Kiss your bank account goodbye!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-13192359

Glad I don't have a console.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 23:55, 16 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

disco
www.youtube.com/watch?v=826PTEuHKhE
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:28, 29 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

OK Peasants
Here's The Disappointed - bigger, better, faster, sharper than you kids - with the documents and charisma to back up my claims.

Bow down or rise up - shake your thang!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 19:30, 189 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Evening thread: Falls from grace/public meltdowns.
Frank Bough, Angus Deayton, Lord Lucan....

Who is to your mind the person who has fallen the furthest - or most spectacularly/entertainingly?

My money's on Grace Slick. From 'White Rabbit' to 'We Built This City on Rock'n'Roll'? You fucking disgrace, woman.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 17:42, 28 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's boring
So www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13190424 what do you think about gagging orders, do you think you have a legal right to protection from your own slagging around or should the newspapers print everything or something.

Also I like Andrew Marr a lot but I can't believe two people willing to sleep with him could live in the same place at the same time, what are the odds?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 15:42, 178 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sorry to start another thread but that one's died.
Where is your favourite place in the world, and why?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:33, 149 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

BENTO BOX !!!!!! ^^ - Oh god, I <3 Farringdon..... what lunch are you eating? (seeing as no one said really in the last thread).
If you were in charge of America, what would you do differently?
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:09, 90 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This thread is all about you.
Tell me about yourself.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:09, 162 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Much as Darth's sore ear (SOUNDS LIKE 'SORE REAR' AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA) is fascinating,
that thread had taken a turn for the worse, not unlike Bobby's grandma (sorry).

Who is your favourite female vocalist OF ALL TIME????

Alt: On what are you planning on nomming for your nommy, nommy lunch (or something about Red Dwarf series 86)?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 11:36, 212 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've just had my inner tube explode which forced the tyre of the rim and wrecked it
The tyre was brand new and not cheap. I am 15 miles from home with a fucked front wheel that I can't fix here. I am fucked off.

Why are you fucked off?

alt. Why are you happy in a land of flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children dance and laugh and play with gumdrop smiles? You cheerful cunts.
( Peej, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:32, 203 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bank Holiday Disco
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEusjv45hjg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy6vuT8E1DQ

Early eighties hip hop is mega. Believe.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:01, 157 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just won at sewing.
I've made four wine bags and made my corset look skirt actually suck flab in like a corset really should.

I know that this doesn't really deserve a thread, but nobody is home to brag to.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 15:46, 152 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just remembered this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zos3JQkasQ

What have you just remembered?
( WormuIus, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 14:06, 16 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Wakey Wakey!
Good morning OT.

What does this fine day hold in store for you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 9:09, 88 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The Land of Heart's Desire
Faeries, come take me out of this dull world,
For I would ride with you upon the wind,
Run on the top of the dishevelled tide,
And dance upon the mountains like a flame!

Come dance upon the mountains with me, Otters! What's your heart's desire?

Hur hur, he said Faeries.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 20:21, 55 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fucking Kenwood instruction manual.
It says under the "Before the first use" section that you need to put the bowl in the freezer for 24 hours first, hidden agmonst cleaning instructions. There is nothing to imply that under the "How to use" section except a bit that tells you to take it out of the freezer.

It's a fucking guessing game getting this thing to work, it's a good thing I made loads of syrup stuff because I've lost loads of it emptying it from container to container. I've had to clean up the kitchen 3 times now due to transfering back'n'forth.

If I knew this, I would have put it in the freezer when it arrived.

Crock of shit, I wanted to try this tonight.

Yeh', so, erm, alright?
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 18:31, 21 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I totally have a Lindtt Easter egg.
so much better than a croissant.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 14:25, 50 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's Easter Sunday, Jesus was a zombie or something.
I'm not sure on the details but I think he invented chocolate and some carob magnate had him strung up and locked him in a rock, then a rabbit came along and let him out and that's where Cadbury's comes from. How's your weekend been and how much chocolate have you, or those around you, crammed into your tired sweaty faces?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:43, 113 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

3 CHEERS FOR THE INTERNET! :))))))
I haz just had a brilliant last night/day/evening with the lovely BGB \o/ She is so full of win!
Also must credit Death Cider and curry for substantial winning elements to this evening :D
Q: If you had to pick a favourite b3tan (I know I couldn't) who would they be and why?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sun 24 Apr 2011, 1:48, 12 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Been a good weekend so far
Wedding on Thursday, accidentally had a party last night, spent the day at the beach surfing today with a load of mates. Turns out CHCB was at the same beach. Shame we didn't bump into one another.

Now I'm going to get noodles from my favourite takeaway and spend the evening relaxing. Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 19:46, 23 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm off into town to look at more swinging pads
Then later I'm off to a barbecue with much meat and booze.

How are you enjoying your Saturday?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 10:27, 35 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well I'm drunk.
Post barbecue.
Post excessive, and, oddly, covered in blood*.

Beat that MOTHERS!

*Not fighting blood. More, slipped, bit my tongue and it has leaked for the last 2 hours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 22:45, 43 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Since we DON'T TALK ABOUT DELETION, let's talk about something else.
You start.
Or not.
*dies of boredom*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 18:24, 61 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I just realised today
that I can feed spinach I GREW MYSELF to my guinea pigs. Man, that's a good friday

Why is yours a good friday?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 14:34, 111 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ahh. A typical bank holiday in Bristol
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-13167041
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 11:05, 102 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Randomburn 2011
We're doing the annual swap of uncoordinated music from the backs of our iTunes collections; if anyone wants to sign up please see the calendar event - b3ta.com/calendar/event/23464
( sleepybinky, Fri 22 Apr 2011, 8:56, 13 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

if the tennis coach- shagging OTer was to go mental, would it qualify as Berk Psychosis?
I am so sorry.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 21:39, 55 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So who's got lots of time off?
And what're you doing with it?

alt: what should I do with mine?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 20:10, 111 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Anyone here homebrew ales?
I just started up again and depending on what my first batch tastes like, it could either be a QOTW disaster or success story.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 17:27, 17 replies, latest was 15 years ago)