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This is a link post My name is Jacob Dyer and i live in Bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like Barnaby Bear. i like Barnaby Bear. One time he went to France. I went to France. but some kid burnt my neck. I didnt like it.
You don't hear much from Jacob Dyer much these days so here is a vid from a couple of years ago when the 'Jacob Dyer Fan Club' all congregated in Bristol to meet Jacob and have a jolly good day out.

Enjoy!
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That was almost as interesting as watching paint dry
It looked like a Justin Bieber appreciation society day out
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This is a normal post Yes it was horribly tedious. I would have really fucking hated being near those twats.
Much prefer the vid below of the pissed up bloke.

EDIT: when I said 'it was horribly tedious' I didn't mean that I was actually there. Honest!
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This is a normal post YOU WERE THERE???
Wow! That's very brave of you to admit...
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post A gay virgin with a puppet
I've seen enough
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is going on here?
Personal fan club or something?
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post This^
What the hell is this about? Who the fuck is he?
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol.
it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this from The Great Architect back in september
b3ta.com/links/528059
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
He's still internetting (though not b3ta I guess)- just saw this. I managed 15 seconds. I didn't much care for it.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is a different JD to this one though...
isn't it? or has he become even gayer and started singing?
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Great drunk guy clip
brought a tear to my eye, my third eye
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 5:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That guys laugh
is infectious :D Have a click.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Russian ATC films 'something' on the screens.
You can that, whatever it is, it's moving FUCKING fast compared to the commercial aircraft around it.

Foreign aircraft? Unlikely. Most American incursions stop just short of the border, same with Russians coming into our airspace. They fuck off before crossing.

Anyone speak Russian?
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 2:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't speak good enough Russian
boot it looks to me like it has a transponder code... doubt it's anything toooo exotic
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 2:59, , Reply)
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What gets me is that it is flying at exactly flight level 20,000 Meters all the time.

Prob some Russian secret plane flying in the atmosphere or a fake.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a link post young asian boy burlesque
erm, disturbing
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 1:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Possibly the most disturbing wank I ever had

(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 2:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post This reply isn't getting enough love.
Unlike the little ladyboy.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
Just ejaculated tea through my nose.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 8:49, , Reply)
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best reply ever.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post lols

(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I actually do not find
the young lad/ladette dressed up as disturbing, whatever floats your boat and all that(and im sure the DM readers will pop in with something related to age etc blah blah, seriously fuck off).

What I do find disturbing is he aint too shabby for his age :/

[edit]
NOT that I have seen anyone even remotely young doing burlesque.

Saved.
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(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Probably seen this game before
It's bloody addictive
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks pretty
Horrible controls. A platformer where each jump requires pressing three buttons? Seriously?
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 1:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Songs are excellent!

(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 1:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post The game?

(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 1:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yea that's, um... pretty shit.

(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Red shouldered Hawk fishing in My pond I made this!
He is a frequent visitor to my ponds and he is fishing for goldfish . I really don't mind I really enjoy seeing him and hope I can catch a picture of him with a fish.
This particular time he was really patient I walked up on him and my cel took a crappy picture but he stayed arround long enough for me to get the other camera from the house. the sun was on him good with the shadowed background I really wished I had more zoom and a setting to take 2 stops under and over for the HDexposure

Oh and Just a reminder if you missed this today b3ta.com/links/Shamless_call_for_a_vote_on_our_Rainbow_car
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(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post i love hawkses

(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post If they eat goldfish
it gives them glow in the dark poo. *fact*
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would they make my poo glow in the dark?
Enough to read a book by? That could be useful.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a link post I found this headline funny
none of my workmates did.

Judge me against my colleagues.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does that mean they use two fingers instead of one?
"Grabs coat"
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 1:26, , Reply)
This is a link post My new piece of musics I made this!
2nd thing made with renoise... more glich this time I like the drop lots :D

noise without purpose
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a link post An update from RBS
"2010 annual results confirm progress against Strategic Plan"

lol. are we getting any money form these cunts now we own some of it?
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.
Back to work, peasant.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Not quite fluff, but close: baby: check; paper: check; cuteness: off the scale
I'm getting soft.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah!!! Awwwwww
I wish I could rip up credit card bills and laugh like that.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he's laughing because he is not going to pay!

