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it's not morning any more

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 12:35, archived)
Christ on a bike, you're right!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 12:42, archived)
*now* you tell me

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 12:52, archived)
I’m in mourning for the morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 12:55, archived)
Crafternoon
Like normal ernoon but overpriced and with a strong grapefruit tang
(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 12:57, archived)
double hopped American style ernoon in a piddly little can with a logo that looks like Mexican tattoo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:11, archived)
Gwyneth Paltrow's mimsy-scentedernoon that explodes making your home smell of celebrity flange
I didn't make this up... www.vanityfair.com/style/2021/01/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-vagina-candle-exploded-inferno-sparks
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:14, archived)
actualol

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:16, archived)
the original firecrotch

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:23, archived)
Right enough, Brad did tell me she was dynamite in bed.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:31, archived)
You sure he didn't say "she's waxy and drips everywhere leaving odd white marks on the bedsheets"

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:27, archived)
fiver a pint mate, fuck that

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:34, archived)
It's always 4:20 somewhere!*
*Not necessarily on this planet.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 13:57, archived)
Are you endorsing recreational drug use?
That's disgraceful.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:19, archived)
Nothing else relieves my umara composis.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:58, archived)
it seems there's a real possibility that the reason mrs q has already had her 1st vax jab is because British+Exit meant we did a deal with AstraZeneca 3 months earlier than the EU did
#NigelWasRight #FourMoreYears #5GMindControl
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:00, archived)
Well yes but that is mainly due to the fact its oxford unis jab and the government fund the research, why the vaccine is non profit, perhaps the eu should have bankrolled their unis

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:06, archived)
I think the whole nationalism-through-chance-medical-breakthrough is a bit odd
We have good academic/government/industry partnerships in the UK and a strong, independent uni sector but it was chance that the AstraZenaca worked out well.

Frankly, we've been using overseas student fees to subsidise research in the UK for decades which has been kind-of-great but fuck me it worries me if all those Chinese students stop coming here.

www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/26/french-self-esteem-hit-after-pasteur-institute-abandons-covid-vaccine
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:25, archived)
China recalled from the west loads of top academics, it was leave you post come back to china and help or face the consequences for you and all family

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 14:47, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 7:28, archived)
back on the bicycle now the ice has washed away in the miserable drizzle
It's nice to cycle in, clear the head a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 7:42, archived)
a bit of exercise really does one good mentally eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 7:51, archived)
also, Happy Holocasut Memorial Day
wait, or is it remembranc day.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 7:53, archived)
reminds me of Jason's classic dimwit post one 11/11
'should we even be celebrating war?'

he's a lovely fellow but jesus fucking christ
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 7:57, archived)
In a roundabout way, you just reminded me of this
www.nme.com/news/music/blue-15-1374549
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:41, archived)
“I’m not good with words and I get mixed up” lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:00, archived)
Can't believe it's been 20 years since them slags blew that New York thing out of all proportion it still freaks my nut out to this day

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:08, archived)
heh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:20, archived)
howdy doody

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 7:57, archived)
yo bro

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:07, archived)
I really so am fucking not feeling it

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:09, archived)
feel *this*, m8
*points at crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:39, archived)
I fucking hate people on the train banging on on their phones , it's not even 8am, SHUT UP YOU CUNTS, morning

(Nicki Minaj, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 7:58, archived)
really fucks me off too - round here all the old Indian men walk round the park shouting their heads off on facetime
1. get some fucking headphones you cunts, no-one needs to hear your gibberish
2. that's not how telephones work, you can speak normally and people will still hear you

tl;dr morning
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:07, archived)
Have you considered genocide.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:08, archived)
frequently

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 11:39, archived)
Happy Hump-Day
morning
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:06, archived)
indeed so.
and a very good morning to you, young master Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:08, archived)
Treated myself to a bloody lie-in, didn't I

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:29, archived)
Are your kids at home and making your life miserable?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 8:51, archived)
Yeah, the missus too
All three of them, live lessons
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:47, archived)
Are you working from home?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:07, archived)
Yeah
In fact, I haven't been into the office since Summer 2019. A lot of that is to do with the surgery, but still
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:20, archived)
Must be quite nice never having to get dressed.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:30, archived)
It is
But I do it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:43, archived)
YOU *STILL* PREFER CANADIAN CHEDDAR??????
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:01, archived)
I cannot for the life of me imagine what led to me posting that originally

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:02, archived)
A surfeit of rum?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:06, archived)
plausible

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:21, archived)
Try making poutine without the cheddar, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:48, archived)
how is that going to get the economy moving again?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:29, archived)
so selfish

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:35, archived)
Speaking of the economy
I pre-ordered a Way Huge Atreides the other day, Tangled. I'm going to make lots of weird noises with it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:57, archived)
can it do Peter Frampton style voicebox noises?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:03, archived)
Not really
I nearly bought one of those a few years back. MXR brought out an affordable version ,that runs straight into your amp
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:05, archived)
alroght!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:22, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:35, archived)
hi internet chums

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:26, archived)
Come closer, come closer and listen
The reek of my fart keeps on hissing
I notice it most when we're kissing
Come closer and love me tonight
That's right
Come closer and cuddle me tight

