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This is a link post For all you cloppers
Fantastically mental game
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post HORSE!!!!
that is mental
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Jeremy the annoying horse in disguise!
It must be - No-one else could be that annoying just trying to move!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Thought this was going to be NSFW
Was pleasantly surprised
 (User #86772, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Where is DAVE!? he would love this.
Edit: That is actually quite difficult, has anyone rescued the virgin yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Has school broken up?
So he's probably on holiday with his parents at Butlins or something
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Now, if I looked up 'clopper' in the Profanisaurus...

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Just google CLOP.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post please pass
the mind bleach for that second link.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my LORDY that's silly!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post just when you think you're getting the hang of it...

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
If you keep tapping h and k and don't press j or l, then you eventually go into "lame horse mode"... it's not any easier, but it certainly gave me a chuckle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Giggling like a loon!
REALLY difficult.


On about my hundredth go I finally managed to get over the first hill, then promptly fell on my face at the step-down wall.
 (I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 4:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Didst thou just pop a wheelie?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 (I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 4:54, Reply)
This is a link post Odd Brazilian snake type thing
May slightly resemble something....
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post blahblahlinkwhatever
OMG! 10 fucking candles!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Snappy handles!!!
10? You're as old as the interwebz itself
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post sorry dear
you'll have to speak up, my hearing isn't as good as it used to be

when I were a lad it were all geocities round here...
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles fuckface!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers you nonce
would you like another wurthers original?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You and skelty go somewhere where we can't hear his screaming this time

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Now look what you're done, Cox!
It's ok Skelly, I think you've a lovely singing voice.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post What was the name of the song he was singing? "Put some lube on that mangy thing first!"
Top 10 hit!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It could have been anything, fuck knows WHAT he puts in those werthers.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Not after what happened last time!
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok
these don't have any rohypnol in.

Say... does this sponge smell of chloroform to you?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *sniff*
*DOOF!*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post tabby....
we've caught another one...
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha, "caught"

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't laugh, now I have more nightmares... :(

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you remember when the internet was the size of a carth wheel and you had to keep it in the garage?
Took two people to lift it and women's use was restricted.

Ah, the 90's.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Shameless
Utterly shameless.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post No need to be jealous.
You'll be six in a month and we'll never hear the end of that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Candle dance!
Everyone do the candle dance!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm better at
the fork in the garbage disposal
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post is 10 years on here something to celebrate
or mourn?

anyway, well done or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! spesh., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I like to think of it as
10 years comprehensively pissed up the wall which I'll never get back
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn! I missed mine
Congrats
 (I helped save b3ta! six50, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I only caught mine
because two lovely b3tans gazed me to let me know.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candle day old timer!
Just passed 9 myself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles fella

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post \:D/ happy candles

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Does that mean you're old enough for a bumming now?
Maybe in a Muslim country....
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 19:28, Reply)
This is a link post What a hero
Patrick Stewart and what might be the most honest interview I've ever seen, especially from about 2.40 on.
 (elt, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post that's all very nice
but you forgot to post a link

edit: ah, there we go
 (I helped save b3ta! downward is avoiding human contact since, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Patrick Stewart has my respect as an actor, but he always reminds me of a penis.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a link post Know How vs. A Bit Patchy I made this!
I tried my hand at remix. Given that it's quite bouncy and it's Friday afternoon and all, I thought some of you might like a listen.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post oooh, FUNKY!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
I'm kind of new to it all.
 (kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post nice work

(fulcannelli, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 22:11, Reply)
This is a link post Blind caveman and T-Rex
from the movie Caveman, starring Ringo Starr.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post something about blind dinosaurs...

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Yo Skelly!
What do you call a gay dinosaur??
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yo Oli!!!
I don't know?? what do you call a gay dinosaur?
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm?
*autodials internet hate-crimes hotline*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You won't get an answer, pissflaps is away from his desk right now.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post *ring ring*
*ring ring*
"Hello, Mr Flapps? I need to order a hate crime. Yes please, the one with the frogs. Oh, of course, yes, I'll have your usual alibi prepared."
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Tabby had his radar going on that one!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post MEGASAURASS!!! Hahaha
What do you call a LESBIAN dinosaur??
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA!!! :D
I don't know what do you call a lesbian dinosaur??
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post A LICKALOTTAPUSS!!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the first one better. However I just googled dinosaur jokes and I found this entry to a dinosaur joke competition.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you mean this?
www.zoomdinosaurs.com/subjects/dinosaurs/fun/

That's some QUALITY material!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That one is amazing!
www.abc.net.au/cgi-bin/guestlst/guestbook.pl

Beats the shit out of stewart lee.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
Fun dinosaur facts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post "facts" That site is amazing.
And the term "creation science" wow that grates on me. Absolutely nuts, that makes for some seriously vexing yet interesting reading.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Pairs of dinosaur on Noahs Ark!
Now THAT I'd like to see!

