Cutting edge special effects in Chinese film....
If you have a pacemaker, maybe this isn't for you.
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If you have a pacemaker, maybe this isn't for you.
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If this was hollywood they would of spent millions doing that in cgi and it'd look fake
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They probably saved five grand on location costs
for a lavish supper
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for a lavish supper
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The Great Porn Experiment
A TEDx speech on what internet porn does to your brain, very interesting. Could you give up fapping for 90 days? Apparently it changes your life...
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A TEDx speech on what internet porn does to your brain, very interesting. Could you give up fapping for 90 days? Apparently it changes your life...
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Yeah I bet it isn't easy though
If you're a single alcoholic like me lol
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If you're a single alcoholic like me lol
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haha
I just observe other married couples constantly bicker and hate on each other. That's as close as I want to being married.
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I just observe other married couples constantly bicker and hate on each other. That's as close as I want to being married.
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nope sorry
12 hours. Not bad for me. But not 90 days.
Sorry.
Euuurhghyeahhhh
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12 hours. Not bad for me. But not 90 days.
Sorry.
Euuurhghyeahhhh
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Haha!
I started watching porn earlier then remembered this, but alas it was too late.
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I started watching porn earlier then remembered this, but alas it was too late.
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Lizzie and Sarah
NSFW
Dailymotion link to a comedy that never made it past a pilot.
Dark comedy by Julia Davis & Jessica Hynes
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Dailymotion link to a comedy that never made it past a pilot.
Dark comedy by Julia Davis & Jessica Hynes
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'Nighty Night' was obsidian comedy of the highest order.
Will happily give this a go.
Thanks for the heads up.
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Will happily give this a go.
Thanks for the heads up.
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Cheers! I've got this on my old laptop somewhere...
Wonderfully dark & quite, quite sad.
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Wonderfully dark & quite, quite sad.
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Jesus Christ!
This is quite good and worth sticking with as the second part picks up the pace but fuck me those bloody adverts...
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This is quite good and worth sticking with as the second part picks up the pace but fuck me those bloody adverts...
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Fantastic!
I never knew about this - contains everything I like about JD's comedy.
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I never knew about this - contains everything I like about JD's comedy.
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I'm sorry but haven't contributed in a long time
This show made me want to cut myself or another for the first half. In the second half, I fell in love with the two persecuted girls. I would watch more of this if the girls became more empowered!
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This show made me want to cut myself or another for the first half. In the second half, I fell in love with the two persecuted girls. I would watch more of this if the girls became more empowered!
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giant water slide in Bristol
Park street is the setting for today's giant water slide, any local b3tans going make sure you take a giant pinkiinflatable cock sowe cangiggle as you. ride the monster
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Park street is the setting for today's giant water slide, any local b3tans going make sure you take a giant pinkiinflatable cock sowe cangiggle as you. ride the monster
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I hope Nigel Farage turns up and tells everyone to go back home because water slides are un-British n forrin etc.
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I've got a bad feeling about this
I made this!
May the 4th be with you
Glasscock but it is Star Wars Day after all
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May the 4th be with you
Glasscock but it is Star Wars Day after all
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Mistabishi does an interesting take on Star Wars themed Techno
youtu.be/iFdxfXohpQ8
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youtu.be/iFdxfXohpQ8
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I don't know.
It's not me, if that helps. Don't recognise anything there, but I'm more /links than /board these days.
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It's not me, if that helps. Don't recognise anything there, but I'm more /links than /board these days.
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Nice Mondoshawans
It's not me either. 2 down, only about 8 more to go till we find the culprit.
Got some nice Sci-Fi stuff there, and anti-Ed Balls and Farage stuff.
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It's not me either. 2 down, only about 8 more to go till we find the culprit.
Got some nice Sci-Fi stuff there, and anti-Ed Balls and Farage stuff.
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/\probably the only time you will a scouser admit to some thing/\ ↩‼↪
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Ain't me, squire.
He's followed by a few b3tans from what I can see though. Joe Scaramanga among them.
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He's followed by a few b3tans from what I can see though. Joe Scaramanga among them.
