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This is a link post I'll just leave this here....
GC be damned.
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post great

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone yesterday recommended the Rubber Bandits. i'd heard of them, but never seen any of their work.
Loved this though (and I know I'm going to get some funny looks at work tomorrow when I start singing "Fly away spastic hawk")
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post If you've not seen 'Horse Outside' yet it's rather silly
And just as much of an earworm as Spastic Hawk.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Dad's Best Friend is amazing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYgPznBrjiA
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post The vocal reminds me of Phil Collins

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you so much for posting this
I really love it. love it love it love it
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 5 Jul 2016, 23:15, Reply)
This is a link post Headline of the day goes to...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
wtf kind if idiot is this guy?
'Wali Yaqub was the brains behind The Oasis Lounge, an overcrowded shisha bar with no working smoke alarm and highly flammable barrels of diesel, rubbish bags and cardboard boxes blocking the exit.'
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post man with a plan

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 21:55, Reply)
This is a link post Liquid Insects
Some lovely Dadtronica
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post are you a cousin of jon?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Who?

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post ronofthejon

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on. Is this an entry for Bad Song Tuesday, or not.
Can't tell.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post
F.S.O.L. ;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, I'm a dad and I've got this at home
Great product marketing
 (plankton, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 15:36, Reply)
This is a link post Ken Clarke giving his views off camera on the tory party pm candidates
Looks exactly like his Spitting Image puppet!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Clarke taking one for the team?

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't they melt all those puppets down?
Ah yes, now I'm seeing it...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems a bit unfair, if this was meant to be a candid, off-the-record chat.
As far as Tory cunts go Clarke is as cuntish as any ... but at least he can be pretty funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not cuntish at all
Literally no-one except you thinks Ken CLarke is cuntish.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he's cuntish
[edit]
In fact drop the "ish".
He's a cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to agree with you that he's not a cunt.
Then i noticed there's a bit of a consensus on here that he's not a cunt, so i'm going to say he's a cunt just to be different, because that's what i do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
a little innocent chat, off the record, in the studio of a news channel full of cameras, whilst wearing a microphone.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 7:53, Reply)
This is a normal post i like him
i'm ignorant of what he's done for the country (good or bad). but i like him
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post someone of his experience would know not to talk candidly when wearing a mike.
I say this was very deliberate.

Also is he still working for British American Tobacco selling fags?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post So you go and picket your local nisa do you?

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure what comparison your making there....
If you don't know about ken, BAT, fags shipped "duty not paid" i.e smuggled into 3rd world countries whilst he was employed by the state as M.P and minister without portfolio.

I suggest you read up on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I would but emmerdale's on now

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
Scum attacking scum - always fun to see.
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He has obviously had a good lunch and looks like a pile of shit.
Pied eyed.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 22:58, Reply)
This is a link post Bad song entry
Though I like it very much tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvellously astoundingly shite.
Result!
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post ...fleas on rats...fleas on rats

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:06, Reply)
This is a link post Stab In the Dark
Satire from 1993 starring David Baddiel and... er.... that other bloke.
(skip to 4.45 for the other bloke)

(Sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post stealing money from Ecuador
what a legend
 (Melatonin, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Govetastic!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:40, Reply)
This is a link post Terrible song/promo Tuesday

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:28, Reply)
This is a normal post this is very terrible

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
Wow, this actually reeks of desperation, how many boxes has she tried to tick in one song? Either it's desperation i can smell or her rotten, fetid clunge after how much she must have had to give out for this to even exist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post or
they paid her really well
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
I guess that way she'd get to keep her dignity.

Oh, wait a minute...
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Says Mr. Dignity himself!
No dignity, no doubt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KL9mRus19o
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I really like the lighting on that Diggity vid

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post This was my first taste of hip-hop as a nipper.
And these days the genre is represented by acts such as 'Fetty Wap'. Its depressing.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Fetty Wap?
Is that really an artist? Sounds more like a bit of manual relief with a really sweaty hand. A dirty sweaty hand where the grime pills off as you rub.
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post thanks but, no thanks

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post This is so terrible I had tried to forget it
Nothing redeeming, sucks of desperation and bad beyond words. Hope she spits her dentures out in old age when a granddaughter texts it in 3d to her rest home.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the dubstep bit.
(I don't really)
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I like a bit of dubstep when done with talent
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbIEamupKLw
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
This doesn't even exist..i deleted it from my memory.
All ten seconds of it that i managed to put up with.
 (Sherbs, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 0:26, Reply)
This is a link post Bad Song Bee Gees

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like a spaniel eating a piano.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I showed it to my spawn, who was aghast. When I told him he was a twin he said, "that explains it, he got robbed of placenta."

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post great song

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
this is a decent song
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Love the wee smile from the drummer at 0:48
Not that he's having a wee.
But you never can tell.
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe that is his "come hither" look.
Did you come, Hither?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post A little wee in the pants is not wrong
Comforting.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, no
this song is fantastic. also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKDo6g4CCeU
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Guy at 1:39
Looks like John Bishop!