My arse goes
Boom tang-a-lang, boom tang-a-lang
When you are quear
Boom tang-a-lang, boom tang-a-lang
Loud in my rear
Pounding away, pounding away
Won't you be mine?
Boom tang-a-lang-lang all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:38, archived)
jussayin

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:39, archived)
This is by far the most romantic thing I've read in 6 years

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 9:58, archived)
I let out a small tear
and also a little bit of wee
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:01, archived)
Sex, or normal?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:20, archived)
both, I think

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:39, archived)
You shart-breaker, you

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:06, archived)
Yes, hello.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:07, archived)
hello, I'm late to the party

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:10, archived)
hope you brought a bottle

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:11, archived)
have WKD Blue, will travel

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:17, archived)
elvense's

(dribble, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 10:57, archived)
Yo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 11:40, archived)
I wonder what the Rebel MC is up to today
No good, I'll be bound! You know what he's like
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:18, archived)
I'm 'rocking with a one man band' as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:19, archived)
mrs q just got a vaccine appointment for 2moz - fucking dibnah

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:27, archived)
This is terrific news.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:28, archived)
she'll have to go to Fulham for it which is thirty-odd nicker each way in an Uber but so fucking what eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:28, archived)
Yeah. Totes worth it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:31, archived)
why does she have to go all the way to fulham when you can give her a little prick at home?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Wed 27 Jan 2021, 3:19, archived)
He's probably had a cup of tea at some point.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:25, archived)
I'll bet he has
Fucking loves a good cuppa, he does
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:28, archived)
I wonder if Heavy D is still mates with the Boyz

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:34, archived)
I bet the girls still love the overweight lover

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 16:01, archived)
He croaked in 2011 :(

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 16:17, archived)
Shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 17:13, archived)
That's not what he asked

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 20:27, archived)
Also, in response to mongys question about substation works,
We are not, another college nearby has and they have a cable they will have to turn off that is labelled for our college and goes to our college on their drawings. After an hour wandering around various sub-mains turns out it has nothing to do with us.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:30, archived)
That doesn't surprise me, old drawings are rubbish Thames water are shocking

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:35, archived)
We've got an old lead sheath armoured cable in a basement that just has a little sign that says
"Of unknown supply, possibly live" and its my favourite cable. We had to build a wall round it recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:37, archived)
He released a new tune for the first time in 7 years according to his Twitter, that was last summer tho
2020 dem try lock orf❀
as 1 door close another OPENπŸ’›
Sending "JUNGLE FYAH"into da ETHER via DA BRAND NU VIDEOπŸ“½πŸ’₯πŸ’¦πŸ¦‹
β€πŸ’›πŸ’šLALEBELA ALMAZπŸ“½πŸŽ΄
@fikiramlak777 sent this Review from INDONESIA❀
BIG UP all INDONESIAN JUNGLE FAM kan someone translate the Review I need to read it❀
(Nicki Minaj, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:33, archived)
What a card he is.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:35, archived)
alright Dekionpl.. oh

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:35, archived)
Lol

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:41, archived)
Ha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 17:57, archived)
he released a cracking album a few years back
www.discogs.com/Congo-Natty-Jungle-Revolution-In-Dub/release/7724343
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 16:19, archived)
probly walking down the road breaking wind, he does like a street guff

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:48, archived)
You know what it is?



IBS
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 16:18, archived)
Stinging like a bee, I shouldn't wonder!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 16:10, archived)
haha, that's T3h Fl3b3l alright!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 16:17, archived)
I like it when he says "Turn up the bass, and the treble of course"
He doesn't want you to forget the treble, bless him
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 16:21, archived)
disappointing lack of concern for the midrange though
He always was a bit slapdash, especially where the midrange is concerned.

Still, nobody's perfect, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 16:25, archived)
Not everyone is as 'into' the mids as you are, Boyce
You often forget that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 16:42, archived)
It's mainly just him an rizzle kicks

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 16:59, archived)
you know what I always say
'neglect the mids, you'll be flids'
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 17:04, archived)
Always say
I've heard you say that four times, TOPS
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 17:06, archived)
I've said it three times today alone!
You don't know what you're on about mush
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 17:17, archived)
Every time you tell a lie, it makes the baby Jesus cry
There
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 17:34, archived)
Every time I do a fart, it makes you oegamiom and squart
MORE LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 17:39, archived)
I don't deny it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 17:54, archived)
He's a cheeky wee chappie alright
I've just heard R.A. the Rugged Man's latest single and it is 'woke'
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 16:37, archived)
I had no idea he was still around
He looked like he was unlikely to survive the 90s
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 17:16, archived)
more rugged than he looks, I guess

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 18:22, archived)
Sorry, I only listen to The Real Roxanne, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 16:58, archived)
very wise, m8
you can't be too careful
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 17:18, archived)
Who fancies a quick butchers at my tiny penus?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 12:06, archived)
Oops, this was supposed to be a reply to Boyce's thread
Oh well, I stand by it
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 12:07, archived)
Unexpected thp thread

(dribble, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 12:09, archived)
we all stand by yr penus m8 lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 12:09, archived)
Haha cheers m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 12:12, archived)
IT MEANS YOUR WILLY!!!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 12:13, archived)
No wonder Windy missed being here

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 12:18, archived)
Unfortunately even tho I have had this phone account for years I've never turned off the no graphic content setting , so I cant

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 12:22, archived)
I just had a meeting with the SSE,
I know drawings are often fairly bad, but theirs appear to be completely wrong. And they were an hour late. And one was a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 14:07, archived)
Got sub station works going on ?

