join the we hate chompy club. Apple is chair woman. I'm chief fundraiser.

What position do you want and why should you get it?

alternatively, what fund raising idea do you have? Chompy wants bikini car washes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 16:01, 118 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck that /talk cunt
I'm off to a bbq shortly, via the butchers, suggestions?

Alt: what food would you buy for your bbq?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:43, 103 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I need a (small) list of places to go to tomorrow night in Manchester
It's for a stag do. I pretty much organised everything for the day except where to go at the end of the night.

Any suggestions?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:46, 155 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm on my phone and reading a thread that big on here is ultramega confusing
So I'm starting a new one.
I'm in a lecture on genetic engineering and but I've forgotten my slides booklet (again) so i may as well not have come.

What have you forgotten recently?

alt: My housemate nearly wet himself laughing at me last night when i misread "Nazis: a warning from history" as "Nazis, a heartwarming story". tell about the last time your stupidity got you laughed at.

EDIT: i am aware that you are all now laughing at my inability to post from my phone.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:26, 100 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's Friday!
As somebody who works from home, that means absolutely nothingto me, but I understand you wage monkeys get quite excited.

What is exciting you about the forthcoming weekend?

Alt: Have we all signed up for Randomburn? If not, why not?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 11:36, 165 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Last night Ms Foxtrot suggested that Lauren Laverne was hot
I said, in the time-honoured practice of men assuring their girlfriends of how pretty they are, that she was "alright". When asked why I did not consider her to be lengthworthy (her words!) I cited her accent as offputting. Which is true.

On the same basis as the crazy/hot scale, how fit does a woman have to be to carry off an accent? For example, I would shag Kristina Rihanoff even if the sexy Russian accent was replaced with Cockney, but would have to insist on the full Brook to go Brummie.

Or, put in a slightly less sexist way, what accents wind you right the fuck up?

Alt: new uses for Libya once we've nuked it to fuck. I vote massive Jeremy Kyle studio.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 10:07, 206 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yesterday I did the 2000m challenge on the rowing machine and did it in just over 10 minutes.
GET IN!!

I'm assuming that's good for a delicate flower like me?

What challenges have you overcome lately?
( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 8:27, 198 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Politics!
Worthy of reform or no business on the internet?

Alt: Brown or pink? Snookeresque.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 23:44, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lauren Laverne
Why is she?

She feels suitably qualified to live. And explain "Super Injunctions".

Alt: how would you kill her?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:35, 69 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

www.b3ta.com/questions/creepy/post1156345
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm drunk
WOO FUCKING HOO! tell me what's making you go woo.
Alternatively James cracknell being crazy in cold places on discovery
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 21:01, 225 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There was a LARPer on The Weakest Link tonight.
They really will let any old twat on there these days, won't they?

Alt: Shall I watch 10 o'clock show or Question Time tonight?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 17:55, 155 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh my, oh my goodness.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13005110

=/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 16:19, 70 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Office Do
Last summer our entire office ended up on a boat trip down the Tyne to the sea and back again, complete with 4 beer tokens each and a shit jazz band. This was our thanks for a job well done (as opposed to a pay rise - cheers).

This year it would seem we are having a BBQ.

What shit things have you been forced to attend as part of work? Work does not count as a valid answer

ALT Q:
Worst holiday destination
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 15:53, 98 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Christ on a bike I'm bored
Entertain me with your Dragon's Den idea to make very many monies

ALT: Something about sandwiches or just witches, I don't care.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 14:38, 182 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is awesome
candychang.com/before-i-die-in-nola/

What would you put?

Alt: what do you specifically want to do before your next milestone birthday (21,30,40,50,100...)?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 12:49, 227 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Too many replies
I have a minging hangover and I have to go out tonight as well, I think I might cry.

Tell me about your worst/funniest hangover.

ALT: Give me a synomyn for "fucking shit"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:43, 56 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Question of the Week poll
IT IS HERE

+++ Message ends +++
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:20, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

New thread.
What's your favourite fact?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:13, 290 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Skills.
What are you totally awesome at? What do you want to do but utterly fail?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 8:18, 289 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Any lurkers?
just got back from my mates house, lovely evening all round. Do you see your friends as often as you should?

Alt q: for the singles out there have you lost touch with any friends who are in a couple?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 23:16, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Weird friends, have you any?
I once had a friend that wouldn't wash her hands in a public restroom as it was "gross"

alt: tell me about your weird habits, past or present.
I used to knock on wood, only in threes, if I thought something bad about someone else I would tap on wood three times. This could be endless if I was having a shit day.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 18:51, 184 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Right well Bella's status as 'crack whore'
has been confirmed. T-rex is bent?? pffffft. Best scavenger ever. Favourite dinosaur and why people?

Alt - looks like summer is here, excited?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:01, 186 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well, this is fucking bent
I'd say it was about time for a new thread. You agree with me.

What should more people agree with you about?

Alt: what else is fucking bent?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:49, 228 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Just what the world needs...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12983426

What's your opinion on Big Brother? I don't mean the retarded housemates, nor the unwashed masses who inevitably tune in every night, but the actual concept?

I think it was interesting as a whole, to see how people learned to interact with others in a situation where they were monitored at all times. Sadly, that's as far as it went, and I think it should have been cancelled after the first series, and all of the producers shot.

Alt Q: If you could cancel one program, and bring back another in it's place, which ones?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:01, 145 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

In a shocking twist on an old thread style.
What shall I have for lunch?
Options are:
Cafe that does decent enough sandwiches and fry ups. Does a good crispy chicken thingy.
Fish and chip shop
Chinese takeaway but then I'd have to eat a chinese in the coffee room.
Co-op bought sandwich.

Something else.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:27, 151 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i have been reviewing the ancient laws on distraint
and amongst dull stuff, amusing myself on the fact that you can distrain on wild animals but not pets (unless they are high value show animals or other pedigree).

what utterly random fact have you learned from your job that you can share?

alternatively, best insult or compliment you've ever heard or had.

GO!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:04, 257 replies, latest was 15 years ago)