I didn't think the song was too bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:26, Reply)
This is a link post Bad songs, you say?
As glassy as a cock could be, still a stone-cold classic.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Hell

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3OUcM9cL1U
yay... i found this again!
 (swank, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you, Kubrick, fuck you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post If that was performed by Jethro Tull it'd be fucking incredible.
The video is something else though...
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You don't even have the luxury of muting it and enjoying a bit of tottie in the video.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon you're winning so far.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
not bad!
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The song's not that shit...
...but the video, oh, the video.....

kill it with fire
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:04, Reply)
This is a link post Bad Song Birth Day

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post peculiar language

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's Scouse.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post This old chestnut!
Love this song!
 (ThisIsMyRealName, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, each to his own,
but I rather loved that!

If it's not German then it's closely related 'cos even I recognised some of the animals as their German names.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeh sounds like German, but might be Austrian

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Would, would and would

(mersault, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post *points to old sock*

(I helped save b3ta! Cock, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 2:08, Reply)
This is a normal post incase anyone was interested
Lyrics

The radio is a chick. The radio is a chick.
And the chick beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The little chicks beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The little chicks beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The radio is a hen. The radio is a hen.
And makes Goak. And the chick beeps.
The little chicks beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The little chicks beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The radio is a rooster. The radio is a rooster.
Makes Kikeriki. And the hen Goak.
And the chick beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The little chicks beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The radio is a turkey. The radio is a turkey.
Makes Gugelugu. The Gockel Kirekiki.
And the hen Goak. And the chick beeps.
The little chicks beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The radio is a dove. The radio is a dove.
And makes Gurr. The turkey gugelugu.
The Gockel Kikeriki. And the hen Goak.
And the chick beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The little chicks beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The radio is a cat. The radio is a cat.
The turkey gugelugu. The Gockel Kikeriki.
And the hen Goak. And the chick beeps.
The little chicks beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The radio is a dog. The radio is a dog.
Makes WauWau. The cat meow.
Pigeon and Gurr. The turkey Gugelugu.
The Gockel Kirekiki. And the hen Goak.
And the chick beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The little chicks beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The radio is a sheep. The radio is a sheep.
And that makes Määh. And the dog WauWau.
And the cat meow. Pigeon and Gurr.
The turkey Gugelugu. The Gockel Kikeriki.
And the hen Goak. And the chick beeps.
The little chicks beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The radio is a goat. The radio is a goat.
And makes Bääh. The sheep makes Määh.
And the dog WauWau. And the cat meow.
Pigeon and Gurr. The turkey Gugelugu.
The Gockel Kirekiki. And the hen Goak.
And the chick beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The little chicks beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The radio is a cow. The radio is a cow.
And makes Mooo. The goat Bääh.
The sheep makes Määh. And the dog WauWau.
And the cat meow. Pigeon and Gurr.
The turkey Gugelugu. The Gockel Kirekiki.
And the hen Goak. And the chick beeps.
The little chicks beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The little chicks beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The radio is a bull. The radio is a bull.
And makes Bruuu. The cow makes Mooo.
The goat Bääh. The sheep makes Määh.
The dog WauWau. And the cat meow.
Pigeon and Gurr. The turkey Gugelugu.
The Gockel Kikeriki. And the hen Goak.
And the chick beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The little chicks beeps. The little chicks beeps.
The radio is an executor. The radio is an executor.
And makes the hum. The executor does hum.
The executor does hum.
And the chicks .... ohoh!
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 7 Jul 2016, 10:52, Reply)
This is a link post As part of my candles day celebrations I went looking for songs
Bad songs

Here's a bad song. Maybe you can post a bad song too?
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post
looking for songs for a wank.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Can't beat a birthday misery wank
Apparently
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Just a typical Tuesday for Col.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post One man's meat is another man's poison.
You may struggle to get agreement on what is a bad song. Personally I didn't like the song you posted, but that's not to say it was bad.

All that Babymetal shite on the other hand...
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, and on your special day too!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post /\ Backs Varmint /\

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Dreadful waste of milk... and video... and sound... etc

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Everything about this and everyone in it is vile.
Where are ISIS when you need them?
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably down the mosque...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Adverts for the Milk Marketing Board have certainly come on since I were a lad

(MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post BOBFOC

(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:09, Reply)
This is a link post Star Wars Jedi Training I made this!
We were invited to make a short video about anything for an internal film festival.
I decided to do a bit of the ole Star Wars.
(Kie77, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post What's your favourite internal film?
I think you have to go a long way to beat On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more fisting.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:20, Reply)
This is a link post Red Copper Pan Dub
Contains some swearies.
(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Well below par.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:02, Reply)
This is a link post Another museum of bad art
The idea of finding and displaying "bad art" seems to be spreading - first one I knew of was MOBA in the Boston, Massachusetts area ( www.museumofbadart.org/ ) but this upstart collection in the San Francisco Bay area has some real winners! The descriptions are "best guesses" by the curators.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen worse.
I was up in Lincoln a while ago and the Cathedral had degree students fine art and illustration work on display. shockingly bad.


