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This is a link post Blah blah lightsabers blah
A timely pisstake of some trailer that was around a while ago.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post BUT WHAT WAS IN THE BOX??

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think you'll find it was a
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 15:01, Reply)
This is a link post Taken By The Toaster : An Inanimate Love Story I made this!
I know it's a day late and everything....


 (I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 13:11, Reply)
This is a link post Silly name.

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 8:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
very silly
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Sign up to Bellenden's Friday Focus

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 15 Feb 2015, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post 'My boss is a Bellenden'
has a ring to it.
 (Spin Its a thing., Sun 15 Feb 2015, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Is his name Albert
by any chance?
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post One of my favourite singers is Bellender Carlisle

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post heaven is a penis on earth

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 15:13, Reply)
This is a link post Jurassic World Trailer
More than a few scientific inaccuracy's but i'm sure the kids will love it.
[edit] preview image being a big spoilypants it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post How silly

(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post belonging to innacuracy

(Synchromesh gearbox, overhead cam, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd say inaccuracy owned that.
Talking of which, what happened to the video of the cross dressers and the glory holes?
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post arf! awse!
I would go to the cinema 9, no, 8 times to see that
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!
Ace
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
I wish we could do that for UK youtube channels. It's not fair americans can
do this stuff and get away with it
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 14:29, Reply)
This is a link post 1960 Cadillac, 1934 Ford and Bathing Suit I made this!
Clif is moving away :(
(I helped save b3ta! DannyJock Have a great day!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post "I made this"
Why?
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post So you don't have to.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post The alternate title: French and Dutch cartoonists take relaxing hot air balloon ride.
Oh, and: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebratory_gunfire
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post So maybe we in the West are completely misreading the situation in Syria
and its actually the happiest place in the world. albeit one with a lot of falling bullet injuries.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Quality
Didn't spot any females there. But gender segregation is a good thing. Allahu Akbar.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post About as accurate as the kuwait army when Iraq invaded
Oh how we have sold our soul for some oil to these corrupt, misogynistic, hypocrites.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post If only the sky had guns

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Are fireworks illegal there too?

(Spin Its a thing., Sun 15 Feb 2015, 9:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnTtb1OFumc
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm... I suspect gakery.
Firing into the sky: Yes, possibly.
So many tracer rounds? Unlikely.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 12:17, Reply)
This is a link post Happy bear having fun with hay.
No, I don't know why it isn't hibernating.

*presses '7' repeatedly*
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post And it's bear naked too!

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post NSFW
Contains bear butt!
 (caete chevalier Previously Known As Kitty Minion, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 18:58, Reply)
This is a link post I'm gonna spam this old vid of mine I made this!
as I get a free pass to do so today XD been 12 long years with you bunch of buggers. I hate you all XD
apart from you of course.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post You appear to be on fire
Spazz hugs on your Candle Day.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
How about MASSIVE SPAZZ HUGS on your day of candle.
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well here is hoping. All my candles gone under the radar :(
I need hugs
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post oh crap, I missed your spazzcandles
next time my love xx
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Keep safe babe

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post 12 years!
I've seen murderers doing less time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy burning phallous made of wax, Breast, my boy!
That was a strangely hypnotic vid and I loved Jermaine Jackson as the President!
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay
Hospital zombies crashed the copter!

Love the soundtrack.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post Western Brand Logos as Chinese Neon Signs

(Bob the Builder killed Captain Alex, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I love stuff like that.
Have you seen this nice short documentary on neon sign making in Hong Kong; a skill which is being lost to LED signs:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsIo57pH-pA
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a great piece.
Seen it before but such a beautiful watch. Love neon stuff. Looking forward to checking out Gods Own Junkyard at Selfridges Tuesday too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post What is that?
Got a link?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That was pretty dang cool.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post its private now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNHTYmB4o7w
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
all it needs is some Werner Herzog commentary
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post that takes some nerve
and a lot of practice.


tiny bit of stupidity.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY CANDLE DAY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post And a stupidly large URL

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post something you've never done.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Sock puppet is unacceptable
unacceptaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbllllllllllllllllleeeeeee!
unacceptaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbllllllllllllllllleeeeeee!
unacceptaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbllllllllllllllllleeeeeee!

unacceptaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbllllllllllllllllleeeeeee!
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 14 Feb 2015, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post This not a sock puppet account.
I promise on my life that this is the only b3ta account I presently have.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmmmmm,.....