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 14:18, archived)
I worked for them, many years ago
It was a real shit show. Not sure if this helps, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 14:30, archived)
It helps me pad out the unauthorized two hats autobiography I'm writing ' Whiffy bumskull: The truth behind the lies'

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 14:39, archived)
well, it's certainly helped ME, so, y'know

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 14:39, archived)
NOW you're talking

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 12:43, archived)
b3ta: it's all about the penuses

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 12:45, archived)
Cancelled

(dribble, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 13:31, archived)
Whatever
I have just done a brace of absolutely epic farts. The sounded like rips in the fabric of space and smell terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 13:20, archived)
Show off

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 13:30, archived)
I’ve seen smaller

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 13:26, archived)
Really? Christ, that's surprising

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 13:30, archived)
It surprised me the first time I saw it, if I’m honest, but i just have to live with it

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 13:34, archived)
Not a shower, not a grower

(dribble, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 13:41, archived)
Penus like an acorn

(dribble, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 13:49, archived)
in b4 dozer

(dribble, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 13:50, archived)
I would quite like that.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 14:06, archived)
I'll put something in the postbox later on

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 14:29, archived)
Well that's killed the forum stone dead, hasn't it
Sorry everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 14:55, archived)
I'm cancelling my purchase

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:01, archived)
you bloody, bloody bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:13, archived)
Post wank depression

(dribble, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:17, archived)
it's OK m8, I've started a great new thread that's sure to get things moving again

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 15:19, archived)
Hullo willy's, my name is Queef Richard's
May I present to you this beautifully presented thread, situated in a sought after area of the internet, great transport links - and with easy access to /calendar and /FAQ, it's highly desirable to young professionals and families. The asking price is 50p's worth of out of date ham, but I have it on good authority that the vendor is open to offers.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 10:21, archived)
speaking of 'realtors'
there was an article on LinkedIn yesterday from an estate agent in Manchester saying that house prices went up by over 8% last year, so maybe the COVID epidemic is a blessing in disguise after all
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 10:32, archived)
my rental flat has gone up in value by 75% in the 6 years since I bought it
my previous purchase trebled in value in the 13 years I had it, I'm a fucking property wizard m8*

*I buy the most expensive flat I can afford in the best area I can get, and then London does the rest
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 10:40, archived)
I have no problem at all with people gaming the property market
saying "OK two million people have died but we made lots of money so no biggie lol" is a bit much though

sorry this got a bit serious all of a sudden
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 10:43, archived)
Estate agents a bunch of mercenary, inhuman cunts. And that's newsworthy?
in "shit stinks" and "pain hurts" type revelations it's up there.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:02, archived)
woah bit of a leap there
where does 'OK two million people have died but we made lots of money so no biggie lol' come into this conversation? I've missed something major here
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:03, archived)
that's them
psychopaths, the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:09, archived)
there's a cogent argument that the WFH boom has helped rural communities though
People moving out of cities and thus spending locally outside of the usual areas
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:16, archived)
makes sense
if I could do a job for a London salary and not pay London house prices, I'd jump at the chance

you can get a three-bedroom house in Durham for seventy grand
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:20, archived)
I thought you were joking but you really can eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 12:42, archived)
you would have to pay me a london salary to consider moving to durham

(sticklebrlcks ❀️, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 14:40, archived)
ah

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:15, archived)
No offense, but all landlords should be guillotined
Ruining the bloody country you lot are
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:20, archived)
as a massive snob with aristo pretensions, queef would prefer the guillotine
I say he should be 'Damilola-d' in a stairwell.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:23, archived)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:24, archived)
also
s k
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:24, archived)
standard

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:25, archived)
that's bollocks, but go on...

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:31, archived)
Ah, now we're talking

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 10:51, archived)
Yes we fucking well are

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:03, archived)
It's good to talk
'member Bob Hopkins?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:23, archived)
It's cold, wet and there's lots of slippery melting snow outside
so I'm a gonna go out for a run because why the fuck not? Pray for me, ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:04, archived)
you gon' daaah

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:17, archived)
I've been using the snow as a good reason to not go for a run in the morning and have an extra half hour in bed

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:20, archived)
no broken ankles please

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:31, archived)
I take issue with "great transport links".
There are handy links to some other areas of the website, but there are no good links back. Last time I went to /board, I tried to get a taxi back here and the driver said he wouldn't go there.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:07, archived)
I ended up at some dodgy neighbourhood called ‘Calendar’
Full of freaks and weirdos it was
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:09, archived)
I followed the link to 'links' in the hope that it might get me back here.
Big mistake, it was like a National Front meeting.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:19, archived)
I'm already in talks with rob about buying it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:18, archived)
Could Rob not break a tenner?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:22, archived)
it's been a long fall from the heady days of usvsth3m

