
 (mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a link post Nice little late night synth animation

(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 4:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 5:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed
Best thing I've seen on here in ages
 (The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 19:17, Reply)
This is a link post Magic Mongo
I didn't make this shit up. I wish!
 (I helped save b3ta! salamander, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:29, Reply)
This is a link post why didn't i think of that?
what to do with uly tree stumps
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:31, Reply)
This is a link post Bon Qui Qui at King Burger
(a MAD tv production)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post anjela johnson is so fine

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
What's a bonquiqui?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:51, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a ghetto name

(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 3:52, Reply)
This is a normal post possibly...
..Creole pigeon for "Good Fuck".
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 10:13, Reply)
This is a link post Yeh Buddayyyyyyy!
Nothin' but a peanut!
hahaha
(Search says no, but a lot of views. Sorry if GC)
(r2b2 has ear cataracts?!?, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't normally swear on here, but...
FUCKING HELL!
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post well he's going to be fat or dead in 5 years

(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post My vote is for ...
Fat AND dead. Anyone fancy a wager?
 (r2b2 has ear cataracts?!?, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Steroids make people mental
Why would you want to do that to yourself?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ron Coleman is a fucking monster
I think you are right tho, my bets on a heart attack.
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:36, Reply)
This is a normal post meh.
I would stroll up to that guy and say "You are a big puff. I would rim you after I'd seen how ugly your mum is, and you would like it. Your car is shit, and all the music you like is shit." Then I would tickle his balls and say something racialist. That's because I'm tough and he's not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Well apart from the fact he is a policeman
and would probably taser you in the nut sack.
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:37, Reply)
This is a normal post What you just said
gave me a semi!
Is that wrong?

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
whatever floats your boat matey...

YEAH BUDDAAYY!
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:42, Reply)
This is a normal post What was he doing with that 800lb weight, anyway?
It didn't look far down enough to be a squat, so surely that'd mean short muscles? Though from looking at him he doesn't exactly seem all too small.


Fucking roided up loon.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid fuck!

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 9:15, Reply)
This is a link post Another friday night game
most probably old but still a classic
 (PaulGadd -, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:29, Reply)
This is a link post Will You Be Here Tomorrow ?
lessons learnt:
1. don't blow torch your way into explosive barrels
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh. My. Fucking. God. Yes.
Pure fucking win. Newsletter. Now. That is the best thing on the internet.
 (13ffx should be working..., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It's done the rounds several times
and been in the newsletter already.
 (I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:01, Reply)
This is a normal post the nail in the eye
has won it for me. Nice find.
 (I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
Looks good enough to be early peter jackson. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm, doubting this is genuine
But even so, it's cracking. Final Destination meets Casualty. Clicking now.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:55, Reply)
This is a normal post that's it...
I'm never leaving the house again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:59, Reply)
This is a normal post GLAAAAAAASSSSS COOOOOOOOOCKKK!!!!!
</nazi>
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh shiiiit
4 mins in is big foot and santas startled love child
 (I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)
This is a link post Hula hooping at its finest
seriously hot hula hooping girl
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't really watching the hula hoop...
Schwing! Tent pole!
 (I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I lasted 40 seconds
Shit music, and she just looks like one of these soap dodging ravers that you see at festivals.
Waving glow sticks around....
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post good skills but shes not hot
shes ugly and dressed like a freak
 (richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha internet person rejects girl he could only wish to sleep with to make himself look cool shocker!
She's slutty, nice figure and good mover.

forget hiding behind the internet, if you were single and in a pub, you'd be dreaming of shagging her rotton, go on.. admit it :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Psh, this is nothing
I saw an Israeli girl do it once!

Those hips and that chest, going round, and round, and round, and *uunh*, oops.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:50, Reply)
This is a normal post shiniiie...
young pretty girl being all twirly and swishy...
...we likes that :)
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I see you your hula girl and raise you this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=idCQQKr8Bso

bet it doesn't work 'cause I'm spasticated
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post This vid
won her $10,000 last year, so she is doing ok!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:12, Reply)
This is a link post Tron sequel - TRON LEGACY - concept footage in high definition
 


Last year's test footage for next year's sequel to the early 80s cult classic. Forget The Phantom Menace - THIS is the geekquel that we have been waiting for.

End of line.
 (I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It'd best be good
I'm already put off a little by the curves instead of direct turns.

It's meant to be all digital and shizznit, giving it curves doesn't make it modern, giving it curves changes the rules of the game.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ^THIS^
How the feck can they do the bike bits any justice if they just turn normally?

BOOO!
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:47, Reply)
This is a normal post nice one!
finally! I saw the dodgy cam footage a few months ago from comicon and have been looking forward to this for a while. It looks awesome. Jew bridges ftw.

