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This is a link post Something I have been working on these past two evenings I made this!
Housey. Work in progress. Havent' thought of a title yet. Suggestions?

And: how do you like this new sound?
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This is a normal post How about
"The Magic Roundabout"
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This is a link post Biker Road rage I made this!
I was seriously shaking in my boots.
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This is a normal post Oooh!
So much sass!
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This is a normal post Top handbags :)

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This is a link post New Popper/Serafinowicz Radio Spirit World
David Frost interviews Jimmy Savile. In Hell. Ft. Hitler, Margaret Thatcher and Bill Cosby
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This is a normal post wish they did more of these spiritworld things
i heard years ago they were going to do a series, wonder if that ever happened
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This is a normal post I've only heard the one other show. Hopefully they'll do more, the first especially is brilliant

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I went
along to a listening thing for it once, They did it like a silent disco where we all sat in the room (it was some venue under arches, all atmospheric) with headphones on laughing in silence. Frost and Pegg were there too. It was an excellent night.
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This is a normal post It is a good format for their talents.

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This is a normal post Amazing.
Just came here to post this myself - how is this not getting more attention?
Best thing i've seen or heard in ages.
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 10:01, Reply)
This is a link post Worth it for the enthusiastic deaf signer alone

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This is a normal post I'm simply amazed that a deaf signer can even translate.

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This is a normal post I was waiting for a deaf singer, but she is awesome nonetheless.

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This is a normal post Dyslexia is troubling condition that afflicts many adults. There is no cure for this disease.

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This is a normal post skip to
7 mins 1 sec for the enthusiastic deaf signer
(, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 5:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't miss the spider signing at about the 6:12 mark

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This is a normal post Oooh it's Oatmeal bloke
He's thinner than I expected...
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This is a normal post Ha! Exactly what I thought.

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This is a normal post motivations mittel
powder monkey lol
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This is a link post B3tan hypnotises shopkeeper and sticks hand down his trousers.

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This is a normal post We must find this hero!

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This is a normal post not buying the hypnotized bit... why is the thief muted? the only sound from the video came from the shopkeeper...
The rest was talked over by the presenter.
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This is a normal post Tabs!

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This is a normal post dynamo is such a thieving cunt!

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This is a link post The great Voltini!

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This is a normal post thing in butt
LOL!
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This is a link post ESPN Reporter Suspended For Defending Evolution Has The Last Laugh

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This is a normal post He's dead now

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This is a normal post He posted on his blog yesterday.
FROM THE GRAVE!?

meadowparty.com/blog/
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This is a normal post z-
ZOMBIE!
AAAIIIEEE!
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This is a normal post "Keith's Twitter suspension had absolutely nothing to do with his opinions on the subject," ESPN said in a statement.

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This is a normal post Perhaps then they'd like to specify what it was for?
Only it looks a lot like that might have been related.
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This is a normal post I know a lot of places don't comment publicly about employee discipline because they can be sued for it.
Just like hospitals and churches violate privacy laws if they speak out about patients and adherents, but the subject can say all sorts of things, knowing that if they do they can sue.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I think in this instance we can safely assume it was because of what the article says on the tin
despite our inate b3tan cynicism, which stinks of the growing power of evangelical evolution-denying fuckwits your side of the pond, which worries me. A lot
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This is a normal post Maybe, they said the guy has over 3400 tweets.
It could just be that he said something really stupid in another post, but the exposed nerves of some want any reason to believe the world is against them. It really is the only reason this has had any traction at all, because, really who cares?
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This is a normal post *Bookmarks*
You know, in case I might want to refer back to it at a later date...
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This is a normal post Err
So his employer has a you can't use social media policy, incase you say something stupid?

A lot of us do care, because people forcing mysticism and superstition down our throats as if it's real in 2014 is absolutely terrifying. That's what denying evolution basically is. And a few simple steps away from 'intelligent design' is imposing legislation that prevents women from having abortions or access to birth control, because you know, it's against their religious beliefs. And so on. So fucking terryfying
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This is a normal post Well obviously they don't have such a policy
as his colleague was allowed to continue saying stupid things. Which then leads us back to the original question: Which of his tweets in this matter constituted reasonable grounds to banninate him?
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This is a normal post I was being sarcastic

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This is a normal post I'm a bit too drukn to process sarcasm right now

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This is a normal post Abortion is a bit of a stretch honestly. It's not like you must defer to religious beliefs to have an anti-abortion stance.
Just saying.
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This is a normal post True
but you must admit they make common bedfellows, and it is a good example of religious belief wading into the civil rights of everyone else
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This is a normal post Yes, because christianity more of less comes bundled with certain ethics.
But are those a religious belief too?
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This is a normal post I care
you nob
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This is a link post Who would want to block a law that would ban the use of wild animals in circuses?
Yes! The same Tory MP that blocked the bill to outlaw revenge evictions by landlords and also wanted to ban sex education. I don't normally get much involved in politics but this guy has converted me.
Perhaps I need to chill out more.....
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This is a normal post A circus without wild animals is just a dog show.

