Performance art
A woman pretending to be a squirrel. Exactly as wonderful as it sounds.
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A woman pretending to be a squirrel. Exactly as wonderful as it sounds.
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I'd give her
2 minutes before she gets eaten in the wild, or breaks her neck
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
2 minutes before she gets eaten in the wild, or breaks her neck
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Rubbish. Did you see her run up that hill?
A cheetah wouldn't be able to keep up.
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A cheetah wouldn't be able to keep up.
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whats wrong with her?
i mean really, whats the diagnosis for something like this?
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)
i mean really, whats the diagnosis for something like this?
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She's a shit squirrel.
You should see them flitting about on the oak tree out back of here. If they saw that trying to climb their tree they'd start chucking acorns at it and laughing their little squirrel laughs.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
You should see them flitting about on the oak tree out back of here. If they saw that trying to climb their tree they'd start chucking acorns at it and laughing their little squirrel laughs.
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When you look at things like this
You wonder how humans ever got to be top of the food chain.
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You wonder how humans ever got to be top of the food chain.
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Guy trolls dating site with his flattering artwork.
Cruel? Yes.
Funny? Yes.
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Cruel? Yes.
Funny? Yes.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Oh wow... *wipes tear from eye*
Now that is some funny shit right there. *clicks*
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Now that is some funny shit right there. *clicks*
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Ha ha!
Of course, unless you get one of his pictures, in which case I invite any of the prettier laydeez to feel welcome to cry on my shoulder [fetches Courtney Pine CD and a bottle of Lambrini]
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Of course, unless you get one of his pictures, in which case I invite any of the prettier laydeez to feel welcome to cry on my shoulder [fetches Courtney Pine CD and a bottle of Lambrini]
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Funny stuff - I LOLed.....
.....Last one is borderline racist though :(
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:36, Reply)
.....Last one is borderline racist though :(
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I disagree
It makes a point of the fact she is black, but in a way that is no different to the blonde curly hair yellow scribble.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:39, Reply)
It makes a point of the fact she is black, but in a way that is no different to the blonde curly hair yellow scribble.
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Good news, Bad News...
I made this!
Another sketch written by me and performed by Lydia Parker & Dan March.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Another sketch written by me and performed by Lydia Parker & Dan March.
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Coldplay in ripping off shocker
YAY! I love a bit of Coldpay bashing, me. This is pretty shameless though.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)
YAY! I love a bit of Coldpay bashing, me. This is pretty shameless though.
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shameless??
Shit, certainly, but loads of stuff sounds like other things, there are SOOOO many songs out there. Was it at all worth lifting that track? Why would you ever think they would know it?
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Shit, certainly, but loads of stuff sounds like other things, there are SOOOO many songs out there. Was it at all worth lifting that track? Why would you ever think they would know it?
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)
sounds pretty identical to me, chords, tempo, rhythm
although I'd be interested to know how finite the number of variations on chord sequences there are, given that only certain combinations sound pleasant.
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although I'd be interested to know how finite the number of variations on chord sequences there are, given that only certain combinations sound pleasant.
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was reading in the newscientist
that disonants are not constant through different cultures, ie different cultures find hamonies that we find disonant, perfectly pleasent....
spelling is too tricky for dick-slexic brain at this time in the holy fuck its 20 to 11
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that disonants are not constant through different cultures, ie different cultures find hamonies that we find disonant, perfectly pleasent....
spelling is too tricky for dick-slexic brain at this time in the holy fuck its 20 to 11
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Er....A contortionist bboy battle....
I haven't seen a battle like this before.... weird stuff but great!
EDIT : At 3.30 one of them kicks himself so hard in the head he probably gave himself concussion!
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I haven't seen a battle like this before.... weird stuff but great!
EDIT : At 3.30 one of them kicks himself so hard in the head he probably gave himself concussion!
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Flippin heck!
That's mental! Made me feel a little bit queasy watching that!
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:13, Reply)
That's mental! Made me feel a little bit queasy watching that!
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Jaysus! Its like theyre human transformers!
Could have picked better music though...
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Could have picked better music though...
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I don't understand why folk sing with an American 'accent'. Although at least they're not singing with their usual twang. Oh also, the song is awful, the video is meh - which is a shame because some places in Fife (minus Glenrothes)are quite nice! /Simon Cowell-esque rant.
P.s. I'm from Dundee, because of that I get a free pass ;)
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some places in Fife ARE quite nice.
Like Lumphinnans for instance: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZxHTsVQzSo
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Like Lumphinnans for instance: www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZxHTsVQzSo
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Stay away from Methil
That's Methil as in 'ated Spirits'.