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome.
My daughter went into a similar state a couple of weeks ago over a xylophone.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awww I miss things like that
Last time I heard mine piss himself was when that guy got his head run over at the end of The Sopranos. They lose their innocence so quickly.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've noticed that the biggest laughs come when a bit of mayhem is involved

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funny/not funny
is usually funnier.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post hence all the popular fail videos
or the classic "injury to groin" videos. I must admit I laugh everytime.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post *kicks in the groin*
Are you laughing now?
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post OH, do it again baby, do it again!

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post you should see my 1.5 year old nephew playing peekaboo with my 6 month old niece.
Cutest. Thing. Ever.

My sister doesn't want it posted online though :(
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is seriously lovely :)

(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's a man who's not going to be laughing along
when his prized book collection is mirthfully destroyed.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post All I can hear in my head is a really amused baby going...
"Hahahaha! Oh, okay, my go, my go! Wait, I can't seem to... Oh, you did it again! I can't... How did you do that?? Hahaaa! Wait, I'll try aga- You beat me! Haha, I'm so slow at this! I've got wee hands, that's what it is. Right, I'll take this bit and you- ah! You're off again! I want a go! I'm so rubbish at this! Hahaha!"
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
:D
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a marijuana leaf on the cushion in the background?
Would explain a lot...
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm pissed off.........
Have some Burzum
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see your Burzum and raise you
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8atiEPs0bQ

Rock out with your cock out!
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This
Awesome song (grabs bass)
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just can't take bands with that growling vocal style seriously
so have a band with growling vocals that I can't take seriously (NSFW for language and fake projectile vomiting)
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 2:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post oooh..
I'm liking the jazzy bit.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 3:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then this will make
your face bleed!
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 8:07, , Reply)
This is a link post John Galliano has a rant
and not a very nice one. Gets suspended and then fired from Dior. Being drunk can cost ya it seems.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a tool
and why is he dressed like a mime artist/clown?
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's FASHSUN DAHLING

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post and being a stupid cunt

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks a bit like audrey hepburn with a moustache

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking Errol Flynn on meth, but your point's well taken

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is very much what he looks like!

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like your point of view Herbie!

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Check him out
I'm sure he is in here
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41786945/ns/health-addictions/
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahahaha

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awful innit
Night bc and /links sleep tight
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post G'night
Isn't this him here?

tinyurl.com/6agcstf
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kudos. I clicked on that expecting the "I Love Horses" site

(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he's just saying that all ugly people should be killed...
...so the human race becomes more beautiful.

It's not a bad idea.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least I'd still be alive.
*goes back to admire his reflection in the mirror*
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post *sidles up to UM*
Hello sailor.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post *doffs cap and offers champagen*
Ding dong!

EDIT: And before anyone asks "champagen" is a cocktail of finest French bubbly with an ecstasy tablet dropped in it and not some fat fingered spelling mistake I can't bloody edit. Fact!
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the best idea ever!

(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post "champagen" (tm) (c)
To the Dragons' Den!
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
Coz. That's way better than trying to drug me.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post What can I say? I'm a frightful cad and a bounder. But a handsome one.
Top up? :)
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yesh
PweSe now I musht really go to be........Hang on.....I fuckin love this tune!!!
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post He dies
What a prat
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is awesome.
Weird guy gets a few drinks down him, professes his love of Hitler, makes a joke that wouldn't be out of place on Sickipedia, Daily Mail has a field day.

