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This is a link post Sexytime! NSFW
It's late, and that means it's sexytime! Great looking book on the art of the 70's porno poster. Worth scrolling down for the preview, some fantastic pics amongst them. Not really NSFW in anything other than subject matter.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Have some music to go with it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxjwF2f6JO0
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The erotic Doctor Jekyll is a good one
Though actually like what they have done with the pic above.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:47, Reply)
This is a link post And now for something more chilled out... I made this!
I feel this really captures the elegance and power of the modern day hero. Plus the music is catchy ._.
(adamsmithh, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You came out of lurking to bring us that?!
It's so, so ....disturbing? just um, yeah, that.
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I LOVE THESE

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Some dirty yiffers out there would probably get off to that

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post More you say?
... very well then.
 (adamsmithh, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 2:26, Reply)
This is a normal post loved it
so good
 (Mokoshne, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It's pretty good, but like the original, I found it a bit overlong.

(TobestersNZ, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:49, Reply)
This is a link post Any ideas chaps? I made this!
As members of one of the most creative and funny sites on the web, just wondering if you guys can come up with a comedy scene for our next vid? as you can see we have the use of 2 normalcameras and an underwater cam. We'll gladly give you a shoutout if you fancy having a pop ?(and b3ta of course!)
(backofthelandingnet, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post What the hell is happening on /Links?
Not like it's Newbie Tuesday either.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Its nearly 12pm......
So it will soon be:

'Goooood bye newbie Tuesday'
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post You both take too many massive drugs
and try to drive your honda accord down the road, but end up flying off into the river and get eaten by a shark just before it brings down a helicopter. Why have you not thought of this before?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot the topless supermodels!
You can't have a good story without them!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post but everything is ok in the end, because you go to Thailand
and bang all the whores like all the other sex tourists
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Right, you need to jazz it all up man.
I want the next one to be like an episode of WWE. I want shouting at the camera about how many fish you are gonna catch. I want this to be your inspriation:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF4ZTcuhixc

And this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrlSz-Xxo50&feature=related

I want you to take those fish down to China town and fuck them up. You dig?
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post This
HARD
 (cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ This with some added this ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhHDXk8g4FE
employ some tupac back from the dead hologram tech, but use randy man savage have him punch down the mako. all win there.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
But with punching of the shark added.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Say, do you guys like fish sticks?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I like when you pour petrol over it at 8:36 or whatever.
But seriously, there no way that comedy and fishing can be combined. Boring past-time for boring cunts, IMHO.
EDIT: I know that this breaks one of the rules of the board, viz. not slagging off other people's work, but that's the dullest video I've ever seen. 26 minutes of fishing 'banter'. Bo-lacks. I say this with impunity because you're a bunch of spamming non-chatters. And because I'm perfect.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post
i really really like fishing and i agree with everything you say here... with one exception, you are not perfect.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post No comedy in fishing you say?
You haven't seen this then.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2eGc8uO3yA
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post That's brilliant :)

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 1:51, Reply)
This is a normal post This deserves a post of its own
Soupoib
 (skintagain, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah-hahahahaaa!
I usually hate these "blooper" videos, but this just made my day!
 (I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh say can you see...

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't it "Jose, can't you see .."?

(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post maybe it is the wine that has taken the edge off...
but i am astounded to see you still at it, and posting here.
fish on guys.

(it would be nice if you joined in and said hello every once in a while)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just good to see two people so totally in love.
I'm wiping away a tear.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post it is touching

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Touching
*giggle*
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more filthy talk...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ1IwXwN738
 (swank, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post By all accounts, Spam makes a very effective bait...

