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This is a link post Japan Grossology exhibition NSFW
NSFW but family fun at the Saitama Museum with an exhibit about the science of impolite body functions, e.g., snot, runny noses, farts and evacuation. I expect it will tour widely, eventually to meet up with Paul McCarthy's inflatable Christmas tree.


 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:05, Reply)
This is a link post 46 Inch Jump
WTF's going on here, I can't find any fakery, but he seems to float for a split second.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Supergake

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Newton's third law
With the arms swinging? The force of the arms going down 'pushes' (and I use the term in the relative sense) his body up.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post play it at slow speed
looks all wrong
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post 0:17 you can see the flash of the carabiner at the top of his track pants which is presumably attached to a cable.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone knows
NASA faked the jump landings
 (Ozymandiarse I wish I were mahogany, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 11:51, Reply)
This is a link post what better way to celebrate?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post USA NUMBER 1 etc

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I went to the place where this was filmed a few years ago.
Seward is one of the most amazing places i've ever been to. Stunning scenery (apart from the super max prison on the other side of the bay) and amazing wildlife. On a two hour boat trip i saw wales, orcas, bears, sea lions, a bald eagle eating the corpse of another bald eagle and my highlight, two mountain goats having sexy time.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok.
Now let's have your review of Jedward.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Jedward's last album of Compton underground hip hop covers
was hugely underrated. I guess their time on xfactor and crap tv did them no favours so most people didn't even listen to the album and wrote it off assuming it would be dreadful. OK it's not a classic but it is interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok.
How about a review of a good duvet cover?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post joking aside
i've always wanted to sew together a superman and supergirl duvet cover. The only things stopping me are the lack of supergirl duvet covers, the fact i can't sew and my wife who said it was fucking stupid idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Sew your wife onto a duvet cover.
When she complains, tell her she's supergirl.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post a Yank watching wildlife instead of shooting at it?
rare
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:46, Reply)
This is a link post This is actually really cool
I know I've been down on Jpop cos its weird paedo stuff but I heard this and its actually really cheerful. Srsly. You should check it out!
(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post No sound at work.
Is that Dempagumi.inc? They are ace. Thanks, Pissflaps.
Thissflaps.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't like the bit where none of them are wearing knee socks

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it playing at the right speed or is the studio full of helium?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Given that the visuals seem to be playing at double-speed
I just assumed the audio was too.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post without clicking
that's Dempagumi.

spam spam spam spam www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/colin-mcquistan/dempagumi-_b_7888394.html
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew you'd fucking like this shit.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post its too pop for me
I can see the way the songs are written are complex but the vocals and production are too much
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Is all Jpop
like kids TV?

actually, most pop is like kids TV.
carry on Mr. Flappy piss
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post No, most jpop is like most pop
It's shite. In this case, S Club 7 made wankable because you don't understand how trite the shite they're singing actually is. And there's not the not-at-all-homosexual-chic bloke to put you off, either.

Here's some acid mothers temple. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTyFs2HZuqM
 (m.auron, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post "because you don't understand how trite the shite they're singing actually is"
Sorry we don't have the incredible analytical powers you clearly possess...

Having said that, it sounds like over-produced, over-compressed shite to me. Just pointing out you sounding like a right condescending twat here (which I'm sure you're not, really).
 (I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ..sounding like...
*adopts most condescending tone possible* ...he probably fits in perfectly then?



Also. Definitely shite.

Memorising and hypnotic. But still shite.

It's the musical mental equivalent of a bad tattoo.

.
 (Minuteman Jeremiah 51:20, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post that's the sort of song you accidentally select on Dance Dance Revolution instead of "Rio" by Duran Duran
and get laughed at while you frantically flail around trying to keep to the beat before falling off and knocking yourself out on an air hockey table
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Every Thursday.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post If they were Samurai, they'd be......
The Splice Girls!!
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I checked it out
What a load of shit
 (I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Sun 9 Aug 2015, 6:09, Reply)
This is a link post Need to cook a tin of ravioli but don't have access to a hob or camping stove?
Then use a volcano.
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer mine medium-rare.