To be honest, I'm not particularly arsed. I shop at Primark.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of all the people hitler would have wanted dead
A gay Parisian/italian fashion designer would have been high on his list.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Axe vs. bulletproof glass. - (Chinese CCTV robbery with audio)
What can only be described as a "robotically" persistent thief. Cops show
up (eventually) & I have NO idea of the outcome, (sorry).
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here is all you need to know
www.chinasmack.com/2011/videos/tianjin-bank-robbers-simple-plan-amuses-chinese-netizens.html
and translations of Chinese interwebber comments
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers dude :-)

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks - this is a gem:
"The banging of 157 hammer swings, thrilling hammer swings. The moment where this brother stuck his head into the teller window can be compared to back when he first stuck his head out into this world! It is clear that his life is wonderful, and everything else is no longer important."
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post well it IS china.
So I expect he was summarily executed and his family was charged for the bullet
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
It was over in a flash.
Was that a cattle prod the woman had in the bank?
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish it was
Looks to me more like one of those Maglite torches that is basically a club. Couldn't be sure of that, though.

Pretty impressed with how fast he managed to get through the glass, all things considered. If he'd been a bit more resourceful and picked up a chair or rope-stand-pole-thing, and not swapped windows, he might have been able to get away with it. Still, six minutes is not long for a police response time.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched that with Massive attack - blue lines as the theme tune
It works.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Cargo Drop Fail

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:15, , Reply)
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That'll buff out, no problem.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post oops
who is that? usa mil?

also: no Dave! tonight lol - must be tired after school. or maybe they are doing a school play hahaha
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post gym club, followed by bible study I hear.

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post It WAS onboard the aircraft it is NOW on the ground
everything else is just "detail" surely?
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was cargo
it was dropped.

No fail.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'cargo drop failure' surely?

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this!!!!!!
it's only three more letters....
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'cargo landing failure' surely?

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Cargo landing failure'
While we're all being pedantic!

*feels smug, then double checks his own post*
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post is this the new american smart bomb?

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
looks expensive.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a standard ParcelForce delivery to me

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't be daft!
standard parcelforce delivery is a little red card with "you were out" written on it
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which is also mangled.

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post and on fire.

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Sammy L....for kids
no need to cover the little ones ears when mister sweary shouty opens his mouth! some nice person has made a TV edit.....very safe for work...and kids and grannys.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol
really well done
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do belive this is common
when they air naughty films on network tv
dumpalink.com/videos/Big_lebowski_the_network_tv_version-h6i1.html
wouldnt want people to hear dirty words now would we
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post says the man
with SHIT in his panties
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post WAS IT YOU?!
DID YOU PUT IT THERE?!
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post and sean of the dead
Funky Pete
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iY7D6rKjoKM
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love how badly dubber Hot Fuzz's edits are.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k18Q_63KpE
Peas and rice!

edit: Funk you, uneditable subject bar steward!
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
they're brilliant though
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post It really is a 'Digital Masterpiece'

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Doug Stanhope - Deadbeat Hero (2004)

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like that
they left the copyright notice in
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This is a normal post Imma off to see him in a few weeks!
On Mothers day! Get in!
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post lucky bugger
Stanhope is awesome
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I told you to come to Bath with us
Burgerface
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post We'll hopefuly move back down south soon
So we'll be visiting Bristol again one day :D
We loved it there. Great place to live.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Make sure you let the Brizzzle
massive know when you visit :-)
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will do will do
Shame as I was there for 5 years. Aberdeen Rd. just of Whiteladies. from 2000 on.
Shame I never saw any B3tabashes then.
ah well. Maybe this year sometime.
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 2:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't wait until the Edinburgh show
... notice he's announced an extra date!
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:58, , Reply)
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I'm going to see him in Hammersmith. 2nd time for me. He was awesome in August at the Leicseter Square Theatre. Although my mates went a few nights later and said he was so pished that he was barely comprehendable. Hey ho.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I get his updates on
fuckbook. He is pissed most of the time it seems.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Posted this of his here a while back
always worth a watch:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKGuh44_LBc
(, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Another comic book movie: Archie!
A Merican classic, coming soon.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a link post Cheryl Cole in 47 seconds
There's a few of these. You should watch the Nick Clegg one too :)
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woo. *click*
Both amusing and informative.
(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes a B3tan made these

(, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Julian Assange one is fantastic

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