love it
number 9: all i could think of was nigga stole my bike! excellent choice for final fantasy, simple and perfect. cant beat tetris! playing lords of shadow at the moment, its fun but very long winded. Zelda: again, simple is the best
glad you took our rage gaming views to heart.
(Captain PilchardThe king of B-movies!, Tue 3 May 2011, 21:29,
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Not enough nerd rage apparently
You missed Outrun's Splash Wave.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 May 2011, 21:56,
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It was atari/amiga, so may not count, but it's clearly not just the best video game song ever, but possibly just the best song ever...
(oldboy127, Wed 4 May 2011, 2:48,
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Gives me goosebumps...
...but it's a cover innit.
(pixel_fuckeris going to need a bigger brush, Wed 4 May 2011, 13:15,
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Thank song
is epic! that would have made the list, had someone suggested it before we made the vid!
(Snorty McBumholeYouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:57,
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Vast parts of the Roman Empire and especially the Middle Ages are totally made up
Look at it, right, there are loads of bronze artifacts like weapons and stuff, but from the time when they apparently started using steel there's almost nothing to be found.
(*click*)
(Frozen_BananaShaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 3 May 2011, 21:00,
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Cool.
:D
(war3n3xt< I'm with stupid, Tue 3 May 2011, 21:18,
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i assume 'don't try this at home' goes without saying
dammn cool though. dammn dammn cool
(Citizen ErasedIt's not the no pants dance, It's a coincidence, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:20,
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very uncharismatic band (check out the drummer), but a good song nonetheless. it was big in the antipodes when i were a nipper
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:24,
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"Skinny Bob" supposed alien footage
Sorry about all the UFO nonsense I've been posting recently - I've been a tad obsessed lately - that'll be the X-Files boxset I got for Chrimbo. But onto this new clip. See, to my bleary old eyes this looks pretty damn good, but two things bother me - 1) that CGI can accomplish just about anything now, and 2) if it was a real alien I'm pretty sure it'd be taken off YouTube pretty smartish-like by government types. Oh and 3) although I like the idea of aliens visiting Earth, deep down I reckon it's about as likely as Justin Bieber having a huge hairy penis. So what do you lot reckon? Fake and gay, or alienz for teh win?
He was just a pasty
looks good that. I've been going through the x files series again.Season 3 atm. good show that was.
(------, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:40,
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as good as modern CGI is
it can never truely capture lifelike movements and the human brain is too good at detecting it when it's false. Also if you have an alien life form why use shakey black and white film for earth shattering footage when they were fiming Hilter in colour since the 30s?
oh...also another reason it's fake is aliens don't exist
(Dagwood, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:45,
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Well...
aliens almost certainly do exist somewhere out there - the question is are they visiting us? It seems to me the vast distances between the stars is nature's own quarantine, to keep us filthy monkeys from spreading our slimy simian seed around other species.
(Leemondus, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:50,
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hahaha
someone once commented on here about how funny that humans base their idea of aliens on the human form.. so true.
(FIEND, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:57,
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absolutly
real aliens are going to be uncomprihensibly......alian
(Citizen ErasedIt's not the no pants dance, It's a coincidence, Tue 3 May 2011, 22:23,
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Scary stuff
(CoubsSalty toothpaste, Tue 3 May 2011, 23:59,
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Your eyes are atrocious. :p
The tweening is amateurish at best.
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:14,
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looks more like cg than a puppet to me
movements look like fairly amateur keyframing, no real sense of what they are doing in the animation either. And the material around the shoulder isn't moving like material, it's just deforming like its geometry.
(HappyToastGroat froth, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:17,
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Agreed.
(Cukeasauruswas once known as Misanthropy., Wed 4 May 2011, 1:34,
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IT"S A PUPPET!!!
(Unbelievable GumptionClogging your brain bits with bollocks since 1981., Wed 4 May 2011, 0:28,
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coz he's an ice cream-cat-cunt?
I don't fucking know do I?
