Bloody immigrants..
... coming over here not getting the subtle nuances of our humour and eating SWANS!
He's not sure what country they were from though.
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... coming over here not getting the subtle nuances of our humour and eating SWANS!
He's not sure what country they were from though.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 15:09, Share, Reply)
Probably just locals in Essex
LBC really is fucking shit. It's now apparently got that rubbish troll Katie Hopkins doing a phone-in show.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 16:09, Share, Reply)
LBC really is fucking shit. It's now apparently got that rubbish troll Katie Hopkins doing a phone-in show.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 16:09, Share, Reply)
When you capitalised SWANS like that
it immediately made me think of the band SWANS, and the likelihood that it would be Mike Gira skinning and eating you, rather than the opposite..
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:05, Share, Reply)
it immediately made me think of the band SWANS, and the likelihood that it would be Mike Gira skinning and eating you, rather than the opposite..
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:05, Share, Reply)
Fox news presenter throws an ax at a US serviceman.
What is Fox News coming to?
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:15, Share, Reply)
What is Fox News coming to?
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:15, Share, Reply)
Did I axe you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tnDdCWusOU
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:59, Share, Reply)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tnDdCWusOU
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(I realise opinion is divided on here. Heaven knows my opinion is divided itself. But I quite like that bit.)
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:00, Share, Reply)
First up, let's have a Daily Heil warning next time, shall we?
Secondly, the Mail discussing Fox News?
I'm sure there is a 'thirdly' but I've lost the will to live.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:18, Share, Reply)
Secondly, the Mail discussing Fox News?
I'm sure there is a 'thirdly' but I've lost the will to live.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:18, Share, Reply)
Something as meta
as one hate-filled, fallacious, morally bankrupt corporation analysing another has to be one of the signs of the apocalypse.
Or is it like multiplying negative numbers, where you always get a positive?
Or what about "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"? Does this mean I'm chums with Fox News?! :(
*brain asplodes*
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 16:56, Share, Reply)
as one hate-filled, fallacious, morally bankrupt corporation analysing another has to be one of the signs of the apocalypse.
Or is it like multiplying negative numbers, where you always get a positive?
Or what about "the enemy of my enemy is my friend"? Does this mean I'm chums with Fox News?! :(
*brain asplodes*
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 16:56, Share, Reply)
A hatchet job by the Mail, as per usual.
He only hit one bloke though - missed the other tree fellers.
*begs forgiveness*
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 16:33, Share, Reply)
He only hit one bloke though - missed the other tree fellers.
*begs forgiveness*
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 16:33, Share, Reply)
I heard that Madonna thing and had to listen to this just to normalise my life
Slayer - Angel of Death
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Slayer - Angel of Death
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I bet they spend their time in the dressing room practicing vogueing.
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You gotta work it if you want to get those hair care product spokesperson contracts.
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Kerry King's only good for beard-maintenance these days, unless his head turned upside down.
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whilst we're on the subject of girlie kickball
Excerpts from a forthcoming documentary on the Norwegian Women's Soccer Team
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:04, Share, Reply)
Excerpts from a forthcoming documentary on the Norwegian Women's Soccer Team
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:04, Share, Reply)
Splendid work.
For another lubbly lookin' player in Norway's Women's Football League, look no further than Tina Wulf. gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/135/135187/13518726/jpg/active/320x.jpg
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:26, Share, Reply)
For another lubbly lookin' player in Norway's Women's Football League, look no further than Tina Wulf. gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/135/135187/13518726/jpg/active/320x.jpg
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:26, Share, Reply)
Gold:
Morried In The GarySamer Kalaf
6/24/15 4:49pm
Still not as offensive as Germany’s ‘Shit On The Chests Of Our Girls!’
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:53, Share, Reply)
Morried In The GarySamer Kalaf
6/24/15 4:49pm
Still not as offensive as Germany’s ‘Shit On The Chests Of Our Girls!’
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:53, Share, Reply)
The "you may be interested in" link from there was surprisingly disappointing
screengrabber.deadspin.com/brad-guzan-boner-delights-manchester-city-supporters-1700165410
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:37, Share, Reply)
screengrabber.deadspin.com/brad-guzan-boner-delights-manchester-city-supporters-1700165410
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:37, Share, Reply)
Freeze sperm at 18, bioethicist urges men - BBC link
Just gather up a few socks/tissues under their beds, surely?
