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This is a link post Cutting edge special effects in Chinese film....
If you have a pacemaker, maybe this isn't for you.
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This is a normal post Simple and effective!

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This is a normal post Ha
Excellent effect
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This is a normal post it works doesn't it?

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This is a normal post If this was hollywood they would of spent millions doing that in cgi and it'd look fake

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This is a normal post fair play
I think it works quite well
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This is a normal post They probably saved five grand on location costs
for a lavish supper
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This is a normal post And on catering for the Panda sex scene

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This is a normal post Good find!

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This is a normal post That's fine, they did exactly the same thing in The Wicker Man.

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This is a link post The Great Porn Experiment
A TEDx speech on what internet porn does to your brain, very interesting. Could you give up fapping for 90 days? Apparently it changes your life...
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This is a normal post That's very interesting :)
Cheers
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This is a normal post Yeah I bet it isn't easy though
If you're a single alcoholic like me lol
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This is a normal post Try being a married alcoholic.
It's even worse.
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This is a normal post haha
I just observe other married couples constantly bicker and hate on each other. That's as close as I want to being married.
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This is a normal post "hate on"???

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This is a normal post yeah
Its yoof speak for disrespecting each other
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This is a normal post nope sorry
12 hours. Not bad for me. But not 90 days.

Sorry.

Euuurhghyeahhhh
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This is a normal post Haha!
I started watching porn earlier then remembered this, but alas it was too late.
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This is a link post Lizzie and Sarah NSFW
Dailymotion link to a comedy that never made it past a pilot.
Dark comedy by Julia Davis & Jessica Hynes
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This is a normal post ooh, not seen that, cheers

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This is a normal post 'Nighty Night' was obsidian comedy of the highest order.
Will happily give this a go.
Thanks for the heads up.
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This is a normal post hahah wonderfully dark
why wasn't commissioned?
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This is a normal post Cheers! I've got this on my old laptop somewhere...
Wonderfully dark & quite, quite sad.
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This is a normal post Jesus Christ!
This is quite good and worth sticking with as the second part picks up the pace but fuck me those bloody adverts...
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This is a normal post get ad-block plus

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This is a normal post Fantastic!
I never knew about this - contains everything I like about JD's comedy.
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This is a normal post Looks too good and British to be taken seriously.

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This is a normal post I'm sorry but haven't contributed in a long time
This show made me want to cut myself or another for the first half. In the second half, I fell in love with the two persecuted girls. I would watch more of this if the girls became more empowered!
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This is a link post giant water slide in Bristol
Park street is the setting for today's giant water slide, any local b3tans going make sure you take a giant pinkiinflatable cock sowe cangiggle as you. ride the monster
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This is a normal post Giant waterside down some Bristol's....
now thats a story
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This is a normal post I hope Nigel Farage turns up and tells everyone to go back home because water slides are un-British n forrin etc.

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water student piss.



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This is a normal post needs more giant rolling stone ball

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This is a normal post crowd saftey ? they got aps for that

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This is a normal post I hope someone does a poo on the way down.

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This is a link post I've got a bad feeling about this I made this!
May the 4th be with you

Glasscock but it is Star Wars Day after all
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This is a normal post Mistabishi does an interesting take on Star Wars themed Techno
youtu.be/iFdxfXohpQ8
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This is a normal post Fantastic! Good work :)

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This is a link post Is this guy a B3tan? NSFW
I like his stuff. NSFW for CDCs.
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This is a normal post I don't know.
It's not me, if that helps. Don't recognise anything there, but I'm more /links than /board these days.
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This is a normal post Nice Mondoshawans
It's not me either. 2 down, only about 8 more to go till we find the culprit.

Got some nice Sci-Fi stuff there, and anti-Ed Balls and Farage stuff.
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This is a normal post not me
3 down
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This is a normal post wasnt me. all words spelled correctly

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This is a normal post It's not me
Honest guv
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This is a normal post I did it.