(war3n3xt< I'm with stupid, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:45,
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hardly looks like him
if it was him, im sure it would be something witty and sweary
(Captain PilchardThe king of B-movies!, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:32,
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Snail Gate
Beautiful music video collage of technicolour 80s wonder! It's like dropping acid during the title sequence of 80s Doctor Who.
I lol'd hard!
until mum stopped play.
(Tivert, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:30,
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This is great!
It's the little twitches he does that got me! :D
(JimbuktuSee? Right here, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:48,
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Ahh Pabst Blue Ribbon
The beer of choice if you're desperate.
(dirtyscarabintends to live forever. So far, so good..., Tue 3 May 2011, 19:53,
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I read that as "Pissflaps"
*disappointed*
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:54,
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Only in America
What a wanker - especially the second one! Funny in an "Australias Funniesy Home Videos" kind of way.. For the sake of mankind and the gene-pool: take them out and make the world a smarter place!
(AusMark, Wed 4 May 2011, 6:45,
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Darth GaydarI made this!
Luke, you have two fathers.... come to the (dark) pink side, etc. etc.
I bought (yes, BOUGHT!) your game, by the way.
Not mad on the gameplay, but the art style was luuurvely.
Am I right in thinking that some of the art was looping video with sprites on top?
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:40,
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why thank you :D
all the art was animated and rendered out.Took bloody ages to do it all. Had to render out and seperate the frames, add colour fixes then bung in the game! lots of work it was.
(------, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:42,
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Any chance of an android port?
I am sure that is awfully uncool to ask
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:20,
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we're just finishing up on that as it happens
iPad version is in Sub and the rest should follow soon : ) android is cool btw, thinking of one of those myself.
(------, Tue 3 May 2011, 23:18,
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clicky click click.
(war3n3xt< I'm with stupid, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:45,
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thanketythank thanks :D
(------, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:38,
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hahahahah
what the hell did i just watch xD superb.
(FIEND, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:22,
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I had the idea and had to make it.
i's the voices you see. It's make the video or go out and burn things down. I made the video.
(------, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:28,
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Nicely
Not relevant, but The Cat Pop Tart song has a dance (or the game/dance is where the song was lifted from), if you are into 3d modelling, it might be minimal effort as it is a meme, simple and all the rest.
The dance made me laugh the first time - way more than the flying cat.
he must get
all the girls
(MsterJohnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:20,
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Yeah, little girls I bet.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:56,
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very annoying, he is, I bet he'd happily do that all day, fucking ice cream cunt
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:37,
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You are spot-on, hes a real ice-cream cunt.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:57,
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Does that mean frigid?
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:11,
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Yeah!
He's like the cat of the tourist refreshments industry!
What a cunt!
(mr.dogshitThe world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:43,
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I bet he's got loads of scabby cats in his van.
Fucking ice-cream-cat cunt.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:57,
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I bet he's got loads of scabby cats in his van ice cream.
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:13,
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This post made me laugh and fart.
(war3n3xt< I'm with stupid, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:25,
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You larted.
: D
(------, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:38,
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excuse me, there's a queue here
(benito vaselinino not that one, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:53,
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I almost expected to click play and get footage of a violent rape.
If this bloke did this to me when all I wanted was an ice-cream then I would be forced to hurt him badly.
There's a similar video doing the rounds, but the guy is a lot better and quicker at the tricks.
(Kung_Fu_Russran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:00,
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Grrrrr!
I really would go fucking MENTAL with RAGE if I saw that vid. I hate cunts like that!
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:50,
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I'd buy it from someone else.
..who wasn't such a bloody pain in the bum.
(------, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:17,
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Is that where he sticks the cone?
(Oysdgpthere's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:56,
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yes
that's how they get the choc bits at the bottom of a cornetto.
(------, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:06,
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Just one cornettooooooooo put it up meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Fuck me with icecream, and make white weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
(Oysdgpthere's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:29,
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So she is like the French Nick Griffin ya?
(cronus89, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:04,
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fuck off
you nazi troll
(nivosertangos with the devil, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:53,
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thought that was aimed at me then...
(cronus89, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:43,
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No if he was
he'd be slightly to the right.
