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This is a link post Mark Zuckerberg Malfunctions at Senate Testimony
There have been many, but the force is particularly strong in this one
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
reminds me a bit of this


 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like the bum baby offspring of Jean Claude van Damme and George Saint Pierre.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Stingray outro in French
C'est tres bon.
(ohidunno, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Magnifique!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Never got what he saw in her
face like a slapped arse

Lovely song though
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post A case of 'resting bitch face'.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Apr 2018, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I coined the term PILF several years ago due to her...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post MARRRRIIIIINNAAAA MORRIS MARRIIIIIINAAAAAA
I used to sing that everytime I watched it when I were a lad. Obligatory prancing around as if you have strings on your arms as well.
 (plankton, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I shall also do this from now on

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 14 Apr 2018, 4:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Macrocephaliophiles
Weirdos.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a link post this has been a weird couple of years hasn't it

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's real

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's worth digging out the WIRED interview with Comey*
It was done during that weird gap they have in the US between Obama leaving and Trump arriving. He knew his days were numbered before he got the sack and so none of what is happening surprises me. Just cements my dislike for Trump

*Because I can't fucking find it
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post It has. Who would have thought the sexual peccadilloes and proclivities of the President of the United States of America would ever be subject to wild press speculation? Completely unprecedented.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's been fucking peccadilloes now?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post FFS
It’s not like we haven’t all got your search data already.
The other shoe is about to drop: porn hub shadow profiles. ‘Hi Mrs Drac, have you considered subscribing to *these* feeds that your friend Mr Drac has watched?’
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have nothing to hide.
Because I like it when people watch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're losing focus here, people.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look!
Squirrel! The UK dropped the chems on Syria that weren’t ever there!
The UN should investigate! Client Attoreny privilege is dead!
New iPhone in October!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a link post full Incredibles 2 trailer

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post looks fun! i haven't seen the original so i must catch up
also, math is maths ;p
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post This makes me happy, Toast.
It's like all those superhero movies, except entertaining.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 13:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Easily the best fantastic four movie ever made. And in places, almost the best James Bond movie as well.

(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
May I refer you to this lovely piece of music : www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_wvb6sh71A
 (Octo I ruin everything., Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!
I bloody loved the first one
 (I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know the woman who designs their super-outfits
at least I'm pretty sure its her.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like...
Edna Mode to me too. Dahling.
 (Monsieur Allotrope is taking Tiger Mountain from behind, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 19:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Finally a sequel to look forward to

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ all of that

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Dwarf mongoose plays dead
for a hornbill
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is it working?
Fuck, start again. Is it working? Fuck, will I ever learn?
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha that's ace :D

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Hornbill seems terribly unimpressed with such shenanigans

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post They actually cooperate.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kVJa014G-l8
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 13 Apr 2018, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Kid’s Imagination at play I made this!
Goes beyond reality ! 😜
 (JoyfulMischief, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post your kids are having a nice life

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
They’re having fun 😉
 (JoyfulMischief, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post formidable!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks !
I’m having as much fun as the kid 😛
 (JoyfulMischief, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo les gamins.
Moi, j'aime beaucoup les Smarties.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post A chacun
Ses bonbons préférés 😃
Merci !
 (JoyfulMischief, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post c'est beaucoup bien

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 13 Apr 2018, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post shay dooz onz

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tank
U weary mush !! 😃
 (JoyfulMischief, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tres bien!
This is fucking awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank
You very much...More in the works 😛
 (JoyfulMischief, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I want a spaceship that shoots out sweets now

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 18:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post It happened
In my dreams...And then in their lives 😜
 (JoyfulMischief, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Formidable.
As they say in the French.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 19:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Merci
As we say in the french 😜
 (JoyfulMischief, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Baf . Domage
Not really. Love it, but I needed a stereotypical French response and all the other o level French words have been used. Eventuellment.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just
Ignore ce que les autres pensent !
Thanks pour le comment 😛
 (JoyfulMischief, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Merci pour votre thoughts
Je suis as heureaux as un chein avec deux tails adjourd hui
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was bloody brilliant
Have a massive click...sir.
 (Tivert, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a link post TWITTER
TWITTER
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this about Twitter?

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Twitter?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 23:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post SQueeee
Like a pig boy
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post And to think I used to love a good barbequed rack of ribs.
Damnit, it's all a ploy to stay alive, being all cute like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 7:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ. I never thought i'd miss that posh boy, dilettante charlatan...
but with May and Corbyn as the current alternatives...
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post LEAVE THERESA ALOAN!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post She is alone
Her only happy place is wearing technical fleece with her hedgie husband on walks in the oberland
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post amazeballs!

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a link post How to dispose of an old oil rig
Music's shit by the way, they should have used the Thunderbirds theme.
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Guess they couldn't Deepwater Horizon it then.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post What happens to the legs?

