Tesco refuse to serve Ice without I.D!!!

Today i was in work and sent one the staff members to pick up a couple of bags of ice for the bar since our ice machine was broken.

He was gone a while and wondered where he had been.


He eventually turned up looking very unhappy carrying two bags of ice. I asked him what had happened and he told me Tescos had ID'd him for the bags of ice.

Despite the fact that he is six feet tall, a father of a child and was wearing his works uniform, they asked him to produce ID otherwise he couldn't purchase the ice.

He asked to speak to the manager who eventually told him 'oh i'll let you off this time, but next time bring ID!, but it's store policy'...

What on this green earth is happening? Why would anyone need to produce ID for frozen water?

I tell you if that would have been me in the store, i would still be there now arguing with the manager. What a bunch of fuckwits. I can only assume somebody in the head office has gone insane!

Can anyone possibly elaborate on this?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 4:34, archived)

I believe he was lying.

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 4:43, archived)

why the hell would you have to have ID for ice?
was it made out of vodka or something?

Earlier this week I had an old lady cashier at the grocery store who was squinting at me, trying to figure out if I needed to be carded or not for buying beer. I finally showed her my driver's license and then had to convince her of my real birth year.

This wouldn't be a big deal, except that I'm 44 years old. I don't remotely look like I'm in my 20s. Except to sixty-something old biddies, apparently.
( Shiksa, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 5:28, archived)

The other day I was asked for ID to buy an M rated DVD.
I took it as a bit of a compliment...I don't mind the idea of looking 15.
( Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 5:31, archived)

Ice is hard-core.

( Cae1, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 5:47, archived)

Silly Tesco
Go to Asda next time
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 6:53, archived)

Because you could whittle
the ice down to a sharp point and use it to murder a pigeon slowly, or a tiny, tiny child. Obviously. Duh!
( The Neville What what what, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:10, archived)

I really want to know
www.ismichaeljacksonalive.com/

What is the best make of cider? Westons is mine.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 4:02, archived)

scrumpox

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 4:15, archived)

BRUVVERS
I met a racist tonight, it was disgusting.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 4:18, archived)

The new transformers is racist
Apparently
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 4:19, archived)

Optimus Prime vs Niggatron

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 4:23, archived)

Something like that

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 4:24, archived)

No that's just a Kraftwerk remix

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 4:26, archived)

JMG IS BORING
DISCUSS.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:41, archived)

I bet this puts me on Mike's list.
:(
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:41, archived)

Now it won't
NOW IT WILL.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)

Fuck, I'm bored.

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)

I hear boredom can be (very expensive)

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)

YES! DEFELCTION!

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:42, archived)

Replying to myself, here

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:43, archived)

The King of Pop's bumped off, you might as well turn on the King of the Internet.
Ultimately however. You'll wish to make it perfectly clear that I don't get under your skin, and that you are completely calm right now.
In fact. You may wish to also use a smiley. Just to be safe.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:43, archived)

JMG!
Have you all calmed down yet?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:23, archived)

Michael Jackson
I am quite pleased that people know how to spell "Michael" now
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:25, archived)

How are you, Friz. Respected entertainer. Prepared to sweep in to this void in pop culture?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:26, archived)

I won £20
At 11pm tonight, people wondered about MJ surviving. I said "twenty quid he won't last til midnight".

£20 I won.

Fun.
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:27, archived)

Somebody playing World of Warcraft in one glove is probably furious with you, right now.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:28, archived)

This will get boring one day

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:32, archived)

will get is
one day
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:37, archived)

Aberdeen, etc
I'm sure this means I play WoW, too.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:38, archived)

No.
If you play WoW, that means you play WoW.
I'm on the dole because people don't know what I do for a living, though.

:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:40, archived)

so michael jackson and farrah faucett die on the same day
they approach the pearly gates, St peter says "im sorry, we're very full. we only has space for one"
Farrah says, "well I did a lot of work for charity, and afterall,I was an 'angel'"
Michael says, "I was a famous singer, but I had one weakness. I liked to fuck young boys. I used my money to build a giant theme park to bring them to me and away from their parents, and then manipulated them into letting me put my cock in their mouth. Many were too young to understand the damage I was doing to them. I never faced up to my problem and continued doing it right up until I died"
And then David Carradine appears and says "The Aristocrats!"
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

tl;dr

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/buses/post464707
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:56, archived)

Please hurt him additionally on my behalf at the omgb4sh.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19691#post19917
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)

I NO!
When he is unable to move, say "This is from Dave Trouser", before pulling out his nose hairs one at a time, very slowly.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)

hmmm, I mgiht go this, what's the name of the nearest trainstation?
edit: just seen it on there, nm.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)