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:11, Share, Reply)
Just gather up a few socks/tissues under their beds, surely?
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:11, Share, Reply)
My daughter has no nose
How does she smell?
I have no idea, I've uninstalled flash because it kept crashing my Mac and the BBC seems not to have heard of HTML5 video support
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:21, Share, Reply)
How does she smell?
I have no idea, I've uninstalled flash because it kept crashing my Mac and the BBC seems not to have heard of HTML5 video support
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:21, Share, Reply)
Whatever survives the conflagration of the cumbox should have some good genetic material
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:39, Share, Reply)
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alternatively just get someone up the duff at 18
Get all your reproducing out of the way early. Also the relationship probably wont last so you wont have to worry about bringing them up, leaving you to enjoy the best days of your life in peace
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:38, Share, Reply)
Get all your reproducing out of the way early. Also the relationship probably wont last so you wont have to worry about bringing them up, leaving you to enjoy the best days of your life in peace
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 12:38, Share, Reply)
Which is why council sink estates are the Happiest Place on Earth!
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 13:53, Share, Reply)
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Clearly I wasnt really advocating having all your kids before you're 18
As a father of two, I'd urge men not to have any at all
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:22, Share, Reply)
As a father of two, I'd urge men not to have any at all
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:22, Share, Reply)
I'd just like to make clear that this isn't me.
As you were.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 15:00, Share, Reply)
As you were.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 15:00, Share, Reply)
Is he well-respected in the bioethics community?
Or do people think he's a nutter?
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 15:05, Share, Reply)
Or do people think he's a nutter?
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 15:05, Share, Reply)
I seem to remember a film about this
Then the women killed all the men so the world was full of mothers and daughters ! .......can't remember it's name ....sorry
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:50, Share, Reply)
Then the women killed all the men so the world was full of mothers and daughters ! .......can't remember it's name ....sorry
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:50, Share, Reply)
I remember when it were fields of tarantulas before they built the factories
8 legged mega cluster
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:51, Share, Reply)
8 legged mega cluster
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Should help the local tourist industry
Asked why he doesn't want to further the research himself, Dr Raven said, "Someone young can take over, you'd need to be able to run."
Not from the tarantulas, though.
"There's buffalos and pigs."
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:04, Share, Reply)
Asked why he doesn't want to further the research himself, Dr Raven said, "Someone young can take over, you'd need to be able to run."
Not from the tarantulas, though.
"There's buffalos and pigs."
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:04, Share, Reply)
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:32, Share, Reply)
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What could be more stylish than gliding into a field of tarantulas wearing a wing suit that makes you look like a tasty flying squirrel?
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 14:57, Share, Reply)
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Clicked this last time and I'll click it again
think the fish bit is new
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:13, Share, Reply)
think the fish bit is new
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:13, Share, Reply)
I did not expect it to bethat good
Thank you for the LOLs
.
( , Sun 28 Jun 2015, 13:43, Share, Reply)
Thank you for the LOLs
.
( , Sun 28 Jun 2015, 13:43, Share, Reply)
Anarchy in the Fb
I made this!
More puntastic nonsense. Facebook "sings" the Sex Pistols. Enjoy. :)
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:30, Share, Reply)
More puntastic nonsense. Facebook "sings" the Sex Pistols. Enjoy. :)
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:30, Share, Reply)
Watched it at work with the sound off. Absolutely brilliant!
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Miss my point. I know every word of the song since the age of 15.
Can't fucking stand Madonna.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:30, Share, Reply)
Can't fucking stand Madonna.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:30, Share, Reply)
I was alluding to the fact that Madonna videos are better watched with the sound off
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haha - pure genius!
I listened and watched that smiling like a loon :D
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:23, Share, Reply)
I listened and watched that smiling like a loon :D
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:23, Share, Reply)
That has totally messed up my ability to understand the lyrics.
I'm sure someone will do a scientific study on this.
Yay
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:07, Share, Reply)
I'm sure someone will do a scientific study on this.
Yay
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:07, Share, Reply)
I think it's probably similar to the McGurk effect (q.v. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-lN8vWm3m0).