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Waiter...
...there's some igneous rock in my pasta.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post what will archaeologists of the future think?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post 'In 2015 people still believed they could placate the Gods with tinned ravioli offerings.'
This is what their AI brain will tell them with 99% confidence.
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post A metaphor fort life on the tube.

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Cans used to be made of sterner stuff
This one time our mate put a catering size tin of baked beans on the bonfire, and after a while someone asked 'what did you use to make holes in it?' and he said 'what holes', ... just before the world became full of molten baked beans.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:09, Reply)
This is a link post Dartmoor time-lapse
Awesome time-lapse of Dartmoor. Shot just round the corner from where I live.
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely stuff
Want to get down there sometime for the night sky. Is it designated an official dark sky park?
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think so
Exmoor is, but I don't think Dartmoor is listed. The skies are pretty dark though.
 (I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Only place outside of Scotland
that you can wild camp legally
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Exmoor or Dartmoor?

(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 7 Aug 2015, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I know Kielder is, but it's at a different end of the country.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You wanna move to Alsace mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
and drink cheap lager from small glass bottles.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you recommend a good spot in the Alsace?
I'm not far from there and I'm looking for a spot to watch the Perseids next week
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Three minutes of Ken Burns Effect, and that's about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks pretty faked to me.

(DOCTOR FUCK your friend and colleague, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
Time-lapse vids with moving camera are irksome.
 (loci, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 18:29, Reply)
This is a link post The horror!

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post A sole

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Heel get his money back.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure they'll cobble a few quid together.

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post R Sole

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Arch criminal.

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:10, Reply)
This is a link post Anyone going the beach this year? NSFW
Reminds me of the final scenes of Terminator 2

NSFW because of woman's bikini vs wave action
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post is this spot the drowning person again?

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post i take it its already bindun then?
buggers
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post He's talking about something else
i thought that was funny. How pissed were they?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post even her skin looked pissed...
and her hair.. and the bloke trying to help her.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That 'should' have been tagged 'NSFE'
Not Suitable For Eyes.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The power of Sangria, and a night on the tiles with Marcos the waiter.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "The eternal struggle"

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post From hell's heart I stab at thee, for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Any longer and Greenpeace would have arrived to shove her out to sea

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Linky broken

(I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:13, Reply)
This is a link post RIP Arfur

(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that

Karl Pilkington in the preview pic?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post no. it's definitely chris froome.

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Right you are!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:29, Reply)
This is a link post Need help identifying this music
1st video down, 30s clip with just music, titled "Long queues built up at bus stops outside Victoria, Kings Cross and Paddington stations". I thought it was "titch" by neds atomic dustbin at first but it ain'tn't

edit: first person to correctly identify gets a dairylea triangle and a finger of fudge
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post You tried Shazam didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post yup
it says it can't hear the music... with phone right next to speaker
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like generic bbc incidental music to me

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post aye, probs is

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You're saying that like that's a bad thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Most probably
This guy www.davidlowe.co.uk

he does a lot of BBC work.
 (Uncle Albert, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post god that stuffs tediously bland
but thanks. Unfortunately I've just eaten the dairylea triangle and have done unmentionable things to the finger of fudge. You're welcome to it, but you might have to wait a bit until it re-emerges.
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That's;
Plinky-plinky Plonk-plonk : By 'Hipster Wank'.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Sound hound though it was this....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2346WuZJN5o

it's wrong however but thought I'd post it anyway incase it's of interest.
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
It might be library music such as produced by Focus Music www.focusmusic.com/music.php e.g. search for 'Masterchef' and you'll hear some eerily familiar sounds from their incidental spots.

I love the pragmatic way they describe the tracks "steeply ascending strings rising to dramatic beats". Actually a great resource if you make a lot of business vids (and have a budget).
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I recognise that!
I want to say Wedding Present but I don't think so.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 21:35, Reply)
This is a link post Musicless Kirk vs Gorn
GC says no.
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The original inspiration for all Jason Bourne fight sequences

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Gorn definitely sounds like the aliens in Mars Attacks
Ak ak ak. Very funny though.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 19:53, Reply)
This is a link post Gordon the Junkie

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post AKA 'Glasgow Gordon'

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Typical porridge wog.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:27, Reply)
This is a link post A Strange Woman Walking On Mars
A strange woman found walking on Mars. With skull painting on rock (possibly 'we are going to kill you all' sign). House, track and manhole.