Maybe this is true then:

Oh, this just keeps on giving: www.conservapedia.com/Counterexamples_to_Evolution

Cheers Piggy! :-)
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That's one of my favouritest pics ever.
I might print up my own Christmas cards this year.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Good old Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post How very odd.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a link post Ghostbusters 2 - The Scoleri Brothers
Do-Re-Egon :D
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Remember this scene scared the shite out of me as a little 'un in the cinema.
Ah, nostalgic trauma.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen any of these at he cinema...
the first one I was WAAYYYY too young... and the second - I remember having this on VHS before it was out in the cinema...

In my 8 year old mind, I couldn't understand what all the fuss was about ('Yeah... and... it's been out for AAAGES! what do you mean "It's just come out"???')
 (likeajackhammer, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Arrrrrrrr
Your parent or guardian was a video pirate.

I remember seeing this in the cinema for my brother's birthday. Even at a young age I could tell it wasn't a patch on the first film.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw the first one at the cinema for my birthday treat. I was allowed to take 2 'sensible' friends (I distinctly remember my mum saying that for some reason).

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Believe it or not
I didn't know GB2 existed until 1995, Seriously WTF
 (Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember I had a pirate copy of Home Alone....
The bloke recording it started off in the wrong screen and when it started it was Three Men and a Little Lady. He managed to also record his trip back out into the corridor and into the correct screen.

I watched Home Alone so many times with that beginning that it started to feel like part of the film.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I love/hate that
like when you accidentally press record instead of just play on old tapes, which inevitably leaves an audible click of some sort...

when you finally get that song on mp3/cd you miss the click :(
 (likeajackhammer, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, is true.
And tape hiss. Happy days.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
This is a link post Filthy lucre I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that's gloriously daft.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks En!
 (I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Small but perfectly formed.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I dated her.
Brilliant.
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
cheers gang!
 (I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Weirdly there is a PR Agency called Lucre
I'm not entirely sure that they're aware of the origins of the term
 (legoman82, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Most silly and good.

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha ha !
i like this very much.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the new HSBC ad?

(User #86772, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)
This is a link post Brian Butterfields site: funnier than it ought to be really.
Was posted back in'09 but meh.
 (I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Love the look-a-likes. "Bad Space King" for Darth Vader made me lulz at my desk. I'd hate for my boss to think I'm not watching the Olympics.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post whoever made this is a genius
they knowingly left the metadata in for the site they knocked off for the frameset

www.fabricland.co.uk/

clever buggers.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That hurt my eyes. Where is the live feed (top right) coming from?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:49, Reply)
This is a link post Worlds Most Powerful Photos
Very moving stuff .........
(Spin Its a thing., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Warning:
Infinitely better muted.
[edit] ...not to diminish how good the pictures actually are.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, yes.
Person thinks they their trite homily will in some way increase the effect of some famous photographs. Twatbag.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god I agree...
At first I assumed it must be "Clubbed to Death"... which is bad enough. But that wanky over-emotive cunty-speech makes me want to vote for a lifting of all gun controls in the UK, just so that I could stand on the tip of Cornwall firing into the air towards the US in the hope that maybe, MAYBE, I'd shoot the fucking narrator. WHAT A CUNT!
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You have have such a way with words, Shit.
Have you considered compiling your top /links' rants into book form? "50 shades of angry", perhaps?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Not even the dirtiest of Danish porno mags could contain so much "cunt".

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Remember when Danish porn mags was the limit of what you could experience?
They seem so quaint now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking pointless commentary
I think the actual photos were in the newsletter a few ago, this 'might' be the original collection :-
www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/most-powerful-photographs-ever-taken
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post this ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a link post Stupid criminal is stupid.
"[I]f you come into my pawn shop with a counterfeiting machine and you tell me that you need to sell your counterfeiting machine because you need cash, I'm going to just look at you and not say anything until it dawns on you just what the trouble with your position is. I don't care if we're standing there for days looking at each other while the stars wheel around us, I'm going to wait until you figure it out because I want to know how long that'll take and because I'll really enjoy that moment."

And that's just the start of the stupidity.

