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This is a link post Insurance company sued over rain damage
Surely an Act of God?

USA





 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sat 25 May 2019, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Takes the bible literally, you say?
โ€œA feast is made for laughter, wine makes life merry, and money is the answer for everything.โ€

*Stands with eyes shut, waving palms in the air*
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Sat 25 May 2019, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amen, brother!

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 26 May 2019, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cashing in on the gullible and desperate as usual.
The lengths people will go to, to assuage the fear of death.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 25 May 2019, 16:23, , Reply)
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Are you talking about Christians or insurance companies?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 26 May 2019, 11:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Batman, French, unhappy and animated
60s French pop
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 24 May 2019, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was beautiful :')

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 25 May 2019, 2:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was the B side of the single

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sat 25 May 2019, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post That were bloody mad.
But I like her legs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 25 May 2019, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like her legs also

(Sherbs, Sun 26 May 2019, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Don't eat slugs
Fucking failing species
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 24 May 2019, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post The punishment for carelessness or being a dick.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 25 May 2019, 2:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post A bit harsh.
The lungworm parasites may be evolving to make their slug intermediate hosts irresistible to hungry humans.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 25 May 2019, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most creative use of the word 'irresistible'.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 25 May 2019, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post But why do they make them so tasty???

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 25 May 2019, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post boring bit
the microfilariae are also prevalent in slug trails - so dont lick the grass or anything else they may have trailed over, like balls, for example.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Sun 26 May 2019, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Dumb Little Creatures I made this!
Hey! Remember how good Lemmings was? Imagine that in 3D! Imagine!

That would be something, right... right...?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 24 May 2019, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay
*drinks*

edit: I actually quite like the look of that. Might be better if there was a grid or something with pre-defined places u could click once a purple dude gets to that square
 (horrid, Fri 24 May 2019, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post FRIDAY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 24 May 2019, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Just needs a more appealing character design I reckon. Or some.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sun 26 May 2019, 7:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder why there was never a good 3D Lemmings game

(Sherbs, Sun 26 May 2019, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a link post The face. The insistence on being in a newspaper. The horror.
This is a local story to me.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 24 May 2019, 19:54, , Reply)
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I've got no real problem with it," chuckled Joe, 44, "we've had a laugh and it's got a bit of a response on social media.

"I knew what I was buying because I've got a bit of an eye for spelling mistakes. It jumped out at me and I thought - well I've got to buy that!"

He should go to China, he'd fucking love it.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Sat 25 May 2019, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a link post A little sympathy please! I made this!
I don't think the cameraman has much sympathy for Theresa.
(hal9001, Fri 24 May 2019, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Step up the new Omnishambles
From bean to cup they will fuck up.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 24 May 2019, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post well she took on an impossible task
and now we're all fucked. thanks racists.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Fri 24 May 2019, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree.
I have no love for the Conservative party, but I agree. Everyone else chickened out and left her with an impossible task. Kobayashi Maru comes to mind. Where's Capt. Kirk when you need him?
 (hal9001, Sat 25 May 2019, 7:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fully blame Cameron.
He made a calculated decision to attempt to defeat the eurosceptics in his own party, knowing that they were what screwed over all his recent predecessors. He miscalculated and he was complacent.

My biggest complaint about the whole thing is that regardless of the original referendum result he sacrificed the UK's greatest trump card with Europe... the ability to threaten to have an article 50 referendum in order to gain leverage. That only ever works if you've never done it before. He basically put himself in a position where either Leave wins and he loses the vote, or Remain wins and he wins presiding over a weaker situation than we were in before. What a fucking idiot.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 26 May 2019, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes he didn't account for the wrong thinking idiots up north

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 28 May 2019, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a link post I've made a fake milkshake brand I made this!
I don't think you should throw milkshakes at people. But you should ridicule fascists in the silliest way possible..


 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 24 May 2019, 16:25, , Reply)
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Yes, he's not a fascist.

You may come to recognise the difference, if you ever see it.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 24 May 2019, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what she said

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 24 May 2019, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Dirk has recycled a meme.

