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This is a link post Terry Wogan vs GODZILLA NSFW I made this!
After a two year hiatus, B3ta's favourite cartoon porn superstar returns. NSFW, as you'd expect....
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ah the old chiche'd
Godzilla sounds himself with a grazing terry wogan in the nip, then ejaculates him onto the moon where he's impaled by the stars and stripes.

don't you kids have an original idea in your bodies?

(*clicks*)
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 3 May 2014, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Christ, SPOILERS!

(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha ha ha !
a triumphant return.
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post But!!!
Is it the last we'll see of Wogan? That had something of a finality about it...
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post NERD

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post What even??

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
do you ever worry your parents might see this stuff one day?
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I've shown my parents the other two Wogan films
and pitched them the premise of this one.

They don't really get it, and although I think they want to be disapproving, they can't help but laugh at points.

On the other hand, I've been explicitly forbidden from showing my stuff to my grandparents.
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Pitched them the premise?
Hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha! etc
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Sat 10 May 2014, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Great stuff as always.
Side note: My mates were talking about Wogan the other day, and we got on to the subject of that picture of him and is schlong outline in his trousers. They said 'I don't think there's a worst image of Wogan." So I showed them some of your stuff.....now I don't have any friends.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Terry's shlong will always be your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Mother, Brother and secret Lover.

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaa

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 3 May 2014, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know what to expect
but that wasn't it. Crikey.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a UKIP party political broadcast?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Click
Assuming you were going for a "bambi meets Godzilla" reference at the start :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 3 May 2014, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Only just caught this. Brilliant as ever, Butters.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 3 May 2014, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Poss best yet

(Master_Slob UK minister for cultural appropriation., Sat 3 May 2014, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, that is nuts.
Well done.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 4 May 2014, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post chuckle dee chuckle dee
chuckle
 (I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 11 May 2014, 5:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Haunting
I'm not sure I'll ever be able to un-see that...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jarvichi Yarr!, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Godzilla should not have a belly-button
Apart from that, it seems scientifically accurate.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 15 May 2014, 7:36, Reply)
This is a normal post haha twat
that was a bit surreal though...
but good :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 3 May 2014, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post superb!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - fucking vermin.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Are those guys required to wear those hats?
I'm not from around here.
 (I helped save b3ta! phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post its official chav uniform
Not necessary but a Burberry cap cements it
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post is that some sort of special hold?

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 3 May 2014, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It's called the Hokey Kokey

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post
hhe pulls your left leg in
you pull left leg out
in
out
in
out
then you swear and shout
you do the hokeycokey and fail to turn about
thats what its all about
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Ohhhh....
they'll throw the chav in pokaaay!
Wooooahh!
Where the shower is soap-ay!
Woooah!
They'll make him do deep-throatay!!
Knees bent, arse out, HARR HARR HARRR!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Either you've given this particular scene a lot of detailed thought
or we have very similar browser histories.
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Woah
I don't use a browser
Woah
I use a big pink dowser
Woah
I keep it in my trouser
Zip down, cock out, WAVE WAVE WAVE!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Luckily if he did escape he was dressed incognito

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post and there was nobody else around to see
Or Looking like they were ready to rugby tackle him and pin him to the ground
 (I helped save b3ta! thistle, Tue 6 May 2014, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You could not look more like a tosser could you

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:50, Reply)
This is a link post Cheers Herbs.... Now I am obsessed.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 3 May 2014, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I knew someone would post this!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 3 May 2014, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Pleasure to oblige.
32 seconds onwards is just sublime.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 3 May 2014, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't that where all those weirdos live?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 3 May 2014, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Tabs,Herbs an' that?
Yer.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 3 May 2014, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post proudy holds hands aloft
worries what kinda company I'm keeping :D
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 3 May 2014, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post just moved to south west
yes
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:17, Reply)
This is a link post CaC
Video proof.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 3 May 2014, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post oh man this is so full of win

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sat 3 May 2014, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking superb

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 3 May 2014, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post My cat
Appeared looking all innocent just as that ended
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 3 May 2014, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahha

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 3 May 2014, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do people always have to give the game away in the video title?
I knew exactly what that was going to be before even starting it :/
Still good, but don't give the punchline at the beginning of the joke ffs
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That was ace :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post That was faaackin great.

(I helped save b3ta! GloballyRelaxed Tunes And Stuff http://www.globallyrelaxed.com/, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually fuck right off
This makes me so fucking angry.

This "superb" video is, in fact, the work of World's Greatest Band Superchunk, which has then been ripped off by some cunt. What you see is the video for the band's 2011 guitar pop masterpiece Crossed Wires, with all the performance bits taken out, and the music replaced with a shit Prodigy song.

