Dogged determination.
Just sniffing around

This made me empty house LoL. I would imagine that going to that area you would probably have a camera with you. Could be fun.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 26 May 2010, 15:59, 65 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Gnah', I hate being a mental, I really really hate it.
I love techonlogy and anything to do with it, well, the consumer side. I'm the sort of sad twat who reads liveblogs of major anouncements by big companys such as Google and Apple, I refresh the page awaiting the next exciting update to an API or The Next Big Thing. I imported an iPad on the basses of "I Really Really Want One*".

And as such, I love mobile phones, again, I watched the latest Google anouncement with anticipation even though I've got fuck all to do with google's phone platform.

Anyway, part of my lolmentals is that I don't awnser the phone except to a couple of specific people, and I don't call people back. People aren't prepaired to email me and comunications break down and I lose a ton of buisness this way. It's one of the biggest disabilities I have, as far as I'm concerned.

Anyway, my 'missed calls' has now mounted to around 50 and my awnserphone messages has mounted to 30 (I think I've reached a limit maybe, because that hasn't changed in a few days), and now I'm all like "Damn it, everyone is angry at me" and I want to cruel into a little hole and hope that in a year's time everyone has forgotten and doesn't try to contact me again. I'll stay in my little bunker, watch hollyoaks and jermy kyle and make sure there is enough take away menus and internets to last the period.

No question, just ranting.

* And to develop for it; it's actually so handy that I think it's great, it's so useful, I love it, but still, I didn't _need_ it early.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:54, 154 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That thread has become unreadable due to fatty cake loving

So tell me your top 3 movies that I might not have seen, something a little obtuse but still excellent.

1. Nine Queens
2. Lives of Others
3. This is England
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:33, 207 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So
what are your opinions of applying for jobs that are above your pay grade?
I've seen a job advertised in the place I work that is a shit load more money where I have everything they need except a masters. Is it worth applying?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 26 May 2010, 13:30, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The phones at work are down and I've just left for a half-day.
If you had a free afternoon this afternoon, what would you do with it?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 26 May 2010, 11:56, 151 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

why are audi drivers such utter utter cocks?
I am sick to the back teeth of the fuckers in their shiny shiny shark-mobiles, driving at speeds hitherto unknown to the M11, weaving in and out of the inside lane, and generally trying to drive up my exhaust.

and then there are the nissans which pootle along at negative speeds then decide to overtake a lorry in the morning rush hour.

this commuting lark is doing me no good at all, I want to PUNCH things by the time I get to work.

Tell me about your rash generalisations regarding cars and their drivers.
( ascorbate, Wed 26 May 2010, 10:07, 87 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thought of the day.
How come looking back on the evening's threads I find that my spelling is better than when I'm on here sober?

Plus running to Nirvana and Polly whatserface is not as good as running to dance music.

Edit- PJ Harvey.
( girlinthehole, Wed 26 May 2010, 8:20, 252 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh what a beatiful morning, Oh what a beautiful day,
What do you hope goes your way today, pop-pickers?

Hopefully I'll get some stuff done in the house, just enough to make it look like I've been busy all day.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 26 May 2010, 8:17, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I noticed this evening on the way home that a lot of men carry bags on the tube. Not just manly rucksacks, but satchels, leather manbags and some suede affairs
How many of you carry a bag with you when you go out, what do you put in it and what sort of bag is it?

This applies to girls too because I'm nosy about what people carry around with them.

Mine is a Dickies messenger bag and it holds my portfolio work, memory stick, emergency bar of chocolate, pens, MP3 player, phone, snotty tissues and old receipts.

Alt Q, who do you regret fucking and why?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 25 May 2010, 20:57, 144 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Om nom nom
What will you be having/are you having/have you had for dinner tonight?

Mustard stuffed chicken and bacony noms :D

Alt Q: What's your basic fallback food to make when feeling uninspired?
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 25 May 2010, 18:56, 123 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Please can someone help - [EDIT] potential spoilered, well I hope so
I only watched Lost a few times, I liked it but it confused me and I'm hopeless at remembering to watch TV rather than porn.

Please can someone explain what happened in the finale? I have heard a few things, were things answered, the internets is telling me conflicting things.

On another note should you or should you knot?
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Tue 25 May 2010, 17:05, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Since BGB is off to the gym
what is everyone doing tonight then?

Alt Q: Are false eyelashes and fake tan acceptable?

Edit: and to answer my own question, I have a finalist friend, so am already quite tipsy. Then drinks on the lawn and clubbing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:01, 141 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's question and answer time.
Ask me anything you like and I will attempt to answer it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:40, 619 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

U2 have cancelled their glastonbury gig.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment_and_arts/10154682.stm

If you were Micheal Evis, who would you want to replace them?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 May 2010, 12:50, 162 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

mmm, chocolate.
I just got a huge box of "hand-piped" luxury chocs by hotel chocolat for my birthday. It's at times like these that I really value living alone and being single.