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:26, archived)
he won't sell. it'd be like selling a child.
admittely a child only a mother could love, and even then with some considerable difficulty. but a child nonetheless, one that is too retarded to use a regular toilet and so craps in a litter tray, but frequently misses, pisses the bed, cries all night, and vomits all over you most of the time. actually, he'd probably sell it to a ginsters factory.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:27, archived)
what the fuck am i doing posting on here when i'm not even awake enough to read what i'm replying to?
breakfast. coffee. come back later.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:32, archived)

when i'm not even awake enough to read what i'm replying to?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:34, archived)

doing posting on here when i'm not even awake enough to read what i'm replying to?
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:36, archived)
hello Queef Willy

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:18, archived)
hullo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 12:43, archived)
Not for me thanks, looks a bit rough

(Nicki Minaj, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:47, archived)
well you're missing out on a great investment

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 12:44, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 1:17, archived)
alrite

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 1:57, archived)
No, you're not.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 2:11, archived)
i can pretend!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 2:12, archived)
That ain’t helping

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 2:38, archived)
No, it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 2:11, archived)
take your foreign johnies and poke them up your bottom

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 2:14, archived)
It’s pronounced ass

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 2:38, archived)
Happy Australia Day, everyone!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 6:35, archived)
Crikey

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 7:19, archived)
INVASION DAY more like

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 11:16, archived)
morning stench

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 7:19, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 7:22, archived)
how is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:14, archived)
meh, not so bad mate - just treading water, waiting for things to improve, you know
how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:22, archived)
i'm having a hard time to be honest,
bex isn't well and the lack of any human contact is frankly pretty fucking depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:24, archived)
yeah it's getting to me/us too
a nice meal out or just a few pints in a cosy pub would really lift the spirits
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:29, archived)
i think the snow day actually made me feel worse,
we went out and the meadow was packed with kids running about and laughing and it felt almost normal enough to remind me of how shit it is the rest of the time at the minute.

Like you say, just a meal out where we can relax would do wonders.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:30, archived)
I'm either working, cooking, pissed or asleep (or any combination of those), and have been for fucking months now
Still, good things ahead, my father is still cracking on with the process of moving back here which will be great, he's currently getting quotes for containers and so on, and dealing with 'realtors'. They've already sold one house, one more to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:34, archived)
that'll be nice, having him back in the UK

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:35, archived)
fuck yeah
it will mean we'll be over your way a fair bit (once normality resumes), so we'll be inviting ourselves round yours, be warned
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:39, archived)
You are welcome here any time.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:40, archived)
frickin A

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:40, archived)
feeding out of the same trough again will be nice

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 9:56, archived)
wanna cyber?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 9:09, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 9:46, archived)
zoom or teams?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 9:52, archived)
i've missed you.
well, not you, but the collective you of my b3ta chums
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:14, archived)
hi

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:19, archived)
you're in the top 5 of people i missed the most

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:25, archived)
❀️

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:28, archived)
here he is

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:22, archived)
i've been away, and now i'm back, and hopefully things will get better soon

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:25, archived)
that's the spirit

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:30, archived)
u huh

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:24, archived)
yes hello how are you

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:30, archived)
I am fine thank you how are you

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:37, archived)
well this is nice and civilised, none of that rude language that seems so popular on here
none of your 'knobshit's' or your 'wanksmell's' - there's really no need is there
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:40, archived)
To be honest, gari is a bit of a wanksmell.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:41, archived)
he fucking is

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:43, archived)
^knobshit

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 9:05, archived)
See? This is what politeness and civility gets you.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 9:13, archived)
queef richard's really is a whiffy bumskull

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 9:25, archived)
Struggling on as they say.
Got another motorbike sorted and am looking for another to start as I need to fill my time so I dont go utterly bonkers.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:41, archived)
I've SORNed mine.
between the weather, the lack of anywhere to go and the absolute fucking state of the roads here in rural Wales I'm not taking my shiny red machine out for a spin any time soon.

My plan is to come back later in the spring, get it MOTd and serviced and then ride it back to London.

I'm keeping busy with epic chops on the geetars.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 9:13, archived)
morning
My slippers have arrived and I am a happy camper
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 8:44, archived)
shit is mad real yo

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 9:09, archived)
It REALLY is

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 10:06, archived)
morning. just finished work. must be beer of the clock!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 0:59, archived)
shut of the up m8

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 2:10, archived)
this'll be on the populol page by morning
normal morning obv. not this morning morning.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 2:12, archived)
I've got a latte from m'boss confirming I'm a "critical worker."
ha. Coming back to The London!!!! As soon as my partner's not got covid any more he's gonna come and fetch me home. Hurrah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 15:41, archived)
Are you sure you mean 'latte'?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 15:43, archived)
Don't get me wrong
From context, I can tell this is very good news x
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 15:43, archived)
Dunno, think I'd rather work from home that latte means they can force you to go in