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This is a normal post /\probably the only time you will a scouser admit to some thing/\ ↩‼↪

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This is a normal post Hahaha!!
Which probably means he is lying.
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This is a normal post Ain't me, squire.
He's followed by a few b3tans from what I can see though. Joe Scaramanga among them.
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This is a normal post CDC, star wars reference, lame joke

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This is a normal post I watched the new Robocop film last night.
It was shit.
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This is a normal post It's worse than shit
I almost jizzed my eyeballs out of my head with the sheer brain melting force of that shite remake.
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This is a normal post Along wit the original Terminator ...
it kicked fucking ass. When T2 came out, it was reportedly a 50m budget. Delayed like mad, it finally came out and what a pile of wank it was. No mater how much money you throw a a movie, its needs that je ne sais quoi (same as Star Wars)
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This is a normal post Wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be
thought the whole Drone warfare thing was interesting but ultimately it was let down by a piss poor script and a lead character that was utterly unlikeable. Did enjoy Sam Jackson's character though.
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This is a normal post And a complete lack of any character.
Especially the bad guys. Absolutely shit villians.
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This is a normal post Oh god yeah! They were fucking arse biscuits!
To be fair though the original had quite possibly two of the greatest baddies in cinema history with Dick Jones and Clarence Boddicker. They were fucking awesome baddies.
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This is a normal post Bitches leave!
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This is a link post Bobby Yeah NSFW
i'm not quite sure what i just watched. a short film/animation i guess.
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This is a normal post Sunday morning + 23 minutes =
No fucking chance. Maybe later
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This is a normal post looks like turky twizzlers

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This is a normal post do not watch it before going to bed like i did
bloody brilliant though.
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This is a normal post That is some fucked up stuff there.

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This is a normal post what was he on??????

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This is a link post Man pulls 'Duckface' NSFW
NSFW as it has THE N WORD in it.
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This is a normal post Jeremy Clarkson likes this

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This is a normal post Freaky shit/

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edit
man puts a large ring in his gob lols.
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This is a normal post when you mention large ring on here ,...

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This is a normal post You sound 'Au fait' with this technique...

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This is a normal post dont you start sproutin teh forrins at me

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This is a normal post Either you are the same account
Or you're replying on the behalf of him.

I've noticed that with b3ta though, people reply for others, it's like we all want to be one big happy family lol
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This is a normal post I don't, I think you are all cunts.

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This is a normal post why thanks skelly
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me today
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This is a normal post Pleasure.

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This is a normal post Creme de la menthe
Mange tout rodney, mange tout!!
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This is a link post Steadfast Stanley
A dog searches for its young owner during the zombie Apocalypse.
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This is a normal post Champ! Go, Stanley!!

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This is a normal post :D
*Clickies*
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This is a link post Barry & The Steam Independence Party I made this!
I finally got round to making another episode following the antics of an unfortunate steam train named Barry*. This time, Barry joins a club.
*Contains an attempt at satire.

Sorry, decided to re-upload because of a bastard spelling error - thank you for pointing it out Pissflaps - can I have my Likes back please?

...please?
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This is a normal post I kind of hoped the green engine was going to bum the black engine. maybe next time eh!
splendid stuff! *clicks*
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This is a normal post Ta
I'd have to find a practical way of train bumming in-camera
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This is a normal post The K stands for two more Ks
woo
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This is a normal post
this is good
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This is a normal post Steam supremacists are the worst kind of rolling stock.

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This is a normal post In fairness
The steam engines were totally right about diesels taking all their jobs and destroying their livelihood. Doesn't that rather undermine the satire?
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This is a normal post Dieselist!

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This is a normal post I've no idea
I just took the diesel animosity from Thomas the tank engine and gave it a UKIP shade for lols. It's not meant to be satirising real railways... I very nearly called the green engine Nigel, but thought it too on the nose.
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Brilliant. A lot of work in that
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This is a normal post Well lush

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This is a normal post Kleek!!!

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This is a link post Watch Live: Glenn Greenwald Debates Former NSA Director Michael Hayden
audio sounds a bit fukt so turn your output down and skip to 30 minutes or so to get going.
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This is a normal post this is what saturday nights were made for.

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This is a normal post Definately.
Just like Stars in their Eyes or X-Factor.
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This is a normal post FUCKING YES!
GET IN!!
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This is a normal post Derschowitz vs. Greenwald SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY1
Damn, Greenwald is doing real damage. I love it.
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This is a normal post This shit is off the hook.

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This is a normal post nice one
thanks!
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This is a normal post Fuck that Greenwald guy

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This is a normal post Because the Templars never finished their job properly?

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This is a normal post I've seen more sick in train toilets than I have pubs.

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This is a normal post It's not a sink
it's a basin
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This is a normal post so
what's a sink then?
(, Sun 4 May 2014, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The thing in the kitchen
that you do the washing up in
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This is a normal post Personally I prefer to be on all fours...when I throw up, somehow easier.

