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This is a link post 2001: A Space Odyssey with The Portsmouth Sinfonia
Someone is a stone cold fucking genius.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post That is sublime.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Fairly sure that's not Sublime.

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Could you stop rating everything as a comparison to citrus?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I know. Uber-tangerine isn't even a word that I'm aware of.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Übersatsuma

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Words cannot describe...
tears running down cheeks... turning blue.
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post you're having a stranglewank to this?
it isn't that funny
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Incredible.
Have all the clicks!
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
terrifying but brilliant.
 (UTB, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! :D

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Crackers!

(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post oh jesus

(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post "Orchestra spiked with magic mushrooms".

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh
My
Beautiful
Ears
 (I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpFQLw5_N2o
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Fuck
They're breeding.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post My face aches from smiling.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post they're playing all the right notes—but not necessarily in the right order!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Brian Eno on clarinet
trufax
 (Ping Telnet and the FTPs, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 19:46, Reply)
This is a link post DECKER.
I don't have a clue what's actually going on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post "I don't have a clue what's actually going on here."
That should be the slogan of [adult swim]
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for giving me the opportunity to post...
This.

Probably not safe for work, or home, or anywhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post dye fantasy is good too

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah, yes it is.
Had to do a YT search as I didn't recognise the name, but as soon as I saw the preview pic it all came flooding back like a repressed memory of being interfered with by Jimmy Savile.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Really? I've mentioned it, as I had it as the recommendation after your corn video.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 17:53, Reply)
This is a link post John John's Pancake I made this!
Elton John's brother makes a pancake.
(Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You are like a candle in the wind

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
windminge
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Classic John John.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:24, Reply)
This is a link post A Conspiracy Website So Nuts It's Almost Beautiful.
Asking the tough questions such as "Why Are Cats Immune To Chemtrails?" and exposing "Monsanto, Now Breeding Cows With Holes"
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Right hand side, under 'trending right now'..........
'Are militant Atheists using chemtrails to poison angels in Heaven?'

Always wanted to know what was really going on.....(facepalm)....never has my sig been more accurate.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
Next question?

(edit)

The aquatrails one is delightfully simple to explain.
harddawn.com/aquatrails-deadly-chemtrails-of-the-sea/

It's raw sewage you fuckwits.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 8:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Regulated by MARPOL
Part of IMO.
Thus the UN.

So probably part of the conspiracy?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Mostly its deeper layers of water (and sometimes sediment)
churned up by the hull and propellor

You fuckwit :p
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE MY WEBSITE ALONE!

(Brokeback Coccyx Tear my guns from my cold, dead glans.., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 8:46, Reply)
This is a normal post POE
Almost certainly.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(pahakyy, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, it seems I have fallen victim to Poe's Law.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post its a spoof you morons

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It's.
You retard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Col has shunned any punctuation there, maybe to imply incredulousness: Don't YOU look the raw prawn?
Also: What on earth is "cat dander"?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You're making an excuse for someone using bad punctuation?
Wow, you must be mega-gay for colm.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Green is not your colour, dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Color.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Colon

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Powell

(I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at the big brains on Colmcq2.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Itts spealt morans.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post moRISans

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post sublime!

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Lesbian Wing of the Illuminati Seizes Control of the NFL
Bloody Hell

This is too outlandish to be made up. I always suspected as much
 (justin(e), Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Bonkers.
However, THIS section is very relevant to b3ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It seems I have fallen victim to Poe's Law.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 17:02, Reply)
This is a link post Young Drunk Punk
Sitcom life in 1980's Calgary. Got to get tickets for The Clash gig.
(cescpistol, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 3:15, Reply)
This is a link post So I was looking for ideas for a new kitchen today
This IS GC from 2013 but sod it anyway...
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 3:01, Reply)
This is a normal post muahahaa

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post The 'About' page is lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 20:25, Reply)
This is a link post This is how that parrot below may sound in its head I made this!
delusion of grandeur

Original post:
b3ta.com/links/See_this_this_is_you_this_is
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 1:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds like an overweight flying dictator giving a speech to a coliseum full of cheering admirers.

Dressed in white.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 3:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It now sounds cockatotalitarian.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Pure Nuremberg.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:41, Reply)
This is a link post QUILT CON I made this!
Austin Convention Center presents Quilt Con
(I helped save b3ta! DannyJock Have a great day!, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post good job danny jock
Cool that you have a baby on the way. Do you call your wife Colin? That is weird.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 3:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I honestly don't know if I'm missing some clever humorous persona giving us a sideways look at America
Or you just post a whole load of boring home videos that are possibly the least B3taesque things on this site?
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The latter! Teh latter!