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post use a fisheye lens

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:36, Reply)
This is a link post Batman:Dark Knightfall
A rather stunning fan made stop-motion animation.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm looking forward
to the animated version of The Dark Knight Returns, it's where they should have gone with the films.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I remembered yesterday that there is abit in the Dark Knight Returns where a nutter shoots up a cinema
I wonder if they'll include it?
 (rogers nelson is the unexpected item in your bagging area, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I the only one
who doesn't have Flubster on ignore?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been nursing a flubster, just need to find a sock.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post i do hope you do
your own laundry.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I just throw it at the wall. The ones that don't stick get washed.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Naa, not just you.
Like I said the other day, I just read his posts out loud in a little girly voice. It makes some of them quite funny.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post it's on the front page

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)
This is a link post a podcast about the corporate event happening in london
no pretty pics but a great listen
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:58, Reply)
This is a link post Jessie the clever dog
She is amazing!
As are you people. Thank you so much for your lovely posts today for the Tabs birthday. You are all so very kind. Those that sent me cards and gifts too, they have been passed on, you are bloody AWESOME.
Happy Birthday my lovely friend, glad I could make you smile over the last few days and hope this year is as good to you, as you have been to me.
Thank you /links for letting me spread some birthday joy, I appreciate it, and thank you for allowing me to show how much I care.
x
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea what I just watched.
But I think it ends up in a drug fuelled hell for the once-so-keen little dog
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post She loves it.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
Don't we all Herbs, don't we all
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That was an awfully low mailbox to expect a postman to have to deliver to.
That bone idle bitch has got one hell of a cute dog though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post This video sponsored by
The Cats for Canine Slavery Foundation
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Jessie the clever cat......
(mine by the way!)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwhZqJl1VAA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember her!
awww...my cats do the same thing!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It was a 'pleasure'...
;-)
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That dog has serious OCD
The woman seems to have a fear of taking her own absorbent materials into the bathroom.

Also, I wouldn't eat that pancake personally.
 (I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post the only trick my dog does out of all of that
is the toaster one, he steals eggos, then drops them on the floor when someone catches him... we call them dog waffles...
social services should probably be called
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is a link post Dunno what to make of this

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh, nobhead.
Bringer of irony. Just got to love drunkerds.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
the foreign national was irish incase anybody was wondering. said so on the news in brisbane so it must be true.....
 (bruxia, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 5:50, Reply)
This is a link post spaaaaaam gets a pasting NSFW
Enlightening devonshire pub based sandwich spread discourse - Hellish!
(lexington sharpstain, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
Reminds me of when I worked in a (different) warehouse. Teas up.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
Yep thats about right. I witness this sort of thing everyday.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of
Last of the Summer Wine
 (SquidHead, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a link post Tom Waits - Chocolate Jesus

(Moob moobs, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:17, Reply)
This is a link post Sir Bernard Lovell RIP
A great Britain, huge contribution to astronomy and during the war. Jodrell Bank is well worth a visit.
 (Smale is stuffed, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post =(
I hope to get up there one day
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post likewise, i can see it from a nearby hill
i.imgur.com/kVILI.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post There have been a few concerts there recent(ish)
Here's a clip of The Flaming Lips gig, projecting images onto the telescope dish...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpHFPQIkvvs
 (Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 7:45, Reply)
This is a normal post went when I was a kid, it was brilliant
must go back now I can appreciate it a bit more
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Rather bizarrely...
...The Grauniad's obituary is by Sir Fred Hoyle, who died in 2001!
www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/aug/07/sir-bernard-lovell
 (Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been to Goonhilly

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I know precious little about the guy
other than that there's a bloody great dish in Cheshire with his name on it.

Seems a shame that such a key figure in radioastronomy would be so little known in his own country...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice link

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:23, Reply)
This is a link post Marvin Hamlisch throws a seven :(
Sad to hear that this chap died today. Bringing Joplin's music to the masses was a great thing to do and his arrangements in The Sting were fun. I prefer the raw piano versions, hence this guy playing the Maple Leaf Rag. This performer's other rag vids are well worth a look if you like the music. He's got a real talent.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Must practice that up again at some stage
Haven't played it for years. Its sooooo much fun to play.