Fuck off, actually
£70 for train.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:14, archived)

Shit isn't it?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:15, archived)

Yeah, I could drive down but that'd still be expensive.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:18, archived)

hehehehee

( thebear is thebear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:03, archived)

Superman is deaf

( thebear is thebear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 3:03, archived)

ho Hum
I guess Jackson Browne will have to change his name then
( thebear is thebear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

Nobody is laughing *with* you.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)

ladydi syndrome
I remember hearing Elvis
( thebear is thebear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:49, archived)

pfffft

( thebear is thebear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

Nobody is laughing *at* you.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)

I think we all know what this means.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)

We'll have to go *through* it!
wait, sorry. i'm thinking of the childrens book "we're going on a bear hunt".
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:49, archived)

Exactly. The rest is built from RAW TREE.
/ac
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)

this is a good time for me to make my excuses
and fuck off to bed.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

*licks gunsight*

( thebear is thebear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:51, archived)

Hey guys!
David Carradine is dead!
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:42, archived)

Tomorrow is going to be a LONG day

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:43, archived)

Only if you live on here.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

Doubtful
I've already had one guy bursting into the room and seven text messages bearing the news.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)

I'm getting an early start.
I don't want to belittle it. It was really important work. He changed the way we see things in our world. Just think of all the children he touched.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

Piston Broke beat you to it

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)

curses!

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)

I don't know what's worse
That joke, or the fact that Piston Broke beat you to the same one.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

It means Will here thinks like Piston, only slower.
Time for an hero, Will!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:50, archived)

it's how he would have liked to go

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:45, archived)

Fuck MJ
RIP Farrah Fawcett

*Sighs*

No doubt mj's death will now cover every fucking paper from here to the andrex factory, while poor old farrah will be remembered by a two line tribute on page 37 or something.

anyway, its past 2am why are you here?
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:01, archived)

I'm nervous as I have an application test that I know I'm going to fail
And the landlord's son woke me up to break the news.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:02, archived)

nervous is good
you shall pass *waves magic wand*

I'm resisting a strike-through about the landlords son though......
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

Heh
But still, a bit meh!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

nah you will be fine...
wot you think of VNV's new one then?
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

Oooh, it was most excellent
I am definitely in love, but my fella says he got no inspiration from it. The beats were well sexy!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

I quite like it
I'm doing a stint as a roadie over the weekend, and will use it to test the PA. I have already driven most of the GP's in work mad with it :-)
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

Haha, excellent

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

clickin' dis!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)

slept in the afternoon.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

I wasn't keen on her
too much teeth.

I'm off shortly, just downloading some rubbish telly to see me through the hours til I fall asleep.
( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

I never noticed her teeth really.

( TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

WHO?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

stop pretending you dont remember her in charlies angels

( TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

I never watched that shit!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

*cough*
*points*
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

What are you doing?
I really have no idea who that tap woman is. I doubt she was more loved than MJ!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

I'm coughing and pointing
also - if you never watched it, how do you know it was shit?

*rests case*
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

The same way I know that teletubbies is shit, despite never watching that.
I still have no idea who the tap woman was. I suspect she wasn't very famous at all.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Farrah_Fawcett_iconic_pinup_1976.jpg

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farrah_Fawcett

and stuff
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

I'm not going to click those, as I have no need to find out who she was, as she is apparently dead.
Useless information! I have to remember over 100 unique and active passwords. I have no time for nonsense. Serious business.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)

Awww, you really miss your drugs, don't you?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:21, archived)

There are days. But this is not one of them.
I run a successful international business now. That's why I had to close BoB. Terribly busy!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

BoB closed?
Ah well, FTL's still up.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

BoB will return at some point.
Maybe.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)

no need to fawcett

( BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

i'm removing a "friend" from my life
she's become an utter bitch and i've only just realised.

/qotw
( weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:04, archived)

I did that last year.
It's rather refreshing, and i got to slap him aswell.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:34, archived)

Got back from work, watched Transformers, drank beer, ate cheese, now not tired. Ho hum.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

beer good
cheese bad
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

Fucking hell, now I REALLY want a pint of cheesy beer
Or a slab of beery cheese.
( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

what about some cheesy peas?

( TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

Squeezy cheesy peas?
Yes please!
( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

Because it's 11 am and I just got back from the doctor.

( Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:08, archived)

Have you caught SSG's cancer? It's quite deadly.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

Needed to get a new prescription before my doctor buggers off for 3 months.
No cancer for me. Possible flu-like symptoms, which I hope turn out to be that swine business.
( Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

SPREAD IT
We can kill off the weak and feeble in a kind of legal-genocide. ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:15, archived)

Well then, there are a lot of strong people around.
Most folks down here don't get diagnosed with it until after they're better.
( Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

Really?
Excellent, I've had two bad fluey colds since being here (stupid 16 degree winters) and am still standing.