Contains words. Also contains DETROIT.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's just extraordinary
I mean what? Just what?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was a bit silly. can't have been a very good couterfeiting machine if he needed to pawn it in.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Dont say DETROIT again..............

or you'll summon Broken Coccyx
:O :O :O
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry about that Extinct Jesus Dossier.....
I appear to have deleted your comment :P :D
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Did it make mention of DETRIOT?

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post A lovely city.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybeeeeee
*looks at shoes*
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Naaaah.
I can't see him, and thanks to Rob's wizardry the other day, neither can he see me.

Detroit Detroit Detroit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post What foul magic is this?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1690784
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This won't end well...

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 19:24, Reply)
This is a link post How to make booze!
For those that want say goodbye to their livers on the cheap.

Part 2 here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJQQdkS0JAw
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Saved for later
Thanking you
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post more for real fruit personally, bloody good fallback though. cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post If I had access to a supply that wasn't at supermarket prices i'ld do the same.
Going to go berry picking soon.
Blackberry wine is bloody lush.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post and potent! Oak leaf is good too, then the is nettle.
also dandelion.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I've not tried any of the carb based wines, maybe have to give them a go.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You are SUCH a yokel.
Mind, nettle wine can be bloody lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! They are bloody good though. strangely the first time I tried oak leaf I was living in Redland, picked the leaves in Leigh woods.
Even more wierdly they weren't buried in dead prostitutes, semen or condoms.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You got a recipe to recomend on the oak?
And is there a best time of year to pick them?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The younger and fresher the better for the leaves, you should be fine about now if you pick the fresh ones, but best in june.
I have a good recipe somewhere, I'll dig it out and gaz it to you.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Churs! Did a quick google.
Does it really need 12 months to mature?
Most mine are drunk within a few months of the yeast being added.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post can do it in 6, check your gaz.
Just looking at this book, found a recipe for tea wine that you can do in a month.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard bad things about tea wines
i'll use tea as a tannin provider though.
lapsang souchong is pretty good for adding a smoky taste.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post * furiously scribbles on notepad*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post you drew a cock, didn't you?

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Kilo rasins,kilo sugar to the gallon,
chuck it in, let it do its stuff, hey presto, rocket fuel
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
MMMMM. I tried brewing once 11 years ago. The keg still contains the beer. Once a year I taste it and get thoroughly sick and drunk in about 10 seconds.
 (superdonal, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:21, Reply)
This is a link post Massive judo man
While the commentators keep banging on about his size, isn't that what Judo is all about? Surely a little gymnast should be able to knock him over.
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I love the fact that he's 6st heavier than the whole of the japanese female gymnastics team.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That just made me think of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kv-71Ng-MI&feature=related#t=18m29s
 (I helped save b3ta! P, Benny P, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post the guy in the other team should be from the Bahamas
That way, the signs on their back could read 'BAH' and 'GUM'
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "men's Olympic +100kg judo"
Had no idea that category existed...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a link post Any one remember the documentary series, The triumph of the nerds?
Circa 1996, The documentary chronicles the rise of the personal computer/home computer beginning in the 1970s with the Altair 8800, Apple I and Apple II and VisiCalc. It continues through the IBM PC and Apple Macintosh revolution through the 1980s and the mid 1990s, ending at the beginning of the Dot-com boom with the release of Windows 95.

Episode 2

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbRmaIzGTOM&feature=player_embedded

Episode 3

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1Bg461mnN8&feature=player_embedded
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:23, Reply)
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ooooh wow, ive always wanted to re-watch this, cheers
 (bruxia, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 7:04, Reply)
This is a link post DNA building blocks found on meteorites.
David Bowie was right :O
(Spin Its a thing., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post We are cosmic filth

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post ...Star smeg

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Meteor maker.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is a link post Telegraph turns into Daily Fail troller
And by trying to weasel out of his shitty out-dated views by coyly admitting that he might "sound a bit sexist" was just a red-rag to everyone commenting and sharing this.
Telegraph must have known what they were doing. "Cor, this'll piss of the bra-burners!" publish! Publish!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell, did the author just step out of the nineteenth century?
"They both showed pure, naked, fierce, animalistic aggression of a sort that one doesn't naturally associate with women – or girls for that matter."

I see what you mean
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
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Seriously, they need to get Alan Partridge doing commentary on the women's wrestling and the women's beach volleyball, it would be absolute win.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)
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"You can almost smell them, and that smell, a mixture of sweat, hormones, brutish lust and fear is the making or breaking of a woman on that mat constructed from the tears of those that have fallen, victims of its unforgiving nature.