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 14 Feb 2015, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
I've not done a long URL in the last 8 weeks :( *cry wanks*
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 14 Feb 2015, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been around a lot longer than 8 weeks,
my pinko friend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You're right
2 months and 12 days is a lot longer than eight weeks. It's nearly ten.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Been around longer than that.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah, prove it.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't feel the need to.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Willing to bet that he can't and won't
because his last account got banninated.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Well if that is the case
it would prove my point.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Well the phrase used up there bares an uncanny resemblance to....
www.b3ta.com/links/1174961
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post So .....a sock puppet then?

Solved
(Spin Its a thing., Sun 15 Feb 2015, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Again, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 9:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I am now imagining him lightling twelve candles as he flies down the slope.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Impressive candles!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how many unfornate mishaps blight the careers of ski jumpers
causing extreme pain other injuries in the pursuit of flying as far as you can through the air
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post This used to play weekly on a US sports show
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtdBiGDmSeE
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post And here's just a bad day on the hill
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFs7jVgUeDo
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post "It's the hardest thing to do at 70mph"
I suppose doing anything flying through the air is hard work, but especially at 70mph.

Absolute nutters
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Another one of those things that when highly conditioned and trained athletes do it seem so simple.
Like figure skating.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that doesn't look comfortable

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post wheeeeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Ski jumping as a kid always fascinated me for the sheer level of mentalness
And still does now. Wow.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Private video is private

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post same here :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNHTYmB4o7w

Found it
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
Any sport you can compete in WHILST DEAD is not a sport.
 (Big Ramifications, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 6:58, Reply)
This is a normal post how is the distance measured?
is it from the point jumped to the point landed across the surface or is it a cross sectional horizontal distance from the point jumped to the point landed? If it's distance along the surface you could just create a very steep ramp to land on and smash the record...I mean sure, the jumper would probably be near vertical and travelling at terminal velocity...
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 16 Feb 2015, 12:05, Reply)
This is a link post Ramones Solution to iPhone Arseholes at Concerts
or just knife 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post A slightly wooden performance, I felt.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Better if
Aged in a casket.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop being such a brand name whore
Was iPhone ever mentioned? Smartphone was the word I heard.

The stabbing bit was exceptional!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever, it's like Hoover y'know?
as far as I'm concerned all SMARTPHONES can go in a big fucking magnetised crusher. Together with all the people who walk while using them and take them to concerts and the cinema.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah I agree with you there
Louis CK done a great sketch on people using smartphones to film their kids plays etc

Louis CK - "Smartphone video-taking": youtu.be/asN-nPe8QQA
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 15:07, Reply)
This is a link post Mind that puddle!

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Doctor Foster rides a motorcycle.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post He's just leaving it there?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 0:50, Reply)
This is a link post Neil Armstrong took stuff home from work.
Better stuff than a few pens and some post-it notes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post His wife should be charged with handling stolen goods.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps she doesn't appreciate the gravity of the situation.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Or only 16.6% of it
on average.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post What a star. He had the space for it. Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you spot this on the side of that page?
www.techienews.co.uk/9723696/nasas-space-submarine-navigate-titan-oceans/
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post No, I didn't.
Sounds a great idea, but so far getting things the size of washing machines onto comets, and rovers on to Mars have caused enough challenges. Putting a submarine into liquid methane on one of Saturn's moons sounds impossible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ..which begs the reply people once looked at the moon and said that would be impossible
but we did it, and left some mirrors up there to fire lasers at :)


 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Comparatively easy I'd say
You're not aiming for a hard surface after all.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:20, Reply)
This is a link post Shots fired at Danish debate on blasphemy venue.
EDIT: this post has had an "I like this click". I think Anjem Choudhury is a secret b3tan. Also the BBC have altered their report. The original article said in the headline and text that it was a debate about blasphemy. Now that has been changed to free speech. I suppose the BBC doesn't want to be seen to be explicitly implying that religious types are the problem here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Christ!

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think that's what the gunman/men shouted
Just sayin'
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It amounts to about the same thing.

