That was almost as interesting as watching paint dry It looked like a Justin Bieber appreciation society day out
(Darklord, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 6:36,
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Yes it was horribly tedious. I would have really fucking hated being near those twats.
Much prefer the vid below of the pissed up bloke.
EDIT: when I said 'it was horribly tedious' I didn't mean that I was actually there. Honest!
(pissflaps.FSPW, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:02,
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YOU WERE THERE???
Wow! That's very brave of you to admit...
(Darklord, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:16,
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A gay virgin with a puppet
I've seen enough
(bogus officialshove it up your cunt, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:04,
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What is going on here?
Personal fan club or something?
(Fluffster, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 8:54,
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This^
What the hell is this about? Who the fuck is he?
(RJWEcologyis just sharpening his axe on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:33,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol.
it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it
(LP, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:11,
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my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
He's still internetting (though not b3ta I guess)- just saw this. I managed 15 seconds. I didn't much care for it.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:08,
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that is a different JD to this one though...
isn't it? or has he become even gayer and started singing?
(McMookMacCrush Proof, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:32,
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Foreign aircraft? Unlikely. Most American incursions stop just short of the border, same with Russians coming into our airspace. They fuck off before crossing.
Anyone speak Russian?
(waz4444Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 2:35,
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don't speak good enough Russian
boot it looks to me like it has a transponder code... doubt it's anything toooo exotic
(pounanaSlept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 2:59,
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What gets me is that it is flying at exactly flight level 20,000 Meters all the time.
Prob some Russian secret plane flying in the atmosphere or a fake.
(moiderloves all kinds of kebabs, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:23,
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I actually do not find
the young lad/ladette dressed up as disturbing, whatever floats your boat and all that(and im sure the DM readers will pop in with something related to age etc blah blah, seriously fuck off).
What I do find disturbing is he aint too shabby for his age :/
[edit] NOT that I have seen anyone even remotely young doing burlesque.
Saved. [/edit]
(NirmethMy ignore list is fucking huge. Hint., Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:39,
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Looks pretty
Horrible controls. A platformer where each jump requires pressing three buttons? Seriously?
(User #86772, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 1:17,
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Songs are excellent!
(Puromycinis still licking windows, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 1:21,
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The game?
(Spam FilterFormerly known as Superdude, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 1:33,
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Yea that's, um... pretty shit.
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:31,
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Red shouldered Hawk fishing in My pond I made this!
He is a frequent visitor to my ponds and he is fishing for goldfish . I really don't mind I really enjoy seeing him and hope I can catch a picture of him with a fish. This particular time he was really patient I walked up on him and my cel took a crappy picture but he stayed arround long enough for me to get the other camera from the house. the sun was on him good with the shadowed background I really wished I had more zoom and a setting to take 2 stops under and over for the HDexposure
i love hawkses
(Avastis still alive!!!!, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:44,
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If they eat goldfish
it gives them glow in the dark poo. *fact*
(monkeonschmonkeon, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:47,
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Would they make my poo glow in the dark?
Enough to read a book by? That could be useful.
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:11,
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(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:18,
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Hahahah!!! Awwwwww
I wish I could rip up credit card bills and laugh like that.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:19,
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Maybe he's laughing because he is not going to pay!
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:26,
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Awesome.
My daughter went into a similar state a couple of weeks ago over a xylophone.
(DrPrunesqualloris determined to post more as of, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:27,
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Awww I miss things like that
Last time I heard mine piss himself was when that guy got his head run over at the end of The Sopranos. They lose their innocence so quickly.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:30,
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I've noticed that the biggest laughs come when a bit of mayhem is involved
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:33,
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hence all the popular fail videos
or the classic "injury to groin" videos. I must admit I laugh everytime.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:42,
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*kicks in the groin*
Are you laughing now?
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:54,
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OH, do it again baby, do it again!
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:56,
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you should see my 1.5 year old nephew playing peekaboo with my 6 month old niece.
Cutest. Thing. Ever.
My sister doesn't want it posted online though :(
(Crap Little MonkeyDeathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:10,
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That is seriously lovely :)
(JahledThree shades of black, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:17,
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that's a man who's not going to be laughing along
when his prized book collection is mirthfully destroyed.
(arrangedletters, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:32,
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All I can hear in my head is a really amused baby going...
"Hahahaha! Oh, okay, my go, my go! Wait, I can't seem to... Oh, you did it again! I can't... How did you do that?? Hahaaa! Wait, I'll try aga- You beat me! Haha, I'm so slow at this! I've got wee hands, that's what it is. Right, I'll take this bit and you- ah! You're off again! I want a go! I'm so rubbish at this! Hahaha!"
(vix0rwas not Matthew on, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:37,
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EDIT: And before anyone asks "champagen" is a cocktail of finest French bubbly with an ecstasy tablet dropped in it and not some fat fingered spelling mistake I can't bloody edit. Fact!