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 15:45, archived)
All I've got is a permission to travel letter , they didn't try to pretend I'm critical in any way

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 15:44, archived)
I got a latte from the government the other day
I opened and read it
It said they were wankstain's
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 16:10, archived)

Vg
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 25 Jan 2021, 16:30, archived)
Wait a minute, I think I've figured out what must have happened
You told the Starbucks boy that your name was 'Chris Walker' and they spelled it wrong on the cup
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 16:16, archived)
Wait a minute, I think I've figured out what must have happened
Your boss bought you a coffee but at the same time called you a "shitty ol' wanker"
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 16:19, archived)
<s>t</s> l

(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 16:25, archived)
also
m l
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 16:43, archived)
πŸ‘

(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:05, archived)
Who the fucking hell wrote this rubbish?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 16:52, archived)
Attention sneaker fans
the future is here
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 16:55, archived)
rocking a pair right now m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:01, archived)
Perfect for all of the sports

(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:07, archived)
pair with blue jeans and a stetson for the perfect outfit for line noncing

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:09, archived)
D:

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:12, archived)
Good for cross country running
where you'll probably need to cross a ploughed field or two after a week of heavy rain, and visit a pigsty

Sneakers + wellies = snellies
(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:33, archived)
I know what would go nicely with a latte
costa.es/en/home-made-fartons/
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:36, archived)
Keira knightley needs cancelling immediately, she says she has a real problem with the male gays

(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 17:55, archived)
She should try not looking like one then.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 22:21, archived)
afternizzle
oh hahaha
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 12:33, archived)
alright bizzled pizzle dizzle

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 12:38, archived)
hiya

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 12:44, archived)
Blue peter dog

(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 15:40, archived)
Huh?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 12:46, archived)
I said, AFTERNIZZLE OH HAHAHA

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 13:02, archived)
Oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 13:47, archived)
OH FOR GOD'S SAKE WILL YOU *NEVER* SHUT UP

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 13:27, archived)
sorry, I meant 'afternizzle'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 13:27, archived)
actually no I didn't

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 14:07, archived)
It's no "when did you last got stang?" thread, is it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 14:26, archived)
nowhere near

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 14:31, archived)
Chizzle

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 13:37, archived)
Indeedy

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 14:28, archived)
Have you ever been stang off something really nasty?
I got stang off a horse fly once, and it made me well poorly
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:41, archived)
Well, I assume it was a horse fly
No offense to horse flies
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:42, archived)
it was me m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:50, archived)
I completely believe that you would hide in the bushes of Holly Hill nature reserve, waiting to attack a passerby

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:53, archived)
...with a claw hammer

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:54, archived)
Too much, m8
Too much
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:56, archived)
I got stang off a wasp once, but tbh I wouldn't really describe it as 'really nasty', it was more 'a bit nasty'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:49, archived)
Yeah, they are 'a bit nasty' aren't they
Still, it counts
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:50, archived)
I saw a nature program once, where the presenter did a thing
About how it was possible to get stang off a bee, and remove the sting in such a way that the bee won't die. It was well lol, when he remembered that stings actually hurt and he got all weedy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:52, archived)
horse flies don't sting but bite
which does not make them less cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:53, archived)
Don't be silly, flies don't have teeth

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:57, archived)
horse flies have a knife like proboscis
they cut you open then drink ur blood, blud. they can bite you through jeans.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:07, archived)
Jokes on you, I was wearing shorts
Explain THAT with your science
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:09, archived)
jorts.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:12, archived)
stupid sexy TH

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:18, archived)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:38, archived)
When I was on magnetic island they were having issues with some little jelly fish that fuck you up, so to swim in the see they put a net up so none can get in, bits of them do tho an they still are ouchie, I fucked it off after 10minutes

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:54, archived)
Shit

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:56, archived)
Australia is one big danger, I was having a paddle, walking along the beach , lovely, I come across a sign, ' salt water crocodiles operate in this area' it the bloidy seaside ffs

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:00, archived)
An Aussie mate of mine was trapped in his office building for hours after he was supposed to leave
Because someone saw a brown snake outside. I don't think Australia wants humans to live there, to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:08, archived)
Had one of those sitting in my lap in a bucket with a lid on for an hour drive . It had broken in to a bat hospital and was eating the patients. The daintree park ranger I was with had to relocate it, he thought it was a great day

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:13, archived)
that was a poo, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:16, archived)
You know what, I think that's what it was, after all

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:19, archived)
imagine hiding in your office for hours just because some mongrel dropped a log outside

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:20, archived)
I got bitten by a chainsaw once
that hurt. 30 years later I still can't move my fingers properly but hey, at least they're all there.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:56, archived)
That would count as nasty, I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:57, archived)
I seen a horse fly, I seen a house fly, but I ain't never seen a elephant fly

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:07, archived)
Time flies like an eagle. Fruit flies like a banana
There
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:09, archived)
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:11, archived)
Live, laugh, love, m8


there
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:15, archived)
we did it
we finally went full Facebook
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:17, archived)
YESSSSSS
might post something about Bill Gates and 5G in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:18, archived)
doooo it