*Edit* And even in death his work is done! :D Click.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, a fellow Joppers player.
I've never been able to play a proper version of this, but then I've never tried learning one. At present I've memorised Bethena, Pleasant Moments, The Chrysanthemum, Scott Joplin's New Rag, Combination March, Country Club, Elite Syncopations and a bit of a simpler version of Original Rags. My head can't take much more :)
As a listener, the last two stanzas of the Maple Leaf are two of my all time favourites though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that is sad...
I grew up loving the music he made in some of my favourite films. The new Liberace film looked brilliant too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I only know him for The Sting. Shame on me! I'll have to look into his other things.
A film about Liberace, you say? That must be worth watching.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The way we were, The spy who loved me
A chorus line. The Liberace thing is for HBO and if it's HBO it's bound to be good! Although Matt Damon and Michael Douglas as lovers o_O
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:16, Reply)
This is a link post Olympics brick by brick
Surprised these haven't been posted yet. Recreations of great Olympic moments in Lego. Check out the characters in the audience too.
 (Smale is stuffed, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post They all look like freebase here:
www.guardian.co.uk/sport/video/2012/aug/06/usain-bolt-gold-100m-brick-video
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)
This is a link post Apparently this is a thing now
The trousers.
My god the trousers.

Completely absurd yet strangely hypnotic and impressive brownian teenagers / children.

It seems to be an offshoot of (the purely absurd) Jumpstyle.
(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Youtube "Melbourne shuffle"

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I dance like that.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post MJ lives on
Hide your kids
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hardstyle shuffling has been around for years.
Get with the program man. *clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe I have proved myself worthy of a "grandad" rather than just a "man"

(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah grandad man.
NICE1 TOP1 GETSORTED.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post this looks like an offshoot
of the 'Running Man' dance
 (ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post This ^^^
running man mixed with moonwalk.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post its not that bad
Just kids having fun, innit?
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post That's what they said about the Nazis
...
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post they look like those cheek-rivettingly priced Cyberdog rave trousers

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I bought some trousers from cyberdog once
they lasted two all nighters in a quarry in somerset before just falling apart.

A bit like me really.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you have to take them up 12" so you could walk in them?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post You are so unhip!
Check out www.hardbase.fm and all it's sister stations..

*awaits loads of replies saying "no thanks!"*

I had no idea the music had a trouser faction, mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post More into my breaks tbh, but I have some friends that would appreciate this link. Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Not into the hardstyle myself, but
www.trancebase.fm is really good! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post These 2 are pretty cool, if you like that sort of thing.
www.jungle.fm/

www.nuskoolbreaks.co.uk/forum/index.php
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post What I like about the <style>base.fm lot
is that a lot of the time, including daytime, the "presenters" are mixing live - it's a refreshing change from "just live shows at night and the weekend" and pre-rec mixes all day. There ARE pre-rec mixes but not all the time, if you get my Dreft. Will check out those two, not a massive jungle fan, but i LOVE nu-rave www.nu-rave.com (proper nu-rave, not that shite the NME "coined" a few years back (Kalxxons etc)
 (I helped save b3ta! smokinfish * All time exists simultaneously *, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll have a look at that, cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I too late to mention PartyVibe?
Fantastic breakbeat station, some live, some mixes, lots of old stuff to download, lots of community stuff. Few other streams there too, worth a browse: www.partyvibe.com/forums/view-party-vibe-radio.html
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet!!! cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post You know that when I say Jumpstyle
The emphasis is on the "Style". As if your mum was saying it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course those kids are all on those lpg and excellence tablets.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I was dancing like that at Amnesia House in Coventry in me yoof
can still throw a few shapes (in front of the kids for embarrassment factor alone)
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Likewise
I owned trousers like those, many many pairs when I was a 'Crasher kid....

God I was a twat....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This is why
I don't go to Tribe of Frog.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm way out of my depth here
Tribe of what now?
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a night in Bristol
everyone wears those pants and dances like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The Transformers ones
Are rather lovely though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I went to a tribe of frog
in what was "The Depot" - it was a matrix themed night, and they'd covered the walls in the corridor with fluorescent green matrix style falling letters and lit it with UV.