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post seriously, can we just fuck religion the fuck off right now
it's the 21st century, if you genuinely believe there is an invisible person in the sky who doesn't like gays or pictures being drawn of them, you should be sectioned.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1263251
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm all for free speech, but we mustn't offend the Muslims, that's the most important thing.
All the other religions are fair game, just not Islam. I think we can all agree that's the sensible and reasonable policy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It is a criminal offence to offend the jews
in some countries. So Jews and Muslims. Oh, and Catholics and Protestants in places like Northern Ireland. Not a criminal offence but possibly a terminal one. Like Moaists and Bhud... oh forget it. Religion is shit.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't entirely agree.
There are laws about not celebrating the nazis or denying the holocaust etc, but I think you can get away with saying Yahweh doesn't exist or Moses is a cunt without any fear of prosecution or a religious death sentence.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Your on the button there.
Freedom of speech n all that. Its not ok to draw outrageous pictures, common sense needs to prevail but only the clever people get that. :)
*not saying im clever*
 (numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Common sense is subjective.
It may not be ok to draw outrageous pictures, but that doesn't mean it should be illegal, or make you subject to vigilante attacks. Saying sick and obnoxious things on Twitter is not ok. But unless it's an incitement to commit acts of violence or other crimes it should not be a police matter. However the police are spending more and more time investigating and charging Twitter trolls. It's pathetic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The BBC prosecutes 180,000 people each year who have avoided paying the £140 fee
But the HMRC only prosecuted one (of @ 10,000 ) Swedish HSBC customer who avoided paying £1,000s of income tax


And the BBC is about to get even greater powers than HMRC
www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/bbc/11409883/BBC-could-get-power-to-access-private-data.html
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post It really is ok to draw pictures of anything.
Especially the outrageous ones, in fact.
Don't give them a motherfucking inch.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm famous on here for not being clever: I'm the token dumb blonde.
B3ta is all about outrageous pictures. We pick on anyone and everyone. My most infamous picture on here is in extraordinary bad taste. Are you saying we should only take the piss out of your designated targets?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Whats the point in poking fun out of people, in words or drawings. What does that achieve?

(numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *edit* poking fun out of religion. Was what i meant to say.

(numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll take your first point first.
I think we can poke fun at anyone. As long as we can take the verbal backlash that might ensue. I worked for years with disabled people, you wouldn't believe the gallows humour I witnessed.

2nd point. Poking fun at religion is far more easy to justify, because it is so obviously bollocks. The koran for instance, is the written word of god, as told to Mohammed. Slight problem, Mohammed was illiterate. Why god picked him is a mystery. So he told his mates, who told their mates and eventually the News Of The World serialised it in very accurate Sunday specials as they still do to this day......

And the same goes for the rest. The Sunday Sport existed as a legitimate publication. It broke no laws. But I think we can agree was complete bollocks.
I reserve the right to take the piss out of the Sunday Sport as much as I take the piss out of the Bible.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post because it's funny and harmless

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post well....
if you are upset at someone offering the opinion that your imaginary friend does not exist you could always show conclusive scientific proof of existence..............
this is how holocaust deniers are shown to be fools,so it does work!
 (discodaz *generic witty comment*, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be very surprised if this attack was done by Muslims.
They never seem to get outraged by stuff.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You're right.
I must stop picking on them. I'm such a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Admitting you have a problem is the first step

(I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post If only the followers of Islam would admit there is a problem
in that their faith inspires and engenders so much hatred, violence, homophobia, misogyny etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the creation of outgroups
which causes all those problems.

You know, like saying ALL muslims support terrorism, without any evidence to back that up. That kind of thing.

Football seems to have a problem with hatred, violence, homophobia, misogyny etc too.

If you want more jokes and less political correctness about muslims, then what do you think we should do about the rise in hate crime against them? Ultimately, when people are worried about offending muslims, that's what they are most worried about.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post The Pew Research Center
has conducted extensive polls all over the world asking Muslims about their attitudes to apostasy, women's right, homosexuality, rule of law etc etc. The results are presented country by country. It makes for shocking and uncomfortable reading and reveals extremely prevalent views held by Muslims the world over. I urge you to look it up. It is hard data. The whole 'everything is fine, there are just a few nutters with extreme views that just happen to subscribe to this faith' cant is just trite wishful thinking.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post The Salafists have been fucking up Islam since the 1800's
Shit has hit rock bottom.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ^and this is it, on the head
unfortunately it's birthplace is also the most important place on the planet
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It's birthplace is Bognor Regis?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post THis may sound weird.
But part of their grand plan is to destroy Mecca.

Because it ain't pure.

They already smashed a lot of it.
It's a cultural genocide only comparable to the one they would commit if they weren't timid daddy money tabbies.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I read an interesting article about that.
they have proper smashed up destroyed loads of centuries old stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been reading about that, really strange
you would think some of those places would be sacred to the faith, i'm sure they are to the wider Islamic world, which must really suck given this lot are demolishing them
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
Salafists are Nihilists.

Absolute nihilists.

Only the absence of humans, including themselves, and everything they have ever created can be truly pure.