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 17:51, Share, Reply)
Brilliant!
Great smashing super, but most of all... brilliant!
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 19:00, Share, Reply)
Great smashing super, but most of all... brilliant!
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 19:00, Share, Reply)
"a casualty counter that's specific down the decimal point....for some reason"
hahaha
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:34, Share, Reply)
hahaha
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:34, Share, Reply)
"The indestructible Nokia brick phone of killer cyborgs" absolutely killed me.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:41, Share, Reply)
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I've spent the last half an hour watching other "honest trailers" from that channel
The Matrix one was superb
CinemaSins is a great channel too
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:51, Share, Reply)
The Matrix one was superb
CinemaSins is a great channel too
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:51, Share, Reply)
^this
dammit, today was supposed to be my productive day this week!
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:55, Share, Reply)
dammit, today was supposed to be my productive day this week!
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:55, Share, Reply)
The best one I can remember is Maleficent...
STARRING: How Jennifer Aniston sees Angelina Jolie.
Also the poem he does at the end. The whole series is comedy gold.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 19:06, Share, Reply)
STARRING: How Jennifer Aniston sees Angelina Jolie.
Also the poem he does at the end. The whole series is comedy gold.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 19:06, Share, Reply)
Prince, darling Nikki..We all remeber the notoriety of that song, yes?...we all know Prince bans everything?
NSFW
I'm sure he's never heard of Jonathan Toth.
I hope he never does!
Apologies for the myspace link, or if you get served an advert. But really is too good not to share.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 3:53, Share, Reply)
I'm sure he's never heard of Jonathan Toth.
I hope he never does!
Apologies for the myspace link, or if you get served an advert. But really is too good not to share.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 3:53, Share, Reply)
What?
There's a guy called Toh who has a MySpace page? Don't get it.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 5:58, Share, Reply)
There's a guy called Toh who has a MySpace page? Don't get it.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 5:58, Share, Reply)
Faceparty's where it's at
I know someone with an AVS pass that I can borrow so we can look at the "restricted" profiles too
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:42, Share, Reply)
I know someone with an AVS pass that I can borrow so we can look at the "restricted" profiles too
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:42, Share, Reply)
Love Stereolab
I wish they'd print a lyrics book - they are enjoyably weird, such as trying to explain economics in a short pop song.
I do wonder what people unfamiliar with Blue Jam made of this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPHQcjkg0Qg
"You're not a doctor. You're a wanker"
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:22, Share, Reply)
I wish they'd print a lyrics book - they are enjoyably weird, such as trying to explain economics in a short pop song.
I do wonder what people unfamiliar with Blue Jam made of this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPHQcjkg0Qg
"You're not a doctor. You're a wanker"
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 10:22, Share, Reply)
Nice music
but where do they get those telly audiences from? FFS
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 21:26, Share, Reply)
but where do they get those telly audiences from? FFS
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 21:26, Share, Reply)
Carbon Based Lifeforms - Init
Sorry, but further to posting some album links below I rediscovered this tune. Thought It'd balance out the Madonna track ;o)
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:12, Share, Reply)
Sorry, but further to posting some album links below I rediscovered this tune. Thought It'd balance out the Madonna track ;o)
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:12, Share, Reply)
Madonnas new "music"
NSFW
Sorry for two in a row but jesus!
( , Wed 24 Jun 2015, 23:52, Share, Reply)
Sorry for two in a row but jesus!
( , Wed 24 Jun 2015, 23:52, Share, Reply)
www.b3ta.com/links/pop_101_how_to_produce_a_modern_pop_hit
( , Wed 24 Jun 2015, 23:59, Share, Reply)
Nice!
Reminds me of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt9c0UeYhFc (Bo Burnham - 'repeat stuff')
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:49, Share, Reply)
Reminds me of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt9c0UeYhFc (Bo Burnham - 'repeat stuff')
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:49, Share, Reply)
Just for Chris Rock, really.
Everyone else was already a shameless embarrassment.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:37, Share, Reply)
Everyone else was already a shameless embarrassment.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:37, Share, Reply)
Fucking hell.
Everybody in that entire video is 40 years her junior at least.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:21, Share, Reply)
Everybody in that entire video is 40 years her junior at least.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 0:21, Share, Reply)
Do you mean Madonna's contemporaries, the ancient Semitic inhabitants of the Levant?
