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This is a link post Performance art
A woman pretending to be a squirrel. Exactly as wonderful as it sounds.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd give her
2 minutes before she gets eaten in the wild, or breaks her neck
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Rubbish. Did you see her run up that hill?
A cheetah wouldn't be able to keep up.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post sturdy trees
round them parts
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post whats wrong with her?
i mean really, whats the diagnosis for something like this?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly she's nutkins

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post seriously, what the fucking fuck?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a shit squirrel.
You should see them flitting about on the oak tree out back of here. If they saw that trying to climb their tree they'd start chucking acorns at it and laughing their little squirrel laughs.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh for fucks sake

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post A squirrel! With tits!

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post This has ruined "Squirrels with tits" for me.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post When you look at things like this
You wonder how humans ever got to be top of the food chain.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This is a link post Guy trolls dating site with his flattering artwork.
Cruel? Yes.
Funny? Yes.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
oh dear. He must be a right bastard!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahaha
perfect description Mr.Tim Dog
*wipes away tears
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh wow... *wipes tear from eye*
Now that is some funny shit right there. *clicks*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The last one made me do a guilty LOL.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post this ^^

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post #3 - totally would.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Great stuff!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
He needs to post reactions too.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post This!

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post God I laughed until I had tears in my eyes.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha - yep, tears in my eyes as well :D

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
excellent
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent :D

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch!
...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!
Of course, unless you get one of his pictures, in which case I invite any of the prettier laydeez to feel welcome to cry on my shoulder [fetches Courtney Pine CD and a bottle of Lambrini]
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Funny stuff - I LOLed.....
.....Last one is borderline racist though :(
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree
It makes a point of the fact she is black, but in a way that is no different to the blonde curly hair yellow scribble.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)
This is a link post Good news, Bad News... I made this!
Another sketch written by me and performed by Lydia Parker & Dan March.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)
This is a link post Coldplay in ripping off shocker
YAY! I love a bit of Coldpay bashing, me. This is pretty shameless though.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post shameless??
Shit, certainly, but loads of stuff sounds like other things, there are SOOOO many songs out there. Was it at all worth lifting that track? Why would you ever think they would know it?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post they've got form though
did it with satriani before.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds pretty identical to me, chords, tempo, rhythm
although I'd be interested to know how finite the number of variations on chord sequences there are, given that only certain combinations sound pleasant.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post was reading in the newscientist
that disonants are not constant through different cultures, ie different cultures find hamonies that we find disonant, perfectly pleasent....

spelling is too tricky for dick-slexic brain at this time in the holy fuck its 20 to 11
(, Mon 6 Jun 2011, 10:41, Reply)
This is a link post Brave Pigeon
Ronseal
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post He's either very very smart
or very very dumb...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post buuuhs?
what am buss?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post We need a bigger bus.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Playing chicken

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)
This is a link post Er....A contortionist bboy battle....
I haven't seen a battle like this before.... weird stuff but great!

EDIT : At 3.30 one of them kicks himself so hard in the head he probably gave himself concussion!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post that is some fucking crazy shit

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Flippin heck!
That's mental! Made me feel a little bit queasy watching that!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post BOWL CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Jaysus! Its like theyre human transformers!
Could have picked better music though...
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they real human beings?
Or is this very, very convincing CG?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post click

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't even tie my shoes
without going "Hnnnnnnnngggggggggg".
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 7:23, Reply)
This is a link post We're for Fife
Mentally corrosive regional promo video.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
I don't understand why folk sing with an American 'accent'. Although at least they're not singing with their usual twang. Oh also, the song is awful, the video is meh - which is a shame because some places in Fife (minus Glenrothes)are quite nice! /Simon Cowell-esque rant.
P.s. I'm from Dundee, because of that I get a free pass ;)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post some places in Fife ARE quite nice.
Like Lumphinnans for instance: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZxHTsVQzSo
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post What the? I don't even

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that settles it.
I'm moving to Fife RIGHT NOW.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Stay away from Methil
That's Methil as in 'ated Spirits'.

There are very odd people there.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the squadron leader
and his fanciful moustache.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.jingles.com/audio/s_jam_pc.mp3

by the same production company that did the jingles for victor lewis smith on tv offal.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post jingletastic!

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Wrong :p
it was made by these peeps www.tmstudios.com/ (says in the vid description)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
my comment was related to the mp3 I linked, the music on the video just reminded me of those jingles on tv offal :p
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a link post This is what I call a flyby

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey!
That first pass is about 10 inches off the ground!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It's crazy.
It's just like a car going past, but faster and with jet exhaust.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeezorz.
I wonder if the pilot meant to get that close or if he had brown trousers afterwards as well as the ground crew.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post woo!
Shame it doesn't record the sound very well!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post .
I'm sure you could find the sound of half a dozen Argentinians collectively shitting themselves somewhere on the internet.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmmm....
Now there's a sexy sexy googlesearch!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon that's fake.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you tell by the pixels?

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that said "Pixies"
which would really have given the game away!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Best Pixies song ever!
Here.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I can tell from seeing a few shops in my time

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:48, Reply)
This is a link post OPERATION CUPCAKE: what british intelligence does.
substituting bomb making instructions with cup cake recepes in the al-Qaeda online magazine.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post .
The line between reality and The Onion becomes increasingly blurred!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Onion indeed!
"clearly intended for the aspiring jihadist in the US or UK who may be the next Fort Hood murderer or Times Square bomber."