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It's worse than shit
I almost jizzed my eyeballs out of my head with the sheer brain melting force of that shite remake.
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I almost jizzed my eyeballs out of my head with the sheer brain melting force of that shite remake.
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Along wit the original Terminator ...
it kicked fucking ass. When T2 came out, it was reportedly a 50m budget. Delayed like mad, it finally came out and what a pile of wank it was. No mater how much money you throw a a movie, its needs that je ne sais quoi (same as Star Wars)
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it kicked fucking ass. When T2 came out, it was reportedly a 50m budget. Delayed like mad, it finally came out and what a pile of wank it was. No mater how much money you throw a a movie, its needs that je ne sais quoi (same as Star Wars)
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Wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be
thought the whole Drone warfare thing was interesting but ultimately it was let down by a piss poor script and a lead character that was utterly unlikeable. Did enjoy Sam Jackson's character though.
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thought the whole Drone warfare thing was interesting but ultimately it was let down by a piss poor script and a lead character that was utterly unlikeable. Did enjoy Sam Jackson's character though.
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And a complete lack of any character.
Especially the bad guys. Absolutely shit villians.
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Especially the bad guys. Absolutely shit villians.
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Oh god yeah! They were fucking arse biscuits!
To be fair though the original had quite possibly two of the greatest baddies in cinema history with Dick Jones and Clarence Boddicker. They were fucking awesome baddies.
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To be fair though the original had quite possibly two of the greatest baddies in cinema history with Dick Jones and Clarence Boddicker. They were fucking awesome baddies.
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Bobby Yeah
NSFW
i'm not quite sure what i just watched. a short film/animation i guess.
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i'm not quite sure what i just watched. a short film/animation i guess.
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do not watch it before going to bed like i did
bloody brilliant though.
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bloody brilliant though.
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Either you are the same account
Or you're replying on the behalf of him.
I've noticed that with b3ta though, people reply for others, it's like we all want to be one big happy family lol
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Or you're replying on the behalf of him.
I've noticed that with b3ta though, people reply for others, it's like we all want to be one big happy family lol
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why thanks skelly
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me today
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That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me today
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Steadfast Stanley
A dog searches for its young owner during the zombie Apocalypse.
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A dog searches for its young owner during the zombie Apocalypse.
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Barry & The Steam Independence Party
I made this!
I finally got round to making another episode following the antics of an unfortunate steam train named Barry*. This time, Barry joins a club.
*Contains an attempt at satire.
Sorry, decided to re-upload because of a bastard spelling error - thank you for pointing it out Pissflaps - can I have my Likes back please?
...please?
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I finally got round to making another episode following the antics of an unfortunate steam train named Barry*. This time, Barry joins a club.
*Contains an attempt at satire.
Sorry, decided to re-upload because of a bastard spelling error - thank you for pointing it out Pissflaps - can I have my Likes back please?
...please?
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I kind of hoped the green engine was going to bum the black engine. maybe next time eh!
splendid stuff! *clicks*
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splendid stuff! *clicks*
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In fairness
The steam engines were totally right about diesels taking all their jobs and destroying their livelihood. Doesn't that rather undermine the satire?
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The steam engines were totally right about diesels taking all their jobs and destroying their livelihood. Doesn't that rather undermine the satire?
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I've no idea
I just took the diesel animosity from Thomas the tank engine and gave it a UKIP shade for lols. It's not meant to be satirising real railways... I very nearly called the green engine Nigel, but thought it too on the nose.
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I just took the diesel animosity from Thomas the tank engine and gave it a UKIP shade for lols. It's not meant to be satirising real railways... I very nearly called the green engine Nigel, but thought it too on the nose.
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Watch Live: Glenn Greenwald Debates Former NSA Director Michael Hayden
audio sounds a bit fukt so turn your output down and skip to 30 minutes or so to get going.
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audio sounds a bit fukt so turn your output down and skip to 30 minutes or so to get going.
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Derschowitz vs. Greenwald SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY1
Damn, Greenwald is doing real damage. I love it.
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Damn, Greenwald is doing real damage. I love it.