I sort of got a bit stuck there fascinated by the walls. Hmm.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't imagine how?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh the depot, such a shithole. used to be a 24/7 place to score drugs in the carlton club and the snooker tables upstairs.
We put on some good nights in that shithole. the building was practically falling down. Good times.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post This has been around for years.
They were doing this when I was in Amsterdam for Sensation Black 2004 and 2005.
 (Fluffster, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got time for the troosers......
...but why oh why do the tunes have to be so gay? German and gay? German,gay and shite. That is all.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
maxgif.com/1ya
 (UTB, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post It's like...
...they're walking in an old Mega Drive game...
 (Megamoss, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post MC Hammer would be Hardstyling in his grave.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
Why is it more absurd than something like riverdance? Or ballet?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It categorically isn't
:)

I've just seen those before.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post dance dance revoltion
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 (bruxia, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:01, Reply)
This is a link post Ferrari cunt or Police cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post cat cunt

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post DOUBLECUNTZ!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking berks the lot of 'em

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Guy owns an expensive Ferrari but wants to dodge a fine that's what? $60?
Not knowing if they can ticket him or not after he drives off I think Policeman is a bit cunty for standing in front (thereby giving him the chance to get off with it) but then driving over the cop's foot isn't the way to go.

Ergo: DOUBLECUNT
 (I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post look after the pennies!
Some of the richest people are super tight, arguably part of why they are rich.
There was that story a few years back where a magazine sent £1 cheques to the 100 richest people in the UK to see who'd cash them. IIRC I think almost all of them did.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:17, Reply)
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well not so much cunt as twat
should have loced the doors before he tried to drive off...
 (bruxia, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 6:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ferrari cunt. Definitey
What, becuase he has a flash car he can get out of a ticket and assault a cop in the process and get away scot free?
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post dunno how it is in the US, but in this country if the ticket isn't on the vehicle, you aren't fined
Had a close call the other month, and fortunately Patawayo just said "fair play" and that was it.
So I'd be a bit concerned about the officer clearly deliberately obstructing the car so he could continue to write the ticket.
That said, driving into him was dumb as, not just because it was dickish, but because I reckon that was what the cop was playing for, he went straight from ticket writing to assault on a police officer like he was going for it.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Still assaulting an officer

(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I kinda go with the consensus here and call doublecunt then
would be interesting if he would have been able to contest the ticket after the fact if he was able to show the officer deliberately obstructing him, but once he's up for assaulting a police officer the ticket is fairly small beer.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post actually looking again...
not only does he step in, but he takes another step to put his foot under the tyre, and then when he's saying the car is on his foot he manages to pull his foot out from under it.

I call shenanigans.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's time to riot in London again!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post cool, I need a new laptop
#onohedidnt
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft
Everyone* knows Twitter is the place to arrange this

*Louise Mensch
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Patawayo?
You ign'ant fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Did you see the documentary a while ago that followed the progress of a Nepalese immigrant from a lovely little charmer through getting a job as a parking attendant to his transformation into a cynical bitter bastard within a couple of days?
Patawayo is quite a neat shorthand for all that is wrong with the civil enforcement industry, including the exploitation of its workers.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post He clearly parked like a cunt.
On a policemans foot, Ferrari cunt. Nice car though.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post this ^^

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That could be an idea for a blog.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post cunts parking nice cars on policemens feet?

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Almost but not quite, I think we are onto something here.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Just because they see a black guy in a nice car........
oh, hold on a minute...
 (Spin Its a thing., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post There clearly wasn't space to safely move off. Seems straightforward as to who was the problem.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post not sure what all the hating is about here
as said before, in the united kingdoms of britland, if the tickets not on the car, it's not been issued.

standing in front of the car you'll never be able to afford to deliberately block it in, purposely getting in the way of it and pretending you've been run over by it counts as just being a massively jealous prick.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post alright
im going out to run over policemen before they give me any tickets
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems to have been filmed in NY so what does UK law have to do with it at all?

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I also don't see what the value of the car has got to do with it?
Are you saying that if it was a 1997 Mondeo he'd have had a point, but because the policeman couldn't afford this car he deserved to be driven over?

Is it not a reasonable thing to not drive over anyone, policeman or otherwise, regardless of whether or not you're claiming rich-ponce immunity?
 (Jimmers, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 2:52, Reply)
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40 seconds in, i need see no more. Cop writing ticket. Ferrari man gets into car. Cop says stop. Ferrari doesnt stop. Ferrari should have paid ticket.

It's hardly a Rodney King style act of cops being cunts now, is it?

