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This is a link post Bloody immigrants..
... coming over here not getting the subtle nuances of our humour and eating SWANS!

He's not sure what country they were from though.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably just locals in Essex
LBC really is fucking shit. It's now apparently got that rubbish troll Katie Hopkins doing a phone-in show.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post When you capitalised SWANS like that
it immediately made me think of the band SWANS, and the likelihood that it would be Mike Gira skinning and eating you, rather than the opposite..
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY_U6zkqC_g

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Fox news presenter throws an ax at a US serviceman.
What is Fox News coming to?
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fox News. Axing the important questions.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did I axe you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tnDdCWusOU
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:59, , Reply)
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(I realise opinion is divided on here. Heaven knows my opinion is divided itself. But I quite like that bit.)
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not again?
The live TV axe murdering must stop!
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post First up, let's have a Daily Heil warning next time, shall we?
Secondly, the Mail discussing Fox News?
I'm sure there is a 'thirdly' but I've lost the will to live.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
a agree with this proposition.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3. Glasscock

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something as meta
as one hate-filled, fallacious, morally bankrupt corporation analysing another has to be one of the signs of the apocalypse.

Or is it like multiplying negative numbers, where you always get a positive?

Or what about "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"? Does this mean I'm chums with Fox News?! :(

*brain asplodes*
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post AGAIN!!??

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post A hatchet job by the Mail, as per usual.
He only hit one bloke though - missed the other tree fellers.

*begs forgiveness*
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!!!

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's Dette.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet they spend their time in the dressing room practicing vogueing.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post You gotta work it if you want to get those hair care product spokesperson contracts.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kerry King's only good for beard-maintenance these days, unless his head turned upside down.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a link post whilst we're on the subject of girlie kickball
Excerpts from a forthcoming documentary on the Norwegian Women's Soccer Team
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Splendid work.
For another lubbly lookin' player in Norway's Women's Football League, look no further than Tina Wulf. gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/135/135187/13518726/jpg/active/320x.jpg
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaargh, the retouching
*retouches self*
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Noboady does deadpan like Norway
Brilliant.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Support our girls in football!
Erm, hang on...
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gold:
Morried In The GarySamer Kalaf
6/24/15 4:49pm
Still not as offensive as Germany’s ‘Shit On The Chests Of Our Girls!’
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:53, , Reply)
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I'll just put this here
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA!
Brilliant!
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post The "you may be interested in" link from there was surprisingly disappointing
screengrabber.deadspin.com/brad-guzan-boner-delights-manchester-city-supporters-1700165410
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well maybe if they win.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Freeze sperm at 18, bioethicist urges men - BBC link
Just gather up a few socks/tissues under their beds, surely?
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post My daughter has no nose
How does she smell?
I have no idea, I've uninstalled flash because it kept crashing my Mac and the BBC seems not to have heard of HTML5 video support
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like there isn't enough people already.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post But without autism how will the internet exist?

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whatever survives the conflagration of the cumbox should have some good genetic material

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post alternatively just get someone up the duff at 18
Get all your reproducing out of the way early. Also the relationship probably wont last so you wont have to worry about bringing them up, leaving you to enjoy the best days of your life in peace
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which is why council sink estates are the Happiest Place on Earth!

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly I wasnt really advocating having all your kids before you're 18
As a father of two, I'd urge men not to have any at all
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd just like to make clear that this isn't me.
As you were.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is he well-respected in the bioethics community?
Or do people think he's a nutter?
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I seem to remember a film about this
Then the women killed all the men so the world was full of mothers and daughters ! .......can't remember it's name ....sorry
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should help the local tourist industry
Asked why he doesn't want to further the research himself, Dr Raven said, "Someone young can take over, you'd need to be able to run."

Not from the tarantulas, though.

"There's buffalos and pigs."

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post One for all the 8 legged freak fans

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckin' A

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post *crosses "going back to Australia" off bucket list*

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or just make it the last item?

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going out in style
not spidey bitey death
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post What could be more stylish than gliding into a field of tarantulas wearing a wing suit that makes you look like a tasty flying squirrel?

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post shameless stujbait

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's SlurpyJ?

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post *glee*
Pushmi-pullyu at 1:06. :D
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a link post The Knitwit Show (in a show form) I made this!

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clicked this last time and I'll click it again
think the fish bit is new
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post 666

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post number of the crochet

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post superb stuff

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha, excellent stuff - very good

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very good work. 10 house points.
*clicks* :)
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did not expect it to bethat good
Thank you for the LOLs
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(, Sun 28 Jun 2015, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
last one - someone been watching Dogtooth?
(, Wed 1 Jul 2015, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Anarchy in the Fb I made this!
More puntastic nonsense. Facebook "sings" the Sex Pistols. Enjoy. :)
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
I think that's better than the last one
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Definitley
the best one yet
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aces!

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watched it at work with the sound off. Absolutely brilliant!

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Madonna video is down there v

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Miss my point. I know every word of the song since the age of 15.
Can't fucking stand Madonna.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was alluding to the fact that Madonna videos are better watched with the sound off

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hell yes. And the screen off too!