Look!

youtu.be/9Lxw6A6scvU

Happily, Superchunk are probably the richest indie band in the world, thanks to their being SO FUCKING AMAZING that the label they set up to release their own records back in 1989 is now probably the most successful genuinely independent label on the planet, which makes tons of money (thanks to them publishing the shit but very profitable Arcade Fire), and tons of great records (thanks to tons of great bands). So Superchunk probably don't mind about the lost revenue from the 200,000 odd hits this vile piece of plagiarism has got. Even though they're still in the video - that's bassist Laura Ballance attaching the camera to the cat. (The cat belongs to guitarist and signer Mac MacCaughan.)

The worst thing about this is that if the thieving clitwart who is responsible for this had any fucking taste at all, he'd have used Charly, which would have been much, much funnier.
 (dermoth Tonton Zola Moukoko., Sat 10 May 2014, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow dude.

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 11 May 2014, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Um - but
it's also sort of the plot of the Smack my Bitch Up video, ain't it?

So Superchunk are sort of just parodying Prodigy, and in turn getting parodied themselves.

Because CaC?
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Mon 12 May 2014, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be as filthy as you like for free tunes!

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 3 May 2014, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice artwork!
And thanks! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 3 May 2014, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice. How do we get a free copy?
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Just downloaded. It's excellent. Just what my synth addiction needed
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 5 May 2014, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely Sir
What DAW was it made with?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 5 May 2014, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
Logic Pro X :)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Mon 5 May 2014, 22:41, Reply)
This is a link post 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
SpaceX's last test video made more fun...


Incidentally, where's the newsletter got to?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Romanian immigrants nicked it.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 3 May 2014, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Curses!
I bet they took my sunshine too.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 3 May 2014, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post And your job.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 3 May 2014, 13:13, Reply)
This is a link post Woke up this morning with this in my head
It's time to try to quit again..
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:35, Reply)
This is a link post Teen Thangz I made this!
Episode 3! This time with more of the same.
(dogfood, Sat 3 May 2014, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post These r well good mush

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 3 May 2014, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Fanx
Rad. I feel like the popular kid at high skool.
 (dogfood, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post #maxcliffordlovesteenthangz

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Clifford the Big Red Dog?
Dude I am like 3 years old for that show!
 (dogfood, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post But what about 1D?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 3 May 2014, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post i wish i had a teen to aspire too
like you, when I was a teen. Teen thangz would of really helped me through some hard times bro!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 3 May 2014, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post nuff respek!
Teen thangz iz da bomb.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post teen thangs *flick*
is gonna be my phrase of the day if that's ok with you?
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 3 May 2014, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fine
Teen Thangz with a Z is trademarked though.
 (dogfood, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I owe U 80p then #awks

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Pay me in sweets
Or I'll organise a MySpace party round yours
 (dogfood, Sat 3 May 2014, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, I could filter that out easliy
What you want is a couple of smoke alarms with old batteries in them making the low power warning beep every 45 seconds.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 3 May 2014, 7:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I find turning my amp towards the adjacent wall
and playing wads of feedback gets the neighbours dogs howling like a knicker of cunts for extended periods of time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 3 May 2014, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That's no fucking use to me
My cunty neighbour has 45 huskies, which make a noise approximate to that, only worse. What I need is something to make them implode.
 (m.auron, Sat 3 May 2014, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I find pouring a can of petrol down their chimney does the trick.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 3 May 2014, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post wow that's a lot of work!
and kinda brilliant... but so borderline I'm not sure whether to love it or hate it
 (I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 3 May 2014, 14:44, Reply)
This is a link post New Top Gear Presenter Revealed

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 3 May 2014, 2:24, Reply)
This is a normal post why do I find that hypnitic ?
EDIT: hypnotic, fucking auto correct
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 3 May 2014, 3:50, Reply)
This is a normal post It's become very convenient for you to blame auto correct.
Spelling, fart smells, pee on the toilet seat. We're not buying it anymore.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 3 May 2014, 4:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I use it to explain most of my short Cummings
I usually call that auto sperm
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sat 3 May 2014, 4:43, Reply)
This is a normal post That guy is super happy.

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Sat 3 May 2014, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Its because he's an n word

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 3 May 2014, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post nigga got some friiiiieeddd chuckunnnnnzzzz
how could he not be happy?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 3 May 2014, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post that some powerful shit right there

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sat 3 May 2014, 14:52, Reply)
This is a link post i am so so sorry
but i saw this and i am drunk but this 20 seconds of BM is spastic mental
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sat 3 May 2014, 2:00, Reply)
This is a normal post You ain't sorry AT ALL. You BAD, BAD weeaboo.

