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This is a link post Raccoon gets inside a raccoon-proof bin in 30 seconds
Green bins were pitched to Torontonians in 2015 as raccoon-resistant
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's nothing. That old woman can get a cat in a bin in less than five seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post NEva 4GEt.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that massive bin just for food waste?
What are they eating?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post what aren't they eating?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post racoons!

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Interview I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, always a pleasure to spot you on links

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 12 Apr 2018, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! chipping sodbury, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Driving Through Broadway in 1929

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 2:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post They wore a lot of hats back then, didn't they?

(GeeFunk, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were fucked up in their turn, by fools in old-style hats and coats...

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post only one each.
that's pretty much the average these days too.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see dead people

(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post they say the neon lights haven't been invented yet
on Broadway
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
on broadwaaay
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post so many gangsters!

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post is it my imagination
or is it like 90% men wandering around? Guess the women are all at home
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a link post So bad that it's good.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 0:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do like
a good death disc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a discussion about this the other day.
There's a high percentage of Johnnies in those tunes. It's as if guys named Johnny have a death wish or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 1:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Thanks to a B3ta links post some while back I discovered this quite incredible sound
so here's a recent track which features a hammered dulcimer (no not me either)
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those dulcimers just can't stay off the sauce

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beck is looking rough.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 6:55, , Reply)
This is a link post The deepest borehole in the world is 12,262m deep and 23cm wide
Built by the Soviets but long since abandoned, it now sits welded shut in the middle of a collapsed building.
Edit - it transpires they were trying to drill through the earth's crust into the mantle. It worries me that this.... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Peigneur .... might happen somehow.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Wiki entry says it was a scientific project
"The project attempted to drill as deep as possible into the Earth's crust"

Yes, and...

"However, because of higher-than-expected temperatures at this depth and location, 180 °C (356 °F) instead of the expected 100 °C (212 °F), drilling deeper was deemed unfeasible and the drilling was stopped in 1992."

What exactly did this achieve? What did they hope to find out? The Earth gets hotter the deeper you drill. Never! Unless Russia just fancied getting into the Guinness Book of Records it seemed like a waste of time
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bureaucracy and holes don't mix:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-JVnlB7Onk
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably because America had failed to do so

(dyllon nice beaver., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post They learned that the temperature gradient was hotter than modeled

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this
It's a classic example of experiments leading to improved theories. It just so happened that the best way to find out what the deep crust is like is to actually dig for it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post But we don't have any way of drilling further
Because the drill melts above a certain temperature. So although they know the heat gradient was more than we thought we have no way of continuing to drill. Hence them sealing it up
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's simple, you just need some unobtainium.

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a waste of energy.
Edit : I suppose it's too far away from any industry or habitation.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose Kola Superdeep Borehole and Hardeep Singh Kohli are not related.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
One was capped by Russia the other was capped by India
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Singh Kohli is indeed a borehole
I had the pleasure of watching him absolutely die on his arse about 6 yrs ago
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post SiL

(dyllon nice beaver., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 14:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone needs to break in there
And shit down it.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's 180°C at the bottom
You could get the same effect by shitting in your oven.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post well, if it's for science

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 12 Apr 2018, 7:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
shit bungie
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 7:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It’s 9” wide
You’ll have to cross your arms across your chest.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Plus there's freshly-baked shit at the bottom
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the more reason to do it surely?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't think we were allowed to talk about him anymore

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Here’s how we deal with death metal fans in Scotland
‘Heavy Metal Camping Trip’ gangs awry.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bieber feverish

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post A curse on do-gooders.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post The size of the response shows how hard Tory austerity has hit the emergency services in Scotland.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were probably all parked up in the local lay-by playing Pokémon Go when the alert went out.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that what you call dogging north of the border?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D
With real dogs.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post
THIS IS THE KIND OF THING WESTMINSTER IS TRYING TO BAN
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they had the right to drag them back to the mainland
Just for having a heavy metal camping trip
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit where the emergency services put thermometers in their ears.
Checking they weren't already dead no doubt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post How the fuck will Knacker of The Yard react when he finds out about the 70000 Tonnes Of Metal festivals?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 Apr 2018, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a link post "Night on Earth - reloaded" I made this!
A short reenactment for Lighting Seminar at University ...
(rufuszofenluder no skill, no will..., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good job!
Is Verena Buratti wearing a blond wig?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. And a dress sewn by my mother ...
... not to mention the earrings and the damn Cadillac (yup, an actual Oldtimer) ...
 (rufuszofenluder no skill, no will..., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's more work went into that than first appears.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's very good that is.

