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This is a link post Thai B3ta Bash Photos

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, why should they escape the draft?
Surely for equal rights they should be demanding their right to be shot at!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 21:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is a natural result from spending One Night in Bangkok

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post The queens THEY used would not excite you.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh? I think we could Thai one on.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, not going to click that link.
Two public registers are quite enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 22:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are Gary Glitter. AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, he has much better fashion sense than I do.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ladyboys most welcome

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fighting for Queen and Country?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post They don't like it up em!
Oh, hang on.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Nightingales Episode 1
Surreal, very funny, lost to the mists of time; almost.
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace series!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loved that series!
There's nobody here but us chickens!

Did you get my fish and chips?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loved it when it was originally broadcast.
I managed to obtain VHS rips of all the episodes a few years ago and have just bought the 2 DVD set off eBay.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 0:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post sniff
..and there was me thinking I'd have nowt to watch today. Ta!
 (slippers4xmas, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Live global map of all terrorist attacks.
To take your mind off brexit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post A lot of those don't count: it's only terrorism if it happens in a nice country.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post and perpetrated by brown skinned men who may or may not subscribe to the teachings of the Islamic faith

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post The IRA and UDF have converted?
Strange days indeed
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to hear your definition of nice

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was hoping someone would bite, and have given this some thought.
I'm going with Western Europe (the geographical land mass, not the evil political entity that is the EU) most of Eastern Europe that borders Western Europe, definitely not Turkey though, with their porous border with Syria. North America, but not Mexico obviously because the narcos are loco. Australia, even though they're gobby, New Zealand and Japan. Yeah, I think that's it. Iceland counts as Western Europe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
^ Hasn't been to Gibraltar
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's wrong with Gibraltar?
Best of all the tax havens!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't, no. I'm told it's full of chavs.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post S'all right. My boss lives there, have to visit every couple of months.
It's a bit like britain in the sun, only with more Spanish speakers, monkeys and Jews. There's also dog shit everywhere.

Booze is cheap though and there is no VAT on anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds delightful. Sign me up for a time share.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope you got deep pockets, property prices are sky high there.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, but that's the beauty of a time share.
You sound like a savvy chap. I've got an amazing investment opportunity just for you. It is NOT a pyramid scheme. Gaz me for more info.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, it's a plain ponzi.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comprehensive
But I might include honourable mentions for Columbia, South Korea, Israel, Tunisia, Russia.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post South Korea was a regrettable omission.
Although Israel is the only civilised liberal democracy in the Middle East, they do have, ahem, their problems. Colombia? I'm told kidnapping and murder are banal quotidian events in Bogota.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're turning it around
Only half decent government in South America, headed by a Nobel-winning all-round good guy. May not qualify for your top tier quite yet, I admit.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woweeee a Nobel Prize winner?
It's not like they ever get dished out to undeserving cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obama? Who?

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cordell Hull, Henry Kissinger, the bloke who invented the lobotomy, Yasser Arar
fat, do you remember when the EU won the peace prize? Hasn't stopped the terrorism has it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comprehensive
But I might include an honourable mention for Malala, who contributed to world peace by getting shot in the head by Islamists and then reading things written by her father about how Islam is a religion of peace.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 4 Apr 2017, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post The reason she was targeted was
because some BBC World Service moron thought it would be a good idea to give her a regular slot as an advocate for women's education and failed to take into account her safety in a region where some people are more than a little opposed to this terrible liberal Western idea. Still she's left that uncivilised shithole and brought her religion of peace with her and is now greatly contributing to the vibrancy and diversity of this country.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair to the BBC when she was doing her blog with them she used a pseudonym.
It was the NYT that did a documentary putting her into the limelight.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
Noun: nice [nIs]
A biscuit that fails to deliver on the promise written on it
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is only 2017, not all terrorist attacks.
And I am offended that the website uses the word "Niger" so carelessly.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a link post never mind Gibraltar
Apparently it took 4 years to negotiate euro clearing last time
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough, I assume we could respond like for like with Sterling and the US with the Dollar if they don't already?
Also I know it's probably a bad thing for the UK but I just can't find any sympathy for bankers or city types.

On the bright side if they all fuck off the price of a pint in central London should go down.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's the back office staff that'll lose their jobs not the "bankers"
who are (in the public's eye) the blue bloods
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well thats a shame, because they all came out in force when manufacturing jobs were being shed left right and centre because of a over valued pound.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's rather simplistic

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post where do you get this idea that the pound is over valued?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you are in the business of exporting goods or services
and the only reason that people aren't buying your goods or services is that they can get them cheaper elsewhere, on a subjective level, your currency is overvalued. When it becomes widespread among exporters that this is the case, objectively your currency is overvalued.
www.amazon.co.uk/Economics-Dummies-Peter-Antonioni/dp/0470973250
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah?
Well if it's over valued I'll give you 90p each for all your quids.

