I've just changed my bedding. It's now all crisp and clean and I want to get back into bed.
I need motivation to get stuff done this weekend.

B3tans.............motivate me.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 9:01, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

okay, so accidentally dropping about half a cup of boiling water all over my hand was not the brightest thing I could have done,
Especially since I've managed to burn my fingers and hands quite successfully. And it hurts. A lot. And I have work tonight. That's going to be interesting.

Apparently I can't even make a cup of tea without injuring myself. What things did you think you were mostly competant at doing, only to be painfully proven wrong??
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 4:05, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm drunk
Are you?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:30, 29 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

credit has crunched
careers have been culled, lifestyles laid bare

whats your best reason to keep your head out the oven
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:46, 49 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So there are some young people here
What the hell are these 'sex bracelets' about? I'm afraid to Google it.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/8274178.stm
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:04, 10 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I really surprised myself today.
I have been reading up on basic hypnosis. I find it all rather interesting, as it appeals to my mischievous nature....

find out more in thread...
( @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:36, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Prompted by...
...The Ian Brown review below, I thought I'd start a discussion on this hallowed board.
At the last Belmers intensive rehearsal evening*, Pooflake, Pooflake's bro and my good self were talking about musical 'sacred cows' I:E the artists/bands etc that it's heresy to dislike.
I came up with:-
Oasis - a barely adequate pub band with a dickhead frontman.
Elvis - never rated him.
U2 - Jeez, where do I start?

Anyone fancy a go?

* sitting noodling around on guitars and getting drunk.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:30, 27 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

little fucker
back from hospital as contractions stopped the minute we got there. plus midwife was being a bit of a btich. told me to try paracetamol. right, like that'll make any fucking difference.

so am strapped up to a TENS machine, which feels like a million tiny horses galloping across my back, but makes little difference to the pain.
bitch midwife said it'll probably be a few days yet. Days! am rapidly going off the idea of having a baby, and almost long for just being uncomfortable and unable to sleep, which i was was whining about earlier in the week.

oh, and i've had a severe sense of humour failure too noel.
( ascorbate, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:12, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm so bored
this week has been a shit one in terms of work related boredom. I've had fuck all to do, which has meant every single little task has dragged interminably.

Fortunately I'm playing a gig tonight, then going to get battered and sleep all of tomorrow morning. Followed by mild DIY and an evening in with the missus.

Recording on sunday I reckon.

What are your plans?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 14:19, 161 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

NOSEBAG
The ultimate method of hands-free eating?

Should I try to make one for myself?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 13:11, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I just can't stop
reading the questions on Ask Yahoo. Specifically, the Singe/Relationship category. It's like one big problem page. And the 'advice' given is sometimes amusing, sometimes annoying, but always utterly useless.

How are you whiling away your Friday afternoon? Or Tuesday morning if you're in Australia.

Ok, so I don't understand time zones.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:56, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

A serious question
Despite all of this recession nonsense, I've been offered two jobs.

Do I:

Take the one that's near to me, pays well but is only a temporary contract with a view to becoming permanent within a rapidly expanding company after christmas?

Or, do I take a lower paid job that's much further away, meaning I'd have to spend loads on travel every month, but is actually a decent job with better prospects within a prestigious Architectural firm?

I'm looking for affirmation that going for the first job, where the short-term money is at is the right thing to do, here
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 12:14, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've just eaten some pickled onion monster munch
and now i'm stuffing my grotesquely fat face with some Maryland double chocolate cookies.

Can I get get a Hallelujah people?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 11:19, 67 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

just been offered some free monitor speakers to go with my band's PA
got to be pleased about that.

and it means that I am getting ever closer to be able to spend band money on something ridiculous. Give me some suggestions.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 10:05, 39 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Still no baby.
Yesterday my doctor said it would be at least another month before the little bastard bundle of joy crawls out of my uterus. Then this morning I woke up with my mucus plug stuck to my knee and the sound of gurgling emanating from my womb, so I think he's on his way. Wish me luck!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 9:13, 16 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This here review
www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/sep/24/ian-brown-my-way-review

of the new Ian Brown album, perfectly encapsulates my views on the stupid monkey faced twat in a way I probably never could.

Come on you Ian Brown devotees, tell my I'm wrong, and please try and explain to me that the first Stone Roses album was more than four or five sublime guitar based pop songs glued together with a bunch of weakly produced filler tracks.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:48, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Morning.
Hope it finds you all in wondrous fettle. The sky is clear, birds are singing and it's not too cold. What a wonderful world.

What's getting on your tits already?

(Spluff does not count as an answer unless POIDH).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 7:25, 67 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

still here
still no baby.
contractions getting worse but no closer togehter (have to wait until 5 mins apart until go back into hospital and get drugs - currently about 10 mins apart)

it's going to be a long night.
( ascorbate, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 21:07, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

For Bert.
Got back from my massage and no fisting but she did get her hands near my arse crack.
( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 20:20, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 19:08, 57 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Today I'm attempting to bridge the obviously large divide
which has sprung up between me and Vampyrecat/Poppet through the medium of tips on skincare and a little gentle banter, but I'm getting no love in return.

Can we just be friends?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 16:27, 89 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What is it with the two tone hair?
Do the women who sport this look not realise they look fucking stupid?

looking like a skunk (at best) is not a good look
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:33, 83 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*sigh*
Active/Active Failover = Good! Pretty.
Active/Passive Failover = Meh...
Active/Passive that doesn't fucking work = GRRRR.

INCOMPETENCE!
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 15:26, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Tell me why you're FUCK YEAH', AWESOME.
Anyone who says some sympathy seeking reply along the lines of "I'm not", i'm just going to agree with you, so none of that.

And all you people lurking at this one thinking "Aww MAN, I'm not FUCK YEAH, AWESOME, I'm just going to sit'n'watch", fuck off, share your awesomeness with us too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:49, 110 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I was looking at the Style Rookie blog that's getting so much hype
Suddenly from looking at this, I had a flash of a memory, me in first grade, our teachers making stone soup after we read the book, some kid puking all over the place from the smell.

What have you suddenly blahblahblah?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 14:35, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Just for giggles.
I put the empty chocolate hobnob wrapper back in the biscuit box. Son has just found it and asked "What crazed sadistic bastard has done that?"

"HaHa " quoth I, in best melodramatic stylee "Hear me laugh youngling!"

Christ I'm bored. Wish I was at work.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:41, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Today, I smell like battery acid
What do you smell like?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 13:08, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

As I got in the lift at work this morning
I noticed that the manufacturer's name is Schindler, which made me think "Schindler's Lift", and amused me far more than it should have.

What's amused you more than it should have recently?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:47, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

well, still no sign of baby, but...
I've just got home from the hospital, as I was woken this morning by contractions and some pretty serious bleeding. hospital decided bleeding wasn't quite serious enough, so I've been sent home to type this between contractions, I mean, labour at home.

so baby may arrive sometime this week, yay!

driving up the M11 was fun in rush hour though, as all the HGVs appeared to be locked in some sort of epic drag race all the fucking way to Cambridge. However, I kept the mood light between moans and pointed out every honda accord I saw on the way. there were lots of them.
( ascorbate, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:21, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've just had "All around my hat" by Steeleye Span pop into my head
strangely I quite like it. What songs should you be embarrassed about liking, but really aren't?

I make no secret of the fact that I think Don't stop moving by S Club is fucking awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 11:24, 87 replies, latest was 16 years ago)