Also, have you got THIS yet? : www.metal-observer.com/3.o/review/babymetal-live-legend-i-d-z-apocalypse/

If not, why not? And have you booked for Sonisphere yet?
;p
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 3 May 2014, 3:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got it.
Ordered it when it came out, I've been following this lot with a shameful passion since the Kiba no Akiba split.

Bollocks to Sonisphere, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Sat 3 May 2014, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah its like 80 for a day pass just to see one fucking band awesome as they are
and factor in travel from glasgow to knebworth and prolly one night accom. 200 to see them. im not that mental and i fully expect more uk dates
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sat 3 May 2014, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Er?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post just embrace it
dont try to think
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:57, Reply)
This is a link post "I Hear you're a racist now Clarkson" I made this!
Video I did ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 May 2014, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Where you been?
*Waves*
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 2 May 2014, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey Sue. Been busy doing stuff and things you know.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 3 May 2014, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Real names? On the inter tubes?!
I always thought your name was Usmanov.
 (TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone on here
who cares in the slightest knows my first name, and probably Maiden's too. Surnames and exact locations are another matter.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Well... Marvelous.

(TurboFlange Bond, James Brown, Sat 3 May 2014, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post not lacist, but frunny!!111!!!1

(itilliterate, Sat 3 May 2014, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't look a thing like Jimi Hendrix

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 3 May 2014, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
XD
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 3 May 2014, 1:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright maiden.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 3 May 2014, 1:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey :D

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 3 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post how did you get him to agree to this?

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 3 May 2014, 2:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Just an outtake from Top Gear.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 3 May 2014, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh excellent!
Hahahaha!
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 3 May 2014, 2:53, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
What have you changed?
 (macroscian (1 like), Sat 3 May 2014, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent idea

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 3 May 2014, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha Ha Ha Ha
Or as they say in Germany: HHHH
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post how do you pronounce that?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 3 May 2014, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post HHHH

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 3 May 2014, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post why does your breath smell
Of cock?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Special Devonian toothpaste

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Er... Ha Ha Ha Ha
?
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 3 May 2014, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey you!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 3 May 2014, 13:46, Reply)
This is a link post totally made up guitar fingerstyle thing I just did
messy as hell but I am improvising on the fly

hideous mistake at 3min
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 2 May 2014, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post good fingering

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 2 May 2014, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post thats what all the girls say
/gets coat
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 2 May 2014, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ...in court

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 2 May 2014, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post "MORE VAGINA FUN"
cosmo has a lot to answer for.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 2 May 2014, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post very nice
now do a babymetal remix!
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 2 May 2014, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post dont mention that band
it only temps me to spam
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Fri 2 May 2014, 23:48, Reply)
This is a normal post which i totally did

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sat 3 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice, but
www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/FingerEase/
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 3 May 2014, 0:54, Reply)
This is a normal post my friends accuse me of screetching strings
I need wax
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sat 3 May 2014, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Try the finger ease, if you can get it. Wax makes the wound strings sound like nylon. ucck

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 3 May 2014, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post i like nylon tone

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sat 3 May 2014, 1:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Then give up the steel string and buy a classical guitar

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 3 May 2014, 4:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i have one, which is why i said i like nylon
easier to play cos strings wider apart
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sat 3 May 2014, 10:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm by far the least adept guitar player (basically I suck)
but I once asked about putting wax on the strings at a guitar who and he got most offended and said that the screeching was just a natural part of the music and that you don't put wax on the strings. Well who am I to disagree? I can't play guitar for toffee and I have 2 of them. lol
 (I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 3 May 2014, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post NO WAX

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 3 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post He should shoot it.
AM I RITE YEAH
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 3 May 2014, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice and I like the string squeaks,
the way I love Karen Carpenter's breaths.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 3 May 2014, 10:50, Reply)
This is a link post My friends son is in the guinness book of world records for his sword swallowing exploits
Here he is doing his new thing, water spouting

Also, FLORIDA BASH ANYONE?
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 2 May 2014, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Being sick then?
Or is it a special kind of regurgitation where he can by mind power alone, keep his eggs and bacon down?

Fair play on the sword swallowing though, it can't be faked for the GBWR.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 2 May 2014, 22:26, Reply)
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Apparently he can swallow 2 litres of fluid in 15 seconds and mixes (for example) blue and yellow coloured water internally to make the green output

It's him at 1:20 in the Scroobius Pip 'Stunner' video also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFSD2IvXecs
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 2 May 2014, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's amazing
how does he do it?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 2 May 2014, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell mate, I've only just signed up to the London bash.
Thanks for the invite though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sat 3 May 2014, 1:52, Reply)

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