I just done a google. That car costs nearly £200,000. Fuuuuck. That's 67 times what my car costs. That's more than most homes, which people spend most of their lives paying for.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd go for police cunt
Parking offences are not arrestable, he's got no reason to detain him. His job is to right a ticket, not obstruct people or manufacture incidents.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:03, Reply)
This is a link post Some mega camp blokes see a fire.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post And it's raining!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
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Double Rainbow?
 (Big Throbbing Gristle, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post i have watched this twice now
as it looks an awful lot like somewhere in ft. lauderdale..
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You forgot to click "I made this"

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I for one am glad that Tabs had himself a memorable day.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a link post Shut up about Bill Hicks
This rather nicely sums up my feelings about the guy. I've sat and watched his DVDs with friends who were in absolute hysterics, while I just end up wondering what exactly they see in it.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post He had some good things to say
It's a pity he shouted and ranted them instead
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post the major irony of this article is that it's being said in Vice magazine of all places

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post he's like Andy Kaufman to me
Great in their time, and influential, but those influenced refined their acts and we all moved on.

oh, and a bit too american.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It was a long time ago
People were still shocked by anger and swearing; It was unique in his day. Unfortunately he changed comedy to the extent where his delivery now seems ill thought through and ranty, because it's lost its ability to shock. What's extreme to one generation is subsumed into the middle ground by the next.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post You should check out Stewart Lee. Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post The problem with that article was....
....there was no subtlety.

What you have to remember about Hicks is, his stuff is over 20 years old now. Of course it's dated, of course it's sledgehammer, of course it lacks the nuances of todays finest....the layers, structure and irony. But for fucks sake no-one was doing what he did back then. Pryor was on Crack, Martin had sold out, Williams had over coked, Pete and Dud were a thing of the past, shit a watered down Cosby was all we had. He stood up and critised America when no-one critised 'Merika.

And they hated him in America, we (in the UK) took him into our arms as soon as we heard him. The bitterness was fantastic. The hatred of all things "popular" was lovely. As far as I'm concerned he was an Englishman stuck in an American body in America. Just imagine the pain of that.

No doubt if he was still alive today he'd be in the next prequel to Marley and me, doing "Relentless" re-run tours and and nirorette ads...but I like to think he'd be doing acid under a bar light moaning about how music is shit nowadays. He did pave the way for Chris Rock, Loius CK and Dave Chapelle but no doubt you'd call them clumsy and un-subtle too.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
The article is flat wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Birthday!

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I very much enjoyed the mens rowing.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post up your love canal?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post that is an
impressively wrapped birthday package.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, best comment of the day
Only Tabs clicked btw
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post BTW
that's a light bulb
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post speaking of lightbulbs...
its hurricane season... i need to stock up on batteries.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 4:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to row. Knowing the mentality of the sport, its definitely deliberate

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Bona package
Shame he's gurning like Jim Carey.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:03, Reply)
This is a link post Tom Waits - Hell Broke Luce
New Tom Waits video. I like it.

Edit - The song's apparently about Jeff Lucey, a marine who commited suicide after returning from Iraq

www.boston.com/yourlife/health/mental/articles/2005/03/01/jeff_lucey_returned_from_iraq_a_changed_man_then_he_killed_himself/?page=full
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I swear I saw this on Facebook earlier today
It's not at all what I expected the band to sound like; I was expecting American Indiepop. Interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post For some reason it reminds me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTXhK961ygg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post that gets
a click from me.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post No clicks or flicks for post above?

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Not very cheery is it?!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post suicide is painless
That was an odd Mash title song.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It was a metaphor for an easy way out in an otherwise tragic situation.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's never easy
trying to escape without waking the fat bird
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post So so good. Always.

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 8 Aug 2012, 0:48, Reply)
This is a link post been drawing them, had to post this :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish they would do full episodes of the Stotts
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant
was only thinking of this today
 (De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post this was better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Zot1i7bJk&feature=related
 (De ExE nom nom nom nom, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post The Damon Hill one was my fave

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Never fail to make me howl!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
you've been drawing them? For fun? If so, please show us your etchings.

Donald and Davey Stott are the best Vic & Bob creations ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 0:32, Reply)

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