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:31, archived)
something about Bill Gates and 5G

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:54, archived)
I got stang off a bee on my bottom once when I sat on it while wearing shorts
I cried a bit but then my friend's mum bought me an ice cream so it wasn't all bad
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:17, archived)
this was last summer, wasn't it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:18, archived)
what of it?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:19, archived)
nothing, I was just saying
jeez, touchy
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:21, archived)
getting stang off a bee on the bottom is no joking matter m8

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:20, archived)
yeah well how come I'm laughing then m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:54, archived)
Haha, nice one mate. That proper shut him up!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:56, archived)
words can hurt too, y'know

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 12:29, archived)
I'm sorry Tangled

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 12:32, archived)
28 years old, he was

(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:40, archived)
when did this come in?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:59, archived)
What type of ice cream did you get?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:20, archived)
antihistamine ripple

(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:28, archived)
#infest

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:28, archived)
99 off of one of those drug dealers who also sell ice cream

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:13, archived)
That explains why you still hear the vans going round playing their music in november
Nice to have my suspicions confirmed
(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:28, archived)
Not the right weather for a walls magnum
you're asking for a choc ice for the mate of your son, but a 99's better when his bum got stung
(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:51, archived)
Why was a bee wearing shorts?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:25, archived)
Oh, very honey! (funny)

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:43, archived)
haha you got a real BUZZ off that joke!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:15, archived)
soon you'll be up to your nectar in bee puns! (neck)

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:16, archived)
Well it's a hive mind hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:30, archived)
Oh beehive! (behave)

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 13:33, archived)
it was a hot summer's day

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:12, archived)
So you could see the bees knees

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:17, archived)
none of your beeswax! (business)

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:19, archived)
I once got stang on my helmit

Not really lol
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:21, archived)
lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:34, archived)

lol
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:38, archived)
707

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:05, archived)
Got stang off a dead bee once.
As a child. Picked it up to investigate. Mind wandered, forgot I was holding it. Absent mindedly rattled the thing in my hand. Sting got stuck. I think the shame of my own stupidity hurt more than the actual wound.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 10:51, archived)
I'm sure it looked down from bee heaven and had a good old fucken bee laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:32, archived)
Probably did, the bastard
Beestard?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 13:18, archived)
not stang exactly
but I got bit off some mosquitoes from Hackney City Farm
and my leg all swole up and I felt well rough for days
(sticklebrlcks ❀️, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:12, archived)
Did you know that it's only the female mosquitoes what drink blood?
Yes TH, everybody knows that
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:31, archived)
So that bit in Bee Movie where Chris Rock plays a mosquito is FUCKING BULLSHIT

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:41, archived)
I used to live about 100m from there
amazing, huh
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:43, archived)
Well, if you could that living

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:44, archived)
I could indeed that living

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:48, archived)
I that living while I drove it off the road

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:54, archived)
My garden is heaving with horseflies in the summer
And I'm allergic to them. Last time I got bit, I had to go to the walk in and ended up with serious amounts of tablets. Didn't stop it leaving a crater in my ankle, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 11:35, archived)
You seem like one of those people perpetually wearing a grubby discoloured wrist support and have a minimum of one weeping sore at all times

(Garold Huzzah!, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 12:07, archived)
I refuse to wear a wrist support
And it's more bruises than anything else, comes with the nocturnal territory when you're a sleepwalker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 12:11, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 7:49, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 7:51, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:24, archived)
hai m8s and m8ettes

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 8:06, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:24, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky β˜ΉοΈβžπŸš»βžπŸš½βžπŸ˜£βžπŸ’©βžπŸ§»βžπŸ˜, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:33, archived)
Crisp and snowy out there
brrrrrrrr!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 8:21, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:24, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 8:32, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:25, archived)
GOOD MORNING

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 8:49, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:25, archived)
Fucking freezing morning

(Nicki Minaj, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:12, archived)
15 degrees when i woke up i had to get some coal in the aga

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:16, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:25, archived)
haha it sure is

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:18, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:25, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:35, archived)
morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:39, archived)
stop pretending you've got anything more important to do than entertain me
don't worry, got it covered www.youtube.com/c/lindybeige
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 20:13, archived)
i'm learning about screws.
which may come in useful in a minute when i tell you all to fuck yourselves
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 20:50, archived)
i quite fancy these
petertyson.co.uk/open-box-kef-r5-floorstanding-speakers-walnut?___SID=U

what do you fancy? it's not my missus is it? i'll fuckin' kill ye
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 20:55, archived)
something i've learned from the great courses plus
is if you don't want bad things to happen you have to make it known that if people cross you the consequences will be horrific for them. so don't be a nice guy. be a massively horrible cunt. or at least appear to be one. then they won't try anything. i've taken this onboard and shaved my upper lip in an intimidating fashion. come on then.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 20:59, archived)
you own 300 games on steam why are you here?