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post They put one of those little yellow A-boards on them that says “Hazard to navigation” then left them there.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
They've capped them off, but ultimately the legs have to be removed too. 200 rigs are to be removed from the North Sea between now and 2025, including 4800 miles of pipelines from the sea bed.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 13 Apr 2018, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Might not click now
might just sit here and look at the title image and listen to the thunderbirds theme in my head...
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice video!
Plus I thought the music was great. Not everything has to be tailored for geek fandom. But to each their own.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a link post the fakesbooks promise to fix everyones internet with a personal home visit
not really - it's an old jam sketch
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another Mr. Lizard.
Gets me every time.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mark Heap is great. Slightly scary, but great
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIuZmv1E-H4
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Is this some kind of joke?"
"Are you mental?"
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post loved big train
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxIS_snYrLA
 (horrid, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great in everything I have seen him in
Green Wing, Big Train, That rambling comedy with Ruth Jones, Upstart Crow and he had the killer twist in Murder on the Blackpool Express too
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-VlecpEasU
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post And that video too
Cheers artifus
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked Jam.
Always remember the 'Fucking Noddy' car sketch.
Also, the one where the suicide jumper jumps from a balcony too low.
 (Tivert, Mon 16 Apr 2018, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Otis Redding - Gone Again
Hiding in your Apocalyptic bunker albums. The soundtrack to a slow death.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those Aldi tills won't staff themselves

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Undoubtedly the council have been appalling
But the sense of entitlement is staggering. Has he not worked for four years? What about the mum? Why would you even think of having another child while in this position? How did they have a child? Homeless maybe but they aren't in cardboard boxes however why turn down offers of temporary accommodation in the meantime? Will they payback their rich relatives with the compo money?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^shocked and appalled

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ snowflake

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post stop the clock

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.getaroom.com/
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, me and the family are off to New York in July now

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just try to avoid shagging the missus with the kids in the room.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least let them hold the camera or something so they don't feel so left out eh

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"How did they have a child?"

Well, when a Mummy pikey loves a Daddy pikey very much...
 (ohidunno, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the full version in today or yesterdays' Metro it pointed out that both parents work.
One's a teacher iirc. As for 'sense of entitlement', well, if you were forced to move from your council house, by the council, so they could demolish it and sell the land to property developers, wouldn't you feel that the council should then make a little bit of an effort to re-house you? Rather than just shuffling you between hotels and telling you that they're going to trash all the furniture and that that you've had to keep in storage?
As for 'how did they have another child?', well, I'm just guessing here, but some married couples do still enjoy marital relationships you know.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 Apr 2018, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Although I do deduct points from them for naming one of their kids 'Lolita'.
I mean, holy fucking shit, surely that's just asking for trouble?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 Apr 2018, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Originally it was "Lol" but the recording nurse got distracted.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Imagine how delighted some pedo is going to be, chatting with his mates.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I said 'how did they have another child'
I meant in a shared hotel room with two other children?

I did say that the council was appalling but they did make efforts to temporarily rehouse and they turned them down. Also, if they are working then why could they not have gone out and found a place to rent? Sense of entitlement
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post 1st: Haven't you ever had kids? "Kids here's some money, fuck off to the pictures, or the pub or summat."
2nd: Tried renting near to your place of work if you work in a city centre recently?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rent further out and use public transport. Sense of entitlement

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not exactly cheap either

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post But it's NOT a sense of entitlement when it's your actual rights.
Council moved them out for it's benefit (Note: they weren't a 'problem family' they weren't in arrears on their rent, they were, in fact, pretty much perfect tenants). The council then failed in it's LEGALLY CONTRACTED duty to rehouse them. Then the council fucked them over again by threatening them with the destruction of their property.
Lack of common-sense in the naming of their kids notwithstanding, I'd say that these people have shown admirable fucking restraint in putting up with this shit from a council that prioritised non-paying 'asylum-seekers' and economic immigrants over long-term, actual tax-paying tenants for as long as they did.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's shit that the council took so long to sort it out.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post "The council then failed in it's LEGALLY CONTRACTED duty to rehouse them"
Well, no they didn't. The family turned down rehousing (temporary housing counts as rehousing)
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do hope this site doesn't become a haven for Jobsworths
and im just drunk enough to tell you that
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 1:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post just the usual cunts offended by poor people's shit lives

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post The nerve of them
being poor and all that.

How can they live with themselves?
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still reeling from finding myself in total agreement with the evil Dr Stuj

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 9:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^do not stand between this man and his OUTRAGE

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn’t the nine grand payout suggest that it was an actual entitlement?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post God's the father of this one

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post "You lying BITCH!" Said Joseph.
And Lo, Mary could not go outside without wearing sunglasses for the next fourteen days and fourteen nights
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a link post PREDATOR || Micro Monsters with David Attenborough
Portia spider at 7mins, she's awesome.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post 3 minutes in
suddenly I'm itchy all over!
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just back from an extended Asian getaway?