Fucked if I understand it in this context. Please explain, Dirk.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 24 May 2019, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ found a knife whilst looking for a spork

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 24 May 2019, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post A vintage non-sequitur.
We must have a chat some time.

About fucking cutlery.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 24 May 2019, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's like ten thousand spoons...

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 May 2019, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post i am a banana

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 24 May 2019, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not XKCD.
Just as shit though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 25 May 2019, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
xkcd.com/386/
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 25 May 2019, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who isn’t a fascist?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 25 May 2019, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fascist he's defending.

(I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Sat 25 May 2019, 1:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post 10 points to Griffindor!

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 25 May 2019, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone who has a different opinion to me is a fascist
That's the way the rule works.

Or is it Nazis, I can't remember now what they are. Perhaps Nazis are the ones who don't like Magic Grandpa Corbyn.

It's so difficult keeping up with youth trends...
 (plankton, Sun 26 May 2019, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Well, this isn't creepy at all

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 24 May 2019, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Die like Di did

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 24 May 2019, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loving the...
...entrance...


 (GeeFunk, Fri 24 May 2019, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post {:-)

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 24 May 2019, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol. Nice goatse.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 May 2019, 15:22, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 24 May 2019, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think I'll try the Chilean mine escape room instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 25 May 2019, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Why not
Made me laugh like a loon ages ago and still does.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 May 2019, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always great!

(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 25 May 2019, 3:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you

(LetsGetDownToIt, Fri 24 May 2019, 11:33, , Reply)
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Great. Weapon of choice was a bit of a dull tune.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 25 May 2019, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Orchestral Prodigy, surprisingly good

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 May 2019, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather touching.
Lovely.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 23 May 2019, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice
they even did spitfire :)
 (ozof, Mon 27 May 2019, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a link post I love France
Nobody burnt my neck or anything ...
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 23 May 2019, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor old Brigitte today reminds me of Genesis P Orridge

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 24 May 2019, 19:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I mean, yes, but she is 95 years old.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 24 May 2019, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post 84
but yes
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 25 May 2019, 0:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post this doesn't answer the question of which continental actress was better, Brigitte Bardot or Claudia Cardinale?
I guess there's only one way of working this out, fiiiight
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 24 May 2019, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that was excellent!
But where is the compulsory cowboy fight scene water trough?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 24 May 2019, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post sadly absent
there is a scene where BB enjoys a skinny dip with friends and they splash one another to keep cool
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 25 May 2019, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Twat's Army NSFW I made this!
I made this Dad's Army / Brexit Party mashup last night instead of sleeping, and it needs your love more than I do.
 (@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Thu 23 May 2019, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top work

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 23 May 2019, 18:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whistle while you work, Nigel is a twerp...
click - Lovely stuff.
 (S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 23 May 2019, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant !

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 23 May 2019, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers folks.
*thumbs up*
 (@lexistwit is still here occasionally, Fri 24 May 2019, 8:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I vote for you to be next prime minister.
Or person who goes to the shop to get the pastries.

Either is good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Fri 24 May 2019, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Star Wars Scented Candles I made this!
Wobbly Bob is back, in a short video where he bravely goes and reviews Star Wars Scented Candles.

No really, they are a thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 23 May 2019, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope
I can only imagine that they are pretty bad
 (I helped save b3ta! trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Sun 26 May 2019, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a link post We seem to have caused an international political incident I made this!
Despite nobody having seen the show yet. Welcome to 2019.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 16:27, , Reply)
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"I made this"? Are you involved in this in some way? If so you'll have to let us all know what novichok tastes like...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 23 May 2019, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post b3tans
https://twitter.com/robmanuel/status/1131140670431911936
 (horrid, Thu 23 May 2019, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post We made it
Me and natt tapley are from here innits
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Tasty tasty novichok...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 24 May 2019, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Morning
All
 (I helped save b3ta! Natt, Sat 25 May 2019, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post He’s alive!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 25 May 2019, 12:02, , Reply)
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"A spokeswoman for the BBC said on Wednesday that the showโ€™s creators would not be available to comment."