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This is a normal post Wild animals need to get a job like the rest of us
Immigrants half of them. Bunch of freeloaders.
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This is a normal post Zebras, tigers, the lot of 'em
Send the stripey fuckers back where they came from.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a word of fucking English between them

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This is a normal post A circus is not how some of these animals should be appreicated
and by fuck they need to be appreciated like more than ever given most of the traditional circus animals are tinkering on the brink of extinction. An elephant is shot every 15 mins out of a mixture of people's bloodlust in the hunt and Asia's unquenchable appetite for ivory. Lions, tigers, leopards, all are in serious trouble because human population has gone completely mental and habitats are colliding. And some people want to jump tigers through hoops, or cox an audience to thrill at a lion squatting on a stool? Fuck that
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew that was you even before I got beyond the subject line
"An elephant is shot every 15 minutes". Poor fucker, how does it sleep?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post And giraffe populations are collapsing almost as fast
There is going to be nothing there in a few years
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post All the more reason to put them in the safety and humane conditions of Chinese circuses.

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This is a normal post Gunmetal is shooting them all.

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This is a normal post I have to. If Jahled's right, I have very little time!

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This is a normal post “The circus is a Great British institution"
is it??
people actually go to the circus these days?
it sounds like he has friends in the circus biz with deep pockets.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post The few circuses I've been to since I had kids
Have all been with no animals, but are still fairly 'traditional', and IMHO are way better than the ones with animals as they've put a load of creative thought into the performances. The ever increasing quality of wildlife documentaries has convinced me that in nearly every case the most interesting things wild animals do is in the wild.
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This is a normal post This
or at the very least a well run zoological collection where the animals can at least do their own thing, not jump to like regimented clowns. Environmental tourism is probably going to be the solution for a lot of animal wildlife, which is the next step on from modern zoos. They'll have a better chance of not being poached, though part of the problem with African reservations is quite simply how massive the place is. Trying to protect reservations half the size of a small European country is as you would imagine practically impossible. And poaching shows no signs of diminishing.
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This is a normal post That is why I asked. I think I have been to one circus I was 5 and hated it.
When my kids were little they much preferred a trip out to the everglades or nature reserve with some educational thing attached than a zoo. a circus would have had them crying as they all have a healthy fear of clowns. I seriously had no idea travelling circuses with elephants and things still were a thing people do, no less something someone would claim to be 'an institution'
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I would just let your kids run through Miami on a Saturday afternoon. More freaks there than a trainload of circuses.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post That always makes for an educational trip out.
'Kids, keep your hands inside the vehicle, and don't feed the wildlife'
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This is a normal post The subject matter of the bill is fine by me but what I don't get......
is how 3 out of 360+ MP's can block a bill? We are still a democracy aren't we? Surely the vote of the other mp's outweighs the 3?
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This is a normal post Maybe they filibustered again.

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This is a normal post Extraordinary the hoops they'll jump through

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This is a normal post arf!

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Who the fuck even goes to a circus these days?

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This is a normal post zactly!

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This is a link post The ideal Christmas gift for the chronic bed-shitter in your life.
"Sex"? HAHAHAHAHA
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This is a normal post That's what Silvio Berlusconi has on his bed.

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This is a link post C&H and gun love

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This is a normal post Ha ha, never seen C&H. Great detail gags.

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This is a normal post I hope gunmetal likes it too.

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This is a link post Britains fattest man dies....
No,it wasnt a heart attack. He made 44,so all you chubbers out there, rest easy.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post A fatty dying alone in his room.
Is the modern equivalent of a mime getting from a very hungry bear far north into the Canadian wilderness.

And I care just as much.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're about to enjoy a nice takeaway dinner
Don't check out the link to the former biggest fattie and his gunt.
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This is a normal post Holy fuck, but maybe read the life affirming story of how he found love on the internet
After an American lady saw a documentary about his life.
She is from Massachusetts and is planning to visit him soon, in fact The 52-year-old said Ms Mountain ‘really wants to come over and see me’ and admitted he was ‘so excited’ about finally meeting his girlfriend
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This is a normal post LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THE FUCKER
NIPPLES LIKE SAUCERS
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This is a normal post
SAUCERS CHAUCER'S
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This is a normal post Where's our national pride?
Not just Britain's fattest man, he was the world's fattest man.
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This is a normal post Still, I guess his family can buy a smaller turkey this year.