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm wearing a hair onesie

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post thank you sark :)

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM PORTIA!
(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 12 Apr 2018, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a link post How faces change with age
Some of these photos are amazing, some are just...weird.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Daniella still wins

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tornado? Fucking Tornado?!

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that one caught my eye too.
Who calls their kid Tornado? I hope if they have another it's called Shark.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what to make of these
I mean, of course you will still look like you when you get older - all the usual changes with size have been removed - but it's still a pretty cool idea. Having seen Tornado as an adult I have come to the conclusion that it probably isn't her real name
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Susan.

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Tornado has a LOOKATMEEEEE!!! haircut. What a surprise.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kevin. The stuff of nightmares.

(hiraeth SPACE £19.99. I say yer buy one yer get one free, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Nick Paul Daniels
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Of COURSE Bashar Al-Assad drives a Honda Accord
The Car of Champions, as any B3tan knows.
 (I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post But where's his supermodel girlfriend?!

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably legged it with the massive drugs...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 12 Apr 2018, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post ..to Endor

(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needless to say, he'll have the last laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does it run on gas?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post New Top Gear presenter?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post its missing the bit where
he hand brakes it kicking his arse end over a landmine and it doesnt detonate.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Window cleaner
cleaning windows.
(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more George Formby.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a bit stuffy in here, I'll just...

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post As long as he doesn't step back to admire his work...

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Types of Advanced Civilisations, according to the Kardashev Scale
Just in case you need to rank the aliens who pop by next.

And, HELLOO! Haven't been here in ages! But FB is pants and if I keep tweeting all my students will know I'm not working, so here I am.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm...
Dyson spheres are absurdly advanced.

Consider the amount of matter that would be required to enclose the sun entirely... it would likely be greater than the total mass of the solar system, including the sun, and it would have to be made out of materials with such fantastic properties that we can barely even imagine them yet.

The Federation have nothing even remotely approaching that level of technology (although, to be fair, tech levels in Star Trek are weirdly lopsided... their food processing and transport technology is centuries ahead of their weapons technology for example).

Also, we have advanced in cybernetics considerably in the last 50 years, such that it's likely we'll have actual cyborgs on Earth long before we colonise any other planets.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post The sphere builders popped up in Enterprise.
They were indeed extremely advanced transdimensional brings.

*sniffs, adjusts glasses*
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's also the paradox
Any civilisation that is capable of building a Dyson sphere wouldn't need to build one (not for any practical reason)
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps they just don't like the neighbours.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 13 Apr 2018, 2:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Initially I read that as the Kardashian Scale.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love the sentiment of the final sentence
Where are we on this scale? Ha, we wish - we're the shit on the soles of type I
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Good policing
If it were USA he would be dead
(Front Office, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure they deal with this sort of stuff every single day. Can't imagine what the job is like TBH.

(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post nerves of steel that copper, grabbing a bloke thrashing knives about like that

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it were many, many other countries he'd be dead. And some might argue he was more than asking for it.
But yeah, Taff did a good job.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the bit where he squealed

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post "what i done what i done??" he yelps at 1:57
aaah...the sheer confidence of a cocaine fool
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post The copper says to him that they tased him for *his* safety
Hmm
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Safer for him than twatting him with a baton.
It sounds like the officer said it was because he was going for *himself* with the knife so disabling him was safer.
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would guess he is a mentally troubled soul
I was under the impression that our armed police can be called out for situations like that; given the circumstances tasering him seems fairly kind.
 (horrid, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Given the alternative...
I think I'll side with the cops on this one.
If I could form a sentence half as calm and rational as that after disarming a knife wielding attacker, I'd consider myself a legitimate bad-ass.
 (Melatonin, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post No doubt they were cool customers
What I meant was that they were tasering him for their safety, he was wielding two big knives around in a crazed state. I think the cops were in more danger than he was
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I get ya
The taser is there to protect them more than him.

I took it more as a-
'since we can't really leave you out here, and we don't particularly want to die, at least you can rest assured that this is better than being killed or beaten' kind of safety.

also, if they had to pile in, and just wrestle the knifes off him, it's not unlikely that he could have been stabbed himself.
 (Melatonin, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm no expert, but they should have kicked him in the balls

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Before or after they got the cuffs on him?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Im glad I dont live next door to these two
shit gets real at 14:20
fun fact - the guy on the left is the guy who does all those sitting and smiling videos
(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 9:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post made it
to 27:19
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post How?

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Thu 12 Apr 2018, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post They were in another room making lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(ohidunno, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post my wife Rose has left me
I'm in a mood
 (sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
She's gone to Kenya
With the bloke from Allied Carpets
 (ohidunno, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're taking YouTube too literally.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 12 Apr 2018, 20:10, , Reply)

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