
AKA The Burger King. Wales' BEST Elvis impersonator, who's BALD. And usually sings in Welsh. And doesn't sing ANY Elvis songs. EVAR. And got thrown out of an Elvis Impersonator BASH. AT FUCKING GRACELAND. For "Taking the piss". Oh and he cooks and gives burgers to the audience while he's playing too.
:D
/links, this man should be your GOD!
And it's for charidee too.
ps this was fimled in my fucking hometown. That building behind the statue? That used to be The Black Lion Hotel, aka "Nippers' Night Out". It's been closed for fucking years now. sadtimes.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:53, Reply)

Normal distribution with mean at 100 and standard deviation of 15.
The range is theoretically infinite, with the actual min and max IQ values determined by the current global population. But of course you knew that, being mathematically literate and all.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:41, Reply)

and since points can only be assigned in the tests, not subtracted, its range has
You can describe data as being normally distributed even if it's impossible for points to fall above or below a certain limit, like finish times in a race or something.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:21, Reply)

If race times are normally distributed around 28 minutes with a standard deviation of something or other, or bowling scores were normally distributed around 180, you wouldn't conclude that if you had enough people someone could theoretically get a negative race time, or a bowling score of -10 or 310.
edit: I see now- you're right :) The formula I was thinking of is the very old one, which is like (individual score/avg. score* 100). When SD is part of the formula rather than just an assumption about the data you can totally get a negative score.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 13:07, Reply)

You need to be 6.666666... standard deviations below the mean, which er. means that you would need around 10^11 people for there to be 1 person with an IQ of zero. That's what wolfram alpha tells me anyway.
There's supposed to be about 7 billion now, so you might have to wait a few years for humanity to breed up to the point where you can achieve your dream. We might need a few more planets.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:51, Reply)

So, a test to determine the IQ of an average person is not going to be precise enough to distinguish between the IQs of geniuses.
Presumably you can specifically test for someone with an IQ of zero, by asking them to take a test, and them not doing anything at all because they were born with anencephaly.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:06, Reply)

Show your support, help shoot CANCER IN THE MOTHERFUCKING FACE!
:D
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:44, Reply)

My missus has it and my pop was diagnosed with non-hodgkins lymphoma when I was but a teen. Does horrible things to a body; wouldn't wish it on anyone.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:53, Reply)

My mam, and my best mate's mam have both had it. Scary times for a while.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:14, Reply)

Ok, so to celebrate 10 years of releasing flash animations, I've created a cartoon to celebrate that fact, Christmas and my characters.
So here it is, enjoy !
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It's already out of my price range but I think this would be a blast.
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Then the rot set in and everyone who could fled to /links.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:38, Reply)

Every time I hovered the button the lights would darken in the room, a strange red glow would appear under the table, and a haunting moan could be heard from behind the curtains.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 11:03, Reply)

I do like buddy's jacket, however.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:34, Reply)

:D
*Panders*
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:17, Reply)

Just you all wait. I will have a goat. Then see who is laughing.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:57, Reply)

We all you what you mean by "have a goat". You're just after getting butted, you dirty fecker.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:06, Reply)

( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:21, Reply)

They're herd animals and will be sad alone.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:31, Reply)

some place like syria or afghanistan having fun at the snipers exspens
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but be high on the "how the fuck am I getting out of this garage tonight" fear
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:19, Reply)

You have a shovel and unlimited free time. Just dig for it!
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:23, Reply)

*skirts around blatantly racist joke about American police*
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:54, Reply)

people like to go to the movies on xmas and see these kinds of movies.
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( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:23, Reply)

Well, I'm guessing it's his car based on his reaction to the inevitable...
NSFW for swear, but only if you have very sensitive colleagues.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:25, Reply)

Edit: sorry for the huge pic. Removed.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:25, Reply)

Trufax
Edit: consistent, curse you non-editable subject line
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:30, Reply)

Damn your Ginger Fuhrer!
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:50, Reply)

Sounds sexy?
www.electronics-tutorials.ws/waveforms/astable.html
Sorry, it's not.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:51, Reply)

Nothing like losing traction with 2000 tons. Gets the sphincter twitching.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:35, Reply)

I have to ask: is it really that hard to stick some sort of rotary brush in front of the wheels?
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:05, Reply)

the leaf mulch stuff is a pain in the arse to get off a rail. High pressure water jet works far better, just not that practical to fit to regular trains as they cannot hold enough water for the 14 hours a day that they are in service.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:13, Reply)

replace the steel wheels with rubber ones and the steel rails with asphalt. That might work.
yes, I hate traveling by rail.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:20, Reply)

But I'd imagine we'd get through tyres pretty quickly. Burn through metal ones fast enough.
Travelling by trains is shit for passengers I agree. Too expensive, overcrowded and old rolling stock that's not kept clean. That's why I always use a car.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:41, Reply)

All in all, those trains should slow down to a speed sufficient to allow someone to walk ahead of them with a flat shovel. It might inconvenience some people, but if we save just one life, it will be worth it.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:21, Reply)

The passenger trains are timed to run close to flat out between stations with little margin for running at anything outside that. So when low adhesion is encountered, it's like if a road was slippy you slow down a bit and brake lighter and earlier. It loses a few minutes between stations but this soon adds up. Doesn't help that passenger stuff is lighter and uses disc brakes rather than clasp brakes so they slip more easily.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:34, Reply)