Fair's fair.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post well no, because 'elsewhere' might well have (usually does have) lower costs or higher productivity or both

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes Benny, that's exactly the point.
An economy that has higher costs (especially labour costs) than another will have a currency that is overvalued in comparison to the lower cost economy. This is super fucking basic macro economics. Have you ever read the business pages in a newspaper in your entire life?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're right, I have no idea what you're talking about
Thanks for playing though
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure you have any idea about anything Benny.
But this doesn't stop you constantly spouting inane bollocks. Tragically you have the vote too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bankers, risk managers, compliance officers...
We are going to be 100,000 cunts lighter!

This is brilliant news!! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post who can we blame for this one that isnt us?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuckin' newts

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post They invented it!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post shitty magnets?

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post the referendum thing? nothing to do with real people

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 4 Apr 2017, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's very generous of the European Central Bank to let Merkel always pull up to their table and enjoy the free nibbles.
It's not like a head of one specific state is somehow dictating the actions of an entirely independent Europe-wide institution or anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was very kind to help out the Greeks too when they had that spot of trouble too.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Euro fate decided on European soil?
We were never in the fucking Euro! Euro fate decided on neutral soil. London for example.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Rick and Morty Season 3 Episode *Braap* 1 mother fuckers! NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Fuck Tammy
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spoilers in the comments section of that link everyone

(dyllon nice beaver., Tue 4 Apr 2017, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spoilers, he's still in the simulation.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shut up Jerry

(dyllon nice beaver., Tue 4 Apr 2017, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have heard much talk of Rick and Morty.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I too had heard much about it but thought it was just another kidult cartoon.
Got bored and gave it a go and found it's really well written.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
It takes a few episodes to find it's feet, and then it just gets better and better.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is relevent to my interests.
Although I watched it days ago.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post AAAAAAA!
Also, recommended next

"Those Royal Red Haired People"
ThuleanPerspective also known as Varg Vikerness chanel O_o
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very happy to see the direction they're going in viz. Gerry.
Still hoping that we'll see a return of Evil Morty in this series.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dwayne-O Johnson, haha
Seriously though that film looks shite.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd rather
Peel the soles of my feet with a cheese grater, then walk across a field of stinging nettles, than watch that shite.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Doc Martin remembers his past I made this!
I made this rubbish little video when I saw this clip on Doc Martin when I turned my telly on.
(kevcraven, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
*likes*
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!
Also i've been the Port Isaac and the pub from the show in the harbour, had the mussels which were very nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
I like this!
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
what a great memory to have
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Understandable.
He must have smoked more than a fair bit to have forgotten being a doctor before in that same town.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Dark Ambient Cryo Chamber LIVE stream
I know this board just loves dark ambient.
(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I certainly do

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh,
Do you?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Actually no. You're right. I don't. How do I get a refund on my click?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post ;___;

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like horses

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do they like you?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post THEY ARE MY FRIENDS

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Friends you pay to ride.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Grooming equines then?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone found mum's Robitussin stash

(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Tuesday!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That bloke needs to hurry up
and drink his fucking tea.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 15:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post and put that bloody fire out...
it's a cryo chamber - it's supposed to be cold!
 (Quantum Mechanic is taking his work back underground…, Thu 6 Apr 2017, 2:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Pure talent.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 5:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Monsieur Méthane

(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post well, I thought it was pretty good
(particularly the ducks)
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked it also.
Although it is now stuck in my head.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post click
click, click, click.

and am putting a crisp packet in the bin.
 (Tivert, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 4:02, , Reply)
This is a link post A Flying Fuck
Ronseal

Fascinating...

en.antiquitatem.com/fascinating-evil-eye-apotropaic-phallus
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 0:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post So, it is possible to literally give a flying fuck,
but you've got all the hassle of finding it in some obscure emporium.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quadcopter + huge foam dildo
Start throwing cash at your screen.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you go to Pompeii they're all over the place.
There's even some cut into the pavements to direct foreign visitors to the knocking shops.

The tacky gift shops just outside the gates have loads of them for sale too.
Which I am sure has amused many a school trip.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a link post David Bowie's apartment for sale
Includes his piano. Nice views over Central Park. Bargain.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It says it is David Bowie's piano, but didn't say it was his apartment. Do you have information that you're not sharing for some reason?
Or is this just one of your moonage daydreams?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
You silly
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
A couple of drinks, and Varmint was a fortune-teller...
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was a fortune teller and contortionist.
To my horror, I saw my own end.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Bell"
Goes just before "end".
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it is badly written English. Realtors didn't get to be where they are by having good English.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Obviously written by a young American.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post The worst kind of American.
Oh, I'm wrong, the worst are those fat diabetic easily fooled idiots on ACA who voted Trump.