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:43, Share, Reply)
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.
She's nearly 57 years old.
I bet her knees creaked after all that tomfoolery.
Is "Bitch, I'm *_____*" the new introductory prefix?
Bitch, I'm Sir_Spicious.
Apparently.
Drunk. Shall now take my leave.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 1:40, Share, Reply)
She's nearly 57 years old.
I bet her knees creaked after all that tomfoolery.
Is "Bitch, I'm *_____*" the new introductory prefix?
Bitch, I'm Sir_Spicious.
Apparently.
Drunk. Shall now take my leave.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 1:40, Share, Reply)
^That^
Is what happens when you surround yourself with people to frightened of you to tell you what a stupid fucking idea it is.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 6:52, Share, Reply)
Is what happens when you surround yourself with people to frightened of you to tell you what a stupid fucking idea it is.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 6:52, Share, Reply)
30 years on and I still don't forgive her for the hand of god
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 7:21, Share, Reply)
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She's normally good at mimicking what tends to be commercially popular, i think her age is showing though as she's completely missed the boat on this one.
Her kids must be really fucking embarrassed.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:55, Share, Reply)
Her kids must be really fucking embarrassed.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 8:55, Share, Reply)
Not until they've came up with another 4 albums for her, by the sounds of it.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:42, Share, Reply)
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I lasted 1 minute and 39 seconds*.
This must surely be some kind of record.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:32, Share, Reply)
This must surely be some kind of record.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:32, Share, Reply)
As if you don't know you tease.
I'll be waiting for you up against the bins behind Poundland as usual.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:57, Share, Reply)
I'll be waiting for you up against the bins behind Poundland as usual.
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 9:57, Share, Reply)
Cheers for the NSFW
I don't have to contend with this mess now
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:03, Share, Reply)
I don't have to contend with this mess now
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:03, Share, Reply)
yeah I know
I'm in an office and folks are wandering past my desk as two half naked ladies are in a bath.
fuck sake
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:46, Share, Reply)
I'm in an office and folks are wandering past my desk as two half naked ladies are in a bath.
fuck sake
( , Thu 25 Jun 2015, 11:46, Share, Reply)
Andrea Diprè feat. Sara Tommasi - NEL MIO PRIVÉ (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
NSFW
I have no idea... Weird shit.
Marked nsfw due to drug use maybe
( , Wed 24 Jun 2015, 23:44, Share, Reply)
I have no idea... Weird shit.
Marked nsfw due to drug use maybe
( , Wed 24 Jun 2015, 23:44, Share, Reply)
Is this the Spanish President?
I like what he stands for.
www.google.co.uk/search?q=spanish+president&rlz=1C1PRFC_enGB626GB626&espv=2&biw=1440&bih=799&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=QDWLVfCCEcmw7AaX65iADw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#imgrc=qIiKv63Nj1kBoM%253A%3Bb4XdjEs2JULdfM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww3.pictures.zimbio.com%252Fgi%252FKing%252BJuan%252BCarlos%252BSpain%252BReceives%252BPresident%252BG7RtaW4qAA4l.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.zimbio.com%252Fpictures%252FP_92TBxV_wS%252FKing%252BJuan%252BCarlos%252BSpain%252BReceives%252BPresident%252FG7RtaW4qAA4%3B432%3B594
( , Wed 24 Jun 2015, 23:56, Share, Reply)
I like what he stands for.
www.google.co.uk/search?q=spanish+president&rlz=1C1PRFC_enGB626GB626&espv=2&biw=1440&bih=799&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=QDWLVfCCEcmw7AaX65iADw&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#imgrc=qIiKv63Nj1kBoM%253A%3Bb4XdjEs2JULdfM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww3.pictures.zimbio.com%252Fgi%252FKing%252BJuan%252BCarlos%252BSpain%252BReceives%252BPresident%252BG7RtaW4qAA4l.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.zimbio.com%252Fpictures%252FP_92TBxV_wS%252FKing%252BJuan%252BCarlos%252BSpain%252BReceives%252BPresident%252FG7RtaW4qAA4%3B432%3B594
( , Wed 24 Jun 2015, 23:56, Share, Reply)
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