Think Khmer Rouges but worse. Much worse.
Because they have a long term grand plan.
And we are all it.
Without our heads.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Say what you like about national socialism
At least it's an ethos
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think if you surveyed any random section of society, religious or otherwise, you'd be shocked how many racists, homophobes and general fuck heads you turn up.
 (sithemong, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen that Pew Resaerch Center data.
The thing that most struck me about was it failed to poll what non Muslims in each country thought of the same issues, making it completely useless as a piece of research to see if Islam is the cause of their views.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Er...
given that all the questions directly or indirectly related to Islam, and that most of the surveys were conducted in countries with an overwhelming muslim majority, I'm not sure why they would question non Muslims. It was explicitly and overtly research into views held by Muslims mainly in the muslim world.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post If you are using it as an
argument that Islam is somehow different to other religions, then it would be relevant to compare data.

I suspect the Christian attitude to homosexuality wouldn't be particularly liberal, especially in places like Uganda.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Great.
But unless you have a regional baseline to compare it with (a cultural norm), you cannot point to any particular opinion and blame Islamic influence for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I imagine I'd be shocked by
most people's attitudes to those subjects - we seem to be an increasingly right wing society and I live in a liberal bubble.

Big difference between having an opinion and acting on it, too.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It is wrong to single out a particular section of society
Human beings are shit, by far the worst species on the planet. We could be the best. You're a part of the problem. Quit being a part of the fucking problem.
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
I am part of the problem of islamic extremism. I'm very sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Go cut off the offending body part the Magic Book says.
There's probably a glossary or a handy schematics in the back pages.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Sarcasm
Solving disagreements since never
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post How is he 'part of the problem?'

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Because I can see there is a problem, and I have the temerity to point out there is a problem,
and the sense to see that the problem is somewhat more specific than just "humans are cunts", but this is problematic for those who want to pretend that there is no problem.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh how blind we are oh master
Please lift this misty veil from our eyes

Your argument is "X is the problem" and if someone disagrees then you think they are saying there is no problem.

I agree there is a problem, and I think you are part of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1275500
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circular_reasoning
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately that problem seems to be an ultra conservative interpretation of Islam whose clerics command obediance from the Saudi ruling elite and society at large
which is going to make tackling that problem a bit tricky as long as oil prices fuel our economies, and that oil wealth from Saudi Arabia is going overseas spreading the good word of Wahhabism, turning relatively normal people into psychotic nutters
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post There is very little room for interpretation of Islam, it's central credo is established as literal,
interpretation is vehemently and emphatically discouraged in its source text.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post He is pointing out intolerance
Whilst being intolerant
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post So we should tolerate the intolerant?
we should embrace those who reject the very tolerance that permits them to practise their own intolerance? You're nuts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes we should tolerate them
up until the point that they break the law, and then we should lock them up.
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post No I don't think he is
Islam is obviously an awkward subject. If only it was Ukip
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The gays cause bad weather.

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's true.
Just ask Noah.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post One dead apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post No irony here whatsoever.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:27, Reply)
This is a link post I like this.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 14:57, Reply)
This is a normal post That's too good to be true.
I'm calling gake.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post rawwghhhh
man drive car, man get angry
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Man has kid
Man has wife.
Man no have sex.
Man mad.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
like did
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake.
No car windscreen brakes that easily.
 (numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Car windows brake for nobody.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post One does not simply break car windows.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post One smashes them.
Word.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post So...
...for a 14 second Youtube video they replaced a normal car window with sugar glass?
 (Leemondus, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 1:34, Reply)
This is a normal post You are a fucking gaylord.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Nonono
He's the Oral Overlord.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxfTwRT48Z4
 (Benzyl, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post HULK SMASH

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 15 Feb 2015, 8:32, Reply)
This is a link post 3D effect GIFs
I like the Harry Potter one.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post now do one with the fleshlight attachment

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post mildly NSFW
s1.postimg.org/hwsnn9pz1/i_chzbgr_1_1_1.gif
 (sithemong, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ow! My eye!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post neat effect

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Great
and it works with one eye closed too
 (Uncle Albert, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Simple yet very effective

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That's totally credible.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 18:27, Reply)
This is a link post remember the brady bunch? still trying to forget them after all these years?
cheesy all american family?
crap dialogue and even worse singing and dancing?
dreadfull 70's fashion that would make Gok's wang shrivel?

then must be for you !


please remember to switch off the 1970's when you have finished.
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I loved the Brady Bunch. This looks like it was made some years after the TV series.
I'm surprised they're wearing white, not the best colour to cover up track marks.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 14 Feb 2015, 16:49, Reply)

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