Must be doing wonders to their blood pressure.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can only afford Zsa Zsa Gabor's gazebo.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bowie lived in Soho. Not midtown.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's where he lived in the 90s
www.rollingstone.com/music/news/david-bowies-former-new-york-apartment-for-sale-w474043
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post imagine living in the apartment where Bowie wrote all his worst music
'...and this is the piano on which he wrote that DnB album that no-one remembers'
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post In your opinion
Outside is a fantastic album, Strangers when we meet is easily in my top 5 Bowie singles.
Earthling (the drum n bass one) was pretty good, Little wonder's a great song, so are Telling Lies and I'm afraid of Americans.
Hours has some good tracks and Heathen won loads of awards and was regarded as a real return to form.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's shit and he looks like a tit
It's probably why he moved out, bad feng shui messing with his creative urge or something. It's cursed
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it 55 Central Park West?
Conceived by renowned architect Ivo Shandor?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very
Patrick Bateman
 (I helped save b3ta! bane, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Big Train - Police sketch artist
This popped into my head and now yours.
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great show

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post like a fat dead
japanese business man
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 8:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Happy life of Dionne quintuplets in Canada
Apparently first quintuplets to survive


 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a link post stunning animated poetry film projected on buildings
This was projected one night on buildings in sheffied
(shnookey1, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow superb stuff
:)
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it wasn't by a trully remarkable Skeletor played by Frank Langela
I would say this is much closer to what I expected from a He-Man film than what was actually done.
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Theresa May's looking good.
Not so sure about John Major though.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post My friend told me
That he was once called over to his friends' place and to let himself in as they needed his help. Turns out the guy had got his tongue stud caught in her clit ring when he was going down on her and he has to separate them. Left shortly afterwards, never to speak to them about it again...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:33, , Reply)
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WARNING - NOT A NICE STORY - A nurse friend of mine told me how a couple were brought in, naked and stuck together. Her coil had shifted and hooked itself inside his urethra. I'm told Surgery was involved. Yowzah!
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:39, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yep, sorry about that, Stays with you for life that one does
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That would make even me consider celibacy.

Jesus Christ!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post NO

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post *mallrats*
but did he come?
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post No he went.
To the cutting table.

(As an aside, I'm reading "The Price of Glory" by A.Horne about Verdun, and that urethra moment does not close to the resulst of large crudely forged artillery on soft humans, it's rare that a book makes me sufficiently sick to have to take breaks.)
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stories like this make me so bloody grateful that my girlfriend is infertile.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post If she is infertille, thusly no periods I assume...
How can you be both bloody and grateful?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post She still menstruates.
But she has PCOS which means the chances of her becoming pregnant are next to nil. We save a fortune on birth control!



...and I don't need to worry about catching my peehole on anything.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post All is fine and good then.
You too can leave the hotel bed looking like you butchered a goat in it.
I find that leaving a crudely draw pentagram with the overflow on the head board and/or ceiling is a good way for the staff not to ask questions or management demand a cleaning supplement at check out.

Edit:
Checked out PCOS, fuck, I hope she is ok, not a benign thing.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah she's all good :)
It has the handy side effect of making her slightly more masculine in all the good ways. Good at DIY, loves gory movies, mouth like a sailor and absolutely impossible to offend.
The meds stop her from growing a beard and we don't need to worry about creating hybrids of each other. Win/win!
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 5 Apr 2017, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post {8-#

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Apr 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post By potion they mean glue?
Loctite Superlube.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loctite also make speciality industrial lubricants
For your sexy time, don't confuse 4014 & 8014 for example...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they have a subdivision for selling those called Moveloos or something...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Messiah!

(I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's a very naughty boy!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post *worships*

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't believe he didn't see that coming for a second.

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post i see you :)
have a click
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oooo, they're going to be cross with him!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nailed it

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's just going to hang araound

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post They'll probably crucify him for it

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
He did nail the ceiling.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could be an advert for
Jewson.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post The orig of this is better as it has some infectious ze germans laughter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UI154IY6r8
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post So he no longer uses a bike?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now he mostly hikes.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ on a hike!

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ on a dike!
Dutch Jesus.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poked a hole in heaven.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post STOP FILMING ME

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shan't

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post We somebody didn't follow the eu regulations on religious for play.
That cross beams way to wide, doubt it's earned a CE Mark.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Chinese engineer ‘marries’ robot after failing to find a human wife
"The robot, which he named Yingying, can identify Chinese characters and images and even say a few simple words, the report said"
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post "[it can] even say a few simple words"
In next weeks news, Chinese man attempts to engineer some peace and quiet.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post A month from now it'll be caught cheating on him with the toaster.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 3 Apr 2017, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a link post GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL.2 Weird Trailer

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is simultaniously
unfunny and annoying and bloody brilliant. I'm confused.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post It would be better if it didn't make reference to so many other pop culture movies etc.

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 3 Apr 2017, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect that's the intention

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a feeling that the film will only disappoint after this genius

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 4 Apr 2017, 10:16, , Reply)

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