There are very odd people there.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)
That's Methil as in 'ated Spirits'.
There are very odd people there.
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www.jingles.com/audio/s_jam_pc.mp3
by the same production company that did the jingles for victor lewis smith on tv offal.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Wrong :p
it was made by these peeps www.tmstudios.com/ (says in the vid description)
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it was made by these peeps www.tmstudios.com/ (says in the vid description)
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my comment was related to the mp3 I linked, the music on the video just reminded me of those jingles on tv offal :p
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)
It's crazy.
It's just like a car going past, but faster and with jet exhaust.
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It's just like a car going past, but faster and with jet exhaust.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:03, Reply)
Jeezorz.
I wonder if the pilot meant to get that close or if he had brown trousers afterwards as well as the ground crew.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)
I wonder if the pilot meant to get that close or if he had brown trousers afterwards as well as the ground crew.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)
.
I'm sure you could find the sound of half a dozen Argentinians collectively shitting themselves somewhere on the internet.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)
I'm sure you could find the sound of half a dozen Argentinians collectively shitting themselves somewhere on the internet.
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I thought that said "Pixies"
which would really have given the game away!
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:12, Reply)
which would really have given the game away!
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OPERATION CUPCAKE: what british intelligence does.
substituting bomb making instructions with cup cake recepes in the al-Qaeda online magazine.
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substituting bomb making instructions with cup cake recepes in the al-Qaeda online magazine.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:12, Reply)
.
The line between reality and The Onion becomes increasingly blurred!
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The line between reality and The Onion becomes increasingly blurred!
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Onion indeed!
"clearly intended for the aspiring jihadist in the US or UK who may be the next Fort Hood murderer or Times Square bomber."
Not the Time Square bomber! What did he do again? Set his own car on fire?
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"clearly intended for the aspiring jihadist in the US or UK who may be the next Fort Hood murderer or Times Square bomber."
Not the Time Square bomber! What did he do again? Set his own car on fire?
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)
Hori Smoku Sailor Jerry trailer
I watched the full length documentary film yesterday, and it was absolutely amazing. This is a 9 minute trailer for the film.
If you are into tattoos or art in general, then I recommend watching this.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:01, Reply)
I watched the full length documentary film yesterday, and it was absolutely amazing. This is a 9 minute trailer for the film.
If you are into tattoos or art in general, then I recommend watching this.
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Spank me if this is against the rules - enjoy.
Had a quick look, couldn't see anything obvious.
www.megaupload.com/?d=CAPDGY8F
Mods - sorry if I've been a bad man,
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Had a quick look, couldn't see anything obvious.
www.megaupload.com/?d=CAPDGY8F
Mods - sorry if I've been a bad man,
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:45, Reply)
great!
Don't want to get your littlefeet in trouble but thanks :)
Wooooo!
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)
Don't want to get your littlefeet in trouble but thanks :)
Wooooo!
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)
ahem
if you happen have the icefilms greasemonkey script you can watch it online without downloading
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)
if you happen have the icefilms greasemonkey script you can watch it online without downloading
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 13:16, Reply)
That looks really interesting!
I am going to track down the full documentary and watch! Just booked myself in to get my sleeve finish next month! Whoooop!
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)
I am going to track down the full documentary and watch! Just booked myself in to get my sleeve finish next month! Whoooop!
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)
*woop* *woop* Shameless plug alert!!!
One of my oldest friends has just finished a book on Buddhist monks' tattoos. Details here.
Amazon linky here
It's a great book. He's also a great chap too. [edit] even if he is a ginger
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)
One of my oldest friends has just finished a book on Buddhist monks' tattoos. Details here.
Amazon linky here
It's a great book. He's also a great chap too. [edit] even if he is a ginger
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:39, Reply)
Who shot Fozzie? - (NSFW)
NSFW
Tarantino style gangster comedy about 2 inept hitmen vs. a whole load of
characters with muppet names. Could also be titled "If Jim Henson had made Pulp Fiction". NSFW for comedy violence & swearing.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Tarantino style gangster comedy about 2 inept hitmen vs. a whole load of
characters with muppet names. Could also be titled "If Jim Henson had made Pulp Fiction". NSFW for comedy violence & swearing.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:58, Reply)
was about to stop watching then....FUCK YES!!
WIN 100% eleventy CLICK
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WIN 100% eleventy CLICK
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Hahaha
They are indeed huge basketball shorts. Now I want some for the summer ahead.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:35, Reply)
They are indeed huge basketball shorts. Now I want some for the summer ahead.