Not the Time Square bomber! What did he do again? Set his own car on fire?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
This is a link post Hori Smoku Sailor Jerry trailer
I watched the full length documentary film yesterday, and it was absolutely amazing. This is a 9 minute trailer for the film.

If you are into tattoos or art in general, then I recommend watching this.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks...
Just downloading this now - looks great.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ooooh
where from?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Spank me if this is against the rules - enjoy.
Had a quick look, couldn't see anything obvious.

www.megaupload.com/?d=CAPDGY8F

Mods - sorry if I've been a bad man,
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You'll love Eddie Funk

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post great!
Don't want to get your littlefeet in trouble but thanks :)

Wooooo!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ahem
if you happen have the icefilms greasemonkey script you can watch it online without downloading
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That looks really interesting!
I am going to track down the full documentary and watch! Just booked myself in to get my sleeve finish next month! Whoooop!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post *woop* *woop* Shameless plug alert!!!
One of my oldest friends has just finished a book on Buddhist monks' tattoos. Details here.
Amazon linky here
It's a great book. He's also a great chap too. [edit] even if he is a ginger
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post "Great chap" / Ginger
Mutually exclusive.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post There is always ONE
exception to the rule.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:38, Reply)
This is a link post Who shot Fozzie? - (NSFW) NSFW
Tarantino style gangster comedy about 2 inept hitmen vs. a whole load of
characters with muppet names. Could also be titled "If Jim Henson had made Pulp Fiction". NSFW for comedy violence & swearing.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)
This is a link post HUGE BASKETBALL SHORTS
Stick with it - you'll be happy.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
yes*click*yes
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha wtf?
Cowbell!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post was about to stop watching then....FUCK YES!!
WIN 100% eleventy CLICK
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
They are indeed huge basketball shorts. Now I want some for the summer ahead.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Orange thing on the left at 1:36 disappears at 1:42
Other than that, it's fantastically mental.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Ninja-like observation skills, sir!
You must have been playing LA Noir, or are some kind of super-cop!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing like that at all
I paused it at 1:42 to answer the phone, then played the video again and saw the orange thing. :))
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah right
Whilst on the phone, did you say, "Pardon me sir, one more thing?"
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha - that is bonkers
*click*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post haha : D
this is a fine film indeed
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:30, Reply)
This is a link post Queens Of The Stone Age - Mexicola NSFW
That is all
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post QOTSA's *meatiest* riff
right there!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)
This is a link post Graphical customisable data compiled from all over the world
Want to see the trend for how many minor road accidents in Wales on 60mph A roads?


(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Very interesting
but then I work with this sort of stuff all day. *Likes
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)
This is a link post Bunk's 2nd Birthday
A dog gets a special treat .
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post According to the YouTube comments
there is a dildo somewhere in the vid... can't be arsed to look for it meself!

So in summary... non-Dunga dog vid = *click*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post it's under the bed and purple!
27 secs in

Happy Candle Day sir :)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, an adult parlour game- "Where's Willy?"
Also- WOA-HO-AHHH YOUR CANDLE'S ON FIRE!
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post it's totally a purple anal dildo
...erm.. probably.

Also, happy candles.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That purple thing under the bed?
Why would a dildo have chain going THROUGH it?

Never mind, can't let facts get in the way of Youtubers, eh?
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Dog with balloons = win
Dog clip not posted by Dunga = also win
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post um...
why's there a bath in the bedroom? that gives me the fear for some reason
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post it's the Joseph Fritzl method of interior design

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:26, Reply)
This is a link post Money problems? I made this!
There's a new service available that might be able to help!

Low risk and great rewards!

(Actually just a silly short film that a chum and I made whilst a little tipsy. Hopefully give you a chuckle as you wait for the weekend to start.)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww gross
Also, that is a fine voice. Have a *clickety*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post How the Dickens
did you do that scalpel effect? the skin looked scarily-real
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta to you both! :)
The skin/scalpel is just liquid latex painted onto my arm. When it dries and is peeled off you're left with a negative impression skin effect. The real key is to get the colouring correct. Then make up some fake blood and etc.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah the blood looked
like it needed to be a bit darker maybe but the skin looked awesome. Awesome! That's two awesomes. Good v/o acting too. Plus references to early Lucas I see.
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Well spotted!
Thing is, I don't even care for Lucas' stuff. Just wanted a fictitious postcode. Double awesomes? Why thank you. :)
(, Sat 4 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)
This is a link post Prince Vultan's Kitchen Nightmares I made this!
Prince Vultan meets Gordon Ramsay.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:47, Reply)
This is a link post Art made from dirt
Only mildly disturbing
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 7:19, Reply)
This is a link post This should put a smile on your face, whatever side of 6 A.M. you're coming from.
Doggy wants to play fetch.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 6:16, Reply)
This is a normal post haha dogs are so stupid!

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 6:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Cute dog fails Turing test.

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 6:32, Reply)
This is a normal post zing!

(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post HA
Love it. Thanks for posting.
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ooohhhhh
That's slowly becoming a SK.

(about 4th time I've seen it posted here now, even made the newsletter)
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as "Doggy wants to play felch".
*mindbleach*
(, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)

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