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 21:01, archived)
nostalgia.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 21:02, archived)
Cool thread

(dribble, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 21:01, archived)
it is now you're here
youtu.be/p8Uw1cl4xjg
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 21:02, archived)
If you get a lot of them, you can make a rope.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 1:27, archived)
It was a humorous reference to screws

(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 7:04, archived)
you know all the circlejerk about how uk is an idiot and now haha our lorry drivers are all stuck
and can't have ham and all our fish is going off because europe has suddenly told us we're all cunts and stopped them crossing etc?

i just wondered if european lorrys are also stuck without salami and can't get into the UK also? genuine question. no politics please, (or as little as fucking possible).
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:51, archived)
LOL SALAMI
I heard you love a good sausage
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 19:19, archived)
gay guy goes into a delicatessen and he's browsing the salami's and eventually he finds one he likes
'i'll have this one please...'

the deli guy takes the salami and starts slicing it for him

the gay guy looks shocked and screams 'OI! what do you think my arse is, a piggybank!?'
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 19:26, archived)

i'm sure when i heard that koke it was moneybox. i've gone with piggybank.

it doesn't really matter because the joke is shit anyway
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 19:31, archived)
You're quite the regular koker, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 24 Jan 2021, 22:02, archived)
oh hokey kokey kokey

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 23:32, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 19:46, archived)
thanks for clearing that up

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 19:54, archived)
How's your sunday?
Alt: LIV or MANU?
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 17:12, archived)
rather relaxing so far
read for a few hours, done some laundry, been listening to disturbed for the last 2 hours, had a nice roast and now i'm thinking of having a couple of pints and a few snacks while i watch a film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 17:21, archived)
I'm fackin langered m8-o
Alt: do wot san, dahnt fackin mag me off m8
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 17:33, archived)
A fella I went to school with posted that hes got some new sneakers, I dont know what they are but people were well impressed, said they entered raffles, look like blue denim with just a stitched swosh ?

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 17:41, archived)
I can't get involved in these manufactured-demand modern limited released things
70s-80s classics are my scene, reissues or originals, that's my shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:15, archived)
I found them, nike slam dunks or saink, 409 quid or more

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:32, archived)
fuck that
converse all stars for me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:43, archived)
MANSPIDER!
had to shop. thank gof i'm home now. beer time.
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:14, archived)
yeah not bad, ta
ordered myself a massage gun off the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:24, archived)
how, exactly, is a "massage gun" different to a dildo

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:26, archived)
it isn't.

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:30, archived)
the difference, my dear, is in the attachments
this one comes with:

- 1 large ball attachment
- 1 small ball attachment

uh...

- 1 finger attachment

um...

- 1 mushroom-shaped attachment
- 1 flat attachment
- 1 U-shaped attachment

tbf, one trip to the DIY shop and ten minutes' installation later and you could probably fit any dildo you wanted to it

apparently though it's not going to be back in stock until the fucking 12th of MARCH, probably Brexit's fault again
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:30, archived)
so many people, stuck at home, doing D.I.Y and getting all stiff....

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:35, archived)
i'm well stiff after reading this

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:54, archived)
in these times of confinement, sometimes you just have to do it yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:55, archived)
sisters have been doing that for years tbh

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:57, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 8:18, archived)
Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 8:33, archived)

So shines a good indeed in a naughty world.
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 24 Jan 2021, 9:19, archived)
Quite so

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:07, archived)
Why is planearm such a horrible racist, Richard?
I've reported him, of course, but is there anyone I can speak to about having him arrested?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 9:32, archived)
Don't worry, I've alerted brb
He'll take it from here
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:08, archived)

imgur.com/a/NhLrP0a
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:52, archived)
Oh come on now

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:04, archived)
Don't worry about it.
It's just some sadsack desperate for attention thinking he's punching down.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:42, archived)

πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘
(Ooooh_cuntroversials_sockpuppet Make O/T great again., Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:44, archived)

πŸ’
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 18:00, archived)
You, you mean

(dribble, Mon 25 Jan 2021, 9:14, archived)
That's the joke.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 26 Jan 2021, 16:33, archived)
Cheers for the reference bud

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 14:35, archived)
morning queef snow yeah

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 9:43, archived)
Only just started here

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:08, archived)
Bloke live on tv from Brixton has heavy snow, none here yet, only about 10 miles away

(Nicki Minaj, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 10:35, archived)
Fuck all here until a few minutes ago
I don't reckon it'll settle, too wet
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:10, archived)
my pants, I mean

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:10, archived)
easy like Sunday

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:11, archived)
What up, G-money?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:25, archived)
feeling chill today
got that "GotG Awesome Mix" on the stereo

hbu?
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:55, archived)
Rocking in the free world, you know, like Neil Old

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 17:30, archived)
Morning
I'm feeling rather lively today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:41, archived)
Same as

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 17:31, archived)
DRAIN THE SWAMP!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 24 Jan 2021, 11:41, archived)
I drained your Nan's swamp last Christmas m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:05, archived)
RUDE

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:09, archived)
She was, actually
Help the aged, indeed. Ungrateful cow
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:10, archived)
wot a fucken bitch

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 24 Jan 2021, 13:11, archived)
Delish chinky washed down with a few tinnies. Watching Forest Gump now.
Evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 18:06, archived)
bit racist

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 18:58, archived)
Got a bit of Szechuan special left and fried rice

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 19:17, archived)
i only have sadness left

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 20:17, archived)
Have chips with that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 3:36, archived)
forrest

(dribble, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 19:03, archived)
strewth mite!

