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This is a link post Master System - Snail Maze

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This is a normal post Master Bates
Snail trail
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HUGE
blast from the past. Completely forgot about that. I seem to remember you had to hold down certain buttons for a while to launch it.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!!
www.b3ta.com/links/778914
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:47, Reply)
This is a link post German Discus Winner Celebration
Fantastic celebration by Robert Harting.

Article here awesomescreenshot.com/0efcpm282
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
According to The Metro it's a lot more innocent than it sounds and there was no alcohol involved, the article above makes it sound like he was mugged rather than robbed, come on, who the fuck would mug him!?! Still, Berliners know how to have a good time and i'm thinking he got hammered, his celebration on the track is superb, great to see.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon he probably did get hammered,
and you're right, who would mug him? He's 6'3" and weighs 20 stone!!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone with a weapon?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Why has someone uploaded a recording of a camera aimed at a video file being playing on a monitor,
rather than the video file? (I'm guessing they think this bypasses copyright laws)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Especially when you could just do this....
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/olympics/18903550

And have the commentary too.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post This!!
Fucking THIS
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Why was some cunt filming him at 0:18 with an iPad?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post He should have ripped his shorts off and done a MASSIVE shit on the track & then eaten it.
That would have been ace!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post or rolled around in it....

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a link post Footballers of the world
Not as shit as it should be, very catchy too!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Endearing
Rising level of insanity throughout, too much work put in = aceness
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Outstanding.
click
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
Im not a footie fan but I enjoyed that. Could also be applied to many other things...if you know you have the time....
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post For instance,
...All the words in the English language?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Soopah :)
Bonus points for featuring almost all of Boro's strikeforce from the 90s.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
Lots of Boro players in there.
Which was nice..
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post a few boro
supporting b3tans - bonus. Pity the Barmby pic was fjortoft which frankly has ruined it for me..
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I got Fjortoft's autograph
in the Teesside Park Pizza Hut. SCORE.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post haha christ
dont let the football put you off watching it
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That fella has to be a Forest fan

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:06, Reply)
This is a link post Ridiculous proposed changes to BBC Question Time leaked I made this!
A leaked pitch for proposed changes to the political debate show Question Time
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post 404 all up in that bitch

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This is a normal post You fucked up with spamming your site:
Not Found, Error 404

The page you are looking for no longer exists. Perhaps you can return back to the site's homepage and see if you can find what you are looking for.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Something about using the ball from Crystal Maze.
Then nothing.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off and die, spammer

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing
that this hasn't panned out quite as you thought it might. Yet you'll probably never know this because you'll only return in three months to post another spam link.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello LeakedPitches
You are being a bit spammy, but actually I did manage to find my way to the homepage, and read a few of them.

It's not the funniest thing ever, but I did chuckle at the "Pull the other one" pitch.

But more importantly, let me suggest if you want to promote your site on links, the best plan might be to put your URL in your sig, and then just actually join in with the site, posting other links you've found, responding to others' links etc. People who like things you've said may then think "I wonder what that URL in his sig* is" and then go and visit it.

*Apologies if you're a lady type, but let's be honest, it's not likely is it? You're almost certainly a bloke with glasses, too much hair gel and a fixey bike.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
This was much more polite than what I was going to post but now I feel like I should be constructive.... actually I think I've forgotten how.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm having the opposite feeling now I've posted it.
so to balance things out:

SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm betting it's this alex holland chap
imalexholland.wordpress.com/ - he's the only one tweeting links to leaked pitches bollocks.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post And he's the first follower of the @leakedpitches a/c
Nailed!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Two can play at that game
This could easily go on for days:

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - top work!

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
I'm nothing if not a juvenile, vindictive bastard
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ...to add to the "SPAM" shouts
It may be wise to put the "Leaked Pitch" posts on the home page - it's a blog after all and the main reason you go to a blog is to read blog posts, so why not put them on the "home" page? Dunno why I'm bothering though, you'll probably never read this...
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Lacks the leak about LeakedPitches being funny at some point...

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post So much pedophilia on one site
Did you research all that yourself?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a nice idea for a site,
but join in here rather than just spam it.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a link post possibly F.A.G.