(Oysdgpthere's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:48,
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pun intended?
(cronus89, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:07,
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nope, not you
just the racist umbongotime, poster of numerous BNP links and White Supremacist music videos
(nivosertangos with the devil, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:56,
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ah right....
Well this French woman certainly seems a tool. Does she seriously have as much of a chance in the election as the vid seems to imply?
(cronus89, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:08,
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she's Jean-Marie Le Pen's daughter
and he did scarily well in 2002. The FN have declined a bit since then though, but fascist daughter seems to have revitalised it a bit.
(nivosertangos with the devil, Tue 3 May 2011, 20:25,
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Edit : God my spelling is shit tonight.
(jakedamusssI understand, and dont care., Tue 3 May 2011, 16:01,
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I enjoyed that!
And I'm with the Batman guy, he makes some good points.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:11,
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I think he's mssing the point
that one is a fictional superhero and the other one is Batman
badum tish
(Clayhopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:19,
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I was thinking this too
Both are comic book heroes plus Batman had a cooler cave.
(JecciusSteam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:33,
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ha ha
I doubt Bruce Wayne would hit him if he kept turning the other cheek either, he's too much of a nice guy. Christian Bale would duff him up without hesitation though, no problem. Especially as he's the bringer of light and we all know how Bale feels about lighting directors
(Clayhopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:39,
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I was discussing this with a friend who is big on comics,
and we decided that Jesus would be an awesome superhero. First off, he could change the water in the body of his enemies to wine. That would be hella sweet. They'd just turn bright red and keel over. Also, if he could turn one loaf of bread into thousands, he could use them as a weapon, by throwing a single bread roll, and multiplying it mid-air into a massive dough avalanche. And also, as depicted in this cartoon, he could run up the urine streams of a Nazi, and kick him in the head.
Bad...ass!
(guffgufffuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:26,
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That's awesome :D
I love the fact that the Christians are biting like fuck at this too.
(JecciusSteam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:28,
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Oh yeah
They did this on Dirty Sanchez, I think.
(Bourbon FoxBourbon is a moron, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:27,
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They did,
but I couldnt find that :-)
(RBFesquireI shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:29,
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the tension is
palpable.
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:25,
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With those kinds of games...
like Pop-Up Pirate too, did the trigger ever move? I seem to remember finding that the same slot always made the pirate pop-up, and lost interest in it afterwards. :(
(guffgufffuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:58,
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The pop up pirate trigger only moved with the blue swords...
has a special groove in it.
(RBFesquireI shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:08,
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Oh I see!
Goes to show how important repeated experimental testing is! I must have just picked up a blue sword, tried one single slot a few times and assumed I'd found the trigger.
God, what a fool I was!
(guffgufffuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:14,
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I cant believe you fell for that...
(RBFesquireI shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:17,
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I can't believe you fell for *my* cunning...um...
I mean...I was just entertaining you...with a...thing...
I mean...cunt!
(guffgufffuckes your gradeds balls!, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:32,
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I remember having to rotate the inside of the barrel to get the slot that triggered the pop-up pirate to change, otherwise it stayed the same.
(Noo_NooIs now 'BeerElf Jnr', I guess :), Tue 3 May 2011, 17:21,
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Made me laugh
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:23,
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(Finite"Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:20,
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man
that's cruel ha ha : D
(------, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:21,
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You would think by now, anything weird happening in Japan
your first thought would be 'TV Show'.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:38,
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I fucking loved that
even the missus loved it so it must be great!
I'd likely die of heart attack it they did it to me :-)
(Hellzapoppin, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:08,
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his sweatshirt says
Skull Shit
(intesvenskcan't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Tue 3 May 2011, 21:55,
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(Stashieis plotting against his blender on, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:11,
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Casey
Casey Casey Casey. We've seen you pick a kid up and drop him on his head. Here was a perfect opportunity to show us how you did it.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:16,
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Hahahahahaha
Living up to yer name there Andy :-)
(Stashieis plotting against his blender on, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:21,
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that kids gonna get so much pussy
the bullying will be a welcome distraction
(DefyingDarwinOld, untalented and white,, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:27,
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I know the feeling
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Tue 3 May 2011, 17:12,
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Fuck me,
no wonder he was bullied.