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 19:09, archived)
Fuck food, I'm not hungry

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 20:56, archived)

Thank goodness planearm didn't get the memo that everything is about you, or he'd have starved to death.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 20:59, archived)
careful now, b3ta tosh, another close relative might die

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 23 Jan 2021, 21:47, archived)
planearm is an illiterate racist cannibal now. :(

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 22:11, archived)
A minority group that never gets any exposure.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 3:37, archived)
WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE ILLITERATE RACIST CANNIBALS?

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 24 Jan 2021, 8:33, archived)
G'day ya mangruls

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 8:51, archived)
phone call from Latvia at 2am lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:00, archived)
jā ΕΎΔ“l par to, m8

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:12, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:14, archived)
*wobble board*
Can you guess what it is yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:13, archived)
a five year sentence for noncing?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:15, archived)
they took away all his awards because he was a paedo, but Polanski's kept his
never could quite work that one out
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:19, archived)
JUSTICE FOR HARRIS NOW!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:22, archived)
heh

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 11:56, archived)
You can join today

(dribble, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:27, archived)
a semi-erect penis?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 23 Jan 2021, 9:17, archived)
no thanks, wouldn't want to spoil my appetite for lunch

(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 11:56, archived)
Postman delivered my new router full of internet as the old one had ran out , now I've got loads of broadbands

(Nicki Minaj, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 10:58, archived)
You might want to bleed it immediately after turning it on
You don't want too much broadband, or you won't be able to email straight
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 11:17, archived)
also the router will wear down the middle and might slide off the surface

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 11:33, archived)
Depends
Virgin do those ones that are all down the left side
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 13:26, archived)
imported from the netherlands though, customs charges will be high

(dribble, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 14:06, archived)
juist

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 14:47, archived)
i'm getting too old to pull a 3-day bender

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 16:54, archived)

d g

"too olg", haha, good joke monstzzz
(dribble, Sat 23 Jan 2021, 17:37, archived)
This place is deader than a Goth party in lockdown.

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 20:38, archived)
Topical, as well as edgy.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Jan 2021, 20:51, archived)
That's not dead, that's just suicidal

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 21:20, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 22:14, archived)
Friday night, everyone's down the pub

(dribble, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 23:15, archived)
but enough about your bedroom

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 23:17, archived)
Haha, like in the ghost busters

(dribble, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 23:22, archived)
weekend plans lol

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Jan 2021, 16:59, archived)
rude

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:01, archived)
That's what poland said , didnt stop him

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:12, archived)
cheers

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 19:49, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 20:02, archived)
Cheers!

(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 20:06, archived)
dunno, prolly just post in 2H's excellent thread

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:25, archived)
rest

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:27, archived)
keep dieting in spite of the boredom
see if my slippers arrive tomorrow

drink and fart around on the internet

the end
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:30, archived)
These, I hope
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tank-Slippers-Allied-Axis-Made-And-Ready-To-Dispatch-Will-Fit-Size-5-7/193347897322
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:35, archived)
69 fucking quid , both the product and the price suggest the maker is mental

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:40, archived)
well I wish I hadn't bought them for you now
I just thought they might cheer you up, fucking hell, won't do that again
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:47, archived)
Bought ..you fucking make them

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:49, archived)
On the advice of my lawyer I can neither confirm nor deny this at the present time
What I will say is that ACTUALLY they are only Β£59.99 which given how long they take to make is a bloody reasonable price
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:55, archived)
only £6.50 postage as well
Hurry though, stocks are strictly limited
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:57, archived)
And stops you smearing the walls with fecal matter, mostly

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:58, archived)
weeeelll
*wobbly hand gesture*
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:00, archived)
“Hand Made/Crochered"
Ferrero Crocher, is it?

What abominations. Luckily they're far too small for me
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:45, archived)
I think they look lovely and warm :(

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:49, archived)
oh, no doubt, but I bet you fifty quid you'll have tripped over your own feet within a week
These look lovely and warm as well, and will soon be mine
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:51, archived)
those look like grandma slippers, no offence
this is the style that I be rockin

www.efootwear.eu/slippers-napapijri-morran-15897165-multi-green-n702.html
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:54, archived)
huh, they look like climbing shoes
also I have circulation problems in my feet so I will look like a grandma all day long, no fucks given, as long as my feet are warm
(I helped save b3ta! Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:56, archived)
what they look like, sunshine, is a combination of both fresh AND fly
no mean feat in a gentleman's slipper
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:04, archived)
I just wear indoor trainers , people have made fun of this in the past :(

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:05, archived)
Not sure how there's any room for mockery there tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 18:24, archived)
Shoes indoors freaks people out, and when I explain they never go out ever they mock me

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 19:23, archived)
#ad

(Nicki Minaj, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 17:52, archived)
Playing DnD
Also steam cleaning the bathroom. My sink is looking a bit grim.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 22 Jan 2021, 19:21, archived)

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