I'd quite like to see them make it into a good game too, rather than the inevitable shite franchise cash-in.

edit/ I'm glad to see that they've changed the title from that shitty TR2N nonsense too. And the daft punk soundtrack should be awesome! Glee! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks pretty good
wasn't jeff bridges in the first one, I never seen it
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
the young guy standing up about to kill the other one at the end is a cgi young jeff from the 1st film i think.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I just wet myself
Nothing to do with the link though.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Finally!
so gorgeous
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post *ejaculates*

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post This is still on my list of films to watch.
This one looks stunning.
 (I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that
looks fantastic!
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
it actually looks good!
 (MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post imax 3d
ooooooo :)
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is a link post awwww home needed for doggie and his guide dog
I wish i had lots of money, id have these two. Someone out there must have a big house.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:44, Reply)
This is a link post break dancing vader
as if this hasnt been done before.

Yoda was better
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post needs a flapping
cdc
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post id do that!
the big dipper in Santa Cruz is alot of fun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post how would he do on teh corkscrew tho'
meh
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post that sounds like a challenge!!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post as long as we we're in a loving sexual embrace...



maybe
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post very cool..
but doesn't look amazingly dangerous. He's attached to the rails in the same way that the rollercoaster cars would be. He's also got breaks on those things, and he has handles to hold himself in the correct position..
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Would of been funnier if the rails suddenly got wider

(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:49, Reply)
This is a normal post *Clickage*
& thanks for the tip of the hat me man. ;-D
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 9:31, Reply)
This is a link post Japanese rice paddy art
beats crop circles :)
 (funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey
The Japs really do have an incredible culture...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post or their visiting aliens do!

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 9:29, Reply)
This is a link post we love rachel riley

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone loves Rachel Riley

(iainhasaface is freezing, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post boobs

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hmmm
that's pretty creepy
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
Not as creepy as these
 (I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post doesnt she look a little bit like Vorderman??
little bit??


maybe i just want her to ne Carol

*misses
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
Photoshop dark hair, add a couple of decades, no need to do anything with the breasts. Definitely got a look of Vorderman about her.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:21, Reply)
This is a normal post She looks a bit like my ex girlfriend
(sad face........)
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post *sends pictures of my ex to fwap over


also *saddish face ALTHOUGH I'd LIKE to kick her in teh clunge x87
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Stalker Alert

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet she gives good head

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I love Rachel
So much more lovely than Carol
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Rachel Riley > Carol
Old Countdown to be honest
 (I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post And yeah, that blog is ever so slightly disturbing
somebody should point it out to Channel 4 or whoever
 (I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Carol Vorderman's mum gave me a biscuit.
ms riley has nice tits.
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 9:34, Reply)
This is a link post Silvio Berlusconi misbehaving
A national leader acting like a randy 15 year old? It could only be one man...
(Blak, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post he's my favourite of all world leaders
he's the character that would put drugs into the g20 tea, but only to feel up merkel.
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
What a fucking legend!
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This ^
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
 (funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post funny in his own way
but were he the premier of my country I'd've shot the fucker by now.

The only reason he's still in power is because he controls all the news distribution in Italy. You get these twats moaning about new world order and european conspiracies and so on then there's this corrupt retard and they do nothing about him.

Oooh, I see the post below about the film, will hunt it down, but my point still stands; the man is a fuckwit.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hero :D

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha great
can you imagine brown doing that
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That's not Berlusconi
It's Nanni Moretti playing him in the film 'Il Caimano'.

Silvio's real fuck-ups are even more entertaining though.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post awwww :(

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post AHAHAHAHAHA
what a cunt...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
for anyone thats seen the film hot rod, he does the dance the asian kid does!
 (JoePesky, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG
You do know this is a Fake, right? It's a Look-a-likey....
It's as old as all the inter-web pipes put together, ffs
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 23:43, Reply)
This is a link post Janelle Monae "Many Moons"
this is the most utter most impressive song I've heard in bloody ages :)
(Uneasy Coon Supoer Salmonn mon sanmmiich D:, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post long video, but she has some unique style I like

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12!

from sesame street...
 (Rick_O\'Shea, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
and andre 3000 wants his fucking dance moves back!

good tune though...
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
though the beginning is pure Inspirals...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post yup. I kept singing the counting song...
(wasn't it the pointer sisters sang it?)

and it doesn't SEEM (from my very rapid googling of the subject) that the director is the same for the HEY YA video and this one. It's really really similar though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ and ^^^^
Loving the farfisa/pinball mashup
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Sat 25 Jul 2009, 2:29, Reply)
This is a normal post If that isn't produced and directed by the people behind Outkast's Hey Ya
I'll eat my hat
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 0:07, Reply)

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