(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Penises. LOL.
Well, what more do you want?
 (2X4B523P will have 2 and 1 half badgers please!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You might call this vandalism
I say that's a phallusy.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I salute this deployment of CDC as a public service
Unless you are in charge of Potholes, what's not to like?
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Might start that round here
if nothing else, it would brighten the place up.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a link post This is good interogation

(Front Office, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did everyone see his booster seat?
I only watched two minutes and twice Zuckerberg began his answer by saying "can I provide a little background?" That's textbook "let me obfuscate and prevaricate but most definitely not answer your question."
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 17:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could never get bored
Of punching his little smarmy robot face!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post the face of a middle-ranking pro snooker player

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you had to testify to a bunch of pensioners who were all vastly less intelligent than you,
while simultaneously dealing with this...


...you'd probably also pull a pretty bewildered face.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking vultures.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really? I think the cunt that invented tagging in Facebook photos deserves absolutely nothing less.
If it wasn't enough that people took photos of you at parties and barbecues and then put them online without your consent, that little cunt made sure you were identified by name as well. Cunt deserves to be stalked by the paparazzi 24/7 in perpetuity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, yes.
But the paparazzi are still fucking vultures.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post They are less than nothing in comparison Zuckerberg. He collects the photos and data of over two billion people.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't particularly feel sorry for him.
I just think that whether deserved or not, it'd be difficult to look normal under such circumstances.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Typical of you to be such a snob about a fine working class sport that requires skill beyond your comprehension.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, forgot sneering at billionaires is elitist now in the minds of the achingly stupid

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why sneer at anyone?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because we don't have the power to change legislation
which might upset billionaires who know everything about you.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does it makes you feel any better?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't even sneered yet
Just trying to let you know why people might.

Sneering is a waste of energy, most likely. But forming opinions is utterly fucking critical at this juncture in time where nobody has a political opinion.

As Katy Perry said; "I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything", lest we forget.

A sneer is an opinion manifest. Opinions inform how you think on issues. Opinions are why people get up and vote.

So I would say feeling better isn't the only outcome. Though I am sure it might be enough for some people.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does it make one feel any better?
The point is there are probably plenty of good reasons to have a pop at someone like Zuckerberg. Mocking the shape of his face is just pathetic, but it seems to be a common approach for people who hate something without the critical faculties to understand or justify why they hate it.

From what I can see, there is no shortage of political opinion in this day and age... what's missing is any kind of cogent reasoning for opinions. What he have instead are kneejerk reactions driven by classism and inverse snobbery.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, I totally get your approach
I guess my response to that is "b3ta is a peurile digital arts community" and emphasis the word I am unsure how to spell.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair enough, this isn't exactly the right forum for such seriousness.
But quality humour stems from thought and understanding of the topics at hand, and simply pointing to someone's face and making arbitrary comparisons is a bit witless.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post top marks for killing the frog there Mr Logic
As always
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glad I could help.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post You sneer at him by putting down the fine sport of snooker and its players because you are a snob.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think Benny is billiards man
Pocket billiards
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guaranteed that 90% of the folk commenting on that video still have an active Facebook account.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like!
Subscribe. Comment. Share. Ticks box marks ‘ONly MY Friends will see this’ by which I mean my friends in Ca,bridge Analytica, St Petersburg Internet Research and the Fancy Bears.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post The other 10% have a shadow profile.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post turned the one pertinent question about users not being able to delete data passed to third parties
into an easy to answer one about targeted advertising. classic strawman. He must be on b3ta
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Aztec death whistle
Stuff of nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really hate it when people qualify or try to emphasise a thing's uniqueness. Something either is unique or it isn't, and it hardly ever is unique, but nothing is ever "very unique".