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely :)

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!
In yer face.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i fucking hate piers morgan
talentless nonce
(, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 10:09, Reply)
This is a link post News Corp registers $1.6bn fourth-quarter loss
Haaa Ha!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Haaa Ha!

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahahaha!
*wipes tear*
*breathes*

hahahahahahahahaha!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
The Times is actually a reasonably good newspaper, if you ignore some of of the commentators; it's packed full of news, and much easier to read on a crowded tube carriage than the Guardian, which is a pain in the arse, like the Telegraph.
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This is a normal post It's all about size with you.

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Torygraph is an ace read, Times is a little bit too common these days.

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to read the Torygraph but over time it has been morphing into the Daily Fail.

Tried the Grauniad for a bit but it's so polarised in it's opinions that it made me want to stab myself with a blunt spoon.

Hate Murdoch but at the moment The Times is the best bet.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I only read the Daily Star now.

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I get everything I need to know from The Oatcake.
Stoke City FC's number one fanzine.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I quite like the Indie, it seems fairly balanced as big papers go
... but I mostly read the Eye.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I can hear the Auto-tune turbines cranking up already.

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Was the kid black?

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop saying it!
You crazy cracker.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Its quite easy Mr 'educated' teacher.
If you're a nigger.. use the word.
If you're not a nigger... don't use the word.
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This is a normal post I love consistency

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a link post A man wrote a letter to the Calgary Herald.
Apparently, someone spoke to him in a park. If only he'd had a gun, this terrifying situation could have been sorted out much more satisfactorily.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Provide proof that this article is real and not some made up shit.

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't.
It may yet turn out to be a hoax. But the guy who wrote the letter has popped up to defend it: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/story/2012/08/08/calgary-nose-hill-gun-stampede-police-us.html
"'What concerned me is two young men just approached us and stopped us, stopping us by being in our path, and [began] talking to us without even being welcome to talk to us. They just took it upon themselves to yell at us.'
"He said he should have the right to protect himself if things had escalated."

That might be part of the hoax; but, all else being equal, meh.

Also: something, something, Broken Coccyx, something.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You should be far more responsible & only post things which you are certain of their validity in future.

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, in related discussion elsewhere...
(specifically, BoingBoing)

... this guy seems to be a recurring crank. Apparently the same guy wrote this one, for instance.

So the letter is probably a real letter, however the guy who wrote it may or may not be long-game trolling. I'm filing him under Poe's law.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Sir,
I have no need to talk with you, goodbye.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ?
Surely a joke?

Or the fella's a few bullets short of a full chamber.

Also, Stampede?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)
This is a link post western spaghetti
nice attention to detail. good use of rubber bands too.
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This is a normal post Newsletter GC, I'm afraid (4 years ago, though...),
but Pes' stuff is always a delight to watch.
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This is a normal post ah, fair enough
but yeah, still good.
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This is a link post Right in the Nuts

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This is a normal post Right in the chibs

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Right in the cahoonas.

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This is a normal post That certainly was a forceful kinetic strike to the opposing players testicles in an attempt to gain sporting advantage.

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This is a normal post In fairness, it looks like he was aiming for the ball(s)

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This is a normal post Yea! Punch that bastard in the bollocks!

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This is a normal post I see you and raise you
Didier Zokora taking revenge on Emre by kicking him at full pelt in the knackers:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-m0TC_rtm0
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post How about
Pepe of Real Madrid kicking Arbeloa, (from the same team)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)
This is a normal post rolling around like spoilt f*cking children.
shit game.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I love the spanish subtitles: "Aaargh I've been killed" :)
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post So that's why it's called basket balls

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a link post Toilet of the dead NSFW
Possibly GC,crazy japaniese zombie/yoga film....
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This is a normal post Awsome - i need to check this
This looks like it'll be up there with the likes of Mutant Girl Squad, Hobo With A Shotgun and Survive Style 5+.. oh and Bambi
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This is a link post Podcast interview with John Kricfalusi (Ren & Stimpy, etc.) from a few days ago. NSFW
Listening to a great interview on The Nerdist podcast - if you like animated cartoons, check it out!
NSFW (language)
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This is a normal post Thanks for this!