TJ: holy crap, the gallery Abominate is still online!
www.jackals-forge.com/abom.html :D

 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 15:25, Reply)
This is a link post Get your chequebooks out
The Red Bull/Aston Martin road car has just been unveiled. I want one.

 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice car, bold headlamps (remind me of black eye though)
yet it doesn't look very astonish to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a Huayra on a severe weight-loss program to me
At least from the side.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post All I want is a Mitsubishi
J2M Raiden, it goes faster.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I grimace when I hit a pot hole
in my shitty golf... this is a silly car for Uk roads.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet it'd be an absolute horror to park in Morrisons too.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The golf has an awful ride
Especially if you have one of the sporty models (Eg GTI). It's made for German roads and ours are shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of them are yet to be repaired after the Blitz
Judging form the size of the holes.
Bloody forrins, coming over here with their J88's and fucking up our roads.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm pretty sure you are forrin *squints eyes*.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post By Jove, what would make you even begin to ponder about entertaining such a silly thought?
"Gives lit Gauloise to baby, baby puffs away while listening to Jean Paul Sartre's soothing existentialist ponderings"
My dear sir, I'm most off put by such asinine allegations.
"Hesitates between between Bordeaux and Borgogne for the baby's bottle"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post ...are you nibbling on an onion?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post An onion? of course not, it's an échalote.
Dang, busted, blast you uneditable subject line!!!
Would I be still allowed in the village green club house if I said that aforementioned shallot was enjoyed with scones and properly made tea?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Finding actual Englishman here would be a start.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Here's a fresh evo video of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs8mvvccgg
 (pahakyy, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post S
Lose the S
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post She's a beaut. Trouble is with this type of car...
Millions are spent but people never look on with admiration, they just think the driver's a tit with a teeny hampton.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:02, Reply)
This is a link post My kind of Nutter.
Living room Gameboy.
(clunk, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather impressive.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post DEMON SEED¬!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post you should see his frozen body pieces collection though

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh wow! So simple but so fucking complex.
It makes my LED clocks and light projects look silly ;)
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post whoa
"genius who can't play tetris"
 (whosebooze, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that
He is shit at Tetris
 (Sherbs, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 10:32, Reply)
This is a link post The Tory leadership election is a sort of X Factor for choosing the antichrist
The essential Frankie Boyle on the Guardian
 (groovy100, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope his opinion is the same as mine, if it isn't he's fucking wrong.
And so are you.

If his opinion isn't the same as mine i'm holding you responsible for all he says and will treat this as if you wrote the article, so i hope you can back up any 'facts' in it.

Racist, or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post stephen crabb is 100 percent gay
anyone who is that "anti-gay" is a gay... it's just so obvious.

mark my words a bumming scandal is on the way!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post This.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a lot easier now days
they don't have to go down to the heath, they can just wank on tinternet...

apparently.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a fucking shit gaydar, but he is as gay from space.
Never mind hearing him talk or crazy religious "ex-gay" shite, that elaborate-beard-in-place-of-a-jawline is a massive giveaway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Can we trust you in the hour of space gays invasion though?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Teresa May tops and Crabb pulls out
you could tell by the beard
 (I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I liken it to the Skeksis in The Dark Crystal

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 14:10, Reply)
This is a link post UKIP dude takes to periscope to voice his opinions on something or other
Buthis mic is not working. Then he manages to get it working but then periscope commenters tell him it still isnt working for a laugh

and it gets better after that
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post erm ma gawd the first day ive ever been around for candles day!

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Woohoo, candles!

(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Merry candles!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Colmdles!!1!
Yeah, okay, that's bit of a stretch.
Happy B3taday!
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles
Me too!
 (ccc, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm afraid that due to the unique way dates are calculated around here
You'll have to wait until next year to burn us all to fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Candlenacht greetings!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent!
And happy candles to you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post haha yeah proper lols here :D

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 5 Jul 2016, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Yo candles!
It he stole that act from Norman Collier.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTVNQpMM8k
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hilarity ensued!
Very funny stuff. He left himself wide open to that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post CANKLES

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post happy celebration day

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles!!!
I'm sure you'll end up eating them :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I intend to flood the board with babymetal videos

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent, that's me off then...

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
"There’s A Secret Way Of Eating Bread That You Need To Know About"
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I noticed that too.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 17:42, Reply)
This is a link post Does anybody here claim this one?
Nice motion!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 6:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm afraid he is dead.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It certainly does look like one of his
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Eh, I'm talking about the dibs on the subject :(

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ABVH is a Serbian chap and his artwork is superb

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks - his tag was not very legible...
madebyabvh.tumblr.com
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 15:40, Reply)
This is a link post Ziggy magazine.
I can't believe this is the first I'm hearing of this! I'm only 35 so this was definitely before my time so to speak, but I was still very much aware of Viz, Oink!, Acne, etc. But this is a new one to me, and looks fucking brilliant!
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 0:41, Reply)
This is a normal post And the reason Viz is still around is because it was/is actually funny
The others were utter drivel...
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 5 Jul 2016, 2:46, Reply)

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