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can remeber a teacher doing this rant in school
hadn't thought about it for years

merriam-webster argues it's ok
www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/very-unique-and-absolute-adjectives
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Merriam Webster is American though.
and they get almost every bit of English slightly wrong.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's interesting. Perhaps I need to reign in my snobbery a bit.
That is an American dictionary though, I said I could reign in the snobbery, I can't stop being English.
I'm not always too bad. Many people are getting annoyed with the increasingly common habit of starting a sentence with the word 'so'. Often people claim this is a nonsense because 'so' means 'therefore'. That's silly as it can mean that, but it's also a very basic emphasiser. This kebab is so tasty. It's also just a filler word, like 'well', and doesn't actually mean anything. The overuse of filler words is not wrong, but it is indicative someone who talks when they've got nothing to say.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post May I suggest that learning the difference between "rein" and "reign"
would be a good place to start.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm blaming autocorrect for that. I use 'reign' a lot on the Monarchist message board I visit daily.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oof!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's speaking his 2nd or 3rd language, so give him a break Pru
AND he probably had to learn English from Americans, the poor lad.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok. Consider my tedious criticism cheerfully withdrawn.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You nick it
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet Cortes shat his pants

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Right.
Don't want to be pedantic*, but the thing at the end with the sound of a 100 Aztecs charging towards you uses a recording of a horse stampede. Pretty sure there was a complete absence of horses or any other riding type animals in South America before the Spanish arrived, which is one of (many) reasons they got beat. Would pay good money to see a llama-based cavalry charge, however.

*clearly do
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's the sound of the Spanish charging towards them

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Llama based cavalry charge you say
** Throws money at screen **
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds a bit like Tasmanian devils:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3RjAh8PRTQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post more like the mating call of the wild Cheryl Tweedie or the rampant Katie Price

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey that is one angry beast

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bindun
https://youtu.be/zgjOSGTDoy8
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Thievery Corporation - Sound the Alarm
Just because it might be getting a tad 'sploady soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a recent thing though?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Europe's ATC have advised planes not to fly over Syria
article
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Given that Eurocontrol are currently advising airlines to avoid the area
I don’t think you can read anything into that.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 9:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Check again in a few minutes
www.flightstats.com/v2/flight-tracker/departures/DAM/2018/4/11/6
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post
There's one right now
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was you and Alistair Campbell that put together that dossier?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Putin should get a twitter account. Would they dare to deny him an account?

Twitter war is better than real war.
 (Front Office, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's got thousands of them. Get woke, man!

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Must be ash from one of the dormant volcanoes on the Golan Heights.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Which one of you etc....

(Monkee girl not a monkee, not a girl, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 7:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That'd look lovely on my mantlepiece.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a link post The town that lives under a rock
A Spanish town that has actually been built into a gorge. The Photos are weird but amazing (the Flickr link is in the article which you may want to skip once they start throwing out pun after pun)

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 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Property available at rock bottom prices?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a pretty safe pun
I would have gone a bit boulder
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 1:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just a stones throw from the beach

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 11 Apr 2018, 1:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post You took the puns
To a different strata
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 7:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post *remains stony-faced*

(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 8:08, , Reply)
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Is their global pop culture knowledge somewhat better than that of people who have been living in caves, on the moon and on Mars?
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 6:05, , Reply)
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This looks right up my strata
 (becomingbatman, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Think I've spotted an oven cooked legume from QOTW on another site NSFW
Which one of you &c.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good Lord
Drugs, eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 0:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think he's fully spangled
This would be impossible to do if urine capacitated
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Skillz

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 0:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well we've all done it
... right?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 11 Apr 2018, 1:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm doing it right now
and so is my wife.
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Wed 11 Apr 2018, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scrolling through the comments....
Someone suggested this as a follow up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcMIeyjggbM&feature=youtu.be
I thought it was very funny.
tl:dr - Comedian talks about drinking meth piss
 (themarginwalker, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was good.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was excellent
I had a wrap of mdma that I dropped in a toilet awash with piss which soaked into the wrap. Still ate it and licked the wrap.

*shudder*
 (sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a link post A big fat hen
From Limmy's home made show last week.
(Tivert, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 22:30, , Reply)
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I assume this fella won Bake Off one year or something?
 (ohidunno, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was oddly satisfying.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 11 Apr 2018, 0:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post As pop-infused chicken impressions go, it went

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck I love Limmy
Where's Mr Roborobot?
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Wed 11 Apr 2018, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Hold Me (Ca Caw Ca Caw) NSFW
'A small boy and a large bird cohabit in an unhappy relationship'
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Tour the Moon

(Front Office, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, it's well big, innit?

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 18:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post - Carl Sagan, 1975

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 10 Apr 2018, 19:51, , Reply)

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