Tomorrow: World domination.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:23, archived)

Because it's morning tiem here.
'Ello Big Lad, how's the lands I used to roam looking?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:14, archived)

I bet the lands are 200% prettier now.
Hello you upsidedown cuntoid.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

sunny
and hot. You did choose to fuck off just before the hottest June we have had for decades. hows the kangas then?
( TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:18, archived)

Dunno, haven't seen one yet.
Yeah, that is a kick in the teeth, but I'd rather still suffer cooler weather for a while, if it means I can get a sous chef position and skilled migrant visas in 5 months.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)

Have you done the Michael Jackson/Alex Ferguson joke yet?
Or have you hammered this in to the dirt already?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:43, archived)

John Peel etc.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

So I see.
B3ta, especially /talk and /QOTW really are shit at things like this.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

Even /b/ is doing better than here.
YOU HEAR THAT B3TA? YOU'VE SUNK BELOW 4CHAN.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

brb, just going to try and find all the websites I signed up to years ago and never used, so I can see if they have heard the news!
OMGWTFMEEETOOOOOO
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

do you think his willy was still black?
let's ask the kids who knew him best
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

thousands of children can sleep peacefully tonight
hold on... my bad. gary glitter lives!!
( BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

Oh good, a night of unfunny cunts that almost never post coming in and being "whacky".
FUCK OFF.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

as opposed to the unfunny cunts who post regularly

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:48, archived)

do do do do dodo dooo do do diddle a do ba whoop doo doo,
guess the tune.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

"King Baby Duck Fucks His Mother With Cheesestrings, in E-Minor"?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

So close
D-Major i'm afraid.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

DAMNIT! I was never good at guessing pitch.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

lulz
Blue namer.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:49, archived)

you're angry in a chatroon
good for you, man
( mookay immune to icons since, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:54, archived)

Dave Trouser never gets angry.
Voltan will rape your babies.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

if you post so much, why don't you donate?

( BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:55, archived)

Oh this is going to be good!
Explain your reasoning, you little bitch.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:56, archived)

how can you possibly know
how little or big of a bitch i am if you have never met me? don't give me shirt mr trouser. i supported this site because i enjoy the humor. by posting i was contributing to the community. whether it was a good comment or not, you have no right to judge me by one post. i can only go by what i see and i see someone who posts a lot and no proof of purchase.
( BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

YOU APPEAR TO BE A MASSIVE COCKHEAD.
Go and kill your family.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

i commend you sir
;)
( BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:06, archived)

I hope you get cancer.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:07, archived)

sorry
oops. sorry, but i'm more attracted to picies
( BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:10, archived)

Comeback FAIL

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:12, archived)

gave you a laugh though
might have been at the fail, but i'm drunk as fuck bubbles..drunk as FUCK. go back to your book-learnin.

if anyone gets the reference i'll fuck off
( BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:16, archived)

You haven't made anyone laugh.
You're not drunk as fuck either, otherwise you'd not be typing on the Internet at all. Drunk people are never online.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:17, archived)

ok, i'm drunk and stoned.
you win
( BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)

let's run this shit into the ground!

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:45, archived)

I
love doing that!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:59, archived)

Goodnight.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

Night night.
Time for Esmes to be in bed too.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

Goodnight ^Karl and Esme^

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)

good - MORNING!?

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

I loves the internets!
just a few hours and then

ismichaeljacksonazombieyet.com/
(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

You have to admit it is a sad day
After all, MJ was the absolute definition of a MOBO star


(think about it)
(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

Mutant Of Black Origin?
Molester Of Black Origin?
( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

*Honk honk*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

*parp*

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

you're so clever my brain just exploded

( mookay immune to icons since, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

he was such a beautiful woman

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

Oh dear.
All these bad jokes are dangerous.

Still, not so invincible now, eh?

Mind you, 2-3 years down the line, we'll all be saying "Remember the time..."
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

Here:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson_album_discography

have a fucking field day.
and don't come back.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

Haha

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

I want you back

( mookay immune to icons since, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:34, archived)

Poor bastard
He really was gone too soon.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

No, don't.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

Sorry, that was bad.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

You'd think the reaction to his stand up failure might have given a hint.
Can nothing get through that fucktarded skull?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)

He really shouldn't Be a tit

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:52, archived)

MJ
RIP. Easy as 123.
( gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

For fuck's sake.
It's right there on the popular page.

Or not. But still.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

YEAH

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

The person who said it is there, anyway.
THE FUCKER.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:30, archived)

YEAH!