THEY'RE MINE! GET BACK! I'LL F'IN CUT YA, YA SLAGS! MINE!

/gloating fat bastard blog
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:22, 90 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Today is International Geek Pride Day
This combination of Geekery and "Pride" brings me conveniently to the fact that last night's episode of Glee was directed by Joss Whedon. The world has officially turned upside down.

What other geeky/gayness crossovers would you like to see? John Barrowman playing history's first ever gay Klingon in the new Star Trek movie, perhaps?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:22, 128 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm in an extremely bad mood today
Because the weather has turned to shit. The last few scorching days have been replaced by bastard clouds and dwindling temperatures.
All I know is that if it was an official job position then the 'Weather Team Leader' would have his P45 clutched in his hands if I had anything to do with it.

/rant...for now
( Ultimate Cakes & Sweets Why,what are you planning to do - photosynthesize?, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:08, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

sigh
Only 3.75 hours until the weekend, whoop whoop! The last few months at work have been absolutely murderous, so gonna spend the next few days kicking back, chilling, watching true blood series 2 and drinking some of the best real ales this fine country has to offer

How the hell are we all today?
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 25 May 2010, 8:01, 101 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I done a poo in the fishtank
And now my Guppys won't swim

:(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 May 2010, 7:22, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Unusual fantasies about yourself
Sometimes, I like to imagine myself being wrapped up in bread like a cocoon, placed in an oven until I'm baked and then using the breaddy cocoon to turn into a butterfly who then breaks out and prints the map of a random location from Google-maps onto it's wings. What unusual fantasies do you have about yourself?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 24 May 2010, 20:06, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Magnificent Lesie Phillips anecdote:
This comes from the time he was performing in a play at the Edinburgh Festival - around ten years ago. At the end of the play, he was supposed to smother one of the other actors with a pillow. But one night the pillow wasn't set. "So what did you do then Leslie?" asked my source.

"I twatted the cunt with a book".
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 May 2010, 17:54, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Anything interesting happen over the weekend?
At the club on friday there was a little person man guy bringing shots around and my friend told him I wanted to lick his skin.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 24 May 2010, 16:15, 138 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Following on from the delaying condoms comments
Ladies, what's the optimum duration of poon-pumelling? How long is too long, and conversely how short is too short? Provide your answers with diagrams if necessary.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 24 May 2010, 14:20, 137 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

According to the independent 1 in 10 people would give up their partner before they gave up tv
How many of you feel this way about the internet?

Alt q: when did you last have mind blowing amazing sex and will you see them again?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:53, 206 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pokemon shmokemon!
I've just come back from the park where I went for a stroll with the dogs. Very sunny but with a cool breeze blowing and birds tweeting away for all they were worth. Almost made me glad to be alive.

And I get to go again after work. Woo!

Anybody jealous?...................anyone?
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:30, 49 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I love sainsbury's.
I had my drugs exam this morning. Glad that's over, I couldn't physically absorb any more drugs. One down, three to go. Bollocks.
Did my food shop while I was down in Fallowfield in Sainsbury's and I saw something that made me so, so happy... Southern Comfort, AT A REDUCED PRICE! Obviously I bought one, despite having a full bottle at home already... Ahem.

What fantastic deals have you come across lately?
OR, What's your favourite kind of weather? Mine is easily summer thunderstorms, when its boiling hot but pissing it down, I can't wait til this hot weather breaks and we get one. I'll be out in it, possibly dancing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 24 May 2010, 13:28, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think I saw Amberl in a thread there
SO:
OTers as Pokemon. What would be their special move? Who'd win in a trainer battle?
CF: b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post731757

AQ for those too old to enjoy pokemon, if you could be an animal, which one would you be?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 May 2010, 12:33, 33 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

shoes!
I know this isn't /links, but there are some fellow shoe lovers here, right? how amazing are these shoes?! ifshoescouldkill.com/2010/05/15/i-want-to-crumble-these-shoes-on-a-salad/

sadly I have no money for incredible shoes at the moment, as I'm about to buy yet another pushchair.

however, if you had limitless funds, what footwear would you purchase?
( ascorbate, Mon 24 May 2010, 10:59, 71 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have way too much to do
My company want to give me a raise as they have given me twice as much work to do as is physcially possible to do in a day but because some things are not getting done because I don't pyhsically have enough time they can't give me a raise because people are complaining things aren't getting done.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

What's made you go insane with twisted stupid fucked up logic recently?

Alternatively, what is the point of diet coke it tastes awful.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 May 2010, 10:53, 192 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Zippety Doo Dah, Zippety Ay
My oh my what a wonderful day.

Ah marvellous weekend for Rum Punch and Havanas in the garden, wasn't it?

I'm off to the bank to pay credit card bills now.

What will break your heart today?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 24 May 2010, 8:25, 190 replies, latest was 16 years ago)