WAKEUPS SHEEPLEZ!!!!!
(Spin Its a thing., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Ed Miliband!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Better tits.

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post me?

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post She'd better watch out for the giant spider crab.

(I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post At first I thought it must be a martian.
Then I remembered there aren't any martians.

But then I thought it must be the GHOST of a martian.

And that seemed to make sense, so I'm sticking with that.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Martian goat?

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
It is clearly a ghost of a Martian goat! ffs!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the face of Jebus!
But with tits!
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Even if it was Aliens.
We'd fuck them off as they'd have no right to be here.
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmmm, space bewbs :)
No footprints though. She must be hovering using some kind of advanced vag-mo propulsion system.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post it's probably to promote 'Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Mars'

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Enhance!

(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:23, Reply)
This is a link post Any cricket fans here?

We're pasting them!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You're pasting the cricket fans?
Seems a tad harsh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm now dying for a piss but don't want to go as i'll miss another wicket
my coffee cup is looking very tempting
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Will they make it to lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, I was thinking about listening to it at lunch. wish I'd started earlier!
60 all out is a total humiliation.

Edit: Australia's top scorer was "Extras"
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't Noballs get to bat then?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Well we've got a couple of runs
Time to declare and put them back in.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Useful graphic from BBC sport


(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's that Stokes catch
www.skysports.com/cricket/news/12040/9938385/ben-stokes-takes-sensational-ashes-catch-to-remove-adam-voges
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That buffers so much
I cant even see it.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post TMS has been extremely entertaining today

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm a full on cricket tragic (is that still what the kids say?)
Brilliant day. Some Aussie cunt-kicking and no mistake.

If you're not into cricket, but like films exposing corrupt political administrations, I suggest you see Death Of A Gentleman (only at the pics at the mo, limited release). It's a documentary that starts as a cricket film and ends up as an investigation into, and exposure of, a systemic desire to get rich while disenfranchising anyone it sees as not providing value.

The BFI described it as "Rousing, Powerful, Persuasive and Gripping". I've seen Tabs use that line in the third person.

Cricket is the second richest sport in the world, yet its corruption barely registers in the Western world.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 7 Aug 2015, 0:37, Reply)
This is a link post Song of the Summer!
a bit like Laura marling
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me a lot of transition-era Beatles
and you're in luck, because almost everyone here is a Beatles fan.
 (I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Carry on....
*readies trebuchet full of liquid shit and offal*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I love the Beatles
I also like: Stewart Lee, The Rolling Stones, Top Gear and think The Wire is dreary waste of time. There, that's got it covered!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Limmy

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously Limmy is shit
I do have some standards.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post You wrong un.
Still makes me laugh
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post this was part of the Arena special back in the day
I have this album!
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 12:38, Reply)
This is a link post Breathe IN everybody........relax...... NSFW
Finally, somebody took the piss outta one of these :-)
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post my missus did hypnobirthing
can't recommend it enough
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
On monday my wife did hypnobirthing (baby girl, thank you very much). For 4 hours I watched her in so much pain that I honestly thought she might die. Its bollocks. Either you have an easy birth and/or can handle that shit, or you can't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post congrats
I don't think there's an easy birth. there are short labours and long or complicated ones. The thinking is the more relaxed you are physically and mentally (in spite of the pain) the more likely it will be over quickly.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Like when you do a massive Saturday morning shit.
Congratullamations, Russ!
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 6 Aug 2015, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure there's a market for hypnoshitting
could be dangerous: what if I say a word that stimulates your subconscious to relax your bowels when you're wandering around TK Maxx? eh? eh?
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 7 Aug 2015, 21:10, Reply)
This is a link post New anglerfish discovered

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This is a normal post A face only a mother could love

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't want that in my bath

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 11:09, Reply)
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 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post A Tabs special

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This is a link post Football manager 2015 run in sim mode for 1000 in game years.
One for the stats geeks. Someone documented 1000 years of the football pyramid from football manager after it was left to run. York city managed not to win a game in the Johnsons Paint trophy for 196 years. So it's pretty accurate.... :/
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 6 Aug 2015, 10:39, Reply)

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