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best yet

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha - pure genius!
I listened and watched that smiling like a loon :D
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Supremely clever.
Gets a click from me.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post That has totally messed up my ability to understand the lyrics.
I'm sure someone will do a scientific study on this.

Yay
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:07, , Reply)
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I think it's probably similar to the McGurk effect (q.v. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-lN8vWm3m0).
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cracking work.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Great smashing super, but most of all... brilliant!
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 19:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is really rather clever.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love these

(, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Honest Trailers - Terminator 2: Judgment Day. NSFW

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post "a casualty counter that's specific down the decimal point....for some reason"
hahaha
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The indestructible Nokia brick phone of killer cyborgs" absolutely killed me.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've spent the last half an hour watching other "honest trailers" from that channel
The Matrix one was superb

CinemaSins is a great channel too
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
dammit, today was supposed to be my productive day this week!
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post The best one I can remember is Maleficent...
STARRING: How Jennifer Aniston sees Angelina Jolie.

Also the poem he does at the end. The whole series is comedy gold.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Gun in roses"
Clever!
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Prince, darling Nikki..We all remeber the notoriety of that song, yes?...we all know Prince bans everything? NSFW
I'm sure he's never heard of Jonathan Toth.
I hope he never does!

Apologies for the myspace link, or if you get served an advert. But really is too good not to share.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 3:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post What?
There's a guy called Toh who has a MySpace page? Don't get it.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 5:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah wow, a myspace link

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post A great place to reunite with friends.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's no Bebo.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Faceparty's where it's at
I know someone with an AVS pass that I can borrow so we can look at the "restricted" profiles too
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:42, , Reply)
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That wasn't too good not to share. HTH.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Stereolab - French Disko
The Word (1993)
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 1:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Instaclick*
Love this peformance of the song
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 3:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Really good stuff.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 3:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's groovy

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 7:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love Stereolab
I wish they'd print a lyrics book - they are enjoyably weird, such as trying to explain economics in a short pop song.

I do wonder what people unfamiliar with Blue Jam made of this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPHQcjkg0Qg
"You're not a doctor. You're a wanker"
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice music
but where do they get those telly audiences from? FFS
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 21:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1993

(, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post cant stop
nodding me head.
(, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 1:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Carbon Based Lifeforms - Init

Sorry, but further to posting some album links below I rediscovered this tune. Thought It'd balance out the Madonna track ;o)
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post lovely stuff
thanks for the tip x
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The whole album is tops.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was really nice, will check out their other stuff.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Madonnas new "music" NSFW
Sorry for two in a row but jesus!
(, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/pop_101_how_to_produce_a_modern_pop_hit
(, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 23:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice!
Reminds me of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt9c0UeYhFc (Bo Burnham - 'repeat stuff')
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Embarrassing.
For everyone concerned.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just for Chris Rock, really.
Everyone else was already a shameless embarrassment.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't feel well

This hasn't helped.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell.
Everybody in that entire video is 40 years her junior at least.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that is fucking dire

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post *phones Samaritans*

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post *gets put on hold*

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 4:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you mean Madonna's contemporaries, the ancient Semitic inhabitants of the Levant?

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post .
She's nearly 57 years old.
I bet her knees creaked after all that tomfoolery.

Is "Bitch, I'm *_____*" the new introductory prefix?

Bitch, I'm Sir_Spicious.
Apparently.
Drunk. Shall now take my leave.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 1:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post you still would though.
dirty old goat.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bitch please.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 6:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^That^
Is what happens when you surround yourself with people to frightened of you to tell you what a stupid fucking idea it is.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 6:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post 30 years on and I still don't forgive her for the hand of god

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 7:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
wank of the century
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm scared

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 7:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck it, Launch the nukes!

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post She's normally good at mimicking what tends to be commercially popular, i think her age is showing though as she's completely missed the boat on this one.
Her kids must be really fucking embarrassed.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can her kids buy themselves back at some point?

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not until they've came up with another 4 albums for her, by the sounds of it.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I lasted 1 minute and 39 seconds*.
This must surely be some kind of record.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends how long it normally takes you to shoot your load.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post As if you don't know you tease.
I'll be waiting for you up against the bins behind Poundland as usual.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you have change for a fiver?

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll just put it on your tab.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, that's £3.45 i owe you now.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post £3.40, the first time was a freebie.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post FHAWEHFJKUOWHEUIPHQWREFHUIOPH
WE
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post O_O

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers for the NSFW
I don't have to contend with this mess now
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah I know
I'm in an office and folks are wandering past my desk as two half naked ladies are in a bath.

fuck sake
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Terrible.
Just terrible.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was a lovely piece.

(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That was a lovely piece of shit.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Andrea Diprè feat. Sara Tommasi - NEL MIO PRIVÉ (OFFICIAL VIDEO) NSFW
I have no idea... Weird shit.

Marked nsfw due to drug use maybe
(, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spain has a King
Aaand that's Italian.
(, Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Gladys Day and the pits
bit wrong.
(, Wed 24 Jun 2015, 23:17, , Reply)

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