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This is a normal post getting bummed lolz

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This is a normal post Bummed while puking
Haha! Fucking low point
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Fucking low point every saturday night.
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This is a link post Rowley Birkin QC-Sad Story.
Paul Whitehouse showing how acting should be done. I think I've got some dust in my eye. GC, but who really cares?
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This is a normal post Back when he wasn't just doing adverts and selling insurance and shit.

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This is a normal post ..but there's that one where you think he's a biker
...BUT HE ISN'T!!

And the one where he is a ghost but he's waiting for the family to go away so he can have a ghost wank, because even though they can't see him he'd still feel bad and get ectoplasm in their hair.
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This is a normal post Hey, Ozzy!
You're fooling NO ONE with that "oh, it's just ectoplasm in my hair" line.
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This is a normal post *cries real tears*

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This is a normal post Just one of the brilliant acts they all did.
Being on the other side of the world, I'm grateful to have seen these. Nostalgia.
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This is a normal post You're in Norfolk?!
Urgh, get out whilst you still can.
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This is a normal post I wish.
If it's worse than Car-ifornia then I'll recant.
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This is a normal post The later Ted and Ralph ones were of equal calibre.

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This is a normal post They are, indeed, excellent.
They make me cringe when I watch them. Poor youg Master Ralph.
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This is a normal post For more octogenarian tradgey, see Mitchell and Webb.
Holmes.
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This is a link post It's Saturday and there's shit all on telly, so...
Deadly Prey. Okay, it's crap, but the hero has a waterbed and a mullet.
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This is a normal post Oh yeah!
Well worth 90 mins. But only with alcohol and friends around. Don't forget that the sequel is coming out soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib2LBfn48Lo
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This is a link post Run an empire: Great game for fatties.
Or non fatties.
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This is a normal post Seems like a fun idea
But would't people just get in a car and cheat?
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This is a normal post No you prick!
They cover that in the FAQs!
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This is a normal post is this game open to russian players?

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This is a normal post FIVE GRAND TO BE THEIR BOSS FOR THE DAY????
cheeky fuckers, like the idea though
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This is a link post What We Do in the Shadows Trailer.
Looks like it'll be funny.
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This is a normal post Not heard of that before
Looks good, so thanks for the tip!
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This is a normal post Werwolves not Swearwolves cracked me up.

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This is a normal post Yeah, I liked that too!

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This is a normal post Is this the one directed by the dude from flight of the conchords?

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This is a normal post Sure is.

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This is a normal post Sweet

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This is a normal post How silly!
In a good way.
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This is a normal post Fangs! (Fanks....thanks...shit.)

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This is a normal post fucking hell Jabberwoc....

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This is a normal post
Sorry.
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This is a normal post Looks awful, thanks.

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This is a normal post i have that dreadful feeling that i've seen the funniest bit in the trailer...
but i've been wrong before
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This is a normal post One to keep an eye on.

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This is a link post lonely folks take cabbage out for walks
‘I feel I can transfer my negative thoughts about myself to the cabbage, go for a walk with it and come home feeling better about myself
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This is a normal post That's good of Tabs to do his bit for the community.

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This is a normal post That makes perfect sense to me
What a perfect way to overcome depression and loneliness by breaking the ice having conversations with other completely mental people taking their cabbages out for a walk to overcome depression and loneliness being utterly mental. I feel people dragging broken umbrellas on leads would better summarise the broken state of their brains and help them accept the forlorn nature of their insignificant and fruitless existence more effectively. Nothing is as forlorn as an abandoned umbrella.
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This is a normal post i was super lonely at school
so i draw a face on a foam ball. it was my friend.
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This is a normal post :(

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This is a normal post nah it was more like...
:)
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This is a normal post HAHAHA

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This is a normal post Wilson!!

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This is a normal post
"accept the forlorn nature of their insignificant and fruitless existence"

What better way to do that than through Absurdism?
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This is a normal post *Caresses cabbage*

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This is a normal post But their existence need not be fruitless
Simply exchange the cabbage for a pineapple.
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This is a normal post Not cabbages.
They looked like pak choi to me. Tcch. Young people.
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This is a normal post Pak Choi (Brassica rapa, chinensis)
Is a brassica, as are cabbages - so it's the same thing in my book
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This is a normal post I've found its fun to replace the word walk with wank and walking with wanking in news articles

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This is a normal post I've replaced walking with wanking in real life.
Now my legs have withered away and I have a right arm like a fiddler crab.
(, Sat 3 May 2014, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Er,
it's part of an art project.
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