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Orange thing on the left at 1:36 disappears at 1:42
Other than that, it's fantastically mental.
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Other than that, it's fantastically mental.
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Ninja-like observation skills, sir!
You must have been playing LA Noir, or are some kind of super-cop!
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)
You must have been playing LA Noir, or are some kind of super-cop!
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Nothing like that at all
I paused it at 1:42 to answer the phone, then played the video again and saw the orange thing. :))
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)
I paused it at 1:42 to answer the phone, then played the video again and saw the orange thing. :))
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Ah right
Whilst on the phone, did you say, "Pardon me sir, one more thing?"
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Whilst on the phone, did you say, "Pardon me sir, one more thing?"
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Graphical customisable data compiled from all over the world
Want to see the trend for how many minor road accidents in Wales on 60mph A roads?
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Want to see the trend for how many minor road accidents in Wales on 60mph A roads?
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Very interesting
but then I work with this sort of stuff all day. *Likes
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)
but then I work with this sort of stuff all day. *Likes
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:50, Reply)
According to the YouTube comments
there is a dildo somewhere in the vid... can't be arsed to look for it meself!
So in summary... non-Dunga dog vid = *click*
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there is a dildo somewhere in the vid... can't be arsed to look for it meself!
So in summary... non-Dunga dog vid = *click*
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Ooh, an adult parlour game- "Where's Willy?"
Also- WOA-HO-AHHH YOUR CANDLE'S ON FIRE!
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Also- WOA-HO-AHHH YOUR CANDLE'S ON FIRE!
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)
it's totally a purple anal dildo
...erm.. probably.
Also, happy candles.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)
...erm.. probably.
Also, happy candles.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)
That purple thing under the bed?
Why would a dildo have chain going THROUGH it?
Never mind, can't let facts get in the way of Youtubers, eh?
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Why would a dildo have chain going THROUGH it?
Never mind, can't let facts get in the way of Youtubers, eh?
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)
um...
why's there a bath in the bedroom? that gives me the fear for some reason
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why's there a bath in the bedroom? that gives me the fear for some reason
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Money problems?
I made this!
There's a new service available that might be able to help!
Low risk and great rewards!
(Actually just a silly short film that a chum and I made whilst a little tipsy. Hopefully give you a chuckle as you wait for the weekend to start.)
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)
There's a new service available that might be able to help!
Low risk and great rewards!
(Actually just a silly short film that a chum and I made whilst a little tipsy. Hopefully give you a chuckle as you wait for the weekend to start.)
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eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww gross
Also, that is a fine voice. Have a *clickety*
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Also, that is a fine voice. Have a *clickety*
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:40, Reply)
How the Dickens
did you do that scalpel effect? the skin looked scarily-real
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
did you do that scalpel effect? the skin looked scarily-real
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Ta to you both! :)
The skin/scalpel is just liquid latex painted onto my arm. When it dries and is peeled off you're left with a negative impression skin effect. The real key is to get the colouring correct. Then make up some fake blood and etc.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)
The skin/scalpel is just liquid latex painted onto my arm. When it dries and is peeled off you're left with a negative impression skin effect. The real key is to get the colouring correct. Then make up some fake blood and etc.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)
Yeah the blood looked
like it needed to be a bit darker maybe but the skin looked awesome. Awesome! That's two awesomes. Good v/o acting too. Plus references to early Lucas I see.
( , Sat 4 Jun 2011, 2:32, Reply)
like it needed to be a bit darker maybe but the skin looked awesome. Awesome! That's two awesomes. Good v/o acting too. Plus references to early Lucas I see.
( , Sat 4 Jun 2011, 2:32, Reply)
Well spotted!
Thing is, I don't even care for Lucas' stuff. Just wanted a fictitious postcode. Double awesomes? Why thank you. :)
( , Sat 4 Jun 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Thing is, I don't even care for Lucas' stuff. Just wanted a fictitious postcode. Double awesomes? Why thank you. :)
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Prince Vultan's Kitchen Nightmares
I made this!
Prince Vultan meets Gordon Ramsay.
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Prince Vultan meets Gordon Ramsay.
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This should put a smile on your face, whatever side of 6 A.M. you're coming from.
Doggy wants to play fetch.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 6:16, Reply)
Doggy wants to play fetch.
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 6:16, Reply)
ooohhhhh
That's slowly becoming a SK.
(about 4th time I've seen it posted here now, even made the newsletter)
( , Fri 3 Jun 2011, 10:31, Reply)
That's slowly becoming a SK.
(about 4th time I've seen it posted here now, even made the newsletter)
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