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 11:24, Reply)
This is a link post Today marks a year since the release of our second album 'Unwelded'! I made this!
To celebrate, wrap your ears around this megalithic maelstrom!
(I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Great old King Crimson feel
Particular fan of your bass player
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Our drummer loves King Crimson
as for me, I just play bass..
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ very accurate that
Will properly listen to it on the headphones later, ta.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I would give my eye teeth to see you play live.
Or failing that, up to £10. Do you do gigs?
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 7:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
We do, though commitments generally confine us to the Edinburgh/Glasgow circuit. Nothing's booked yet for this year, but stuff always pops up!

EDIT: Having said that, the album is less than a tenner, if you fancy it? /plug-plug-plug
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked this.
Come south of the border.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I got
a bit of a NoMeansNo vibe. Very cool. Clicky.
 (themarginwalker, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:59, Reply)
This is a link post pang

(skaduskitai, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Take your hat off indoors you uncouth oaf.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he happily drinks red wine with fish too...

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
with like a
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post he has one of those new-fangled strobe table lamps too
to ward off epileptic burglars
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:10, Reply)
This is a link post Lyrics to The Bridge theme song
I love choir of young believers, and I love count buckulees, so this is just delightful.
(johnsonthemegafauna, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Tim Rice is a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more sacrilege
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-ZnPE3G_YY
 (I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:58, Reply)
This is a link post Wireframe Fucklifts (1987).

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
we'll have none of that nonsense here thankYOU
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post They're coming whether you like it or not...

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
bugger
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow... just wow. Very nice find

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post /board PAEDOS infecting /links with their crap :-(

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckers

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Pure bawbags...

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of Mercenary on the C64.

(Fluffster, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 0:10, Reply)
This is a link post See this... this is you this is

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Only when I've been at the cooking sherry.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post All the time then right?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty much.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, that's the stuff of nightmares

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Nurse! She's out of bed again!

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I have days...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post what an alarmist creature

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Redrum!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it shouting "film in landscape for fuck's sake?"

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly deranged.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The comments are depressing
LIKE IF UR FRM REDDT! "subscribe pls"
I'M REPORTIN U FOR CROOLTIE! "subscribe pls"
I'M 3RD TIER MEME EDIT FROM REDIT! "subsribe pls"
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of those self-obsessed attention whores can live for sixty years
They will basically be screeching and stomping about your house as you lie on your deathbed
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I sense personal experience
I think they are awesome creatures
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post They are very, very loud

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I've experienced the sound of a flock of many hundreds
Yes, loud, indeed. But I think they have more character than any other creature I can think of.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Exceptionally intelligent
Just not the life form I would take the responsibility to share a household with :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Like children?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe the theory is children grow up
and move out at some stage
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post No. I mean I know where I can get some.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post try the bbc
oooohhhhh!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post wimmin?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That is what I've been saying all along.
I quite agree.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ that'd get old quickly

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/This_is_how_that_parrot_below_may_sound_in_its_head

Edit: below above
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post there is no parrot below, below

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post only the stars above, above

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 19:54, Reply)
This is a link post drawing a pile of poo
Japan
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post That's shit

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:01, Reply)
This is a link post Gilbert O Sullivan and Pans People Get Down
NURSE. HE'S OUT OF HIS BED AGAIN. NUUUUUUUURRRRRSE.

don't know why, I think I was reminded of his haircut in the earlier days...

Incidentally I was lucky enough to find Mohawk3881 of FTG fame ( Friends through Gilbert). He's no DJ Schmolli but he has a razor sharp writing style and that on top of his remarkable video production value. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plEkhbiuEn4 if you want the mash up
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post This and 'Alone Again, Naturally' are classics
and I won't have bad word said against him.

(I do love how the dog gets bored and toddles off though)
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Saxomophone Again:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM54frope3g
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post i'll see your GoS cover on Sax
And raise you Ooh wakka doo on Cordovox, by Valentino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn0joNxu7IA

Or I think the phrase is 'All In'

( stay for love story )
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I see you've been listening to Radio 1 again

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nope, it's JACK fm for me, because I want to hear Mr Blue Sky at least twice an hour
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Good old Supertramp
Breakbeat in America
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Alone Again (Naturally)'s lyrics are
too bleak for the people who usually cover it.

Someone like Nick Cave should have a go.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It is wonderful stuff
Lyrics that get deeper the longer you listen till it all gets a bit powerful
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Many of Roger Whitaker's lyrics are in a Nick Cave vein too.
If you imagine Cave singing 'Morning Please Don't Come' it really works.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 7:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to hear/see him do The Mexican Whistler.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Go Kart Mozart did a lovely cover of
New World In The Morning

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXnjIZqEL-c
... and, yeah, sad lyrics.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post +++WARNING:SAVILE DETECTED+++

(1m05s)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:19, Reply)
This is a link post I have a no pants policy
if you're dancing next to me
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall be adopting this policy.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post O_o

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!
(but WHY?)
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Right, so that would be American "pants" and not the proper use of the word like here in good old Blighty..