That bird from the Ukraine's a beast!! Have you seen the size of her!?!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to do a bit of Judo,
it's not as rough as it looks, you learn how to fall down without hurting yourself more than anything else.

Still, Olympic pillow fighting wouldn't be such a bad thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, as long as you learnt to fall down without breaking any nails
that's obviously the important thing in that guy's mind
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post black belts can do it without messing their hair

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Twat.
That's all I have to say on the matter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Their blogs section does publish loads
of trolling-for-clicks crap.

Worth reading Doug Stanhope's response to one of them:
www.dougstanhope.com/journal/2012/4/7/who-reads-these-turkeys.html

Tom Chivers seems to be their only good blogger, and even he is trolling to some extent (he seems to enjoy winding up their right wing readers).
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha
I saw Doug live in April and he went off on a prolongued rant about this 'cunt'. It was absoltuely beautiful.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Soft limbs
...is this douchebag serious?
This is surely just to get a few likes on facebook or something equally ridiculous!
 (anonymous blonde, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Most journalism is either PR or trolling
mind you, sometimes it's both. A depressing industry.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Have a read of Nick Davies' book "Flat Earth News" and your journey to enlightenment will be complete.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The Telegraph's blog section is designed to be as deliberately attention-seeking as possible
Private Eye once reported that all the bloggers were ranked according to the number of hits their posts garnered each month. This was later confirmed by Toby Young after he left: zelo-street.blogspot.co.uk/2012/02/eye-spy-telegraph-shy-revisited.html
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This is a link post 100 metres starter man can't be arsed with the whole thing anymore I made this!
Iamthemonkey and I boshed this off the other day. The 100 metres men's race is going to be rubbish this year.
(superdonal, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha 'clicks'
Loved the pistol spinning.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
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Fanks MAN!
 (superdonal, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Jokes about wanking, men stuff and paedophiles
The low-hanging fruit of the comedy world. I'm not a hard nut to crack but this guy ain't my cuppa.

Now, Michael McIntyre... (sarcasm)
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I do actually agree
this is not his best, but cant find any more recent or his proper good stuff. And I'm with you, he's certainly no Corden.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Fatty Corden, how your high-pitched giggle has become a national treasure loved by us all...
I'm hoping the Neil Hamburger makes another appearance in the UK this year. Saw his show last year in Soho and it was chuffing brilliant. Pished myself from start to finish, and he was good enough to be in the foyer afterwards selling merchandise, posing for photos and having a chat. Legend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post agreed.
Saw him last year at Edinburgh at the BBC tent. Loads of Radio 4 humour type people walked out in disgust and most of the rest of the audience were bemused. Me and my companions were the only ones roaring with laughter in the whole place and everyone looked at us like we were shit. Great night.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post He is really good.
I've never actualy seen any of his stuff before but I've heard from lots of sources he's one of the best, and I concur.

Very fluid. Totally unflappable. I'm really impressed.

+ Funny as hell.

Makes you wander why the beeb dont bite the bullet and give him the control he wants and let him at least make a pilot.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a link post Neural controlled cat ears
pretty racist as I'd buy the dog version...

https://www.up1.co.uk/Details/D1697

Extra points for sexah newsreader
(Spin Its a thing., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post but cats have no emotions!
If these were accurate, the only characteristics they could convey would be 'smugness' and 'disinterest'
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post All mammals have emotions.
The one's I've met have anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know about that.
When one of mine brought a bird in at 12 last night he was conveying some pretty feral emotions.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post CaC
However- my (4 month old) kitten now keeps bringing in HUGE sticks to play fetch with & I've got him to run to me on command.
Bless- He thinks he's a dog.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You are in dog denial
subconsciously training your poor, cognitively limited, moggy to take on dog traits. :P
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post He's also grown a vagina apparently
The kitten that is, not Tabs.
That would be weird.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post No, no. That turned out okay (for us)
He had "the op" monday. Back to dragging in sticks into the flat monday evening.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post What, no lampshade on him?
A friend of mines started thumping the ground with his hind leg.
We found out later he'ld been spending time with the neighbours rabbit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post These inspired Jeri Ellsworth to make her wonderful brain bulb :-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quz78xRxv1Y
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post WOW!
she's hawt
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(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post "Zoom in and enhance!"
CSI /links.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I really do like the japanese
they combine 'silly' and 'clever' better than any other nation.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:18, Reply)

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