Also rails are shiny, so when the dutch death ray is not burning up organic matter it's being scattered randomly?
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 9:32, Reply)

In case you don't want it filtered through the Guardian, you can read all 525 pages here; www.intelligence.senate.gov/study2014/sscistudy1.pdf
Truly astonishing stuff in there.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:03, Reply)

Some spastics still think we're fighting Saladin and trying to get the 'One True Cross' back.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:54, Reply)

... they might have a gun
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:59, Reply)

They can have all the guns they want... Just as long as they aint got bullets.
I hope they don't figure you can hit people with the gun metal ;)
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:48, Reply)

I don't care how many ball gags you have, or if you're the size of an airplane hangar in the back, I am monogamous.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:05, Reply)

The USA is some sort of beacon of democracy because some of the truth eventually got out. GO USA!
I can see why they ramped up security at their embassies. Considering how many CIA people use diplomatic cover a lot of people must be thinking they are fair game.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:13, Reply)

They can rest easy that the release of this report is not what people are pissed about.
The Democans ought to take heed too.
All that prattle about it happening under Bush means fuck all when you a) apparently didn't stop it, and b) didn't close Gitmo like you promised to do.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 21:58, Reply)

I was surprised that GW Bush didn't know about it, since those that released it kept saying "Bush Administration" so often. Guilty by association, I suppose.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:13, Reply)

September 12th 2001 you had pretty much the entire world on your side, even countries like Iran.
If it happened again tomorrow then even your allies would have to concede that you have it coming.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:32, Reply)

That somehow the presence of the US in the world caused people to kill thousands of innocent lives? And that any response undertaken to try to prevent the further loss of life exposes us to further attack?
It was not people like me in the middle of America who were the targets of Bin Laden, but the lifestyles of those on the coasts, financial, sexual and lack of religion. However, a great many in the middle of America have died to respond to the attack and prevent it from happening again.
I concede nothing on that point and if you justify attacks on thousands of innocent civilians, I pity you.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:41, Reply)

If I were to try and justify it (I'm not), I'd talk more about the decades of meddling with sovereign states in the ME. Something for which the UK would also deserve a fair share of the blame. Still, I don't think it's beyond the pale to point out that the CIA had happily been funding a lot of the same groups back when they were fighting against the Russians...
To say that America is now reaping what it has sown is simplistic to the point of silliness, but to chalk it up to a bunch of fundamentalists who hate freedom is just as pointless.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:11, Reply)

AQs main beef was with American bases in Saudi Arabia, but they probably would have found an excuse to attack the west even if they disappeared. Nobody misses Osama.
To say that America is reaping what it has sown is not only simplistic but inaccurate - no reaping has occurred, and it probably won't.
I was just pointing out that it would take about 200,000 people to make the books balance.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:35, Reply)

I was just playing devil's advocate. Personally I just think you're being intentionally inflammatory.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:14, Reply)

Nobody was justifying 9/11. They were a bunch of crazies who wanted western influence out of Saudi Arabia (and didn't give a fuck about your freedom).
If you think that a couple of thousand people justifies a decade of slaughter, torture and erosion of your own hard won democratic rights then I pity you. Where is your war on car accidents and rogue electrical appliances?
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 23:30, Reply)

Just saying.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 1:27, Reply)

How many civilians has his drone program killed?
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 8:50, Reply)

The drone programs killed:
50 High profile terrorists
535 confirmed civilians
175 children
and 2453 people who could have been anyone
drones.pitchinteractive.com/
The frequency of these strikes picked up hugely in the Obama administration.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:08, Reply)

That's ok then.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 10:41, Reply)

The amazing Tina C is appearing for one night only! I wish I could go...
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:57, Reply)

I may not be taking the true article too seriously.
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( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:05, Reply)

They were.
Well, ok, you'd not want to be in the bar when the women's rugby club turned up, but otherwise they were.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:18, Reply)

You just go and find yourself a little swiss roll. A normal one will do if you can bear cutting slices off the end.
( , Wed 10 Dec 2014, 0:38, Reply)

or prove a point. Whatever.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 22:11, Reply)

No crashes.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:29, Reply)

"Hello dear, drive carefully, I just heard on the radio there's a car going the wrong way on the motorway"
"There's not just one, there's hundreds of them"
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 19:37, Reply)

You could almost be fooled into thinking it was real.
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( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:09, Reply)

I wanna make sure I've got enough time in hand to wipe the drips off my cock, and convince God that I'm really sorry.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:10, Reply)

I'm glad I stuck with this, instead of turning it off after 3 seconds.
And then Yogi bear turns up! And he's kissing the pope!
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 20:14, Reply)

Oh, wait there IS one ALREADY :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxoD9zWY9Rg
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Bizarre enough, but the comments take it into another sphere.
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 17:44, Reply)

And why are they all commenting on Youtube?
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+EcP RyZe u fkn wot m9? Ill no scope u skrub 410 blaze it fgt
U=fgt
Fgt has 3 lettrs
Triangle is 3
Loomnarty cuntfirmed
( , Tue 9 Dec 2014, 18:51, Reply)

Earth is for dimensional hypercube dinosaurs still exist at same timezone wwith carnal abandon. Fuck semite control lizard backward through consecutive conceptual reality grid. Obama booms trade centre and we ask WHY? Five thousand burning in flesh pits. Stendec was last message, who will sort on Satan throne now SECRET BLACK GOVERNMENT. ONLY THE crumbliest flakiest chocolate.
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