(RBFesquireI shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:27,
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Topsecret Codeword Anyone else noticed Mrs. Clinton's folder, with a top secret codeword on it?
edit http://twicsy.com/i/HVwyD - Made a bit clearer to read. "TOP SECRET CODEWORD NOFORN" "FOR WHITE HOUSE SITUATION ROOM ONLY"
(DavyBoyInGravyJoyGrey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:18,
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It's not a codeword
it's an acronym
The codeword is in the burnbag on the floor next to Obama.
(buffet_the_appetite_slayer٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:23,
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I could make out 'TOP SECRET CODEWORD NOFORN', but not anything else. NOFORN is a classification which means it's not for foreign intelligence.
(BombayMickDogs are better than cats, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:23,
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Ah.... Thanks
Also, with the image on the paper being "blocked" out, makes it look a bit like a Norks pic! :D
(DavyBoyInGravyJoyGrey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:51,
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*zooms in*
the codeword is NOTFORV? *edit ah, NOFORN*
(rob, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:24,
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Is it not "No Forrins"?
(ERG1008is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:51,
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This is almost like a players' card one used to get with bubble gum
I'm not sure I would go around rubbing this in people's faces. I wonder why this is being disseminated, as I have rarely seen such behind the scenes photos released contemporaneously.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:30,
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America... FUCK YEAH!
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:32,
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it assembles a reality
for the public's perception to stop them questioning the more absurd unconvincing aspects
(Moob moobs, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:38,
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ahahaha
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:45,
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which aspects in particular?
(JamTallons, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:03,
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That is spectacularly odd!
(DavyBoyInGravyJoyGrey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:01,
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no no no
it's "NOPORN" - it's a reminder from ole thunder thighs...
(thatjoshguyis a robot., Tue 3 May 2011, 14:23,
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No no
It's NOMFP. NOt My Fucking Problem. Folder belongs to Malcolm Tucker.
(magictoast, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:43,
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it means
NOTFORFURRIES.....they weren't allowed in the attack, they had to hide in the bunkers dressed in their animal suits
(The invisible hamFig rolls are the best, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:03,
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Great tache Lenny
The bit with his finger is a bit scary. Maybe it wasn't his finger?
(ERG1008is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:08,
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its highly stylised
and MASSIVE
(ThisAndThatAndThatAndThatAndT'Other, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:35,
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If I am elected under AV, the first law will be that any politican who is asked a straight forward yes/no question will be hit on the head with a hammer until they give a yes/no answer.
(LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:10,
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(Much as I love Limmy) I thought that,
was going to be this. (also- Cameron, what a slimy cunt &c...)
(Tab HunterMake this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:51,
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what a slippery slimy shit he is...
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:20,
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FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuCK
((|D[ekionplexisB3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:11,
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You must surely have noticed
that each time David Cameron pointed out the flaws in John Humphries' arguments, the latter responded by talking over his guest?
(Pew Pew Pew! Lasers!wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:19,
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True dat
But is it not because otherwise the little sod would continue to talk until the time slot was over? (Nixon/Frost first interview)
John Humph normally does let people speak if he feels they are answering the question or making a valid point, rather than trying to tell us lies.
JH: Do you endorse the lies told by the 'No' campaigners? DC: That is not the question...... JH: Yes it fucking well is, I fucking well asked it, I should fucking well know.
(LetsGetDownToIt, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:35,
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Fucking hell
John Humphries really needed to do his preparation a bit better there.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:09,
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can't stand Humphries, he's an awful interviewer with a really bad childish attitude
Still, it was a close fought fight as to who was the biggest prick there and who knew the least about AV
(HappyToastGroat froth, Tue 3 May 2011, 15:25,
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Not seen this yet, so thanks for putting it up, cheers :)
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:08,
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its a thing of beauty.
(the RAND corporationa.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:12,
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