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post You are quite welcome,

(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:34, Reply)
This is a link post Alex Boye and the Piano Guys cover Coldplay's "Paradise"
Catchy as hell and can't get it out of my mind.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell
so you can polish a turd hard enough to turn it into a diamond.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha. Indeed!

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 1:47, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't polish a turd but you can roll it in glitter.

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This is a normal post Unicorn poo?

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This is a normal post

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This is a normal post I take it you don't watch Mythbusters
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI
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This is a normal post Is that Cellist
The same guy that did that wedding thing where he falls asleep and has a dream?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:55, Reply)
This is a link post Huge fire in Coventry earlier. I made this!
Had to have a good rubberneck.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Arthur something something
And you must have a trick car because your steering wheel is on the wrong side.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I got my Mum to rubberneck.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT is why we all love your mom!

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post tis 'Walsgrave Improvement Project'
.............or wood field engineering burning down
*edit* shitty i-pad keyboard AAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEERRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It's okay, calm down
*strokes hair*


*bums*
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post FAntastic song, off one of my favourite soundtracks ever
www.soundtrackcollector.com/title/6336/Tour+Of+Duty+Vol.1
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post must have caused...
millions of pounds worth of improvements.

Seriously, the Germans had the right idea when it came to Coventry.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a link post Alien chopsticks.
Ronseal!

Also, only 14 quid!


(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ah, Cyberdog. They have a shop in Brighton. It's always empty, because like a few shops in Brighton, they sell overpriced shit.

(Disclaimer: I love Brighton. Mostly.)
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I am genetically incapable of using chopsticks.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I can confirm light sabre chopsticks don't work either
what ever the colour of the sabre
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Use the fork, Luke.

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 1:08, Reply)
This is a normal post *looks around in disgust*
Come on. That was funny!
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Now those I like.
Kung Fu Ross mentions above that they are Cyberdog which rang a bell. I walked into their stall/store in Camden market and was surprised to see placemats cut from circuit board (cool idea) for about £14 (not so cool an idea).

I realised I wasn't cool enough to be in there and left immediately. I then found myself in Camden Market, had the same realisation and left again :(
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you then find yourself in Camden
Have the same realization, and leave?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 1:41, Reply)
This is a normal post or anywhere
north-east london, realise your jeans weren't tight enough and leave?
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:16, Reply)
This is a link post Girlfriend Gets Tattoo of Her Boyfriend After One Week

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta.com user reposts admitted-the-next-day hoax after Six Months

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post bah
is this GC too? butilikethat.com/blow-job/
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, i originally posted it, different link though.
www.b3ta.com/links/809488

www.b3ta.com/links/794800

Sorry :-(
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post And this one, is it Glass Cock?
www.tubechop.com/watch/469511
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post you massive twunt

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post phake
unfortunately/fortunately
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post
Hello, are you Mr Sanguine Badger? Could I come in? No, thank you for the offer of a cup of tea. Would you like to sit down. I have some bad news. It's your link. I'm afraid that your link is glasscock. I'm so sorry. They did all they could, and it didn't suffer, but it would have been fake and gay before it knew anything.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post RIP LINK 4EVA IN R HARTS

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post it wiv d' angles now

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This is a normal post and decomposed to nearly unidentifiable

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This is a link post Best poster edits
NB: the term "hipster" annoys me, so I shall not use it.


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This is a normal post These are brilliant
I particularly like the "People change" one :)
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Intensely
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The last one
Is harsh but funny.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed. And I love the bleeding stars one.

(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:15, Reply)
This is a normal post proper office lol at the ferris wheel one :)

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post "But I'm just a bridge"
made me laugh.
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a link post Code Monkey - Pixel Art Animation I made this!
This is a remix i did of a cover The Grammar Club did of a Jonathan Coulton song... LOL

Animated by Jolly Man Productions.

Pixel art animations destroy my soul so I'm well impressed he saw it through! haha :D
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
Portal 1 & 2 make me want Jonathon Coulton's babies.
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post People in or around Manchester,
you can see Superpowerless play live at the SuperByte Micromusic Festival at Antwerp Mansion, Rusholme, on Saturday 1 September!
(, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
hahaha that's true! :D
(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Me likey me clicky

(, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Really nice
I like it. Have a click
(, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)

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