Can we have an exclusive comment for b3ta please?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 May 2019, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
My comment is that I feel sorry for the writers at RT and Sputnik, told to write an 800 word hit piece about how awful a thing is that neither they nor anyone else has seen. What a shitter of a job. Also I would like to say thank you to RT, Sputnik etc for making our little show international news, so everybody knows about it now, even though it has not even been shown yet. Also I would like to say that I believe completely the statement from the Kremlin that Vladimir himself is not interested. The mobilising of his information warfare apparatus and the statement from his own press secretary about our little pilot that nobody has seen yet really reeks of disinterest.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 20:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 May 2019, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post b3ta's back!
Top journalism by reporter Monkeon
 (horrid, Thu 23 May 2019, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Give that man a Pulitzer

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope rob is prepared for the russian hackers
when they realise this place is somewhat linked to these shady crabby elements that have obviously infiltrated the BBC
 (horrid, Fri 24 May 2019, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Corp will scrub it.
Needling Putin isn't in anyone's interest. Though I'm sure you cast him in an affectionate light.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 23 May 2019, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope not
It reflects very badly on then if they do. If there was ever a time that we were in need of a return of proper satire of the ruling elites, then it's now.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post A return of proper satire of the ruling elites, as represented here by a cgi caricature, shouting about Terry Wogan and Graham Norton

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 23 May 2019, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad we had this little chat

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 23 May 2019, 22:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post By which i really mean
Actually watching the show would be appropriate before passing judgement, of course
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post We need a proper satire of the b3ta ruling elites,
depicting those who criticise them as bitter malcontents who envy their talent and success.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 23 May 2019, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm not sure that's how satire works to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was astonishment rather than disdain.
There has been no satire of tyrants since North Korea ripped Sony's life apart. Even Borat is unthinkable now, for fear of Kazakhstani cyber attacks... I didn't expect to see anything like this from major broadcasters/studios ever again. It goes without saying that anyone who bucks the trend has my unqualified admiration and respect.

BTW I've been making telly for 15 years. And it's a well known fact that TV producers are never envious of their peers' success, so you must be feeling pretty silly rn.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 24 May 2019, 6:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you talking to me?
I just made one flippant throwaway comment, so if you are then you've read a hell of a lot into it.
 (Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Fri 24 May 2019, 6:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
And you've read nothing into the reply.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 24 May 2019, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a nightmarish outcome
if the only powerful people and institutions we can ridicule are the ones who won't threaten violence.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 24 May 2019, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Preach it.

But don't believe this applies to Brexiteers.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 24 May 2019, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have you forgotten the cunt shed and that the Mods touch dogs bums?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 24 May 2019, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ебать Сука
Well played. But also: Good luck!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 23 May 2019, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, I'm sure it will all be fine
Nobody will probably die
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post But... surely they have seen it
all they have to do is connect to the network share in the office and download it.

I think I remember they were disapproving of Death of Stalin similarly, prior to the premiere.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 23 May 2019, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
It's a mark of confidence in yourself and your position when you go full bore attack on something you have never seen, but you think might make you look silly.
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post PTN GFY

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 23 May 2019, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post R.I.P Everyone involved

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 May 2019, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ravioli Is Pasta?

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you let us know what novichok is like on the skin?
Tingly?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 May 2019, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I sincerely hope they don't have you killed for this
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 23 May 2019, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post As do we all

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post They will most likely just go through the motions
and send two trained beluga whales to harrass you with incessant high pitched singing of Trololo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 May 2019, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes that's how this stuff works
Stalin would have sent orcas
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post What does polonium in your tea taste like?
Do let us know.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 May 2019, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like polos of coursr
They are rings of pure polonium
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 21:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're the pussy riot of chat shows

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 23 May 2019, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently so

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I forget to say well done old chap. Getting something commissioned by the Beeb is no small beer
possible ideas for segments if you find yourself short of ideas:
"Nyetwork news"
"KGBeeBies"
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 24 May 2019, 5:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 24 May 2019, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I approve of this post

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 23 May 2019, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hoorah!

(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 23 May 2019, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a link post RIP Judith Kerr

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 May 2019, 16:25, , Reply)

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