(UltimateMonkeyBan this sick filth!, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:03,
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That's the best idea ever!
(Sheriff John Bunnellhttps://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:19,
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"champagen" (tm) (c)
To the Dragons' Den!
(UltimateMonkeyBan this sick filth!, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:26,
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Yeah
Coz. That's way better than trying to drug me.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:23,
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What can I say? I'm a frightful cad and a bounder. But a handsome one.
Top up? :)
(UltimateMonkeyBan this sick filth!, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:29,
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Yesh
PweSe now I musht really go to be........Hang on.....I fuckin love this tune!!!
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:33,
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He dies
What a prat
(JahledThree shades of black, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:19,
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This is awesome.
Weird guy gets a few drinks down him, professes his love of Hitler, makes a joke that wouldn't be out of place on Sickipedia, Daily Mail has a field day.
To be honest, I'm not particularly arsed. I shop at Primark.
(mingeswingers, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:38,
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Of all the people hitler would have wanted dead
A gay Parisian/italian fashion designer would have been high on his list.
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:01,
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Cheers dude :-)
(Stashieis plotting against his blender on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:29,
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Thanks - this is a gem:
"The banging of 157 hammer swings, thrilling hammer swings. The moment where this brother stuck his head into the teller window can be compared to back when he first stuck his head out into this world! It is clear that his life is wonderful, and everything else is no longer important."
(ZachariahPardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:16,
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well it IS china.
So I expect he was summarily executed and his family was charged for the bullet
(benito vaselinino not that one, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:25,
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Wow
It was over in a flash. Was that a cattle prod the woman had in the bank?
(Barry 'The Badger', Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:03,
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I wish it was
Looks to me more like one of those Maglite torches that is basically a club. Couldn't be sure of that, though.
Pretty impressed with how fast he managed to get through the glass, all things considered. If he'd been a bit more resourceful and picked up a chair or rope-stand-pole-thing, and not swapped windows, he might have been able to get away with it. Still, six minutes is not long for a police response time.
(jellybeanflickerJesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:16,
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I watched that with Massive attack - blue lines as the theme tune
It works.
(mr-lizardHell's teeth man!, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:24,
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(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:15,
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That'll buff out, no problem.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkiewished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:16,
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oops
who is that? usa mil?
also: no Dave! tonight lol - must be tired after school. or maybe they are doing a school play hahaha
(Avastis still alive!!!!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:19,
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gym club, followed by bible study I hear.
(UltimateMonkeyBan this sick filth!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:35,
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It WAS onboard the aircraft it is NOW on the ground
everything else is just "detail" surely?
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:19,
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It was cargo
it was dropped.
No fail.
(Littlesirjohnsprung up his head and so amazed them all., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:44,
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'cargo drop failure' surely?
(mictoboyshitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:46,
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^ this!!!!!!
it's only three more letters....
(nivosertangos with the devil, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:51,
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'cargo landing failure' surely?
(RocketSurgeonis pretending he's still young, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:53,
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'Cargo landing failure'
While we're all being pedantic!
*feels smug, then double checks his own post*
(Si o doomFund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:22,
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is this the new american smart bomb?
(benito vaselinino not that one, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:54,
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looks expensive.
(cronus89, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:10,
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Looks like a standard ParcelForce delivery to me
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:32,
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don't be daft!
standard parcelforce delivery is a little red card with "you were out" written on it
(LP, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:36,
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Which is also mangled.
(Si o doomFund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:22,
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and on fire.
(DrPrunesqualloris determined to post more as of, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:31,
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Sammy L....for kids
no need to cover the little ones ears when mister sweary shouty opens his mouth! some nice person has made a TV edit.....very safe for work...and kids and grannys.
(irongibbonshaolin butter finger, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:42,
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lol
really well done
(Avastis still alive!!!!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:49,
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((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:23,
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I like that
they left the copyright notice in
(LP, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:25,
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Imma off to see him in a few weeks!
On Mothers day! Get in!
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:33,
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lucky bugger
Stanhope is awesome
(------, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:42,
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I told you to come to Bath with us
Burgerface
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:36,
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We'll hopefuly move back down south soon
So we'll be visiting Bristol again one day :D We loved it there. Great place to live.
(------, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:50,
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Make sure you let the Brizzzle
massive know when you visit :-)
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:54,
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Will do will do
Shame as I was there for 5 years. Aberdeen Rd. just of Whiteladies. from 2000 on. Shame I never saw any B3tabashes then. ah well. Maybe this year sometime.
(------, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 2:22,
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Can't wait until the Edinburgh show
... notice he's announced an extra date!
(mamilla_sarsumum... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:58,
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I'm going to see him in Hammersmith. 2nd time for me. He was awesome in August at the Leicseter Square Theatre. Although my mates went a few nights later and said he was so pished that he was barely comprehendable. Hey ho.
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:37,
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I get his updates on
fuckbook. He is pissed most of the time it seems.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:44,
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