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Personally I prefer to be on all fours...when I throw up, somehow easier.
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Rowley Birkin QC-Sad Story.
Paul Whitehouse showing how acting should be done. I think I've got some dust in my eye. GC, but who really cares?
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Paul Whitehouse showing how acting should be done. I think I've got some dust in my eye. GC, but who really cares?
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Back when he wasn't just doing adverts and selling insurance and shit.
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..but there's that one where you think he's a biker
...BUT HE ISN'T!!
And the one where he is a ghost but he's waiting for the family to go away so he can have a ghost wank, because even though they can't see him he'd still feel bad and get ectoplasm in their hair.
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...BUT HE ISN'T!!
And the one where he is a ghost but he's waiting for the family to go away so he can have a ghost wank, because even though they can't see him he'd still feel bad and get ectoplasm in their hair.
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Hey, Ozzy!
You're fooling NO ONE with that "oh, it's just ectoplasm in my hair" line.
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You're fooling NO ONE with that "oh, it's just ectoplasm in my hair" line.
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Just one of the brilliant acts they all did.
Being on the other side of the world, I'm grateful to have seen these. Nostalgia.
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Being on the other side of the world, I'm grateful to have seen these. Nostalgia.
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They are, indeed, excellent.
They make me cringe when I watch them. Poor youg Master Ralph.
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They make me cringe when I watch them. Poor youg Master Ralph.
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It's Saturday and there's shit all on telly, so...
Deadly Prey. Okay, it's crap, but the hero has a waterbed and a mullet.
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Deadly Prey. Okay, it's crap, but the hero has a waterbed and a mullet.
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Oh yeah!
Well worth 90 mins. But only with alcohol and friends around. Don't forget that the sequel is coming out soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib2LBfn48Lo
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Well worth 90 mins. But only with alcohol and friends around. Don't forget that the sequel is coming out soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib2LBfn48Lo
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Seems like a fun idea
But would't people just get in a car and cheat?
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But would't people just get in a car and cheat?
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FIVE GRAND TO BE THEIR BOSS FOR THE DAY????
cheeky fuckers, like the idea though
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cheeky fuckers, like the idea though
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Is this the one directed by the dude from flight of the conchords?
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i have that dreadful feeling that i've seen the funniest bit in the trailer...
but i've been wrong before
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but i've been wrong before
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lonely folks take cabbage out for walks
‘I feel I can transfer my negative thoughts about myself to the cabbage, go for a walk with it and come home feeling better about myself
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‘I feel I can transfer my negative thoughts about myself to the cabbage, go for a walk with it and come home feeling better about myself
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That makes perfect sense to me
What a perfect way to overcome depression and loneliness by breaking the ice having conversations with other completely mental people taking their cabbages out for a walk to overcomedepression and loneliness being utterly mental. I feel people dragging broken umbrellas on leads would better summarise the broken state of their brains and help them accept the forlorn nature of their insignificant and fruitless existence more effectively. Nothing is as forlorn as an abandoned umbrella.
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What a perfect way to overcome depression and loneliness by breaking the ice having conversations with other completely mental people taking their cabbages out for a walk to overcome
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i was super lonely at school
so i draw a face on a foam ball. it was my friend.
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so i draw a face on a foam ball. it was my friend.
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"accept the forlorn nature of their insignificant and fruitless existence"
What better way to do that than through Absurdism?
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But their existence need not be fruitless
Simply exchange the cabbage for a pineapple.
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Simply exchange the cabbage for a pineapple.
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Not cabbages.
They looked like pak choi to me. Tcch. Young people.
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They looked like pak choi to me. Tcch. Young people.
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Pak Choi (Brassica rapa, chinensis)
Is a brassica, as are cabbages - so it's the same thing in my book
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Is a brassica, as are cabbages - so it's the same thing in my book
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I've found its fun to replace the word walk with wank and walking with wanking in news articles
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I've replaced walking with wanking in real life.
Now my legs have withered away and I have a right arm like a fiddler crab.
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Now my legs have withered away and I have a right arm like a fiddler crab.
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