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I was disappointed too.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:02, Reply)
This is a link post Cardboard Stories
Homelessness, you're only ever three steps away.
(Spin Its a thing., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent reminder that those homeless people are a good as anybody.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post haha yeah right
nice one
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post A scintilla of sarcasm?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post who me?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:23, Reply)
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A soupçon of feigned innocence perhaps.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post moi?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all ME ME ME with you isn't it.
{:-p
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post you?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Not you, me, by which I mean you as me in the previous post,
you using 'you' to signify me is pretty much like me using 'me' to identify you.
Or is it just me?

*drinks*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
*joins in drinking*
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
nibbles anyone?
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post no
not just anyone.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't start.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Homelessness is a state of mind not a state of domicide.
or some such
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think they killed their homes.
{:-p
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post "I went to modeling school"
That would explain you being homeless then.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Knowing the slightest thing about these unfortunates doesn't make the world a less shitty place.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 23:31, Reply)
This is a link post God save the Queen - 1984 I made this!
Hello. My daughter has just produced this trailer/intro thing for a fictional TV show based in the 80s.

You may remember her Slenderman project from a year or so ago called Oblivious. I posted that here and she enjoyed the positive feedback from you guys, hopefully you'll be as generous with this one?

The "I made this" refers to her of course, not me. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Black dungarees? 1984? I think not. And you still haven't got rid of that stone cladding!
Nicely produced though. Give her my congratulations (though people of my era will always associate God Save the Queen with 1977; I was 15 and an impressionable young punk!)
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't sure
about the fashion... I couldn't give advice on that, I was a right square git back then. Yeah, Some things never change.

Stone cladding was all the go in the 80s though eh?

Thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks good
but some anachronisms do howl at me. Big warnings on fag packets? The brand Mayfair even existing? Jack Daniels was super exotic, very hard to source and very expensive in 84. I also don't recall drainpipes being rolled up to that extent and skinnies aren't quite the same as drainpipes. However it's well shot and edited. So good work on the important stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post it's good and leaning in the right direction
but as Troll says, Jack Daniels didn't get cool for another 5 years or so.
Fashion wise she should watch through 1984 Top of the Pops episodes, not for the acts but for the audience.
If she's going with the Smiths theme everything should be baggier www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPg7C3I-4bo
Graffiti was mainly crap tags and Dave woz ere, not the icony thing behind them, and that bloke needs to shave that beard off, we didn't have those back then and the girls need to crimp and perm their hair :D
On the plus side, just wandering about and sitting by concrete was pretty spot on. If she got hold of some old copies of NME or The Face off Ebay to have lying around the place that'd sell it well.
Do you know why it's called God Save the Queen?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post The beard man may be playing Sir Clive Sinclair on
the cusp of inventing the C5.

In which case, he needs to keep the beard and shave his head.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure
there's some 80s fag packets and/or magazine and newspaper covers from the 80s on the interwebs somewhere. In hindsight, I could have printed a few for the production.

She was pretty much in control of everything though, I shouldn't really help her too much.

Thanks again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post this could help in research
likepunkneverhappened.blogspot.co.uk
 (who's_the_what?, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post It's nicely put together
but I'd like to see more 80s stuff in something set in the 80s.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks all for the comments so far...
Getting the fashion, styles and products right, I knew was going to be the hardest bit. The beard!!! That just didn't occur to me at the time. So obvious now that that's very much a today thing.

Keep them coming, we're learning from this. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This might sound super fussy
and I'd be interested to see if others disagree, but I really don't think shot glasses were a thing till well into the nineties. You see everybody doing shots in the pubs these days, but it used to be shorts in a plain tumbler, and not that often, unless it was last orders.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post JD did start pushing in the mid eighties
I remember maybe '88 or '89 getting a JD tin with a couple of shot glasses and and a bottle in it for Christmas one year. Back to pubs though, and no, I don't remember shots being the thing they are now and it was maybe mid nineties when it took off?

In fact I think it was '94 I first went to a vodka bar in Glasgow which was of course all shot glasses, so I think you're about right.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks
I'm surprised about that JD marketing drive that early. The best marketing they had for me and my mates was that when Appetite for Destruction started gaining traction in about 88, released in 87 in the USA I think, the band never seemed to do a photo shoot without a bottle in hand.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, superb product placement!
Reckon that was when it gained momentum, and of course Jim Beam and Southern Comfort jumped on the back of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Might be worth raiding a car boot sale
if the budget is there, pick up an old stereo, some cassettes, vinyl, some digital watches stuff like that and a walkman for when they are outside.
Band posters and T-shirts would help sell it too.
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely
for the next time she does a 'period piece' I'll pick her up some stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Rubik's cubes were everywhere
That could be a cheap prop to put on the coffee table.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Acid wash jeans, converse trainers, puffball skirts, check shirts, leggings, bolero jackets
shoulder pads of course, braces, waistcoats.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post oh yeah, fucking deeley boppers
even in nightclubs. Jesus.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post chino's and sued shoes/boots also ripped jeans 501s
Jason donavon in a waist coat brother beyond with there nackkets And of course the start of acid house with raves and smiley t shirts
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post acid house and smileys were a little way off in 84