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:32, archived)

RARHHH

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:33, archived)

GRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOARRR!
Hello! I'm drinking some wine. It is too sweet. I dont like it.
( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:36, archived)

I am not.
I am very thirsty after popcorn, and a bit overwhelmed by the internet this evening. /talk went a bit mental, there. It may be time for bed.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:37, archived)

Ah. Soz.
( gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

Look before you jump hon.
How's life been treating you?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)

Oh dear
Badly named website - www.pheedo.com/?utm_source=Pheedo&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=icanhas
(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

Jankal Maxxon has deid!!!!!!2

( mookay immune to icons since, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

hooray!

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

LIEBOT, TELL ME A LIE!

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

You're pretty!

(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

Excellent work on lying like a trooper.
I never look good in the mornings.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)

THERE EXISTS A PIECE OF LIQUORICE SO LONG THAT IT IS REPUTED THAT TO EAT IT ALL FROM END TO END WOULD TAKE OVER THIRTEEN LIFETIMES
THERE IS NO OFFICIAL RECORD OF IT'S LENGTH, HOWEVER, AS IT WAS BURIED IN THE TOMB OF STAN LAUREL UPON HIS PASSING, AND NO ADVENTURER HAS DARED TO RETRIEVE IT
( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

:-D

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

My anus is bleeding!

( mookay immune to icons since, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)

I'm the queen of france.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)

Yay
I went to a screening of his new film tonight... he did a Q&A afterwoods. He's ace and made me lolz.
( mookay immune to icons since, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

It's well past time all good children were in bad
If you don't go to sleep santa won't come

anyways I'm trying desperately to come up with something non-mj related and I've failed you all, I'm terribly sorry.

Also, I just realised I've just missed my 6th B3taday

you'd have thought I'd have grown out of this by now

gnight!
( VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)

Damn and BLAST
I missed my seventh b3ta birthday last month. CURSE IT
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)

I missed my 30,000th post
which is probably a good thing
( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

this IS mj related
he'll become the new bogey man
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

Poor bugger.
It's the conflicting reports into his death that get me.

Some blamed it on sunshine, some blamed it on moonlight, some blamed it on the good times, some blamed it on a heart attack.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

I swear
I'll break your teeth
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

Shit jokes are shit enough
even if they haven't been told about 30 times within a minute
to every single fucking person.
Stop it.
Now.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

( weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

Whoops, there go my nipples

( broadsword, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)

Marvellous banter jim bob, I am bereft of ribs

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

HE WAS THE NONCE OF PEOPLES HEARTS

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

why is this so important
That my landlord's son had to burst into my room and his mums to tell us, when we were both asleep!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

Because you won't be able to hear it on the radio in the morning.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

this is bigger than the kennedy assassination

or maybe not
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

Because there's a very good chance it's the beginning of a zombie apocalypse and I, for one, want to be prepared.
(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

HARRISON FORD & GEOFF GOLDBLUM HAS JUST DIED!
Fell to their deaths. It's TRUE
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

OH SHI-

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

Clever girl.

( Druid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

RAPTOR ATTACK

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

my brother named one of his kids harrison
could have been worse, i suppose
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

Could have called it
Shitmonkey Cumbucket III
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

so you've met his daughter, then

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

Met her?
I bought the teeshirt.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

A girl I know did the same. Her surname was also Harrison. She ain't too keen on book-learning.
( gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)

Would be awesome if 'coma' rhymed with 'thriller'.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

Lies!
Damn lies!
(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

What the hell is a misathrope?
I hate you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

I don't care.
dammit
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)

That's the spirit.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

it's italian for skipping

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

I'm going to bed.
You can choose not to say goodnight to me, as I am not a needy spastic. Although I have just told the internet that I'm going to bed.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

Fuck off then.
Good riddance.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

Goodnight Jack

( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

SLEEP WELL MICHAEL

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)

Goodnight Jacky
XxXxXxXxX
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)

I made a memorial picture. Please can everyone print it and put it in your window for MJ.

img411.imageshack.us/img411/4244/jacksonq.jpg


:(
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

that's
special
( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

Early autopsy reports place blame solely on the boogey.
Sunshine, moonlight and good times are all inconclusive.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

I wish he was alive to see this lovely picture.
:(
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

I hope somone staples it to his coffin.
Sexface is in LA, isnt he? I might gaz it to him.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

Post it on /board.
They're all in high spirits tonight.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

They don't deserve the picture. We love Michael more over here.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

Good point.
They try to make everything about them. I wouldn't want the wonderful memory of such a special man to be ruined by a threadjack.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

you got the nose just right

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

IS...IS HE...
...moonwalking FORWARDS?

Bit late for a new gimmick, no?
( gingerfreak Why? Why not., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 2:26, archived)