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This is a normal post Also: I'm gonna miss Amadeus' posts :(
Even if he was even more EU-obsessed than his pin-up Nige.
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This is a normal post this genuinely makes me sad.
Who feeds people like him? If i fed my dog to the point it could no longer walk i would expect to be brought up on animal cruelty charges.
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This is a normal post There seems to be an obvious dichotomy with cases like these....
They eat 20,000 calories a day, but cant get off their asses. So, stop feeding them so much They're not going to sneak off to the fridge for a midnight snack are they? :D
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post generally...
if you fed your dog that much, you would look remarkably similar which makes the conversation with you just that teensy bit harder.
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This is a normal post forgive me... but,
huh? You lost me.
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This is a link post New Chris Morris sketches coming for radio

Is this GC? Should be good...
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:38, Reply)
This is a link post That Ed Sheeran sounds a bit "off" - but he's popluar so what do I know?
Dig the Beefheart accompaniment though.
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This is a normal post These are getting better and better.
This 1D is still my favorite

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD6rKhzV_m0
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This is a normal post Jinx!

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This is a normal post Doh!
It's true that video can cheer me up no matter what kind of day I'm having.
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This is a normal post Me too!

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This is a normal post Ha ha! These always make me laugh :o)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD6rKhzV_m0
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This is a normal post They work even if you don't know the original (which I don't)
the drumming in the Sheeran one gets me every time. He looks neither comfortable nor groovy.
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This is a normal post Bech Boys' "I Get Around" always gets me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYc4DT18EJg
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This is a normal post hahaha
That is brilliant.
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This is a normal post I love how the guitar isn't plugged in.

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This is a normal post Bugger - you beat me to it!

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This is a link post More video from Minneapolis
Tragic!
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This is a normal post Biffs it backwards?

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This is a normal post Shoes in the air like a 15 year old at her first prom

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This is a normal post Move along please, nothing creepy going on here
You must be good friends with DannyJock
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This is a link post Orion lift off

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This is a normal post why does it turn into a really shitty 3d model a few times?

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This is a normal post The effects budget wasn't very good
so it drops to low-poly mode when they think people aren't looking.
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post There were some cuts to accommodate catering.

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This is a normal post It's like when you travel over the Atlantic you can see the progress of your plane. I'm 75% certain that's not actually the plane you're in.

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This is a normal post Waa What you mean?
I've been lied to all these years!!!
I need to have a rest.
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This is a normal post Not the best camera
But you make a good point about Hollywood expectations of space travel there, I think. Invariably, real life isn't half as flashy as the cinematic expectation. I think that's why I loved the effects work on Interstellar so much - it didn't look Gravity flashy, just real.
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This is a normal post They have made a pack of cuban cigars that can fly.
What will be next?
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post They'll combine it with:
a) Two girls.
b) One cup.
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This is a link post Some highly practical and incredibly arousing winter leg-wear
For those of you with lady friends just looking for that perfect gift.
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This is a normal post Mum?

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This is a normal post Fetish?
Must be a bugger to get all the stains out.
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This is a normal post She seriously needs to wax her bikini line.

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This is a normal post Have to be careful with full suits due to psychological side effects
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di0adZxyA2I&t=1m33s
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This is a normal post goat fluff?

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This is a normal post No mink?
I'm sorry to hear that. It's a rare condition when a woman doesn't have a mink.
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This is a link post The Om Song.

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This is a normal post Here's their earlier hit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I-dwO-Qu0E
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This is a normal post Looks a bit Crypto-fascist to me.

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This is a normal post That band is Carcass
trufax
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This is a normal post Great tune
I reckon they should have released this instead of tongue tied.
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This is a link post Girl plays a guitar.
FUCK!
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This is a normal post Refreshing to see one of these without the need for tits out.
Sounds impressive
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't they do both?
Best of both worlds
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This is a normal post gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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This is a normal post
www.hahgay.com/
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This is a normal post There is always need for tits out

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This is a normal post Bit gay m8.

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This is a normal post Mega gay

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This is a normal post Super gay

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This is a normal post waddaya, gay or sumpin

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This is a normal post powergay

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This is a normal post Liberace Gay

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This is a normal post Yeah you total gayer!

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This is a normal post What's next... gays playing guitar? Will the tyranny of Obamacare never end?!?!!?!?!

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This is a normal post Guitar? Gay-tar more like ...

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This is a normal post *badum tshhhhh*

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post POPclic POPclic POPclic clic clic
Fuck, jammed round...
... Anyhowns, minions, bury his body where "they" will never find it
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This is a normal post Nice fingering
/obligatory
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post dont fret over it

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post you've got some neck

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't let it slide

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This is a normal post She looks a bit of a strum-pet
I'd pluck her
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This is a normal post I couldn't give a pluck to be honest.

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we've covered the whole plectrum of guitar puns.

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This is a normal post No need to string it out

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This is a normal post Yngwie Ma'amsteen?

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This is a normal post Yes

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This is a normal post Her right hand is a blur...
...which is quite appropriate for this viewer at least
(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post She looks bored, which is appropriate
because the music she is playing is boring.
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