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes, ripped 501's with a red selvedge, had a pair myself
and of course Frankie Says Relax t-shirts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nuisance Value, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:18, Reply)
This is a normal post A denim jacket, boy or girl (but not mixed in the same group).
Girls jackets with padded of ruffled shoulders, or frilled white leather.
Guys padded type jacket in flourescent pink.
Lots of perms and big waves of spray-set hair.

Checked shirts look wrong, too. And that beard. You could have someone disastrously trying to grow the weediest moustache ever though.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post These looks are generally more 1990s
If it's a period piece it needs to almost border on parody. So here's a quick checklist...
- one big backcombed Bananarama hairdo
- one Princess Di / George Michael held-in-place-with-a-ton-of-hairspray hairdo
- one of the blokes needs to have a mullet (think Pat Sharp c1986, if you can bear it)
- one pair of legwarmers
- one copy of Protect And Survive lying around somewhere
- one Walkman with the orange foam earphones round the neck, or failing that, a ghetto blaster

Good effort, look forward to seeing more
 (Ping Telnet and the FTPs, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha.
Spot on with all of these. You see, these kids just weren't around then. I was, but I have a terrible memory hehe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Also
Calculator watches
Jeans with lots of pockets
Dunlop green flash trainers
Parker coats
white socks with everything
Curtain hair styles for the boys or a flat top!
Track suit tops
Gola / head bags

And generally NOT being so cool.... That came much later!! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 24 Feb 2015, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps have a look
at This England 1986.

Cracking tune though.
 (marnail I will have a small brandy, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a massive fan of
This is England in all its forms. t'was an inspiration I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Cigarettes were so much more difficult to light back then.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:35, Reply)
This is a link post Netball racist lols

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post It would be a different story if he was French.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry, they more than make up for it with anti-semitism.
https://twitter.com/Ollie_Davis/status/569513145888317440
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Is he a Chelsea fan?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post If he were a Millwall fan
they'd have pushed him under the train. Trufax.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Suit Boy is a Hammer!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqXo54verb4
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone in that video is so fat
Some arsehole is trying to hide the fact that they held their phone in portrait orientation by stretching the picture horizontally. You can't fool me though, you silly man.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they eat too many kebabs and buy their red wine by the crate.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It wouldn't surprise me.
It sounds like you are describing some oaf-like person and that certainly fits with what I am seeing in the video.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post
the video my mirror.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post How quickly we forget.
Last week we were praising this little guy...

This week we are complaining because some soccer fans stopped a black gentleman getting on a train. We can't have it both ways. What is it to be, great British public? Is racism good or bad now? Decide.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Singing the anthem is racist now?
When did that happen?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure.
I don't think there is a central body that decides what is racist and what isn't it's all about social acceptance and what the media tells us. Singing the national anthem would appear to be socially acceptable but I have no idea why. Its basically just "La la la, I'm better than you due to the country I was born in. La la la, you are shit because you come from a different country" and singing that probably wouldn't be seen as so acceptable. I certainly wouldn't sing that or the national anthem and I have a lovely singing voice too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:33, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for your comment.

(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post No need to thank me
It was my pleasure.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
i.imgur.com/YFIri5g.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post is this why proctologists alwags seem to have an opinion

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
I misread that as onion
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post works just the same
ideal for hot dogs
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I've decided
you're a prick.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf?
you are a proper cunt aren't you. Then again we all knew that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post No
That's a hook.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post So are you calling all those people in other countries that sing anthems racist too?
Seems very racist of you to make such a generalisation.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably trolling
but singing an anthem does not make you racist. Acting negatively towards a person of another race makes you racist, not being proud of your own heritage.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?

(Fluffster, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually the boy in the photograph had chronic heartburn

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 22 Feb 2015, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose
We could rewrite the National Anthem so it is all about how we'r shit and everyone else is better and we're really sorry.

That would actually be very British in some ways.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post
We are so shit, I mean
all other countries rule
but we are shit

(HORNS PLAY FANFARE)

we are so racist and
not like other lands
where everybody gets along
coz we are shit

O lord, our god arise
rain boiling piss in our eyes
and make us fall

etc
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 22:09, Reply)
This is a link post Something
A thing.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I laughed.
I now feel guilty.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Sun 22 Feb 2015, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(macroscian (1 like), Sun 22 Feb 2015, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post XD





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